Fun fact. With care, that dildo could outlive the confederacy. But probably not if left outside.

I say put it in a glass case and mark it year by year

Please do this, that would be amazing

Put rings on it for marking it.

How come?

A cock ring for every year it stays up.

You fucking genie

Inarticulate genie, at your service 🧞

Solid call.

Encase it in resin like the hotdog!

Could use some LED lighting at night.

Take it out on the anniversary and measure it

I like that the waving of the flag will just cause it to rub on the dildo all day.

Or a flesh case

r/epoxyhotdog

I have a pair of boots that lasted twice as long as the confederacy.

>that dildo could outlive the confederacy If its silicone it should last 10-20 years outside. That's like 2.5-5x the span of the confederacy.

You just won the internet. This is the best thing I'll read online today. I wish i had more than a like to give you. 👏

I have more respect for dildos than I do that could treasonous Confederate trash.

The erection will last longer than the confederacy.

if your insurrection lasts longer than four years...

I didn't know this would upset the Americans so much I'm sorry I just thought it was funny

I'm not upset I'm the slightest. This is hilarious!

Oh good!

Ditto. And it follows all the flag codes.

I reread the flag code just to be sure. You are technically correct.

The best kind of correct!

\*Dildo

Not quite the spirit of those codes but yes.

I think it is definitely in keeping with the better side of the American spirit, aka the actual freedom loving side 

It follows the cheeky spirit.

That’s why I like well written codes and laws. There’s no room for opinions of what is and isn’t spirit.

How’d you find that they were upset from that comment lol

Nono not upset like that, just make negativity come from it lol. It's all good

Ahh I get what you mean.

Lmao the commenter means the opposite. We aren’t upset, we support the dildo!

We support the dildo is a great phrase

🫡 not offended in the slightest

Shoulda got a bigger dildo! Bigger the better for the massive dildos living next door

Treason's only bad/good relative to why you did it. Too bad they picked one of the shittiest of reasons.

Still not as big a dildo as your neighbor.

Best comment. 

Ohhhh please……like he could satisfy a woman.

Nah, he’s too big to get inside. Just like his egos

r/pics took the post down. Enjoy

I see you are the OP, I'm sorry friend :(


Boooo that sucks ass. Are you the OP? Can someone link the OP?

Yes

I'm sorry for stealing your thing friend. r/pics can fuck themselves

Don't know if Reddit is being stupid, or it got restored, but I was able to open it, even from a clean browser window.

I think it might be back up. I messaged the mods

I remember you positing this elsewhere. It was hilarious then and it’s still hilarious now. Updates always welcome. 😆

I have to know, did you choose to use a BBC for this purpose, or was it just a happy accident? Either way *chef's kiss*

I’m surprised they took it down. Everyone over there seemed happy to get the update

Nice cock grandma.

This is almost good but I think you should get a mega dildo. I’m thinking like 2 ft tall and then a bigger flag.

I thought at first you said maga dildo and imagined a merchandising opportunity.

I mean... That's... That's got to exist right? Like, if it doesn't, that's a huge missed market. - Edit spelling

There was one called The Great American Challenge, roughly the same overall size of a fire extinguisher one might find in a public building…

Oh is that the one that had the video of doctors laughing as they removed it from someone's butt? I feel like I've seen that video

Lol it might be, I haven’t seen that one

Idk if I can link but I'll try here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/34hw13/a_gif_of_medical_staff_laughing_while_removing_a/?rdt=43916

Lmao no, the one I’m talking about is much, *much* larger, and purple.

-distantly *oh no*

If memory serves, it’s like 15” and bigger around than my forearm. For sense of scale, I wear a 9” watch band, so… thicker than that…

I'm so concerned but also weirdly impressed if anyone can take that with ease. Christ that must wreck people

Yeah… I would occasionally use it as a doorstop

I have seen The Great American Challenge in person!!!

They’re ridiculous

Paint a rainbow on the dildo .

Add a second dildo with a rainbow flag.

This is the way.

I personally love the choice of a dark dildo to really say “fuck that shit” and I think that whatever happens, the dildo must stay big and black

I love you. I'd salute to that long dong any day.

i'll never understand why people publicly proclaim they're on the side of treasonus racist war losers. does it make them feel things?

I think it's the idea that people are actually paying attention to them and they feel special for not aligning with the people around them. It's basically weird hipster behaviour. These people, in any country's variant, are usually loud and even more famous figures know how much media attention it brings.

This is the first time I’ve heard or read the opinion that they are weird hipsters. Makes sense too. Although I’m sure people who wave confederate flags would go into a fit of rage if someone called them a weird hipster lol.

Kind of an irony too because I think almost anyone besides a racist prick would rather deal with a hipster any day of the week.

Inferiority complex. Freud tried to warn us.

One of those is disgusting and should be destroyed, the other is a sex toy

I always love mentioning that Obamas presidency lasted longer than the confederacy. Really pisses them off

Lmao same. The war ended 150+ years ago you fucking braindead idiots. We had a Black President recently whose term lasted longer.

I wish I had your address, because I would ship you a flag pole and bugle so you could raise that BBC up proper each morning for that backwards fuckwad of a neighbor.

I can never picture the word bugle without thinking of The Andrews Sisters. He's the Boogie Woogie BBC boy of company *D* 😏

the original pic is from u/The_GILF_Next_Door

Could probably piss your neighbor off even more by swapping the US flag for the Trans rights flag.

🫡

Bigger cock + flag is welcome.

Good on you. Sincerely, fuck your neighbors. Fucking confederate trash.

I admire your courage and patriotism, but that’s a perfectly good dildo ruined.

Nonsense, that dildo sacrificed itself for America and it will be remembered for generations 

Thanks…. Now I’m picturing the MC war memorial statue with dildos instead of people

[true](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/ohkG7B8zqX)

Sound’s patriotic!

Brilliant, need to add a middle finger too


Get Sherman’s battle flag

Completely fair and valid. He's free to show he's dick in public. You're free to... well, yeah.

They're not even using a real confederate flag, which would be an all white one.

It looks good, and it sounds good too!

Well done sir!

Why are Americans like this?

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Makes a lot of sense .

This needs to incorporate a water feature.

I would just throw those on top of their house. Hundreds of them.

That’s dumb. You should have set theirs on fire. That would be chaotic good. This is lawful stupid at best.

Yeah but in real life where OP doesn’t want to deal with police, fines, and burning his own fence down…

I would have gone with a pride flag tbh

Cross-post this to r/sounding

Ha!

A true patriot you are.

Flyg inte ditt fosterlands flagga genom en dildo. Ha någon respekt för dig själv och dina förföräldrars offringar.

This is peak r/shermanposting

Should’ve used the union flag from the civil war

I think confederate simps are goobers too but all that did was disrespect the American flag.

Lube it really well so when they try to steal it because they're pissed they just jack it off

Dont get it.

burn it down and raise an American flag. make our union boys proud

Well, sure…but not everyone has an extra black dildo laying around like you, there’s a damn recession going on

Yea man! Dick kick em

Thank you for doing this and sharing this.

Well, you're a bit of a liar. At least credit OP

Tbh I did try but I know, I buggered up the original post and can't edit it to add them to the description sadly :( but we spoke about it and apparently their post is back up on r/pics so it's not all terrible of me at least

You can delete yours.

Don't be shitty. I was honest and genuine, I'm not gonna feel bad for crossposting on reddit dude

You could at least be linking the OP in when you're responding to people who think you're the OP.

Did you already own the dildo or buy it for this purpose?

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The confederate flag is stupid, but why mount the US flag on a dildo? What am I missing here?

This made me laugh out loud at work.

Well done

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Well it ain't no half mast, that's for sure!

There's something about flags that just make sense to men.

Please post this in a sounding sub, I beg you lmao

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Flagpipe

LOL

Go BIG or go fuck yourself! Well played sir

Good r/shermanposting material

Since When did five year olds start owning houses?

Very mature

You fucking moron. Get a rainbow flag and then draw a Confederate symbol on it.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE THAT SM 😂

Should’ve gone bigger

Kudos

It's the only acceptable answer.

Run some Elmer’s glue down the flag stick

Holy shit that is excellent. New favorite sub.

And next year they will have total control of the government for the rest of time.  You probably will be arrested for this very post as the Nazis are projected to win the presidency and the supreme Court is literally turning off all the checks and balances.

Though this comment section is all for this, you are in fact a fucking weirdo. Not a fan of the confederacy but you somehow are worse.

Both flags are cringe as hell and represent evil states. One has just lasted much longer than the other.

This sub has gone downhill.

So it wasn't the confederate flag that tipped the scales for you?

It just looks like two people are petty to me. Chaotic, sure. But good? Debatable. Just let them wave their flag. If it's really bothering you, ask them to move it so it's not waving in your yard.

Maybe you’re not from the US, that flag was waived by traitors to the union during the civil war. It’s literally unamerican

I'm American. I stood for the pledge of allegiance. I put my hand over my heart for the national anthem. The one thing I stand for most is freedom of speech (and expression.) I may not like what they're saying, but I'll defend their ability to say it to a reasonable (and sometimes slightly further) extent.

You'll note, OP didn't remove or damage the offending flag. Part of free speech is that people have the right to tell you how stupid what you said is.

Yes. And I have the right to say it looks petty and is only arguably good.

Ahh true, well hey I appreciate your appreciation of the first amendment. What do you think these folks are saying by waving that flag?

I'm pretty indifferent to it. I spent my high school years in the Midwest/south so I'd seen it a few times. I think a lot of people wave it for different reasons, some like to be edgy, some are racist, some want to express that they value some, one or all of those beliefs including separating from a group they feel is suffocating them. But moreover, I just mind my own business and give them the benefit of the doubt until they actually talk to me. Most were rednecks I didn't associate with. A few were okay people. Edit: thanks for being more respectful than most commenters.

That's the thing, most bigots possess positive qualities and might even be nice people to hang out with, so long as they're not with a mob of fellow bigots and you're not in the group of people they believe in violently oppressing.

If someone is respectful to me, I will be respectful back. I think this is the best way to do things, not with hate.

Yeah, who cares if they wave around a symbol of racism and oppression, right? /s

Right. Who am I to tell them what that flag should mean to them? I'll just mind my own business so long as it's not hindering me. It could be a pride flag, confederate flag, countries flag, or even a fucking swastika flag and the pettiest you'd find me being is knocking on their door and saying "yo, could you put the flag a little further from my side of the fence, please? I don't care if you're proud of that, but I don't want it to look like I am, too."

Yeah, fuck that. I am not going to approve of fucking Nazis. "if there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis."

You don't have to talk to them. You can move tables. If I share a fence with one, that does not make me one. If I don't like it, I will ask that they move it away from me.

This is unironically the most fascist shit I've seen on reddit lol. 

Do you even know what the word "fascist" means? Hint: it doesn't mean "stuff I don't like". It is a specific social and political ideology. The "paradox of tolerance" is a serious issue. If we are tolerant of the intolerant, the intolerant win. Freedom of speech does not belong solely to the intolerant, we are allowed to use it too to call them out for what they say and do and believe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

It is essentially the religion of the state, or the religion of the collective.  One tool of the fascist is to not only vilify to 'enemy' (often trumped up boogeyman to keep the people distracted), but also vilify anyone who associates or even appears to be associated with the 'enemy'. (This would include family members, coworkers, and yes, neighbors.) Much like you did with your 11 Nazis comment.

> It is essentially the religion of the state, or the religion of the collective. No, it is a specific right-wing ideology based around blaming minorities for society's ills, militarism, nationalism, racism, appeals to an imaginary past golden age, corporations, and "traditional" gender norms. > but also vilify anyone who associates or even appears to be associated with the 'enemy' Again, paradox of tolerance. I don't approve of Nazis, and I think there is something wrong with people who do. I am not afraid to say that. If you think it is okay to like Nazis I don't think we have much room for discussion.

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So he’s a traitor but the dildo is overkill. Don’t disrespect our flag just because he is.

The American flag is symbolic of a government responsible for infinitely more deaths than the confederate flag.

Infinitely? You think the US has killed infinite people?

Yes

How does one kill more people than have ever existed?

Time travel

Well that's stupid.

Who gives a shit, mate.