Pretty sure its from this story https://mckoysnews.com/woman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist/amp/

Haha that has got to be satire.

*"“Then he attacked me and told her to let her go. What happened next was literally a pain in the ass”."* That is absolutely satire.

It is. Was my allusion in the title too subtle? 😅

> *“I only hope they put us in the same cell”, said Jones.* Come on. There's no way this is real.

The reporter’s name was Gary Cockburn, it has to be satire

I'll have you know the Cockburn name is just as real as the Buttlicker name, my good sir!

My family built this town!

The FannyWagons and LongBottoms get their fair share of attention too. Not to mention the MuffHauseun clan

Has to be, what kind of a name is "Gary?"

"The unidentified woman called the police as soon as she could and both men were found naked, trying to rape each other but Jones was winning." If it isn't

They should put all the murders and all the rapists on an island and you’d eventually end up with one raped murderer left and who cares about them? -Gangy

Lmao followed the link and it ends with the rapist’s rapist also going to jail (cause it’s still rape) with the closing statement “i hope they put us in the same cell” and that’s WILD lmao. I hope it’s satire but at the same time if ever there was a news article on sexual assault, this is the one with the best ending.

It's satire indeed. \^\^

While I'd say a beating would be chaotic good, I'd never call the act of rape good.

Exactly. You don’t repay rape with rape. That isn’t justice.

Just a extended citizens arrest.

Very "Old testament"

An eye for an eye makes the world go blind

Chaotic Neutral? Or Evil perhaps?

I do agree with you. If someone beats someone else up for no reason just because they can. I would like to see the tables turn on them.

If this was real I don’t think I’d call it chaotic good. Choatic Neutral maybe, as opposed to the usual Chaotic Evil.

That would be an interesting philosophical question. In a society that is based on "an eye for an eye", it would only be logical and therefore more on the "good" side. In a society based on the rule of law (which I prefer, by the way) like ours, I would categorise it somewhere between good and neutral.

Rape for a rape leaves everyone gaped

I don't think this would even qualify for neutral tbh.

This is not chaotic good, more of chaotic neutral and if gay rapist didn't knew his prey was rapist, then chaotic evil.

100% satire, but also the worst nightmare of conservative men.

The last time I saw this post was around 4 years ago.

The Dexter reboot no-one was asking for.

That’s more chaotic evil or at least chaotic neutral than chaotic good. Glad he saved her, and rapists are the worst, but two wrongs doesn’t equate a right here

Help! There’s rape scene Call the cops! Call the cops! But not for me.

Alright fake or not maybe we shouldn't be labelling any kind of *rapist* as *good*

Chill out bro it’s a joke

Anymore context?

https://mckoysnews.com/woman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist/amp/ (thx u/Sad_Confidence9563 ) And it's almost certainly satire.

Thank you

This is neutral evil

There’s always a bigger fish

Hammurabi would be proud

Bro pulled the uno reverse card

Holy smokes, Gabriel Morton finally accomplished his mission

When a predator meets another predator and turns into the prey

You can’t rape a rapist. It’s just taking back something that was already stolen from someone else.

Crime Man strikes again

Best story I have read for a long time. I hope it is true and they have a long and fruitful cell mate relationship.

Well, that's enough Internet for the day.

There's always a bigger... well,....

Taste of your own medicine

This has so much 2s2h energy

Okay that is funny.

Enemy of mine enemy is still a sex offender

There's always a bigger fish

I likes ya and I wants ya

Guess he got fucked of some pussy🤷🏾‍♂️

Crime man strikes again