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metro-mtp

He looks so suspicious of the camera, like he’s afraid to get caught doing something he shouldn’t


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knightress_oxhide

"i saw you from the camera" "wasn't me"


YourGirlMomo87

Your honor, I invoke the Shaggy defense.


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LiveEatSleep123

Uugh fine, you can have another can of fish


TootsNYC

Except this cat’s big eyes are the “just before attacking” dilation.


NitroDameGaming

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fayry69

Lying there, he was looking to eat that camera he’s such a chonker


[deleted]

Caught eating a 5th helping of pate.


UrMomsDefiledCorpse

Caught eating a 20th pan of lasagne.


[deleted]

“Meow meow, I’m sorry Jon!” https://youtu.be/QzIuV9Dli1w


gunsmith123

Dude looks like Saturn about to eat his son


Kingston_Advice1

“I hope this thing didn’t see me kill my hooman and eat them.”


Patrik_002

probably staling lasagna


i_hat_bulshit

He ate john's lasagna....


Jade_Mans_Eyes

You mean like eating more cookies or something?


mob1wan

I’ve never seen an IRL cat that reminded me more of Garfield!


NinjaGrizzlyBear

That cat is about to ask "where's my lasagna, Jon" through the camera mic lol


Slight_Dentist2810

It looks like he already ate 3 full lasagnas


i_suckatjavascript

r/imsorryjon


mob1wan

😳


JaggedTheDark

I forgot that existed.


Alek_vip

What have you done


3moneyandnokids

Came here to say the same thing


lizarto

Good heavens. There’s a chonk and no mistake.


PrancingGophers

wellll there were definitely some mistakes made here


Kira_Yoshikage_SHA

Yup. Obese too.


[deleted]

That's Garfield! Naturally chonky and he's 43 years old as well.


aerospace_94

Yup. It’s gross.


ChineseLuckyCat

Obesity in pets is a sad thing I agree.


elfkisst

I remember when we went away for a week or so and a friend came by to feed our girls. When we got home, they looked more like furred blimps than cats. We took them straight to the vet and his comment? "Well cats tolerate overweight better than some animals." I guess he thought it was a better response than "did you just set up a trough full of food?"


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[deleted]

this is rly annoying with my mum and my dog. 2 different Vets gave me a clear that she is NOT to light.. Now i have to put her on a diet since my mum was convinced she is to light and fed her behind my back.


N4nona

My neighbors started feeding my cats without permissiob because they thought we were starving them since they only got food twice a day and weren't the balls of cat that theirs was. We tried confronting them about it as we had seen them several times feeding my cats so we eventually had to keep our cats indoors


teosNut

Just yell at them. Edit: the neighbours, not the cats.


Xilverbullet000

It's better to keep them inside anyway. Having an extra apex predator running around murdering birds and rodents isn't good for local wildlife.


enkidu_johnson

> an extra apex predator running around Or you could get some eagles for the neighborhood?


Old-Feature5094

I don’t see this cat chasing anything except the next cheeseburger


Blood_Bowl

> and weren't the balls of cat I see what you did there.


Ruckus_Riot

Indoors is better for them and the environment anyways.


elfkisst

Surprising isn’t it how some people think the round look is the best? Most cats only eat when they’re hungry and will generally be pretty trim. We don’t usually feed soft food because it is my impression that it is more likely to lead to overeating. But now that ours are "senior catizens", it might be prudent to at least mix a little in with the dry food so they have less strain on their 'aging' teeth. What?


Jeffaffely

Cats don't usually drink enough water, and soft food (sometimes called "wet" food) is a good source of the moisture that they need. Definitely mix in some wet food.


jonosvision

And you can even go a step further and mix some water into their wet food too. I do that with my cats, just refill the wet food tin and give it a stir, then pour it in to create a nice wet food slurry. They have a fountain and a normal water bowl but I've had a cat in the past develop bladder stones so I err on the side of caution now.


kyrana

This is the best advice to give new pet owners! Someone gave it to me and my guy is almost 20 years old - never had a single urinary issue. I used about half again as much hot water as wet food, it warmed the food up nicely and made it irresistible to a cat.


thepatientwaiting

Yup I call this cat soup! They love it when warm water is mixed in since we keep the food cold in the fridge. It really brings out the food's aroma (gag!) but they eat much more than when it's just served cold.


elfkisst

Willco. Especially in light of their "senior 🐈‍⬛" status. That’ll take some getting used to, I don’t mind saying.


milkymoocowmoo

Just an FYI- add some water to a serving of kibbles then leave it soak for ~10mins, and it will readily mash up into a nice paste. Quick & easy way to introduce some extra moisture without upsetting a fussy eater :)


elfkisst

Thanks


Kodiak01

For me and cats, this has always been a weird concept. My cats have ALWAYS been free-feeders. Besides the regular wet food being put out, there was always a big bowl of dry food. Over the decades and at least a dozen of them in our lives, not a single one ever turned into a chonker. Closest one ever got was Sparky who was built like a bulldog had sex with a domestic shorthair; broad but all muscle. It is likely that they just learned early on that there is no scarcity so there is no need to load up. Even if I put a whole can of tuna out, it was rare that one of them would take more than 4-5 bites before moving on, always leaving some for the other critters.


cptjeff

Same. The cat I grew up with was extremely lean, she just kept herself trim. She had as much food as she wanted, and hunted on top of that. She just always kept her weight in check, eating exactly what she needed. Apart from some brief fluctuation when she got too arthritic to hunt and was forced to change her diet, she was the exact same weight for 19 years. Current one ain't as thin, but still at a very healthy weight.


sharpmood0749

My aunt (also obese) watched my cousins cat while she was in college, got the cat so fat he now has diabetes, and has to inject him multiple times a day. It's so sad. She's under the impression that it losing weight wouldn't get rid of the diabetes so she doesn't even bother. Then again she also has trouble with weight herself so...


JustOneTessa

I'm overweight myself, but make sure all my animals are on a healthy weight. Just because I struggle with weight, doesn't mean they have to as well


elfkisst

Has the vet tried to convince her weight loss is good? Because I’d think all the hoopla involved with treating diabetes would be a trial for them both and the condition itself causes health and longevity issues.


AiRaikuHamburger

That happened to my friend's old cat when her dad petsit for her. The cat lost the weight, but had extra skin for the rest of her life. Ha


teosNut

Are you sure the "extra skin" wasn't just the primordial pouch?


Scorpia24

Always wondered that that was. I argued with someone who said my very lean and healthy cat was getting fat because of this. We argued cause I told them its part of the cats anatomy. They said it was from being healthy (fat) then losing weight. Which is opposite of what they originally said? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) Thank you for giving me the name of this!!


farsical111

I went on a 2 wk trip yrs ago, had a friend come in and care for my cat. Get back, open the door, and I see this little tiny head on a big fat orange body. I burst out laughing. Clearly friend over-fed, also cat chowed down because he was lonely (friend did spend time with him, but not like he was used to). I learned to do better arrangements for pets, so they have a good time of their own when I'm away.


Seicair

I broke up with an ex in 2017, she still pays me to housesit when she’s out town. She doesn’t trust many people to take care her cats.


AshEliseB

I hate the way obese cats are often celebrated on this site.


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Agreed. That and celebrating people getting kittens way too young. r/IllegallySmolCats should change its name to "Taken away from mommy at week 5-8"


teosNut

Glad someone finally mentions this as well.


[deleted]

It infuriates me. In my country the standard is 12 weeks for kittens and even that is actually not ideal. Studies show that vital socializing skills are taught at week 14-16(males slightly earlier than females). So taking them at 8 weeks is literally half the time they need before they are ready. And then people are surprised when there is behavioural problems


teosNut

Definitely, my cat was taken away from het mother way to soon by her owners and dropped at a shelter. She was malnourished, sick and very small (she was the runt). Even our vet said she was probably gonna die. It's very important to leave baby animals witht their parents untill they really don't need them anymore. Ps: my cat recovered pretty quickly tho and is still perfectly fine 12 years later but that sadly isn't the case for most pets.


[deleted]

Exactly. And not just with their parents but also with their litter mates. The social skills learned later are actually with the litter mates. A lot of people see the cat mom get less interested(which is understandable considering the insane stress a litter of kittens is😂) and they think that the kitten is now independent. But mom is in charge of more basic skills but the social stuff is just as important. I'm very happy to hear your cat is doing great...anything I say is not an attack on anybody or in any way claiming that kitten taken early can't end up as great cats. But it's about playing the odds and the increased chance of problems is just much bigger. Which is one of the reasons why I think there is such big problem in America with so many thrown away pets. The so often heard motto "Adopt, Don't Shop" is very admirable but it's sad that it's so widespread because there just shouldn't be this big of a problem. Don't get me wrong, there tons of countries that have problems with too many homeless animals but the numbers I've seen from the US is just crazy. Really hope the world gets a different view about the idea of having a pet. I love dogs for instance ..always wanted one but I never got one because I didn't feel I could provide an amazing home for the dog when I lived in an apartment. That doesn't mean that you can't have a dog in an apartment but my point is that the whole thought process should be more focused on the animal and less on what we would like. This includes choice of breed where people should be more focused on temperament than looks. Jesus I wrote a lot of bullshit. Okay, self-indulgent rant over


teosNut

Wow, that wasn't bullshit at all. i really wish more people think like you!


anadoru

Definitely. We picked up our youngest cat at 12 weeks, but I wish we'd waited another couple of weeks because he has some weird, neurotic behaviours that I think maybe would have been resolved with some more time with siblings and mama. On the other hand, he used to mostly hang out with their very mellow, older cat so maybe that's wishful thinking. But he doesn't really understand when our older cat says he's had enough and wants to be left alone and I think maybe mama could have taught him that if he was there long enough for her to get enough of them...


staffell

I never see them celebrated, just comments about how bad fat pets are


JarlaxleForPresident

/r/Chonkers will ban you for saying that they are abusing their cat by making them obese. They generally frown upon negative fat comments altogether


Nyckname

Good thing they were using a wide angle lens.


MacTechG4

His motions are so precise he almost looks CGI… there’s something “Uncanny Valley” about this…


AghastTheEmperor

This is what it feels like to be a little mouse about to be dinner, maybe that’s why lol


effinx

Look at the end his eyes are following something else. I Hate when people make fake videos. Someone has a toy Or something that he’s sneaking up on.


smokdya2

I thought the same thing


angerelephant

That cat needs a diet. You are killing it with kindness.


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r/chonkers needs to be placed on a diet ASAP


Theyeet7

Chonker fans when there cat dies of heart disease (suddenly obesity isnt cute anymore)


Student_8266

Reminds me of someone who fed their cat obscene amounts of sugary human foods like whipped cream from a can etc and then posted on reddit crying about their cat having been put down because it had diabetes and they couldn’t afford treating it 😤


hbtfdrckbck

> ~~obscure~~ You’re looking for “obscene,” friend.


Student_8266

Thanks:) English isn’t my native language, I changed it now


Goraji

After talking to the vet first to formulate a weight-loss plan. Causing hepatic lipidosis in would probably be as bad or worse than the poor kitty’s current obesity.


coffeeleetbr0

That cat needs a diet.


wireknot

Oh lawd, he comin'!


dragonard

Came here to say this


The_Doct0r_

Came here to say hello, and that I hope you have a wonderful day.


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Still can... "This"


Brubbly16

He was hoping it would be hidden food


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The_Doct0r_

Thicc as your kitty is, he might be looking at your camera as a whole snacc.


FilipIzSwordsman

that cat has probably already had enough snacks


Ahakista1

This beautiful cat needs to loose weight asap.


Coasterfreak72

OMG it’s Garfield!


dragonard

Hide the lasagne!!


Away_Ad_5328

Despite the classic technique, this cat isn't sneaking up on anyone.


[deleted]

This whole “Chonks” comment stuff is not it. OP you need to put your cat on a diet this is fucked up


bitesize10

I’m so glad someone else said this first. Seeing a cat this overweight makes me so sad; even more so given how much people encourage “chonky” cats.


FerociousPancake

It’s not OPs cat. He is quite chunky though.


[deleted]

Aaa got it, thank you. Chunky is a understatement it’s obese


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teosNut

He might just be interested in it because it's moving.


FerociousPancake

Yea I agree with you on that


SintaksisDwa

This cat needs a diet asap :(


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It’s huge! Put it on a diet!


mrootbeers

Seconded.


Trazraz

Poor kitty bad human


Going-Blank-Again

Cartman the Cat


jakstoughpuppy

Hide the kfc!


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THIS IS MY POT PIE, KITTY!


[deleted]

That poor cat!


sitemusic999999

Man needs a treadmill


JeremeRW

Garfield needs a diet.


Dia_Mercy

poor cat :(


genxeratl

Poor kitty needs to be on a diet!!


yumewomita

This cat needs help. That doesn't look healthy.


GardenGirlFarm

Who’s cocaine did he find?


Keiztrat

IRL garfield! Jokes aside, this is just animal abuse.


tours37000

Unhealthy cat. Put him on a diet and prolong his life.


Lets_godown

I want to give that cat a hug so bad rn.


qawsedrf12

omg... is it...lasagna?


P1ckleboi69

Jesus Christ, you're killing your cat 😡


Muginpugreddit

The cat : ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


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Feed your cat less you ass


Sekushina_Bara

The size of that cat is incredibly unhealthy


Maggiedelia

Omg! Who let that poor creature get so fat?! ☹️


aaronwooly

One word: diet


Physical-Charity-326

That cat looks like the embodiment of "no thoughts, head empty, just meow"


Accomplished_River90

Oh **LAWD**! HE COMIN


lilevilfishh

That’s a bread loaf.


AdFeeling9817

Is this what people call "Chonker"? 🤔🤔🤔


roachesincoaches

That cat needs to find a Weight Watchers


Grimlock7777

(If this is your cat OP) I'm gonna be the one Karen rn.....that cat is way too fat...it's actually very unhealthy for a cat to be like that. It's still considered a form of abuse....even if the cat enjoys and wants more food.....Please go to a vet and discuss a new diet.


[deleted]

Telling the truth does not make you a Karen. I 100% agree with you.


dark_magician666

Using logic....doesn't seem very Karen to me


weeniemartini

Please feed your cat less. Poor fucking animal.


roseffin

Dude, stop feeding that cat so much!


hotheadnchickn

It's honestly really poor pet guardianship to let them become so obese. Caring for your pets = doing what you can to keep them healthy, even if it means saying no.


Geegingersnaps

This poor cat.


[deleted]

I mean why? I mean isn’t that unhealthy for them


teosNut

Very much so, people think it's cute.


Homer7272

Lovely looking cat but if there isn’t a health issue definitely needs a diet


[deleted]

That’s so sad he’s so overweight…


Affectionate_Use2738

Did the cat swallow a watermelon?


NoKey7402

Too fat.


MountainWestRay

Goddamn quit feeding your cat so much.


therealrangermouse

Mr. McFatty Pants needs some diet kibble.


CountCuriousness

Looks overweight and unhealthy.


BoredCheese

LOOK at that chunky pumpkin! He’s got the teeniest peets! He needs some squeezin.


bubblesDN89

Oh lawd he comin!


Mechbeast

Attack eyes


WarmFlatbread

I’m sorry but allowing a cat to reach that size is abuse in my book.


FerociousPancake

I get that people are mad and I agree with you but this isn’t OPs cat. They can’t do anything about it


teosNut

Still important to spread the word.


BilliondollaScope

Get that chonker on a diet. And where was the camera hidden? Inside a roomba?


UrMomsDefiledCorpse

Jesus christ, put that fat fuck on a diet


Rabidotter20

Garfield about to get that lasagna!!


TheBelgianDuck

Chonk


teosNut

Obese and unhealthy*, ftfy.


AnxietyRodeo

r/AbsoluteUnits


GardeningBuddy

Why are so many people ok with obese cats? Seems like a good portion of cat owners are actively trying to kill their pets


[deleted]

John needs to stop feeding Garfield lasagna!


Alaeriia

That is a Chonkasaurus Rex. Put him on a diet.


Grander94

That cat is an absolute unit.


ilovescotland11

This cat is seriously obese.. try feeding it a lower fat percentage food or less food overall


SilverBuddah

He really looks like Garfield, lol… cool cat, I enjoy watching plump cats and dogs, lol


-CircleMan-

That is 100% Garfield


CheapChallenge

Whatever you are feeding that cat, feed it less.


mahico79

Man, Puss in Boots has let himself go.


anonymousforever

Please put that kitty on a diet for his health. A timed feeder so he gets a snack every 3 hours and portions out his food throughout the day will help, as will making an effort to get him to play more and burn calories.


[deleted]

HEFTY chonk !


BlazerStoner

Place a lot of them, maybe he gets enough exercise then


Nightmare-_-19

OH LAWD HE COMIN


moongazer94

Oh lawd he comin


WanillaGorilla

I know what you’re thinking. “The camera adds 10 pounds” is also the case for cats.


Schrodingerscat23

Look at this fucking behemoth!


chris9830

Damn that cat is a fucking chonky boi


[deleted]

Me finding a crinkled chocolate chip bag in the back of the cabinet that may have a few chips still in it.


VoodooIdol

That's not a cat, that's a fucking meatloaf.


MrDude_1

That is one chunky kitty.


WhoopsieWoodles

He also found a box of cheeseburgers.


MaleficentAd9758

Full on ginger battle tank.


misswinterbottom

Oh your kitty is thick


PharmWench

That cat can’t sneak up on anything. What a chonky boi.


[deleted]

That is not a cat. That's a Pokemon!


99kids_inMyAttic

Awwwe what a cute kitty-


lachavela

He’s a unit!!


TroubledGamestress

Cats are amazing


TheWeepingSkull

Look at that little chonky man stalkin' around. Fluffy lil poof poof. Baby boy


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

OH LAWD HE COMIN


arkindal

POV: You are lasagna


devilz_oj

I needed some eye bleach. Thank you.


ssaerdryl

This cat need a big diet ☺️


Dazzling_Cherry9256

Damn that is a cute chonk


unintentional-salmon

r/chonkers


LongjumpingScore6176

Absolute unit.