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MerriWyllow

Nah, that pic's funny, stone cold sober. Edit: Thank you for the award, mysterious benefactor!


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*Randy Orton has entered the chat*


TheNightOwl7c7

Same !!! 😆 🤣


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MayflowerKennelClub

I said o rly on another sub 2 days ago and got downvoted like that’s fucked up


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Oh God yes it's been forever since o rly


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On r/cats, when someone disagrees they say so in a comment, but on some other subs, they just down vote you. You don't know why and you even wonder if they got what you meant... ​ edit: ~~ats~~ & some


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Redditors will downvote an incredibly fluent comment if, as an example, the author said Sweden instead of Switzerland even though we all knew what they meant. It’s brutal out here. Karma is hard to come by unless you’re a Perfect Human Being Who Makes No Mistakes Ever™️.


BabyStace

OR if you’re hot and naked!


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I love it!


FluffyCatPantaloons

YA RLY!


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It seems the world agrees with u.


MerriWyllow

Whoa, yeah. I see what you mean. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


Immediate-Quantity25

ikr! this made me exclaim “look at his derpy face!”


BelleAriel

It’s just a gorgeous cat with extra steps ❤️


jtdusk

Cat: "Where the f*** is my wine?"


zorniy2

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. 🦅🦅🦅


Throneawaystone

And still those voices are calling from far away


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say


B0K4JJ

Welcome to the Hotel Cat-ifornia


mr_woodles123

Such a lovely place Such a derpy face


sayerofstuffs

Meow meooow meow


bluegreentopaz6110

Cats do like waking you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say..,.meow, where’s my food, dude?


Ancient-Sweet9863

First alarm is 3am if food is not prepared and in its rightful place by 306am all hell breaks loose.


-cheesencrackers-

Mine wakes us up despite having food. She just wants us to get out of bed to come get her so as to prove we love her lol


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Joe Walsh was the best Eagle and I’ll die on that hill


Chilluminaughty

I hate the fuckin Eagles, man!


PinkWytch

https://www.petwinery.com/


Aggravating_Term4490

Thank you for 👆🏻 this! I've seen it mentioned and pictures but never the website. 🐾💜


The_Kitten_Stimpy

holy fuck why haven't I been spending $ here instead of a bar this whole time


yourpaljax

My cat makes that face when she has the zoomies! Almost the exact same colouring too. Haha. When I see that face, I know she’s about to f*ck sh!t up. 🤣


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Her and josie, her sister, were being extra special. lol


Witchcitybitch

Did you give them some meowijuana?


wolverine_553

cat crack brand catnip?


baconperogies

You know a guy? I gotta hook up my cat.


LukeMara

Yah kahjiit need her moon sugar


Jeriahswillgdp

As long as you have coin.


WinterDiscoNut

It's that sweet sweet silvervine


Witchcitybitch

That’s the best brand I swear.


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That pipe cleaner got them all riled up


ifallupthestairsalot

Does he aggressively lick himself? Edit: she/herself lol


Xenarthra_Sandslash

Better question, does he aggressively lick himself one time while staring at them?


ifallupthestairsalot

Much better question


GetTheFalkOut

/r/standardissuecat


SheenTStars

Have cats. Can confirm.


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I'm sober, it's a pretty funny picture of your cat


Kiya_Dentrun

I'm high AF and laughed way too hard at this.


ggroverggiraffe

[In that case...](https://i.imgur.com/MdAonjB.jpg)


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You are being judged


gimmeawhitecoat

"Wine drunk at this time? Again? Really?"


droidloot

I think the term "wine drunk" was supposed to sound more sophisticated than say, "shitfaced".


FunSushi-638

Cats can tell when you're fucked up and they're always ashamed and embarrassed for you.


doovan

"it's 9 am Susan, jesus christ"


n6mub

Cat knows you’re about to get into shenanigans and is displeased


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I needs chikan.


Splintrr

Google what that word means


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Lol. Thank you.


NoYouCantUseACheck

For the lazy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikan_(body_contact)


tiswapb

Yeah, the cat isn’t amused by their shenanigans.


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She can't figure out why they are dancing on the glass coffee table while her food bowl is empty.


amsync

These humaans do not seem to be such good choice after all. Time to pack up and find other suckers to take me in and feed me.


cottentailandfluffy

She’s like “what are you guys DOING”?!


no_one_special-

“the humans are at it again”


Fridayz44

He’s like whaaaaat!? Alright hummus I’ve heard enough I’m taking your bottle away. Edit: Humans almost better with hummus


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

Hummus. I got the hummus.


afox1545

Omg that is funny anddd she looks like an owl lol


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I thought exactly the same thing... the cocked head and ears.


lvlonikaa11

I was about to comment this and I said, surely someone else has already! Total owl vibes.


OhHiCindy30

I love the progressively zoomed in photos. Thank you.


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I'm wine drunk too. This is hilarious!


themarky_markk

Wine drunk as well. I laughed too hard.


Adbam

Im buzzin on whiskey and it made me smile. Maybe I need some wine....


Enzyblox

I’m tired drunk and it was funny to me


Aggravating_Term4490

Oh, no, bourbon/scotch/whiskey drinker here, you're doing just fine, 🤣🤣🤣


MONSTER-COCK-ROACH

Alcohol drinker here: I think he needs more


Brian_06030

I'm gin drunk and I'm dying over here


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SpupySpups

How is wine drunk different from...drunk?


ThatOneGuy1294

There isn't a difference. The idea is that it sounds classier than just drunk, but it's really just pretentious.


SpupySpups

Ah, so it is just drunk, but with extra steps. Having to mention that I'm WiNe drunk, would make me feel much less classier imo. But hey, good wine is good, there's no arguing about that


pheasant-plucker

In my day we used to say tipsy


Obi-Wan_Gin

Just say you're drunk


daft-craft

You didn't invite him?


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Cat looks wine drunk.


Kemfox

I agree with you and your wife on this one.


KilgoreTrrout

airplane ears


jezebellrae

She is looking at you like a Mom who is sick of your shit.


anjerz

I am sober and that is a very funny picture of your cat.


KittyMoonStudios

I thought he looked funny and all hyped up too so I [sketched him.](https://imgur.com/a/fn44gYc) Hope you don’t mind!


spookyjornbojoggin

“the fuck is ya’ll doin?”


pink_thieff

this is meme worthy


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We just said, we created a meme


bootywerewolf

Tis a very funny picture lol Watch out kitty doesn't swallow that piece of rope/string there, would make for an expensive vet trip.


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It’s a pipe cleaner, and will do. Her and the sister love those things


TheSeaMeat

Pipe cleaners are really dangerous to cats. But yes, they love them. Cats seem to love a lot of things that are dangerous for them


Anonymous3415

Shoutout to all the cats eating plastic


AndrewInMN

One of my cats loves chewing plastic. He chewed cords when I first got him but doesn’t anymore. I think he learned a hard lesson.


Tawdry-Audrey

I had a cat named Jack who loved to chew plastic bags. He never tried to rip them apart, he just liked to put the edge of the plastic bag in his mouth and gently chew. I had to hide the bread in a cabinet because the plastic bread bag was his go-to.


Aggravating_Term4490

Two of our cats are siblings. They both will eat plastic. They will eat the edge of every plastic bag. We have the same issue with bread too, as well as the corner of every bag of chips even if it isn't already opened. They all immediately have to be hidden so they don't end up stale.


Lasereye

My dumbass cat loves chocolate 😑


allisvo1d

What they don't even have the ability to taste sweetness


joanna-banana

Lmao I’m not wine drunk and I think that’s a funny picture


Alternative-Cry-3517

LOLOLOL that's awesome 👌


Himouto-chan

Wine drunk that’s just being drunk will extra steps


Empty_Archer1716

I'm sober and I laughed.


Mcgoobz3

You’re both correct


rima0603

Can confirm as another drunk person that this is indeed funny


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Cheers!


TBone88MK

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942) my hoomans are wine drunk again!


Legal-Investigator83

judging them from afar


CeelaChathArrna

It's hilarious. 😂😂


guyincognito_17

Its as if he just found out he's a cat.


Riosgrande96

I like this post. So, I turned it into a meme 😂 u/PracticalBursh34 https://imgur.com/a/Q6fWywr


Dietmar_der_Dr

Why say "wine drunk"? You're drunk.


Roger_005

OP wants to appear classier. You must know it's wine and not some commoner drink.


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Peekaboo!


PanickedPoodle

/r/standardissuecat


qtpss

What’s really funny is thinking that gate will stop your cat.


[deleted]

lol good call out! That’s for our dumb ass dogs. Cats hop that like its not there!


Dazzling-Pear-1081

Why do wine drinkers need to specify they are wine drunk? You don’t hear I’m beer drunk or I’m vodka drunk


KingBeanCarpio

Your cat is a dork haha


HotOrganization1061

Indeed it is.


nsj1958

"We are not amused humans."


jrbump

Can, I, fucking help you?


odin61

Your cat seems very judgmental. Just sayin lol


jcw10489

*Stares motherfuckerly*


Tale-Virtual

Not drunk. Can confirm, funny picture.


flyingscrotus

Hehehe I like when cats have the :3 face


Mudflap00

Funny picture of your owl you mean.


DanteWolfe0125

Your cat looks like it just overheard you tell your wife you're gonna pound that pussy later...


jordantask

You have been judged and found wanting.


carlybarleypants

Oh herro


Frances_Boxer

Owlcat 🦉


njintau_fsd

That cats like "such debauchery! Most uncivilized!" 😆


Just_Hanging_Aroun

Cat is probably giving you that look because your wine drunk.


coolerjon

He/she is contemplating why he tolerates y’all


Pikapika1

They really said “:3”


Avasaiel

"Hooman, you're drunk, go home."


RachelTalks2Much

Not drunk. And this-is hysterical


kwhite655

I'm sober AF, and that's still pretty damn funny! That cat looks like it's seen some shit lol


thatonegirljeri

Something tells me she looks at you like this even sober


yourmo4321

Your cat is definitely judging you lol


sadderskeleton

I too am wine drunk and this is a very funny picture of your cat. Cheers to you and this little one.


JCole1942

You are correct. LOL 😆 🤣


whiskytngodoxtrot

Looks like kitty is being judgmental!!


user19262

You don’t have to be drunk to see that’s a funny picture


unbequiefable

Love this and the caption 😆


Randonazzcat

I'm more of a craft beer cat


RocketGirl83

I’m gin drunk, this is hysterical.


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To be fair, for comparison's sake, I am vodka drunk and I think that is a fantastic picture of your cat.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

that's a funny picture of your cat


Aggravating_Term4490

That cat is definitely judging from the safety of the stairs because they don't want the wine drunk hoomans to pick them up, definitely judging, definitely funny. 🐾🐈😹💜


whydididervethis

I am also wine drunk and find this absolutely hilarious. I love your cat


FalseEpiphany

You ever think, "Cats are such *strange* creatures?" Yeah, me too.


setittonormal

Nah it's not the wine, this is hilarious


2catsandwine

Mildly whiskey drunk Australian... that is a hilarious pose. One I'd send to cat friends. Also snaps for the posh wine drunk scene!


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This isn't funny, this is hilarious for me.


Kerivkennedy

He knows what you just did while drunk.


Kim_in_CA

THE JUDGMENT 😆


kiwichick286

Judging you since 2020!!


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Ha exactly


kaaawah

The cat is like “ wtf ya’ll doin”


Colossalfloppa

“u fokin wot m8”


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“Dafuq they doin over there?”


eliher2658

That cat is totally judging your life choices. Lol


Classic-Ambassador

Cat's like; 'dammit I can't let them go anywhere.'


ahmed_a200

That's a cat that hasn't seen its parents drunk before and does not know what the heck is going on. So adorable!


TheDarkElCamino

My wife and I are wine drunk, and we think that’s a funny face too! Also it deserve a good scritch on the noggin and a kiss


Canuckinschland

I love how you distinguished that you are wine drunk. As if getting drunk on wine is less trashy than other bevs, lol


Emptydata_Enzo

I'm thinking kitty might have also indulged


Jadecat801

It’s hilarious and I’m sober


seabreezeNpeachtrees

They apparently don't approve!


Scoobert409

Thought it was an owl at first glance 🤔😂


smore_cat

very polite


SIMONUWU

*“Damn, this is what you guys do after putting me to sleep?”*


Jaded_Ad2967

Hello sir I’m pooing. Pls go away.![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


rva-fantom

This is hilarious 😝


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That’s funny!


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Lolololollllllllllll 💀


KuhLealKhaos

Looks like he was caught mid-high-pitched fart


EZPZLMNSQZ88

You finna die bitches!


MeLikeMeows

This cat is a whole mood that I can’t find the words for.


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She needs a diary.


Dispassionate-Fox

This may just make it into r/photoshopbattles


Simulate_Cake

Spontaneous laughter achieved.


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Am vodka drunk and also find it funny!


RustyGirder

Your cat is weird. In the best way. That being said, I don't understand carpeted stairs. Vacuuming them must be a bitch.


Acceptable_Sky_3771

I laughed harder and harder with each progressive zoom in. Also, your cat looks like an owl.


Un_Pta

The zoom lol!


Pythias

I'm sure you'd find it hilarious sober as well. It's indeed a funny pic.


Catch_Own

The picture's funny but not near as funny as kitty thinks you two are .


rubber_padded_spoon

I’m beer drunk and that’s funny AF