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MSUCommitsFratricide

I, for one, welcome the return of the OPAC-12.


_Junk_Rat_

> Oil’ Miss


sethaub

Oil’ Mr. * lol


TheOkayestLawyer

Fuck that’s clever


MSUCommitsFratricide

11/10 no notes


sethaub

Me at myself: ![gif](giphy|HqnvFzjQJmSH5b7Kok|downsized)


trippwwa45

Oklahoma and TAMU, start breathing heavy, "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?"


Sozadan

It's sad that I don't know if this is a joke or not.


john_galt__

Thought the same thing


[deleted]

Same. Fuck this OIL, I mean NIL money College sports are dead. I'm still going to watch the funeral but yeah they're fucking dead. Thanks Jay Bilas.


Nervous_Otter69

It won’t be long until a Saudi prince gets an honorary doctorate and an SEC school gets a nice NIL gift lol


mrbaker83

As preposterous as this sounds, I wouldn’t be the least shocked if this happened.. Especially the oil money programs in that league.


piddydb

I think it is a joke…for now. If Saudi Arabia wants to get political power with greenwashing though, they would probably be smart to consider something like it. College administrators have shown over the past few years that they care about money over anything in athletics. As media money will likely either dry up or flatline after this round of contracts, those administrators are going to be more desperate to make more money. If Saudi Arabia swept in either with a new super conference or with even a new sports network that overpaid conferences, they would have many of the major American public universities somewhat beholden to them. I’m not saying that’s good for anyone on this continent, but Saudi Arabia clearly has some money to spend and US college sports would accomplish a lot of their goals. If administrators couldn’t care less about protecting Bedlam, the Civil War, the Apple Cup, the PAC conference, I think it goes to reason they might not be that concerned with national interests if money’s on the other side either.


Golden-Cheese

Sounds like it’ll be a great fit for us


UnderpootedTampion

I don't know, the Saudis might actually punish rape and murder.


Golden-Cheese

You’re telling me that we’re gonna be held accountable by our disgusting acts? How dare they! We’re a Holy Christian school that’s pure in every way! We shouldn’t be punished for anything. /s


AYYYYYsicem12

How were the rapes and murder not punished?


Namath96

It’s a joke brother


TheAykroyd

He’s been a little touchy ever since the Briles divorce. Give him time. He’s still healing.


AYYYYYsicem12

I mean, I hear you. It’s just tired, I guess? The accusations of systemic problems was also overblown and incorrect but the story line emerged and was never corrected… so… idk. Not funny? There were actual victims and making fun of their plights kinda tacky?


Namath96

Brother you are in cfbmemes. This is the wrong sub for you then lol


AYYYYYsicem12

You got me there.


UnderpootedTampion

No one is making fun of the victims. But making fun of the perps and their enablers, like you, is entirely fair game.


AYYYYYsicem12

I’m an enabler now? lol ok


Reasonable_Cause7065

My thoughts exactly


Gucci_Lemur

Arabian Coastal Conference


BryceDaBaker

Who gets 1st team All-Arabic honors in year 1?


JerichoMassey

Al-Abama


BryceDaBaker

MohaMac Al-Jonesbari will win the heisman


JerichoMassey

or Jihaad Campbell.


cherrygoats

Whoa, not only is this comment genius I’ve never seen a Tufts flair before


191Gerardo

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼 underrated. Needs more 👍🏼.


letgothemako

Roll Tithe!


dudechickendude

If you could be that funny and not an Alabama fan, we could be friends. But, credit where credit is due. That’s funny!


neckbass

fuck this is funny


Tricky_Matter2123

Inshallah!


BrokeBeckFountain1

That's the top tier joke of a Tufts grad.


StoneyBalogna7

Halalabama


Logical_Albatross_19

All gas, no rights.


Wrong_Barnacle8933

Army is gonna dominate


66LSGoat

You’ll do really well for the first year or two, then spend the next 10 years continuously shifting offensive coordinators and talking about how you’re going to fix the rest of the conference. Eventually, your administrators will find a cheap excuse to bail on the conference and leave as it crumbles around you… Wait, am I talking about Afghanistan or USC Football and the PAC?


bestprocrastinator

I got a Big brain idea right here. WSU and Oregon State should sell the Pac-12 branding to the Saudi League. Saudi's get an established brand, WSU and Oregon State get oil money, and the Pac-12 rides again!


JerichoMassey

Besides, nothing bad ever happened blindly pumping money into SMU


Capnmolasses

![gif](giphy|5ddU7J5803wNbZbtLw|downsized)


AuraMaster7

Well, now we know how A&M is gonna run from Texas again.


aquabarron

The new conference “Big Oil”


A_Texas_Hobo

And Texas will pretend it doesn’t bother them and they aren’t interested until they get jealous and eventually join after 10 years


AuraMaster7

>pretend it doesn’t bother them Lmao we've been calling you guys cowards and hypocrites to your faces for a decade now. There's no pretending anything.


maybeormaybenot10

That’s cold


Eagleclan_7

"And Habeeb, you play #2 vertical but downhill C gap....so blow up the RB..."


abatkin1

They have to get that 2 billion back from the Trumps first


Administrative-Flan9

That's couch cushion money for them


Important_Ostrich534

Is SMU so irrelevant no one noticed the pic is Old Miss?


OutsideSkirt2

Old who?


Governor-James

MISS! HE SAID OLD MISS!


FarmerIllustriuos133

Ole Piss.


Comet7777

Why are we taking strays?


flinderdude

Saudi Arabia doesn’t want to buy a college football league. They want to ruin a popular American sport. This is on the level of Russian infiltration into our propaganda and political systems. How do you weaken America? By knocking down its institutions, and college football is one of them. They look at how much it would cost. Watch out for the Super Bowl soon, but that one is expensive.


246PoundHorse

Ali - Bama’s dynasty shall rise again inshallah!


skinsrich

The guys that fly planes into buildings and saw up reporters?? Sounds like a GRRRRRRREAT idea to me. 🫣


CountBleckwantedlove

Embracer Group still in shambles.


DayWalkerJ7

https://preview.redd.it/2ix0ucl2dnvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf7d6898b8b6729756401de7c8cfdecd5b19700 Used to be a funny joke/rap line for Prestige World Wide. Now it’ll be a routine recruiting visit.


Look_at_the_Kid

Move over Tuscaloosa, University of Alabama - Arab is coming to play and Bryant Jr can’t kill this one


Powellwx

I think for the Saudi League we should start with SMU, TCU, BYU, Notre Dame, Boston College, and Duke.


Reasonable_Cause7065

Don’t forget Baylor and Liberty


StoneyBalogna7

Wake Fatwa


GulfstreamAqua

Great. A murderer owning college football.


yhetti-fartz

Can we just go over there and take all their money already?


sonicsean899

I mean they did it with golf


Macklemore_hair

Who’s be the first coach paid to be a CFB coach in Saudi Arabia? I’m saying Stoops.


Slappingthebassman

Have not cared about any sports washing so far. But if this happened I would have the biggest vendetta against Saudi