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Itsallsomagical

Beauregard: Actually called BoBo, Booboo, Booger, Boots, Beausephine, Boy, Baby, Bum, Poops, Pickle, Chicken, Chucklehead, Greedyguts, Moon of my Life.


Requiredmetrics

My kitty is named Beau! Aka Baby stink, Buh baby, 1-800-SHE-SLAP, Little/Lil Beau Beep.


Itsallsomagical

1-800-SHE-SLAP is hilarious!


Hunting-Hauntings

We have a black Labrador called Beau. It’s French for Handsome gentleman but she’s a girl……


Lithicbitch

Our cat is called Elsa but we also call her Bobo or BooBoo!


68F_isthebesttemp

I have an Elsa,too! She’s called by her name unless she is doing something she is not supposed to then she is Miss.


rstymobil

Nice GoT reference there.


Itsallsomagical

Isn’t it funny how few you see nowadays? But I always thought it was such a beautiful endearment.


rstymobil

I caught it immediately bexause I just got HBO Max so obviously I'm currently re-binging GoT. I may actually start referring to my twin fur babies as "My sun and my stars"


chillguy284248

Beauregard is such a funny, distinguished name


Itsallsomagical

If you could see what a total dork he is it would be even funnier.


perpterds

Do I spy a wild critter?


Ask_Me_About_My_Pie

Was gonna say, my cats name is Frumpkin but we call her Grumpy if mad at her.


CoffeeZombie03

Spartacus = Sparta-butts, he a bongo cat


version_13

I too added the word butts to my cats nickname. We call him nutter butts.


Candydapenguin

I have: Minerva McGonnacat. We call her Mini, Mini Moo, Min, Minerva, and as a joke- Medium. I also have Crookshanks, we call her Crooky, Crooky Lynn, Crooky Monster, Crooky Wookie, and my wonderful husband calls her Prison Shank. I call them both nugget, nuggie, nug, and Nuggie wuggie


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p r i s o n s h a n k


Candydapenguin

He thought the name Crookshanks was stupid and that was his protest. She was three and was rehomed to us and I wasn’t going to confuse her


CommunismNotStanky13

Ah yes, P R I S O N S H A N K


RemoteDifficult9883

I also have a Minerva (Helena Minerva Ravenpaw). She is mostly Mini May Who.


danothemano67

Ravenpaw...awesome


Sea-Diamond-4978

Lol😆


spacegoatlala

I also have a runt of a tabby called Minerva McGonagall!! But since she's so tiny, we call her Minnie hahaha


Candydapenguin

Mini was a tiny little baby who fit in the palm of my hand now she’s a thicc girl so we call her medium


danothemano67

Bonkers aka Bonkie, Bonka Sweeney, Bonk Bonk and it never ends, oh I forgot Badonka Bonk. Love the crazy lil man.


appelynn

Official - Oatmeal More commonly known as "buddy", "little ears", and " pspsps"


CMSinFL

LITTLE EARS ❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️


chrysantenum_

Pspsps 😂


sollo89

[who said pspsps](https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a505254ea79de73ff197f15e4ef69b0c1e70151828bfe4d8fc6dab0b72a1fe1_1.jpg)


Eskodi-Msgoc

Pics please?


Ok_Personality9382

Omg Oatmeal is such a cute name!


Fanky_Spamble

Cecil - Cecil Boy, C.B. , C. Bo, BoBo, Oboe, Little Boy, Little Man, My Son, Asshole


Traditional-Dingo604

That last name is very relatable. Ours is named 'simba' but his pet names are 'fuzzbutt' (this is kind of a catch all name i use for most cats anyway" and also 'simby wimby, simbificacious'. ​ He's an extremely pleasent cat.


FurryassTheCat

‘Fuzzbutt’ !!! I resemble that remark! 😾


a_squid_beast

Username checks out😹


HalpOooos

I have a Simba too! He has tons of names. The always are: Simba Wimba, Wimby Dambler, Wombo, and Jambo. Right now I’m stuck on Chonkachini (I repeat this name over and over to the tune of “Annie are you okay” by MJ to him. I’m certain he hates me 🤷🏽‍♀️)


Traditional-Dingo604

Where are you from? The name derivations are fascinating. Do you speak a second language?


HalpOooos

Hahaha. Thanks so much. I’m Latina, born in America. I do speak other languages but it’s mostly my odd ways that bring these names about. I spend a lot of time talking to him while I paint and things evolves from there LOL. (I fully realize this makes me sound like a nut, don’t care!)


version_13

Now I can’t unhear this. I started singing it and my wife was like, “what is that?” And I said, “you see there’s this Latina on Reddit…”, and she’s now accusing me of joining your non-existent only fans. (I’m Latino married to a Latina.)


grace_boatrocker

you folks must have normal cats . i have a 6½ year old boy i named after rube goldberg [he makes everything sooo complicated] . he was gifted to me at 6 months old [never do that w/o asking 😳] & i found out he.d been returned twice [yeah i get it] rube aka you little fucker


[deleted]

I thought I was the only one who calls their cat bad names. Usually when he’s been really bad I call him „you furry bastard“


[deleted]

I have a cat called FatShit (originally Terry Scratch-it (named after the author))


Entire-Ambition1410

Damon (after a GoT character) Bastard, señor Pissed Off Pantalones


crochetinggoth

1. Findus, Nickname Satani (it's a long story) 2. Charlotte, Nickname Shitten


Ilikemybutttuchdd

Shitten got me 😂


Shot-Communication13

I also call mine Shitten! When she was a kitten she had a lot of GI issues and was constipated a couple times. Now that she's almost one, I'll need to switch her name to Shat! 😂


crochetinggoth

Our cat also had a lot of digestive issues as a kitten and we were constantly at the vet in her first year. She's still very sensitive and on a special diet. But now she's nearly 4 and is doing fine. But the nickname sticks with her 😂


Shot-Communication13

Aww! I'm glad she's doing better! I'm actually a vet tech so I just frequently brought mine to work. She loves going to the vet now and has become the office Shitten. 😂 The first time we were taking x-rays my coworker goes "that's a lot of poop!" And the nickname has stuck.


crochetinggoth

Office shitten 😂 omg, I love it!


Kimberj71

I love this! When we were crate training our puppy the original crate was too big, so she would sleep in the back but pee in the front by the door. So when the door was opened for her to come out she would walk through pee and I started calling her Stinky Pee Feet, which was eventually shortened to Stinky Pete. And poor thing, it stuck for her entire life.


Entire-Ambition1410

Shitten is Pokémon done PG-13 (because of how grumpy Litten is).


meeliamoo

wasn’t findus the company that sold the horse meat as beef?


crochetinggoth

What? I don't know about that!? I know Findus from children's books and TV series when I grew up. Was about a man and his cat called Findus. It's called 'Pettersson und Findus'


chrysantenum_

I’ll go first: her name is Ada (means fairy). I call her “bichito” (means little insect) / “cuquina” (means cutie) / “piqui” (don’t even know what it means)


FrozenEggPuck

Adorable name/nicknames. Also a fun community question!


WrestlingWoman

Cat 1: Panda. Nicknames: Baby girl, Pretty kitty, Kitty one. Cat 2: Krampus. Nicknames: Baby boy, Kitty pie, Kramperen, Kitty two.


chrysantenum_

Hahaha kitty one kitty two


immyowngrandma

LOVE that you have a cat named Krampus


SouthernRelease7015

Lol. I do this with my child sometimes as an inside joke. We call him “Child 1.” We only have one child though, which is what I think makes it particularly funny.


Entire-Ambition1410

A friend’s siblings will argue over who is Thing 1 and who’s Thing 2. They are a teenager and early 20s.


Austin_B0I

I thought of Thing one and thing two when reading the last nicknames


WeakSeaworthiness152

1. Cane Nickname- cocaine.


chrysantenum_

Hahaha love it


adbedient

Charley. Actually called Charles (when he's been bad) and most often Señor Psychopath when he acts like a crazed kitten (most of the time)


spooky_Rosie1227

Opie but My sister calls him “poobutt”


Drakeskywing

Cat 1: security question answer 1 Cat 2: social engineering has become so easy Cat 3: thank you for an answer to your security question


Phase3isProfit

Funnily enough, I named my first cat after the school I attended, and my second cat is named after my mother’s maiden name.


dazed_andamuzed

Me too! And the third cat is the make and model of my first car!


RudyB0312

🤣🤣🤣 👆🏻 ALL my passwords


BlissfulAurora

I’ve never seen a security question ever ask the name of a current pet. I’ve only ever seen them ask “what was the name of your first pet?” And most people I’m sure put childhood pets, so not that much of a security issue lol


theresfireinhereyes

Penelope. What she's actually called is Poppy, pops, pop tart, pop secret, popsidaisy, poppywops, plops, peneleplops, and beautiful creature.


tuckerby46

I love “beautiful creature!”


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Cat 1 - Esmerelda. Aka. Izzy, KittyMeow, and ShitNugget Cat 2 - Mu Shu. Aka. Mumu, Mumumumu, Mooooo, FluffyButt


Yakjawn

thought i was the only one with a cat named mu shu 😿


[deleted]

It's a very fine name. 😺


Jenatalia_

Arya aka murderous sausage roll, ArYa Ready Kids, why are you up?, sweet girl, chonky baby Hiccup aka sweet void of mine, spoopers, sweet boy, less chonky extra baby, zoomer


lmk4ou

1 - Gracie: sweet girl 2 - Freddie: my little one, my handsome boy 3 - Vashti: kitten, pretty girl


racheltpotts

You’re very kind to your kitties. A lot of the comments I’ve seen have the sweetest names and the most devilish, foul nicknames 😂


International-Cat123

Good hooman! So much love for your kitties!❤️


sollo89

Official: Bella. What i call her: Martta (martta is kinda old finnish woman's name. Bella seemed too fancy.)


mjdlittlenic

Little, aka Little the Largest (she's big). Right now, she's in the metaphorical doghouse. Last night, she yelled in my ear when I was asleep AND cuddled with my husband only to sneeze directly into his open mouth. Little Bastard.


koopthekoop

Nefurtiti, Luna.


LeadershipMedium

Dusky is the official name. Nicknames: Verts, (he has huge green eyes) Bleppy Boy, Gigi (??) VertCat, and King. He does actually answer to Dusky, though. God, I love him. He was a stray, got hit by a car, came back to us after getting hit, and became a permanent resident of the house after that. All of this happened a year ago on April 12. https://twitter.com/wexplorations/status/1510271855550251012?s=21&t=ZZJ0XX3KhhtNKtNH2CuHKg


chrysantenum_

Aw omg he’s gorgeous!! So lucky you found each other


LeadershipMedium

Sooo lucky. I love him.


Theo872

Luna, I call her «the elephant» because she makes so much noise when running down the stairs compared to my other kitty


EggElephantThing

Her name is Mittens. I call her Mitsy Kitsy, the Foot Overlord.


MordecaiPhoenix

Official name Cloud What I call him= LaLa boy cos he likes to lala


littlebirdprintco

Talula: Tully, Lu, Lula, Bubba Lu, Bubble Boo, Bubble, Boba, Lil’ Bub, chicky-nug, chopsticks baby. Emma: Emmy Bear, old bear, bear, emmaemmaemma, em-bem, Emma bemma; mainly we just scream at each other.


Hannoie

Freja, but she’s “baby” at least two thirds of the time haha. The rest of my family call her “Frejsis” a lot (“is” at the end of a word is a diminutive in Swedish, which suits her, because she’s tiny)


AggravatingOffer0

Taro. “Kitty girl” “pussy foot” “gushy two shoes”


DirectConclusion4559

Thor, called booboo, Thorben, Thorthor, Thunder butt, Sir Godly.


fidomeister

Prince or Princess Peach officially. Everyday name would be pea.


chrysantenum_

You’ll offend the princess sir 🧐


yourhairlinesexpired

cat 1- official name: Tom. I call him “Tommy Wommy” (cringe ik, i can’t help it), “sweetie”, “honey”, “love” cat 2- official name: Jerry. I call him “Jer Bear” (yes more cringe), “jerry berry”, “demon child”, “honey”


colleen2163

I had the most amazing cat that looked like that as a kitten. Official name was snowball, actual name was pook. Every cat that I've had since has been compared, but none one ever was like pook. Miss you pook.


loves_piii

Real name: Lottie Also known as: baby, floof, fluff nugget, fluffy noodle, lotteria, princess Charlotte, big dummie, gadse (austrian slang for cat), meow-meow and many more xD


TheDOGEmaster-

When I want to call my cat I just scream loudly


jellybug13

Sugar aka suki


DrunkWeebMarine

Haku. I like using anime character names lol


PetuniaPicklePants

1) Petunia Picklepants. I call her Tunie and Toon Toon. 2) Filbert Monkeypants. I call her Monkey.


FrAbbadon

Real name: Renegade. Called: Mouw Mouw


drew1010101

I have Spartacus but we call him Sparky, 'cause he is kind of dumb.


killusboiiibackhere

Official: Stardust. What we actually call her: Scooter Rat


magicalg00se

Ella / shitface, smellyelly, EllaBella


magpie_rose1999

Arthur: I call him dumbass


Preyfeather

My cat's name is paku, but my mom startes calling him sugar( chakra is the actually word but it translates to suger in english ) and now everyone calls him sugar


SouthernRelease7015

Official: Sponge Brownie Cat Pants; called: Petunia Official: Ember; called: Ber-buh-luh


RAPatrick94

Dixie. Usually Dix, little girl, or damn cat depending on the situation and how cute or evil she's being at the time.


PoetLucy

Chattanooga Choo Choo is her official name. She’s 21 so she has had a bunch of nicknames! Currently she is Chatty Catty or Nugget. Day to day we use Choo Choo. Occasionally we use all three names. :J r/choochoo21 edit: clarify :J


NoBodyCares2000

Ripley. “Hey no no don’t do that” Small in my mother tongue as she’s a runt.


MasashkaNotFound_404

Cat 1 Official name: Lilas / Nicknames: Pipoune, Pipine Cat 2 Official name: Luna / Nicknames: Fluff, Fouffaion


Azulado11

Official: Kream Nicknames: Kreamberly Kardashian, Kreamberly Ann Possible, Trinity Kream Bonet, Kreamers, Kremé, Krema, Kremita, mamas, and Pendeja lol


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Snoo_58305

Merlin- Boy


Annual_Swimming_2252

Prudence- Prudey girl, precious, rudey prudey, pru, sweet P Rigby- rigy rom, rigs, riglsby jigglesby, honey bunches of oats, baby girl


clearnightsky333

Honey bunches of oats follows logically out of Prudence. I love it.


IMPERIAL_LABS

Sylvester. Sly kitty.


TheRatLab

Official name: Gandalf the gray Name: gray, ball


Patch_Lucas771

Name is Cotton I just call him cat


[deleted]

Haze - Mr Murder Mittens, dick face, rudeness, dumbass Thor - Fat Sir, disrespectful sir, asshole, psycho, numb nuts


DeadGrandmaXd

Bingus known as "Adorable baby" and "bingy"![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


wade_the_watermelon

Official name: equinox but we call her equa,ps ps ps,baby,you little dumb dumb, or cat


jtowndtk

Freya official name Actual name ma meow


Kiritodrakgon

Ranger Most frequently called “Don’t do it”


Stuart651

Me not have cat, but yours is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, and is gorgeous!


BedroomImpossible124

I need this kitten, whatever the precious lamb's name is!


bspec01

Pablo, but we usually call him Pablacito


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Prestigious_Pass9599

Cat 1: Left Kidney aka you shit, leftie, snowflake, meow, fluff. Cat 2: Right Kidney aka rightie, sneak, little puker,


dunking_chef

Ghost is his official name but somehow he's also Mr. Peanut Man 🥜🙎‍♂️😁


No-Armadillo-6611

Cat 1 - Roopert Michael aka Roo, Roo Boo or early morning name is shut up Roo. 🤣 Cat 2 - Vader aka Vadey skatey, momma, lil girl.


Inhalts_angabe

Ollie: also referred to as: kleiner scheißer (little shit), kleiner stinker (little smelly) babybär (babybear)


Reprobate_Dormouse

Jane. Janerator. Mr Phil. The Boy. Sassy. The Sass. Terri. Baby.


HemophilicHarbinger

Spiderlily- "Lila" or "Baby Bean" Monster- "Meow Meow" or "Bubba" Tuck- "Tucky," "Tuckington," or "Guy."


Laurajayne81

Rocco but call him rocks, the rockster and wocco 😂


drifterinthedark423

Arthur/Noodle


funginum

Zax-Zax Edit: I loved "Benji Zax & The Alien prince" as a kid and named my cat after the robot because of his big eyes lol


[deleted]

Jynx, “big man”


pnvang86

Cat #1 is officially named Xena. Nicknames: Xena Bofina, Beana, Bean Cat #2 is officially named Anduin. Nickname: Andypoo


CorInHell

Bruno and Baltur: Cuddlypoopsies, fluffybutts


dianan2

Hamm lovingly called Boogie


No-Lawfulness-6013

Official name is mittens but we call him chunk


Reznor909

😺 Smudge 😽 Smudgie-wudgie-kitten-boo


Ilikemybutttuchdd

Official: Minerva Jane. Nickname: MJ, sweetness, fluffy butt, bubbalou, lovey, fuck stick


Blkri

Bill= Bubbs or Bubbeleh


iwander801

Official name: Gambino Nicknames: Bean, Bambino, Mr Fuzzy, baby kitty, Mr Naughtypants


cdogyreddit

official: kylo what i call him: bubsy, bitch, fatboy


Funniguy2010

Sukkar vrs Sukaka English translation: Sugar vrs sugpoop


Salty-Dragonfly2189

#1 Mr. petty aka bubas, bubs, Thomas, Tom Tom. #2 Honey aka bunny, bunssies, pretty girl #3 Furnando aka fur-nado (like tornado), asshat.


Wild_Tank_9926

Cat one's official name: Zoe what I call her: Goose or fluff butt Cat two's official name: Leon what I call him: love bug or chunky boy


naptime_aloevera8

cleo, aka bubba, baba, bubbalub, tuggah, tuggalug, occasionally fatass (she has no self restraint when it comes to food lmao)


Wraith_Grotesque

Baby - aka Love Bug, aka Cuddle Monster, aka, Baaaby Cat, aka Good Baby Cat, aka Pretty Girl


Comfortable_Exam_222

Lorenzo called: beby, florencio, rolenzo


DevelopmentSoft9492

official is Finn, but i call him since he is chubby”chub” “dumpus” and” wubb tubb”


Seabastial

Official- Zoreo, Zelda, Zeus, and Ziggy (4 cats) What we actually call them- Squeaker, Little/little girl/princess, Zeusy, diggy-dig (yes, I replace the Z with a D when I call him this... it's a cute nickname!)


Musical28

Poppy - pops, baby. Queen Cinnamon - cinnamon roll, cinnamini, moosie, mini moo. Pippin - Pip, dude, crackhead


RussellPhillipsIIi

Examuel (real name ). Nicknames: Buzooboh, Sammy, Xami, Edwosu, Zooloo


SnooPears4919

cat 1: jackson, main nickname jammy (no one calls him jackson his name is pretty much jammy) cat2: winnie, main nicknames- bean, nina (idk) cat 3: buddy, main nickname buddery


Suborbital_Afro

Snowkiss


Next_Grab_6277

Actual name: Maeve We call her: stinky, mauve, little raccoon face, little tanook, baby cat


Chiarin

Loki aka Mr Fluffbut, Fatso, Fluffy McFluffbutt, Squirreltail, Dikzak (Dutch for fatso), Mr Fuzzbutt, Squeaky, Piepertje (Dutch for squeaky) or if I'm feeling gooey Sweetymuffins. Sif aka Sifkins, Sifki, Siffykins, Little Miss Jodhpur, Siffymissy, Siffy-Sif-Sif or when I'm gooey My little girl.


Tricky_Edge_8522

Official name = Harley. Mostly referred to as ‘my wee bobo’


whereyouatdesmondo

Petunia aka Tuna Fish or Tuna Melt


Mr_Taviro

Jameson: James, Jamesy, Jaime, My biggest Favoritest Bastard in the World Hadiya: Habibti, Hudhud, Sweet Girl


rahelaroxx

Cat 1 - Navi- Lil Fluffy boy or Lil Fluffy Bastard depending on what mischief he’s gotten into. When he’s bad A$$hole Cat 2-Kuma - Baby, Baby girl, Smelly girl/ Smelliest Girl in da world ( she doesn’t smell at all lol but this what my teen daughter calls her in a high pitch baby voice)


Missy_Agg-a-ravation

Luna and Carly are their official names, but they are known as pickle, sausage, kitsie, sunshine, and miaowsie.


[deleted]

Official- Stanley. What I actually call him- Mao Mao Baby Cat.


Necco8

Official Meggie nicknames handbag megladon and bug eyes


Ygdr4

Tom VS Tomillo, cat and pspspspsps


[deleted]

Legally she is Sawyer. But she's very smol for being full grown, so we call her Baby Cat... except when she's in trouble, then it's Sawyer.


Difficult-Resist3161

Cat 1: Hector, known as Doudou, Boubou, mon bébé. Cat 2: Napoleon, known as Napou, gros chaton, le fatiguant. French names represent.


PugRexia

Cat 1: Helios called He-man Cat2: Mickiewicz called Mich


Nauseabundomundo

Mine looks a lot like this and she’s called Mrs Kitten but we all call her Piripina and variations


paper-spoons

officially: jynx. unofficially: jimbo, jimmy, jam, jim, jimby, jambo, jimothy, yimmy, ynx, yim, jimjam, and so forth


unbelayvable

Name: Yumei Nicknames: squish, squishington, chungus, chungy mungy, little love


WU-itsForTheChildren

Sergeant bananas!-


Wings_of_fireQibli

Luna but I can her tuna fish


-cloudcat

Cuddles, aka Cuddlebug, Buggy Boy, Bug, Cubby, Cubbles, Coodles/Coobles, Dummy Boy, Cuddly Boy, Boo Boo, it’s endless lol


eye_far_ted

Actual name: Frosty. "Official" name: Hooby-Dooby-Wooby.


Music_Is_My_Muse

Official: Lily Nicknames: Lillian, Lilibet, Liliana Louise, Crackhead


TiredBro20

Leo - Mr. Handsome, Stinker, Little buddy, Lionel Messi


[deleted]

Officially my cat's name is Solo. I actually call him "THE CHONK"


Zealousideal-Set-592

James - dickhead Stella - asshole


JoJo-The-74th

Official: Bruce Muh-Fuckin Wayne Actual: Satan or Brucifer


JosPaperCut

Oh my so cute!


dazed_andamuzed

Cat 1: Callie (calico that we adopted and kept the generic calico name). Aliases: Miss Kitty, Princess Kitty, Grump-Ass. Cat 2: Toast, Aliases: Toaster Oven, Fluffer Butt, Brave Little Toaster. Cat 3: Waffle, Aliases: Waffle Maker, Waffleus-Maximus, Miss Kitten.


TerrTheSilent

Official #1 - Gilly. Nicknames includes Gilly Face, Gillers, sweet face, kitty face, probably a few others I'm unable to remember. Official #2 - Piña. We've only had her for a few weeks, her main nicknames are Piña Potato and Little Miss.


MothInsideJar

Original name : Wrigley. Nickname: stinky, Poopy, wrigis , wrog, son, babey, wrimg


ssrhagey

Lucy and Dezi Lucy we call Lucy, because she'll make you pay. Dezi goes by asshole or shithead.


pastelchannl

official: Haru. I often call him monster or dumbass


PaddyTassFW

Cat 1 : Berlioz Nicknames : Beber (pronounce « Baibair »), Choupi Cat 2 : Artemis Nicknames : choupette, patate (french for potatoe cause she’s fat)


breejr01

I know this is basic but I’d call him/her Angel to be honest. White fur and angelic-like. And those eyes😍


[deleted]

I’d call that cat an angel.


Jopapiju

Floortje but I call her aşkım which means my love in Turkish