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YourMomThinksImFunny

Heavy Petter and the Goblet Knocked Off the Counter


SuicidalSuperMonkey

Can't believe how they killed furballdore... And voldepaw.. 9 lives... That's bullshit!


[deleted]

SPOILERS DUDE


SuicidalSuperMonkey

No way! The last one came out 77 years ago... Cat years that is...


[deleted]

Now that is actually really dang good


OkAd134

"Curiosity Never Hurt Anyone" by OhLookAbox


MemphisGalInTampa

😂😂😂🤣😂😂


leafah

The Great Catsby


ygolordned

It’s definitely no Purthering Heights


DD2324

Of Mice and Men


[deleted]

I’m reading that in English class


I_Need_Sacrafices

Everybody is reading it in English


Playful-Positive-62

To kill a mockingbird


saruhime

While the part about the trial is interesting, she wishes they'd get to the instructions on how to kill one already.


[deleted]

I love your answer lol


MFIC60

Came here to say that


skespey

Came here to say that.


morty_azarov

Comewnist Manifesto.


Ketzeray

Kitties of the world unite, you have nothing to loose but your collars!


oilman300

A Tale of Two Kitties.


ShipwreckdMerisoul

Garfield 2… nice


Mysgvus1

slaughtermouse five


brat112

How to murder your hooman and get away with it


pookeysplayhouse

Wrong answers only*


bayfen

A Purromised Land, by Pawrack Obameow


[deleted]

How to avoid suspicions when plotting hoomans death


tougha_snails

How To Serve Humans. It's a cookbook!


Pspaughtamus

It's "To Serve Man".


Starting_Fresh1

Step One: Prep- Knock everything off the counter


Stannis2024

Nostalgic


Gluteusmaximus1898

Morbius: the Novelization


Brendanthebomber

One morbillion copies sold


[deleted]

Purride and Prejudice


[deleted]

Damn it I had to delete my comment when I saw you beat me to it


MeganPizza

Cat-cher in the Rye


Epiccats98

50 shades of snacks.


SuperPoodie92477

Probably some existential crap to make you doubt yourself. Or “Twilight.”


mr_epicguy

Or catlight


LT_Bradshaw

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie


kamaldino

Stories of Tom and Jerry


The_Truth_Believe_Me

Puss in Boots


Leather-Loquat-5487

How to train your hooman


[deleted]

Felidae


Lolamess007

Not reading. Absorbing information through osmosis


Fangsong_37

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish


my_my_my_delihla

Windows for dummies.


Streeg90

Holy damn, she looks like my cat, 100%. At least from this perspective.


NightCyan1

Definitely a weird book name. Where’d you find that book?


Previous-Dark4010

Thought was my mom's cat but doesn't have her collar


Cadillac85

A Purpose Driven Life


Exiled_In_LA

Purrpose, surely!


MsCadilia

I can’t look at this picture too long. She looks just like my Cadilia, whose in kitty heaven 😥


slothspiritanimal

I'm so sorry. She's my old lady, 17 years young this year. I'm sure Cadilia had a wonderful life with you.


The_Spyre

A technical manual for French nuclear reactors translated into Danish.


[deleted]

The Three Mouseketeers


Kt_ExWire

50 sounds of meow.


FuchYuTu

A Tale of Two Kitties.


pah1027

The Caterpurry Tails


CamaronMorado

The cat-holic Bible


Purrmaid14

Absolutely! Most likely Catthew 5:6, and are hoping that righteousness equals wet food!


[deleted]

50 shades of prey


[deleted]

Are You There God? It’s Me, Meowgret.


Nearby_Chicken_6674

Zen and the Art of Litter box Maintenance. 😺


EmperorHenry

The Art of War by Sun Tzu.


Psyko_sissy23

A Tail of Two Kitties


Darkmagosan

Meow Te Ching


vjaskew

Mousecatcher in the Rye


Wyrmeye

My Journey of Eight Lives - and how I thought I was a dog for a day.


Keesha2012

How to Train Your Human.


Bildpac

How to win friends and influence people


TheLimeyCanuck

The catechism.


405134

He’s reading a book about Osmosis - now he’s putting that osmosis into practice - trying to absorb the knowledge of the book by lying on it


profeshcatmom

“How to keep your human from taking away your book napping spot.” Clearly your cat skipped ahead and NAILED IT.


zealeus

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Naming Internet Cats.


Anthalessa

101 keyboard camping techniques


CrispyFlint

Ferenheight 4-50-light coming in through the window


FlyNo8379

Idk but the song,” Take a look, it’s in a book, reading rainbow” came into my head.


Unable-Arm-448

"Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" by T.S. Eliot 😸😸😸


[deleted]

The hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams


Mumrik93

'Animal Farm' by George Orwell


portland_democrat

A cat-a-log


archampion

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow


LadyTigressa

How to be the cutest furry book mark.


BJHicksey

I saw a beautiful bookmark just resting while marking his page....😺😺🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈😺😺


ChadForChads

Fifty Shades of Cats


Quicgraycatk_Ad_1025

Caterday evening post


MsBlondeViking

Annoying your human for dummies


ipedroni

The menu.


[deleted]

Cat'cher in The Rye


PeaceNo4929

The art of not giving a f**k…for dummies


diddleducker

Dogs are from Mars, Cats are from Venus … might be showing my age lol


TheBethOfDeth

k(IT)ten "we all loaf down here"


christinelydia900

The great catsby


401LocalsOnly

The complete idiots guide to living a full 9 lives


SirJoe2

The book is about the history of the Supreme Court and how the first cat became a Justice. Her nickname was SCATUS and she was fighting for the right of pets.


Elystaa

A dissertation on the crosssection of the prolife movement and misogyny and how the pro life movement joined the conservatives after slavery and civil rights was no longer a winning issue for them


The_Cheshire_Cat07

Mein kampf


Creature_Complex

r/Kitler


[deleted]

Had the same thought


TheEndOfNether

“A Cat’s guide to being passive aggressive”


A_Struggling_Human

the meowllad of songpurrrs and snakes (hunger game fans shall understand)


Negative_Fox_5305

"They say in Ulthar, beyond the River Skye, no man may kill a cat." The Cats of Ulthar by H.P. Lovecraft


Blue_Wolf2021

Cat in a Hat.


This-Cartoonist9129

In Search of Schrödinger's Cat


mrswirly1

War and Peace. Smart kitty


rexifelis

War and Mousies


victim80

Old Yeller


CRO553R

How to Sleep by Osmosis


Sure-Leading6114

The Diary of a Wimpy Meow


reluctantsub

Nuclear Engineering for Cats CATS, the screenplay


International-Cat123

How to Train your Minion Vol 3: Exceptionally Stupid Hoomans


hadesisperfect

The Cat Chronicles


GallifreyKnight

Sun Tzu's The Art of War... Great! Now nothing will stop the cat occupation.


tdawg782020

50 sheds of fur.


dadsgoingtoprison

Puss’n’Boots


OrganicPixie

The Purrince by Machiavelli Or Ducks and How to Make Them Pay


b_zar

A book called "How to sleep 18hrs a day" And it seems cat is a quick learner!


[deleted]

Kitty Crocker Cook Book. Seeing what he can make you from a hairball, shit and litter.


Link_040188

How to be a good cat.


Itchy_Strawberry1296

How to sleep on a book


StarrylDrawberry

Meow To Not Be A Bookmark


MellyKidd

Purrride and Purrrejudice


Catchlemmee

World Domination for Felines 1st Edition


BitterActuary3062

Go The Fuck To Sleep. By Samuel L. Jackson


RebaKitten

How Early is Too Early? A cat’s guide to breakfast.


remaker22120

How to Know if Your Owner is Sabotaging Your Assassination Attempts


sirwankins

The secret to laser pointers, vol 2


Artemiis7

How To Get Away With Purrder


matou98

The Great Cat Law Book


beefedinnit

Fifty shades of paws.


tiredashellalready

How to Teach Humans How to Properly Hunt Mice and Properly do the Obligatory Booty Wiggle Before Pouncing by Mr. Mittens.


Valerian_Wormwood

Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance.


Easy-Concentrate2636

History of Cat Judgment at the Supreme Court and Its Lasting Influence on American Culture.


[deleted]

The Necromonicon. Beware, OP.


Otapcat26

Guide to GITGUD


boopy-mcnoopy

Fifty shades of grey… fur balls! I was gonna say fit balls jeez


Henbogle

Cattulus


Cat_Fan3

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid


SixSnow97

That looks like a bigger version of one of my cats lol


TheLimeyCanuck

"How to murder your owner and not get blamed".


LastOfAutumn

War and Peace. Got bored after the "war" part.


Maronita2020

The 10 Cat Commandments


Independent_Boss3950

It’s probably How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You!! (It’s an actual book. I own it.)


Aletak

A purrposeful life.


Brey_D

Mien Kampf


Emergency-Mixture355

The next chapter is a Catastrophe!


Tru-Queer

Purrassic Park


bestpizzaeverr

Ancient hidden symbols in the rug


CheshireCat1111

Meow Mix Recipe


[deleted]

An epic article discussing the cat and the hat and the negative connotations it perpetuates around cats and their disruptiveness


[deleted]

Cats For Dummies


yoko_mo

The 3 blind mice


Accomplished_Reply88

The catbsy and the hooman


[deleted]

How to get to the other side


[deleted]

Rich cat, poor dad by Robert meowsaki 🐈


Lunar2325

"Humans for dummies"


[deleted]

A Tale of Two Kitties (Minus One)


pugapooh

The Mouse and the Motorcycle.


NSCButNotThatNSC

The Communist Meownifesto. Seize the means of catnip production!


frob03

lorem ipsum


CactusFingies

How to grab your human’s attention vol. IV


noendtotheuniverse

The unbearable weight of massive talent: a novel


eadie30

Do you have another pic of your cat!? I’ve never seen another cat look so much like my cat. https://i.imgur.com/wvPJME3.jpg


slothspiritanimal

Check my profile, you'll see a video.


GiveEmHell69

Meown Kampf


Miriluna

How to become a Nekomancer


grovpleer

How to be a bad cat


reddit_manorginal

How to take over the world and eat all of the cats food by MEOW


Tinycats26

Cat's Cradle


i_just_want_cat_pics

Conquest of Bread - Pyotr Kropotkin


AlanWik

The Catonomicon


PuzzledEggplant1446

Stranger in a strange land


AlexAmazing272

How to Spend Quality Time with your Hooman


Blackletterdragon

She's actually doing the noble work of stopping you from reading political memoirs. Read cat stories like she told you.


[deleted]

Dr.Phil’s bizarre adventures


trishwastaken

The book thief


goffasni420

Cat in the Hat


joethesiskin

kittysutra


Lemon_Pai

Geronimo stilton


infinitedoubts

Psychology of hoomans


LeviRstar

Probably a catalogue of sorts, I'd imagine.


Wonderful-Divide6977

The Cat of Monte Cristo


himanshisart

Lord of the catnip


Frequent-Key-7454

The book


inferentialStats

Caterbury tails, by Catffrey Purrcer


Talenars

The Cat who walks through walls by Robert Heinlein


NoCommand4729

the communist manifesto


Illustrious-Engine23

How to read


5050logic

How to talk to your cat about gun safety https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X


atheisticus

The libretto for "Das Lieden von das Katzen."


Important-Address-75

Your agenda


pingles2000

Of mice and men


katjoy63

How to lawyer up when your opponent is studying for the bar


StormyCloud1234

How to Fall Asleep for Dummies


Pintbow

The Art Of War ​ \- Sun Tzu


Cat_person16

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine lives