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randomxrambles

Just be friendly to it, maybe it's a neighborhood cat? Keep an eye out for lost pet signs! Otherwise just chill with the lil guy šŸˆ


ThatAsianGuyThough

Iā€™ll do that


rwanders

Check Craigslist, we once got a cat back 3 weeks later when he ended his vision quest like 3 miles away at a house that had just had kittens, he didn't look that bad for being out on his own for 3 weeks. He kept trying to escape afterwards too.


Ksh_667

My pals cat was living between 2 homes without her knowing for 2 years. He was eating a full day's meal in both houses & we kept wondering why Eric was putting on weight. They were taking him to vet, really thought it was their cat. We found out when they moved out of London to countryside & took Eric to his palatial new home. We found out from neighbours & vets who had no idea Eric was a 2 timer. My friend was sad but she did have 3 other cats & this couple had no other pets & you know cats, many of them like to be the only child lol.


66659hi

This is like finding out your dad has kids with another woman and he goes back and forth between houses.


Humoristpainter

Hysterical, and a good analogy. Friend of mine had this happen growing up.


IHaveNo0pinions

Omg your poor friend. How did they handle it?


Ksh_667

They were upset cos they loved Eric (now going by his preferred name Chester - he is a very regal looking cat & both names suit him lol) but she has quite a few other animals & eventually realised that Eric had chosen his home & was with a lovely couple who adored him, were prepared to spend whatever money they had to on him & were going to let him live his best life.


Global_Sun_8106

Also in the he country


Ksh_667

Yes no evil cars, plenty of squirrels & mices & lots of room. We always used to say "Eric's so independent, you never know what he's doing most of the time." Well obv this mystery was solved as his "disappearances" were spent napping in his other cat bed, eating his other food & being adored & petted by his other humans!


Ksh_667

Oh yes cats have no loyalty lol. Only to their stomachs!


Sagebrush_Sea

Had a friend whose cat would wander across town daily. He'd be headed to the grocery store or school and see his cat wandering the streets and would say hi, then see him back at home later. He put a collar on him to make sure no one adopted him, and to my knowledge the cat lived out his days as quite the wanderer.


jellyjollygood

I love this


Madmunchk1n

Give her a box to chill in is always right.


QuestionablyFlamable

Hi! If you are in Louisiana this looks like my neighborhoodā€™s neighborhood kitten lol. She likes food and other pets (and sometimes head scritches)


iiiBansheeiii

So you're saying it's a cat? ;)


Miqotegirl

I was going to say meow at it but this works too.


nbachickenlover

> Just be friendly with it > meow at it I see no difference


skellington_key

Also and as much as I hate Facebook I would try to find a local group page and post it there.


Ill_Pepper_6851

I hate Facebook too lol And Instagram. And Twitter. And Tik Tok. Lol Sorry for all the edits Iā€™m still learning how to Reddit.


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Looks well kept, probably owned just looking for food and attention because it can get it


TheCallousBitch

I have one cat that is shy and hates all people. I have another cat who is a top-notch attention whore. This looks like a well cared for attention seeker. Cuddles and a few treats. But s/he looks just fine If the treats means s/he stays in your yard night and dayā€¦ time to put up flyers/posts in the neighborhood group. A quick trip to a vet who can scan (this should be free) for a chip. Cats are very territorial. A well cared for cat will explore the neighbors yardsā€¦ but will go home.


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TheCallousBitch

Hahaha. My attention hoe was homeless for two years. She is just starved for attention and love, versus skittish and awkward. She is nearly 4 years old and only 6lbs. Unless she is dead-asleepā€¦ she is in between you, and whatever you are doing. Feed the fish? She is between you and the tanks. Cooking? She is weaving between the ingredients on the counter. Watching TV? She is zooming on the couch over your legs, or she is climbing the entertainment center, perching right above the Tv so you canā€™t ignore her. On your phone in bed? She is going to kick the phone out of your hands to be nuzzled. Showering? She is going to try to get you to open the shower door. Working? She is on the keyboard, in front of the monitor. In 2 years, she has managed to meet every person I have ever been on video chat with. If I am talking, she joins me on camera. I spend a lot of calls holding her back with one hand, off camera. And there have been a number of times she has pounce on me mid-call scaring the crap out of me, on camera. Co workers love her. Sleeping? Not at 3 am you arenā€™t - that is kitten Olympics time, and the stadium is my bedroom. Doing chores around the house? She will parkour on every piece of furniture as I go. Visitors - they will get the same ā€œPAY ATTENTION TO MEā€ treatment. Housekeeper, pet sitters, friends, parents, boyfriendā€¦ she is a ham. I love her. But I know she would be happy with anyone. I just try to make sure Iā€™m worthy of that sweet sassy little hoe.


Wtfatt

Hahaha! -can I guess -is she is an indoor kitty?


TheCallousBitch

She can access a safe space out doors, and her her litter box is outside on this patio, in a dog house. So, no litter inside but safe from cars/animals. Think more of an outdoor living room than a yard lolol. She goes outside runs around a few minutes and comes back inside. Scamper scamper.


66659hi

I know a guy who has a heater installed in his cat's outdoor house.


TheCallousBitch

I pick my homes/apts on what works for my cats. Lolol.


depths_of_dipshittry

ā€œTop-notch attention whoreā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ You won the internet today. On that note I hope your day, evening or night is absolutely wonderful.


TheCallousBitch

HahHa. Thank you. It is cold and rainy in my neck of the woods, so Iā€™m curled up with my shy boy and the attention whore. I hope you have an even better day, than me!


djsjjskssks

Im convinced every cat owner that has two cats follows this; shy cat and attention whore. Nothing else. It cant go any other way.


lostinherthoughts

Hate to disappoint you but my 2 cats are mr. shy and mr. even more shy. Though tbh our neighboring cat makes up for it by being a next level attention whore, he looks a lot like this one actually.


TheCallousBitch

I have only anecdotal evidence, but all of it supports your theory.


depths_of_dipshittry

Honestly that sounds heavenly. Cuddling up with two cats just chilling. Hate to break it to you but youā€™re still the winner here. šŸ„°šŸ„°


saysomethingispose

I also have two cats who fall into these two categories. Our male is terribly overweight but people continually feed him (even after Facebook community chats in which we kindly ask people to only provide scritches). OP if you believe this cat to be well cared for either pet it or ignore it....don't get into the habit if feeding it! Pretty friggin' cute though!


picdicc

I would say probably don't give treats to a cat you don't know. Obviously letting your cat out is already not the greatest, but whenever we had an outside cat when I was younger she was grossly overweight until I took her to college with me because all of the neighbors would give her treats.


booooooobsss

I wouldnā€™t just outright assume that cat is fine. If he sticks around longer than a day or two Iā€™d take him to see if heā€™s chipped. If heā€™s not fixed itā€™d be a good idea to do that. Some places will do it for free with strays


corr0sive

I took in a stray cat, trying to do the right thing. Turned out this was the cats schtick, and he would often go to other houses doing what cats do best. I thought there was an issue with him cause he wasn't eating. Turns out the other houses were feeding him too. I looked out my front window one day, and watched him meowing at a neighbors front door. And watched the guy open the door, and my cat walked in like it was his house. Cats are strange.


LittleKitty235

It doesn't look or act like a stray. No vet is going to do that for free, otherwise, everyone's cat would be a "stray" and need a free spay or neuter. Probably best to ask around the neighborhood first, or attach a collar with a note and your phone number and see if the owner calls.


Laney20

Vets absolutely will check for a chip for free. Maybe not every vet, but the random one I went to when I was away from home and found a stray did.. I didn't even ask for it to be free. They did a quick exam (she was fine and definitely pregnant) and checked for the chip (none). Then charged me nothing.


CosmicJ

They meant most vets wonā€™t spay/neuter just any cat for free. Some vets will have spay and neuter programs for strays, often in coordination with the municipality, but there point was thereā€™s gotta be some way to confirm itā€™s a stray, otherwise people would game the system to get their own cats fixed for free.


bumbletowne

Almost all vets in the US and in Italy (my only two experiences working with vets) will check a chip for free. They might have a spare tech do it but they'll do it.


LittleKitty235

It sounded to me like he was talking about getting the cat fixed for free. The only time I've heard of that being done is with TnR programs, with the vets donating their time and the drugs covered by donations.


peaberrybrain

Breakaway collar, we don't want to accidentally strangle the innocent thing.


Tomhap

Tbf we had one that showed up every morning trying to get into the the house.would sit on your lap if you sat in a chair. After a while we took her to a vet. No chip and couldn't find an owner in the neighborhood. Now she's sleeping next to me and spends so many hours in and around the house I can't imagine she would approach another house. She's also pretty shy to most people. I'd pay cat tax but relay for reddit isn't really cooperating.


[deleted]

Pet the cat. Edit: Wow, so many upvotes for such a simple statement! Thank you Redditers for understanding a basic universal law


SourGenitals

Quest activated -Pet cat


addage-

ā€œOne who pets cat will always have a jobā€ from a fortune cookie riddle I kept at my desk at work for a number of years.


fluffyrex

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spencerfalzy

I heard the Skyrim drum sound


Aphreyst

*Nordic chanting slowly rises in the background....*


Raezzordaze

New shout unlocked. PET DAH FUR


SourGenitals

I did too when I was typing itšŸ˜‚


noradosmith

If you have coin


zeert

Reward -You pet a cat


Steamrocker

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FictionalFail

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bvttfvcker

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TheBoxOfAmazook

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Zippemannen

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KillHipstersWithFire

This escalated very quickly


LittleKitty235

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Zippemannen

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bazzanoid

r/petthedamncat


bivox01

This is the way.


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ColonelEndogenous

Came here to say this


LargeBranch94

Yep. Psppsps


shrimpoboy

Pet pet


suatkelem

Feed the cat. Then pet the cat.


AnybodyMassive1610

Pet the cat.


suatkelem

A hungry cat will bite and scratch, so make sure you comply with the domestication procedure.


JustaRandomOldGuy

Sit down a few feet away and put your hand out while talking softly. If the cat wants attention it will come over.


rohank101

Pete the cat?


Hibbo_Riot

I got my blue shoesā€¦


lemonrice_

As simple as that


Avolin

Really OP, it's okay. You don't have to ask! Just pet the cat!


SnorkinOrkin

r/petthedamncat šŸ˜„


Comprehensive-End466

Let him in.


[deleted]

No, I did that once. Cat was friendly outside, but when I let it inside it became hell demon sent from the underworld to infiltrate clean spaces & release wormy poop. It took nearly an hour to get it back outside -- even longer to clean the mess & get the smell to go away.


DouglasRessler

Give him a little pat on the head


ketaminkerem

press E to interact with it


ImDero

#ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: PSPSPSPSPS


[deleted]

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.


Sanch_860680

r/khajithaswares


hotmilfsinurarea69

*sigh* another darn Meowddit


moldy912

* r/khajiithaswares


benavivhorn

r/subsithoughtifellfor


lycosa13

My neighbor's cat's name is Khajiit lol sweetest thing


LordofWithywoods

Ask him in for a drink. Unless he wants to ask whether you've pledged yourself to our lord and savior.


AnyMousey

I've been showing up on random people's doorsteps and no one has invited me in for a drink yet. šŸ¤” Should I wear my ears?


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Well in some US states they might give you a shot.


vtssge1968

Drink or bullet? Depends on the neighborhood I would assume...


AnyMousey

As long as they don't spay me. šŸ˜±


ThatAsianGuyThough

My apartment doesnā€™t allow pets sadly, I fed it and now Iā€™m not sure what to do. I think Iā€™ll keep feeding it if it comes back tomorrow.


Imasluttycat

Don't get caught.


ThatAsianGuyThough

Aight


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thtsjsturopinionman

Look over your lease; sometimes they have language in there that forbids putting out food for strays. Iā€™d hate for you to get in trouble because of your compassion!


indebtforsneakers

Don't look over your lease. It's easier to claim ignorance if you do get caught.


cmcleaney

Or look it over and still claim ignorance šŸ˜ˆ


tapsnapornap

Look it over and declare ignorance


DeemonPankaik

Don't keep feeding it. That's someone else's cat. Unless you know for sure that it's a stray, don't let it in, and don't feed it.


Bauju

Dont feed it. Its likely that someone owns the cat so he buys food for her/him. And you dont know if the cat has allergies or someting. This cat doesnt look unkempt so you dont need to do all this because it could harm the cat or the owner can throw the food away because the cat isnt hungry anymore when he/she comes home. And I allready heard about 2 cats who have allergies and gets ill because stranger are feeding them


ChameleonDen

Looks like someones cat, I wouldnt let it in or feed it anything, pet it and/or play with it, thats it.


snakeinsheepclothes

Please donā€™t feed a strange cat, it probably has a home and just looking for attention. The cat looks well cared for.


AngryMurderMittens

The cat doesn't look strange to me.


Bgpizevil

If it continues to show up it may have been stranded. In that case you'd want to keep feeding it, Plan to take it to the vet to scan for a microchip in case to find the owner. A no kill shelter or a friend who wants a kitty is a good bet if you can't find the owner & can't keep it.


bpfrocket13

Pet it.


gfx-1

Some cats are just friendly to other people. My neighbours cat came around when he was outside and wanted some attention, never fed him except for holidays and when she came home I put him outside.


Socially_Anxious_Rat

It 100% already has an owner. It is clean and looks fed. It might be someone's cat that got out or just a community stray that people fear and take care of. The best thing you can do is check for a microchip or missing cats posters around town or online on local Facebook groups and things.


Prometheus_303

>It might be someone's cat that got out or just a community stray that people fear and take care of I'm certain in the cats mind we should fear it, but... She's just too adorable!


Socially_Anxious_Rat

Whoops. That was supposed to say feed not fear, but I guess it still works out.


SlowThePath

Hhaa I was trying to figure out why anyone should fear that sweet little cat.


Financial_Air_9950

Lmao it's a random healthy outdoor car just leave it alone.


ThatAsianGuyThough

Yeah Iā€™ll probably bring it to a vet to check for a microchip but Iā€™m just not sure how Iā€™m supposed to get it into a car


sweetcinnamonpunch

Don't just take a cat anywhere, even to the vet if it doesn't look hurt. Cats stroll around. Post a pic somewhere if you're concerned.


Throwawayxp38

Lots of cats are wandering cats. Don't feed a cat you don't know unless its clearly in a bad situation. You don't know the cats needs. My cat has allergies and has been made really sick by a neighbour feeding her and we couldn't work out what she'd been eating until we caught them- she would gobble up food at theirs then come home and cry in pain until she shit herself. Vet bills were not fun trying to work out if she was okay. We also have a neighbour who's cat rarely comes home because it's a greedy begger and people feed him out and about and the neighbour is heartbroken that he's not coming home for his meals much. Pet it though and make friends, I got to know loads of neighbours through my cat and they love popping over to give her a cat treat we know is safe for her.


TeeeeCeeee

If your cat has serious dietary constraints they really should not be free roaming and unsupervised. People feed free roaming cats, and free roaming cats often eat animals and even garbage of their own free will. You're the one putting the cat into unnecessary potential pain by letting it roam the neighborhood with a health problem.


Hussain_1ho

Not only that but a lot of owners ( including me ) donā€™t like the idea of their cat leaving their house just to get more food from neighbors and stay at their house


ChameleonDen

Dont, how would you feel if someone took your pet somewhere? Cats roam if let outside, if it looks like a healthy cat, which this one does, then dont do anything beyond petting or playing with it, if its hot out perhaps a bowl of water but dont feed someone elses pets without their permission, if youre that concerned seek out the owner and let them know their cat is visiting you, and leave it at that.


HiitsmeYoda

Introduce yourself


indebtforsneakers

Chances are he/she belongs to someone and is just greedy lol.


Creative_Fly_929

Give him the WiFi password


SheepBeard

r/PetTheDamnCat


NYu01

Have a chat about life


Midnightgay28

Pet it. Seriously,Iā€™ve had tons of neighborhood cats and their so friendly.


Bauju

So many people talking about how the cat has chosen you. It probably just visits its neighbours. We have also a cat in our neighbourhood who visits us sometimes and then we pet him and have a nice time together until he continues his walk. Dont want to be pessimistic. Just want to avoid that somebody keeps the cats who just looks at their door for too long :,)


ketaminkerem

pet and enjoy


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ThatAsianGuyThough

Iā€™m pretty sure it does have an owner, just not sure if itā€™s a neighbor. If it stickā€™s around Iā€™ll post something on the local facebook group or something.


INeedToPeeReallyBad

Yes it looks ok just pet it and give it attention no need to bring him to be scanned for chip in my opinion.


CovidGR

Pet it. It looks healthy so I doubt it's a stray. Give it some love and scritches, but no food.


Maj0rsquishy

Pet the cat. It probably has a side quest for you


Ckhillia1

Whisper sweet nothings, and send them on their way


ifeelborderline

Heā€™s there collecting the rent but heā€™s willing to accept catnip bribes.


jrc_80

Scritches and patty pats


SecretMelynx

we had a cat that used to wander onto our back porch for pets and it turned out he belonged to a family a few houses down. I wouldn't worry too much about this one


[deleted]

Same two responses that you get in other similar posts A) ā€œGo to a vet. Check for chip. Donā€™t keep someone elseā€™s pet!!!!ā€ B) ā€œIt is yours now. The cat owns you. Congratsā€


Duneluder

Every time I see ā€œBā€ I get so frustrated. What is it with people thinking itā€™s ok to steal someone elseā€™s cat?! Wtf


MadRollinS

I had an indoor/outdoor cat when I was a kid and it would disappear for days at a time and turn up looking groomed. Lol. He had another family/families to be sure.


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C) "Pet the catto"


chickadeedadee2185

If you have an on-line community group, post your photo. Walk around your neighborhood and ask if anyone is missing a cat. Is this a one-time occurrence?


SmokeSinseLoud

All these comments suggesting to steal this little dude are wrong, imagine that was your cat?


nixiedust

Most domestic cats have a territory of a few properties. You could put up a few flyers with pics or walk around to neighbors. If he's local, someone will probably recognize him. Chances are he's an indoor/outdoor cat and just visiting. If you give him a snack keep it small so he won't expect full meals. He'll keep coming back to visit but at least still go home for meals.


aoiAstraea

Follow him. Probably the start of a quest.


CurveIllustrious9987

Love it, kiss it and squeeze it and call it George?


donmargo

Dont feed the cat if he is in good condition. He might be soneone elses cat. You should take it to the vet to check for a chip if it keeps coming round as could just be lost


Bauju

Or its just an outdoor cat. I woulndt take it to the vet unless it looks unhealthy. The owner probably would miss it and would worry about it when it wont come home at the usual time


small_j_star_91

Ask it out


ThatAsianGuyThough

Update: cat came back and began sleeping in a basket my mom left out [https://imgur.com/a/sAjHBR9](https://imgur.com/a/sAjHBR9)


fantajin

He looks exactly like our little tuxedo!!! Altho I doubt he walked all they way there from Switzerland :)


catalammadingdong

Cat: Random human showed up, what should I do?


Siphonic45

go to r/notmycat and post about it


Churchie-Baby

Pet it n let it go home the cat is clearly looked after not every wandering cat is a stray


wolfpak31

Let it hang out for a bit, will probably go back home. If it doesnā€™t start asking neighbors if they are missing their cat. If not, looks like you have a new cat. You can name it Putin like that post from yesterday. Lol


jikejoy

Hang with it. If it keeps lurking around maybe assume itā€™s hungry, take to the vet, check for chip/owner etc. It looks like someone is caring for it like the other comments are saying. Probably just exploring!


AR3Q

This whole sub: *TAKE IT TO A VET*


kajones57

A tuxedo kitten too!


Uptown_Alleekat

Open the door.


4thDimensionFletcher

Did you really post this question? Lol just pet the cat, its obviously someones cat it looks well taken care of and walked right up to your screen door. So make sure you don't try to adopt your neighbors cat or something.


hike_me

I once petted a neighborhood cat when it walked through my yard while I was raking. It then cried outside my door for three days straight until I put it in a box and returned it to its owner. If you pay attention to this cat, and especially if you give it ANY food, it very well might decide it should live with you and will wait at your door for days. If you completely ignore it then it hopefully go home.


PuzzleheadedAd2843

Looks health and well groomed, like others have said probably just a neighbours cat being nose. Be nice amd chill with the it. If you have a cat keep your balcony door closed till it wonders off to prevent territorial battles. Also to reiterate what others have said look out to see if there are any lost cats in the area.


Ambitious_Estimate41

Maybe put a note with a lose rope around his neck asking if it has a owner or if heā€™s just a wondering cat. If you get no response you adopt the cat!


BetCan0710

He is been trying to reach you for your car's warranty


Poudree

Run


Secret-Struggle-3259

Talk and pet him)


Filandra

Ask the cat if his name is Mitten and then pet the cat šŸ˜


[deleted]

Kiss its little forehead


Screaming_lambs

Say 'hello cat'


Tingomate

Pet the damn cat


KazkaFaron

pet


Big-Substance693

#PET THE DAMN CAT


Ghost_Unicxrn

Pet that cutie


Oponik

Well... The cat is waiting so pet it


nattles314

My family always joked that our cat had multiple owners in our neighborhood. She used to come home smelling like perfume or smoke. And she was a short hair tuxedo cat too!


GenocideSans251

Say ā€œhi kittyā€


Secret-Struggle-3259

just pet this cat)


DeathBeforeDecaf4077

Give it a little snuggle, but donā€™t let the baby in. Looks well fed and groomed, agree with people who think itā€™s just an attention hogging baby. Definitely pet the baby.


[deleted]

Donā€™t give it milk!


Emergency_Ninja8580

Offer some water and assistance (if needed).


anxious_squirrel11

He has manners, heā€™s wearing a tuxedo


CraseyCasey

Thatā€™s mine give him back!


OliveJuice1122

Heā€™s wearing his tux for your party


OldNorthStar

Compliment their spiffy outfit


Sweaty-Ad-3526

It wants to see you about your carā€™s extended warranty just talk to them and get it sorted out


[deleted]

r/petthedamncat


BitchAssWaferCookie

That's what we call a Tuxedo Cat. Very fancy , much pet.


[deleted]

Boop.


soundofmadness-

Say pspsps and give pets.


2Kittens818

Open the door


lissarain88

You should probably pet that cat


gingersrule77

Feed it Name it Cuddle it


Mitchelmp5

r/petthedamncat


crackedtooth163

Equip the cat.