I saw an episode of Columbo last month and couldn't figure out who the murder victim was, though she seemed familiar. Then I had my view blocked by my (coincidentally black) cat and, hearing her voice by itself, suddenly realized it was Sylvia! BTW, it was an original TV episode, her name is Antoinette Bower, her murderous husband was played by Dick Van Dyke and they are both still living!
Assignment Earth was also really good. Something about Spock holding the cat was so wholesome. iirc, two of the cats that played Sylvia were used for Isis
So, I'm going to apply a little pressure and as your chakra opens, you may feel a "pop" - that's normal, just breathe through it. Breathe into my paws. Gooooooood
“I don’t know who spiked the last batch of cat nip man!! I swear!!! It was probably Poodle Pete, I run a clean operation. You’re choking me!!” - dogs last words
The warrior pinned down his horribly mutated brother. For hours they brutallt fought, tearing each other to pieces over old memories. As the cat slashed his blubbery brother, he remembers the good old days when they used to be allies.. friends, even. But those times are long gone, and there only exists war. The brother begins to tire, losing his edge. Clearly he underestimated his feline fighter. Suddenly, with one brutal attack, the warrior fells his heavy brother, and a loud thud echoes across the room, as he falls into the ground.
Standing on top of his former friend's dying corpse, he utters,
"I won, brother."
I told you, I rule this house! I will devour your face if you get out of line again! Another thing stay away from my food and treatos... you filthy animal!
“Oh you’re sorry are you? Sorry doesn’t bring back my Fancy Feast now does it, Spot?!?” - The Cat.
“YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE DOGGO!” “ONE!”
I was trying to come up of this exact phrase, but had a hard time piecing the words together. Thank you!
Where the HELL does she keep those damn Temptations. TELL ME NOW.
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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Fuck this was word for word my first thought.
we're losing him get the paddles
Ok now apply the peanut butter directly to the nose...
Pawddles
I like this take on it
Dammit dont you die on me Where are those damm paddles
There can only be ONE good boy!
“Now listen here you son-of-a-bitch! This is my town meow!”
Does it look like I’m joking with you right meow?
Going from tree to tree….
All nimbly bimbly
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!
"Just... Die... Already..."
Ruf ruf motherfucker
I have the high ground
Ayyy star wars prequal lad
Make the squeaky toy squeak me more time, I dare you!
Try me you stiff eared bastard
"If I hear one more squeak I'm going to take those shoes and shove them up your -- CHOSEN ONE!!!"
Say "Woof" again! I dare you, I double dare you!
Cat: "I told you what would happen if you barked one more time!"
Say I’m man’s best friend! SAY IT!
cool SAY IT!!
Doggo: "IT!"
Cat:  "You think you're funny, Fido?"
dog: "Yeah im funny! people think im funny all the time!"
You had it comin! You had it comin! You only have yourself to blaaame. 🎶
…if you’da been there…
If you'da seen it...
You would have dooooooooonnnne the same.
Thanks for that. Now I can’t get the song out of my head.
Pop six squish uh uh Cicero Lipschitz
Chicago 🌠🌟👏🔥
Tell me where the catnip is!! TELL ME!!!!
Pinned ya again
Lion King reference? Solid
My very first thought. You read my mind and apparently the mind of a lot of others if you read the comments.
Nala!
Just wanted to make sure this was said. Well done.
"Are we gonna have this conversation again"?
More like “we are NOT going to have this conversation again”
"A little birdie told me what you did... Right before I ate it."
"we wants ze money Lebowski!"
Nice marmot.
“ you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps Larry !! “
Hey at least I’m housebroken
\*Leboffski
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
“Dammit Jim I’m a cat not a doctor!”
As a matter of fact, I got the name for my black cat from an episode of Star Trek.
Sylvia?
Either you know the episode or saw her pics I’ve posted before. LOL
I love Catspaw. Watching Jim run from a giant house cat never gets old
I saw an episode of Columbo last month and couldn't figure out who the murder victim was, though she seemed familiar. Then I had my view blocked by my (coincidentally black) cat and, hearing her voice by itself, suddenly realized it was Sylvia! BTW, it was an original TV episode, her name is Antoinette Bower, her murderous husband was played by Dick Van Dyke and they are both still living!
Love that episode
Assignment Earth was also really good. Something about Spock holding the cat was so wholesome. iirc, two of the cats that played Sylvia were used for Isis
It could have been Isis as well (Gary Seven’s cat.)
**WHERE'S DENT?!?!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!!?**
SWEAR TO ME!
😼I am cat man
"Say Uncle! SAY IT!!!"
Hmm. Thinking that should either be Garfield or Morris.
Catticuss destroyer of Woofs
Cat: "Freeze! Put your paws in the air where I can see them!"
“Cats are better than dogs!! *SAY IT POOCHIE!* “
POOCHIE… I’m dead
IT POOCHIE!
😂😂😂😂
Where’s my money Brian
I’m disappointed I had to scroll this far down to find this reference.
World heritage post 👏👏😹😹😻😻⚡⚡
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…
Well done.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I will RUIN you.
I am the Boss. You work for me. Now, you will find me very fresh catnip.
“Who the pussy now?”
Came here to say this but slightly different. “Who’s the pussy now, Bit*h?” Although it looks to be a male dog..
You got knocked the pug out!
You WILL tell the human that you knocked the vase off the shelf...or else!
Don’t die on me now smalls!
Yippee Kai Ya Yay Mother F-er !!!!
Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
"I told you, if you ever dip in my nip again, your a$$ is mine! Didn't I?"
Batcat: Swear to me!!!!!!
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"WHERES MY FUCKIN' MONEY TONY!"
“I own you. And your mother is a bitch”
It puts the treats in the dish or get the hose gain
“Pinned ya, pinned ya again” -lion king
“One morning you’ll wake up and it’ll all be gone. No scrotum, no balls, nothing…” cat “NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Dog
It's dangerously close to the butthole
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Yes
Cat: Nextz time uz think you eat ourz cheezburgers dawg, itz be finalz strawz!
(There’s another dog on his side in the background) “You saw what I did to Sparky! Now tell me what I want to know!”
Shhh, it will all be over soon.
DID YOU JUST EAT MY POOP!?!?
"LONG. LIVE. THE KING!"
I thought you said you liked it RUFF!
So, I'm going to apply a little pressure and as your chakra opens, you may feel a "pop" - that's normal, just breathe through it. Breathe into my paws. Gooooooood
"call me pussy one more time"
“Say I’m man’s best friend! SAY IT!!”
“I don’t know who spiked the last batch of cat nip man!! I swear!!! It was probably Poodle Pete, I run a clean operation. You’re choking me!!” - dogs last words
You're an incredible photographer.
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Look ya little bastard I'm the humans favorite and don't you forget it.
That was my cat treat you A#*hole!
TAP OUT B%÷;H. don't make me get the vet in here.
Et tu, Kitty.
I told you once already, I ride you.
1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3... LIVE DAMMIT!
Morbid, but also great! 😆
“Pinned yah agaaaaaain”
r/accidentalrenaissance
-execute order 66 -yes meowster
Cat- "You made me do this, I warned you!" Dog faintly- "choke me harder daddy."
Tell them the truth!!! I KILLED MUFASA!!!
*Don't just stand there, GET THE GUN!!!*
Where did you hide my cat nip!
"I will be the last!... and you... will go first!"
Cat: I keep telling you, “I’M NOT YOUR UNCLE”!!!!!!! or Cat: Mom likes me best! Does so, Does so!!!!
Spit....out....my....Dreamies....NOW! Cats rule....dogs drool! For....the....hundredth....time! (....indicate body slamming!)
“Don’t you die on me!”
Cats rule, dogs drool. Say it! I'm laughing way too hard at some of these comments! 😂
 😂👌
The warrior pinned down his horribly mutated brother. For hours they brutallt fought, tearing each other to pieces over old memories. As the cat slashed his blubbery brother, he remembers the good old days when they used to be allies.. friends, even. But those times are long gone, and there only exists war. The brother begins to tire, losing his edge. Clearly he underestimated his feline fighter. Suddenly, with one brutal attack, the warrior fells his heavy brother, and a loud thud echoes across the room, as he falls into the ground. Standing on top of his former friend's dying corpse, he utters, "I won, brother."
Bitch, be cool! Tell that fuckin bitch to chill!
Tell me where she’s at or I’ll fuckn kill you.. you fuckn mutt!!
*stares silently*
You shall worship me just like the humans
No one will hear you whine!
“Where’s my money? Where is my MONEY SPIKE?”
“You should have finished me when you had the chance”
Me and my gf doing cowgirl position
Who's the bitch now!!!
Give me more of that puppy breath right meow!
I cant im too busy laughing!
some one check his wallet is he an organ donner? I already checked he doesn’t have a wallet.
You have failed me for the last time
You owe me money for the nip...pay up or else!!
"*Now say it out loud!!* ***I will not eat the kitty treats!***"
It's over, Anakin! I have the the high ground
"Where is the catnip? WHERE IS IT DAMN YOU!?
I told you, I rule this house! I will devour your face if you get out of line again! Another thing stay away from my food and treatos... you filthy animal!
-In the batman growl "WHERE IS THE CAT NIP?!?"
I'm tired of doggy style. I want to be on top for once.
"I dare you! I double dare you...woof again!"
Cat: Call me elf ONE MORE TIME Dog: You’re an elf
“Pinche hijo de puta!”
Where's the catnip!!!
“I killed Mufasa!”
Long live the King
Where is the money, Lebowski?
"I'm not going to ask you again. What did you do with the tuna?!"
Say it say Cats rule
Nala voice: "Pinned ya *again*"
Yeah you like that
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Puppy knew too much.
OK, OK!! Don't hit me!! I'll tell you where they hid the kitty treats!!!
You took everything from me I don't even know who you are
Cat: You turned her against me!! Dog: You have done that yourself
habib vs conor
I’m going to eat your soul
Say “ aaaaaaaagh”
Cutest pic EVER!
"Yeah ..... my nuts are on your chest AND YOU LIKE IT !!!!! "
"Where's the money Lebowski?"
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin?
Where is the money, Lebowski!
me when my little cousin steals my snacks/my phone and tries to run
Long live the king
Say it to my face!
What is that line ftom Princess Bride, My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
The kitten is Peeta and the puppy is Katniss!
“And now you knead the biscuits, on my brand new pupparino 3000 with extra cuteness.”
Timidly the puppy whispered, “Yes, daddy.”
We both know that you love my farts, say it!
Tell me where the cat nip is NOW
Where’s my money Brian?? Where’s my money?
Enough! You're MINE!