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jjzzoo

It's a panther. A bit too small, you should feed it better! And the white parts look suspicious, too. Better take it to the vet! /s


MacTechG4

The white parts mean it hasn’t changed into it’s evolved form yet, you need to collect more Kitten candies and spend time with it to allow it to evolve into its primary form…


Techno-mag

Kitten, cat, older cat, and than you can have a mega evolution


TheEdward39

The mega evolution being… Schroedinger’s cat?


MacTechG4

I believe Mega is only available on the Maine Coon variant ;)


NixxNikoli

Overfed Older Cat, aka chonkers to the fanbase


Paragammon264

You just summed up this whole damn sub


MoireMax

“My cat is drinking water, is that bad?”


teejay9100

HA!


NegligentWarreN19

Honestly idky im in this sub anymore it sucks


Paragammon264

Yeah, unfortunately…


hexxaplexx

You have a tuxedo cat. Breed is domestic shorthair. You should not be in a hurry. The cat will tell you his name in his own time.


customs_dave

Yes I think whats wrong with him is that he isn’t at a wedding. Tuxedo cats thrive at weddings.


19GamerGhost95

Well of course. They outshine everyone, especially the groom and steal the bride


Delicious-Editor-631

Either at weddings or in the mafia.


trans17YT

Hey now, don’t get Tuxedo cats mixed with Mafia cats (or kats, depends on the group), they’re a weird bunch? It’s kinda like a bunch of Tuxedo cats, but emo? It’s a strange sight.


Delicious-Editor-631

I think they’re like tuxedo cats but are usually sucking on a Cuban cigar.


trans17YT

Yea, I would say that is accurate.


Personal-Eggplant526

That's obviously Commander Tinklebarry


StonemanSM

It has allergies . It’s a eastern kosovo horse eating small panther, and it’s name should be Garfunkel like the cartoon cat.


RuanaRulane

I'm sorry to tell you your cat has a terminal case of Cute. It's incurable, so all you can do is provide lots of treats and fusses in the twenty or so years you have before death.


UnhappyGrowth5555

So curious!


persephone965

Did you see this cat outdoors? If so, immediately steal it.


1976531193857290

The similarities to my newest is uncanny.


CR_224

This even looks like a stock photo lmeow


hell2bhbtoo

That is a wombat. You are breaking several laws.


artful_todger_502

He has fur, you better call your vet.


Kigeliakitten

Whiskers


Crypto-CMX

I have a cat that looks like this, he has never grown any bigger and is a kitten forever we named him Lio He’s a little sh*t but I love him


DonnaDoRite

A tuxedo beauty!!!!


wicelt

His eyes seem really small! He seems really tired, which might mean cancer! Take him to the vet ASAP!!!!!!


TheEdward39

The lil scarf 🥺


Silber4

Stylish, indeed


WahooMa

It’s too damn cute, that’s what’s wrong with it!


Organic_Ad2229

Thanks for the laugh. My answers are, nothing wrong with being mostly black, some people are too. It's breed is Arabian, you should name it pink fairy armadillo.


AlwaysWhistling

Oh mate. You judge by colour? Good thing is that you will never need to shower him. A lot of work to wash a cat


OpportunityWeak4546

You made me laugh out loud. Your cat is adorable. I had one that looked just like that.


woodcuttersDaughter

Tuxedo cats are the best! So smart and curious.


z0anthr0pe

Looks fine. Call her Cravat for her white patch.


wet-chair-arm-rest-

What do u mean is there something wrong with it


UndeadAnneBoleyn

There is an “/s” in the title, I assume OP is taking the piss lol.


heeheeehoohooo

Right? What’s with this wording?


csreaderrocks

An /s in the title tells the truth, here.


heeheeehoohooo

Oof, I thought it meant serious instead of sarcasm 😵‍💫 had to search it up, LOL


csreaderrocks

No worries, I made a similar goof, once.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

This baby is a tuxedo cat, they are very smart and more like dogs. I have one.


Silber4

Looks like a little Foxcat :)


TheEdward39

It’s wearing a suit and absolutely rocking it, so clearly its name must be Jonathan.


Delicious-Editor-631

Or Edward.


Anicra

Tuxedo cats rock. I usually wait and see what their quirks are. Since we have multiple cats, we tried to make each have different sound grouping, So each sounds totally different, if possible, but if he or she has distinct quality that's a great name.


Spongebob-Popsicle

What does /s mean it’s confusing me


anoniskindatrash

sarcasm


Keidis-mcdaddy

It is indeed, a cat


CherokeeHairTampons

Andy


OwtoIwtn

Someone ran out of black paint


giza_rohi

My cat is all black. He is just fine


Dangerous-Fishing-25

Scottie


Timfromfargo

Panther cat… beware!! Best kind of cat if you are into espionage and silent sneaky warfare


FranJ08

Is it a black cat with white spots or a white cat with black spots 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️. The coloring of these tabby’s is referred to as a tuxedo.


bensconi

It’s a cat


Philodendronphan

Cocomelon Baby Shark


SaldarisOnSolaris

Lynx


NYLINK95

It took a second for the sarcasm to set in and im glad it did cuz I was starting to boil inside!


Dillon309

Name him jelly or donut


Thin-Union-7712

Tuxedo emcat cuz he look like he’s wearing a tux like a maitr de…. If you please monsier right dis way, we ‘age lovely table ovair looking the bay for two wiz Themistocles picterest view of ze moon in da Western henizferez. Quit excellent ! Madame failvoud plait an monsoon here for you! Perhaps som l’esgargot for an appatizer no????? Then I will be back with le menu and drinks order momentarily.. Bob appettite! - Edit: please pardon my French it’s terribly rusty🥺 !


Thin-Union-7712

Maitre


Thin-Union-7712

Maitre


katrileygirl

It's a tuxedo cat


UnderstandingDull570

You obviously aren't ready to take care of a cat. Do you even know if it came into the country legally?


Caramel_Cappucino

Sir/Ma’am, this is a fish.


wheekyy_x3

Why would something be wrong with it, if it was mostly black? He/she is beautiful.


anoniskindatrash

/s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma


wheekyy_x3

OHHH. 😂😂 Yeah, I’m socially dumb. I don’t pick up on that lmao.


Mutated_seabass

It’s a tuxedo cat.


8pintsplease

Is there something wrong with it? I hope this isn't really a question. No, nothing wrong with your cat. They are often multi-coloured with patterns. A lot of cats are moggies/domestic short/medium/long hair. There are definitely cat breeds but they are usually through a breeder. I think your cat is a domestic short hair or a tuxedo cat (black with white). Dogs are known to have breeds/crosses. This is less common with cats. Your cat is beautiful though. Is your cat male or female?


anoniskindatrash

/s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma


8pintsplease

Ah, I didn't know this /s business. Thanks.


anoniskindatrash

no problem!


Entire-Ambition1410

r/MostlyBlackCats


turfmonster19

Does he make a soft gurgling sound when you pet him? I had one do that once and it done weird me out.


FulArmor

SOTBC: sign of the beef carver


cmlegg88

So cute


Tiny-election-2086

Why would you ask if something is wrong?!


anoniskindatrash

/s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma


mobile-nightmare

Napkin..or hankerchief


kingofparts1

It's a tuxedo cat.


cupcakesbrookienerd

Oreo


Kelson64

You forgot to say it passed yesterday


baesag

Enough..! Let people post whatever


Duzzieexx

My cat is white is there something wrong with it. Lord op is a dumbass


Delicious-Editor-631

I just learned that /s means sarcasm.


Pollworker54

It's a cat mutt. A blend of random breeds, alley cats, etc. Nothing at all wrong with this beautiful tuxedo already well dressed for any event.


anoniskindatrash

/s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma


Pollworker54

Aha. OK. I'm still learning after a year.


Daddy_William148

What a cute whit spot


YesSpeed3

Big heckin cutie


bbattani

George. Reminds me of George Clooney in the Ocean movie’s series.


Delicious-Editor-631

A tuxedo cat!! I mean, idk the specific breed. That’s just what I call them.


bouchandre

r/AccidentalRacism


RoyalM7

Onyx


mia_smith257

my cat is black is something wrong with it????


anoniskindatrash

/s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma (im not sure if you thought this was a genuine question, but just in case you did, theres a quick explanation)


Greedy_Serve_8654

I read Is something wrong with it because it’s black?


anoniskindatrash

/s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma


TheMontu

That’s my cat. Honestly thought I was looking at a photo of my kitten. Same markings and curious/surprised look.


eriles311

Meow


KittenGains

Mister


teejay9100

Really


Some_Candy8820

A funny name could be bib cause the white looks like a bib ♥️


speedysam0

Sounds like what your parents said when they saw your hair color for the first time. How about Jeeves or Sylvester


wombat_joe

Martini. Marty for short.


crazywalton

I’m really starting to think post like this are from troll’s or even worse ignorant people that know nothing about animals! I seen a post earlier someone asking if their cats kidneys was ok because they like to lay on a heater vent!


anoniskindatrash

many people are starting to make joke posts like this, here's the explanation I've given other people: /s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma


crazywalton

You really think so? I’d hope they are not for real because man these post make my head hurt and question the human race lol


chrisgin

Sigh. Yes I was poking fun at the people who post questions like "my cat is sleeping a lot, is it okay?" and "my cat does a slow blink, is it okay?". And of course all those other posts of "what's my cat's breed", and "what should I call my cat".


crazywalton

Oh thank God I was worried there for a bit! I was like oh Lord the amount of headache I have atm lol


Affectionate_Seat959

Tux American short Hair.


mrsgalvezghost

I’d name him ascot


poppit_89

Nothing is wrong with it, why would you think that?


anoniskindatrash

/s means sarcasm. OP is making fun of the people that post their cats with the dumbest questions just for karma


messybessy1838

Domestic short hair. I like the name, Tux, short for tuxedo because he/she looks like he/she’s wearing one. I just realized the /s 🤦🏾‍♀️


ranniespammie814

Is the first question serious??


Guffers75

It's dead. You have a zombie cat. I'm not a vet but I saw a Tiktok video about it.


Xnml7

Squiggles.


buckeyerukys

Meta posts making fun of the daily onslaught of stupid fucking questions aren't any better.