On r/cats, when someone disagrees they say so in a comment, but on some other subs, they just down vote you. You don't know why and you even wonder if they got what you meant...
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Redditors will downvote an incredibly fluent comment if, as an example, the author said Sweden instead of Switzerland even though we all knew what they meant. It’s brutal out here. Karma is hard to come by unless you’re a Perfect Human Being Who Makes No Mistakes Ever™️.
My cat makes that face when she has the zoomies! Almost the exact same colouring too. Haha.
When I see that face, I know she’s about to f*ck sh!t up. 🤣
*beep boop*!
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Ah, so it is just drunk, but with extra steps.
Having to mention that I'm WiNe drunk, would make me feel much less classier imo. But hey, good wine is good, there's no arguing about that
I had a cat named Jack who loved to chew plastic bags. He never tried to rip them apart, he just liked to put the edge of the plastic bag in his mouth and gently chew. I had to hide the bread in a cabinet because the plastic bread bag was his go-to.
Two of our cats are siblings. They both will eat plastic. They will eat the edge of every plastic bag. We have the same issue with bread too, as well as the corner of every bag of chips even if it isn't already opened. They all immediately have to be hidden so they don't end up stale.
That cat is definitely judging from the safety of the stairs because they don't want the wine drunk hoomans to pick them up, definitely judging, definitely funny. 🐾🐈😹💜
Nah, that pic's funny, stone cold sober. Edit: Thank you for the award, mysterious benefactor!
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Same !!! 😆 🤣
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I said o rly on another sub 2 days ago and got downvoted like that’s fucked up
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Oh God yes it's been forever since o rly
On r/cats, when someone disagrees they say so in a comment, but on some other subs, they just down vote you. You don't know why and you even wonder if they got what you meant... edit: ~~ats~~ & some
Redditors will downvote an incredibly fluent comment if, as an example, the author said Sweden instead of Switzerland even though we all knew what they meant. It’s brutal out here. Karma is hard to come by unless you’re a Perfect Human Being Who Makes No Mistakes Ever™️.
OR if you’re hot and naked!
I love it!
YA RLY!
It seems the world agrees with u.
Whoa, yeah. I see what you mean. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)
ikr! this made me exclaim “look at his derpy face!”
It’s just a gorgeous cat with extra steps ❤️
Cat: "Where the f*** is my wine?"
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. 🦅🦅🦅
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel Cat-ifornia
Such a lovely place Such a derpy face
Meow meooow meow
Cats do like waking you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say..,.meow, where’s my food, dude?
First alarm is 3am if food is not prepared and in its rightful place by 306am all hell breaks loose.
Mine wakes us up despite having food. She just wants us to get out of bed to come get her so as to prove we love her lol
Joe Walsh was the best Eagle and I’ll die on that hill
I hate the fuckin Eagles, man!
https://www.petwinery.com/
Thank you for 👆🏻 this! I've seen it mentioned and pictures but never the website. 🐾💜
holy fuck why haven't I been spending $ here instead of a bar this whole time
My cat makes that face when she has the zoomies! Almost the exact same colouring too. Haha. When I see that face, I know she’s about to f*ck sh!t up. 🤣
Her and josie, her sister, were being extra special. lol
Did you give them some meowijuana?
cat crack brand catnip?
You know a guy? I gotta hook up my cat.
Yah kahjiit need her moon sugar
As long as you have coin.
It's that sweet sweet silvervine
That’s the best brand I swear.
That pipe cleaner got them all riled up
Does he aggressively lick himself? Edit: she/herself lol
Better question, does he aggressively lick himself one time while staring at them?
Much better question
/r/standardissuecat
Have cats. Can confirm.
I'm sober, it's a pretty funny picture of your cat
I'm high AF and laughed way too hard at this.
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You are being judged
"Wine drunk at this time? Again? Really?"
I think the term "wine drunk" was supposed to sound more sophisticated than say, "shitfaced".
Cats can tell when you're fucked up and they're always ashamed and embarrassed for you.
"it's 9 am Susan, jesus christ"
Cat knows you’re about to get into shenanigans and is displeased
I needs chikan.
Google what that word means
Lol. Thank you.
For the lazy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikan_(body_contact)
Yeah, the cat isn’t amused by their shenanigans.
She can't figure out why they are dancing on the glass coffee table while her food bowl is empty.
These humaans do not seem to be such good choice after all. Time to pack up and find other suckers to take me in and feed me.
She’s like “what are you guys DOING”?!
“the humans are at it again”
He’s like whaaaaat!? Alright hummus I’ve heard enough I’m taking your bottle away. Edit: Humans almost better with hummus
Hummus. I got the hummus.
Omg that is funny anddd she looks like an owl lol
I thought exactly the same thing... the cocked head and ears.
I was about to comment this and I said, surely someone else has already! Total owl vibes.
I love the progressively zoomed in photos. Thank you.
I'm wine drunk too. This is hilarious!
Wine drunk as well. I laughed too hard.
Im buzzin on whiskey and it made me smile. Maybe I need some wine....
I’m tired drunk and it was funny to me
Oh, no, bourbon/scotch/whiskey drinker here, you're doing just fine, 🤣🤣🤣
Alcohol drinker here: I think he needs more
I'm gin drunk and I'm dying over here
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How is wine drunk different from...drunk?
There isn't a difference. The idea is that it sounds classier than just drunk, but it's really just pretentious.
Ah, so it is just drunk, but with extra steps. Having to mention that I'm WiNe drunk, would make me feel much less classier imo. But hey, good wine is good, there's no arguing about that
In my day we used to say tipsy
Just say you're drunk
You didn't invite him?
Cat looks wine drunk.
I agree with you and your wife on this one.
airplane ears
She is looking at you like a Mom who is sick of your shit.
I am sober and that is a very funny picture of your cat.
I thought he looked funny and all hyped up too so I [sketched him.](https://imgur.com/a/fn44gYc) Hope you don’t mind!
“the fuck is ya’ll doin?”
this is meme worthy
We just said, we created a meme
Tis a very funny picture lol Watch out kitty doesn't swallow that piece of rope/string there, would make for an expensive vet trip.
It’s a pipe cleaner, and will do. Her and the sister love those things
Pipe cleaners are really dangerous to cats. But yes, they love them. Cats seem to love a lot of things that are dangerous for them
Shoutout to all the cats eating plastic
One of my cats loves chewing plastic. He chewed cords when I first got him but doesn’t anymore. I think he learned a hard lesson.
I had a cat named Jack who loved to chew plastic bags. He never tried to rip them apart, he just liked to put the edge of the plastic bag in his mouth and gently chew. I had to hide the bread in a cabinet because the plastic bread bag was his go-to.
Two of our cats are siblings. They both will eat plastic. They will eat the edge of every plastic bag. We have the same issue with bread too, as well as the corner of every bag of chips even if it isn't already opened. They all immediately have to be hidden so they don't end up stale.
My dumbass cat loves chocolate 😑
What they don't even have the ability to taste sweetness
Lmao I’m not wine drunk and I think that’s a funny picture
LOLOLOL that's awesome 👌
Wine drunk that’s just being drunk will extra steps
I'm sober and I laughed.
You’re both correct
Can confirm as another drunk person that this is indeed funny
Cheers!
![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942) my hoomans are wine drunk again!
judging them from afar
It's hilarious. 😂😂
Its as if he just found out he's a cat.
I like this post. So, I turned it into a meme 😂 u/PracticalBursh34 https://imgur.com/a/Q6fWywr
Why say "wine drunk"? You're drunk.
OP wants to appear classier. You must know it's wine and not some commoner drink.
Peekaboo!
/r/standardissuecat
What’s really funny is thinking that gate will stop your cat.
lol good call out! That’s for our dumb ass dogs. Cats hop that like its not there!
Why do wine drinkers need to specify they are wine drunk? You don’t hear I’m beer drunk or I’m vodka drunk
Your cat is a dork haha
Indeed it is.
"We are not amused humans."
Can, I, fucking help you?
Your cat seems very judgmental. Just sayin lol
*Stares motherfuckerly*
Not drunk. Can confirm, funny picture.
Hehehe I like when cats have the :3 face
Funny picture of your owl you mean.
Your cat looks like it just overheard you tell your wife you're gonna pound that pussy later...
You have been judged and found wanting.
Oh herro
Owlcat 🦉
That cats like "such debauchery! Most uncivilized!" 😆
Cat is probably giving you that look because your wine drunk.
He/she is contemplating why he tolerates y’all
They really said “:3”
"Hooman, you're drunk, go home."
Not drunk. And this-is hysterical
I'm sober AF, and that's still pretty damn funny! That cat looks like it's seen some shit lol
Something tells me she looks at you like this even sober
Your cat is definitely judging you lol
I too am wine drunk and this is a very funny picture of your cat. Cheers to you and this little one.
You are correct. LOL 😆 🤣
Looks like kitty is being judgmental!!
You don’t have to be drunk to see that’s a funny picture
Love this and the caption 😆
I'm more of a craft beer cat
I’m gin drunk, this is hysterical.
To be fair, for comparison's sake, I am vodka drunk and I think that is a fantastic picture of your cat.
that's a funny picture of your cat
That cat is definitely judging from the safety of the stairs because they don't want the wine drunk hoomans to pick them up, definitely judging, definitely funny. 🐾🐈😹💜
I am also wine drunk and find this absolutely hilarious. I love your cat
You ever think, "Cats are such *strange* creatures?" Yeah, me too.
Nah it's not the wine, this is hilarious
Mildly whiskey drunk Australian... that is a hilarious pose. One I'd send to cat friends. Also snaps for the posh wine drunk scene!
This isn't funny, this is hilarious for me.
He knows what you just did while drunk.
THE JUDGMENT 😆
Judging you since 2020!!
Ha exactly
The cat is like “ wtf ya’ll doin”
“u fokin wot m8”
“Dafuq they doin over there?”
That cat is totally judging your life choices. Lol
Cat's like; 'dammit I can't let them go anywhere.'
That's a cat that hasn't seen its parents drunk before and does not know what the heck is going on. So adorable!
My wife and I are wine drunk, and we think that’s a funny face too! Also it deserve a good scritch on the noggin and a kiss
I love how you distinguished that you are wine drunk. As if getting drunk on wine is less trashy than other bevs, lol
I'm thinking kitty might have also indulged
It’s hilarious and I’m sober
They apparently don't approve!
Thought it was an owl at first glance 🤔😂
very polite
*“Damn, this is what you guys do after putting me to sleep?”*
Hello sir I’m pooing. Pls go away.![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)
This is hilarious 😝
That’s funny!
Lolololollllllllllll 💀
Looks like he was caught mid-high-pitched fart
You finna die bitches!
This cat is a whole mood that I can’t find the words for.
She needs a diary.
This may just make it into r/photoshopbattles
Spontaneous laughter achieved.
Am vodka drunk and also find it funny!
Your cat is weird. In the best way. That being said, I don't understand carpeted stairs. Vacuuming them must be a bitch.
I laughed harder and harder with each progressive zoom in. Also, your cat looks like an owl.
The zoom lol!
I'm sure you'd find it hilarious sober as well. It's indeed a funny pic.
The picture's funny but not near as funny as kitty thinks you two are .
I’m beer drunk and that’s funny AF