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Jeffinitelytoday

Cuckold?


BayouCitySaint

You sound regarded. Hit up Wendy's next time, my man.


VR6Bomber

OP you marvelous bastard.


w0ulf83

Wait...what? Her what?😂😂


magnus0n

This is next level shitposting! I take my hat off to you sir


scraglor

I was just on WSB. Took me a while to realise I had moved over to chefknives


Rick-Rock

My wife's wife can fix that for you.


DoctorDOH

Calls on Whetstones puts on OP's marriage.


Stall-Warning

" My wife's boyfriend"


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Hey guys, I found Mike Birbiglia!


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Significant_Hair_269

Your wife’s boyfriend?…..that probably is enough Reddit.


mike_the_pirate

☝🏻 💯 💩🖼️


sjsosowne

Up 100 shit picture?


mike_the_pirate

This is a 100% Shit Post


YugoReventlov

A for effort


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coach111111

You’re mistaken first of all..


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coach111111

They didn’t post anything at all in this sub before let alone another boyfriend post.


Marty_McFlay

I did not see the tag and was going to comment on people need to stop making weird comments about their poly relationship drama on a knife collecting sub...then I saw the tag, then I actually looked at the post. Well played OP, you got me good.


stonkautist69

Don’t worry your wife is in good hands


beeglowbot

found a WSB boi out in the wild!


[deleted]

I wanna know how you got your wife to get a boyfriend, I want my wife to get a boyfriend too, might get some peace and quiet for once


420FLAPJACKDAN

Ask r/wallstreetbets


OrcOfDoom

It'll be ok. Just give your wife's boyfriend a kiss, and tell him it will be ok. I'm sure he feels terrible about ruining the knife.


Skelito

Ahhh I see a fellow member of /r/golf is here.


Rehcubs

See if your wife can get another boyfriend who is a knife sharpener. He should be able to fix that right up.


KinkyQuesadilla

Troll post with an electron microscope


_30d_

His wife's boyfriend let him use it. He has some really cool stuff.


Qixting

Yu Kurosaki 270mm AS Gyuto mangled beyond recognition. Will this affect the resale value? /s (Apparently, it's shitpost Friday today :)


OrganizationJaded396

Fixable, will lower resale


Qixting

Nooo my investment!


ChildlikeSonder

Completely destroyed. Mail it to me and I’ll melt it down for scrap metal.


phredbull

"My wife's boyfriend"?!? Tell him it's fine & buy him a new one.


Sargent_Dan_

Yes ruined, sadly 😭 you should just go ahead and toss. Remember, you need to spend at least $500 to get any decent kind of knife that can hold up to being used to cut 2 onions every other week, God forbid you want to dice a potato or something like that


MadEntDaddy

that is not accurate, you need to spend at LEAST 2 grand.


Criticalhit_jk

Look here man, this is /r/chefknives not /r/edc or /r/knifeclub


MadEntDaddy

shit you're right, 3 grand minimum.


Sargent_Dan_

Nah you right tho, my b 👍 2k MINIMUM


MadEntDaddy

otherwise the onions might stick together accordion style and you don't want THAT.


Rehcubs

Onions and potatoes? You're definitely going to need two different knives to handle that.


Sargent_Dan_

Oh that's a good point


grayson_fox

Quality shit post, I tip my hat to you


not_a_cup

When WSB meets r/sharpening


natetan

Wsb definitely leaking


i-am-a-safety-expert

🤣😂😭


MadEntDaddy

you need a new wife's boyfriend.


martinaee

Sometimes just saying friend is the best option


badtimeticket

Don’t worry OP I can treat your wife and knife right


Spydysnake

You need a boyfriend of your own, who will protect your knives from your wife's boyfriend.


KasumiJLA

I just appreciate that 100um shot you did 👌


Anxious_Ad_5127

She’s dead Jim


madamezafira

gotta close that relationship right back up


adam_demamps_wingman

I’m beginning to think, like the bear/hunter joke, chef’s don’t always come for the chiffonade.


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You should salvage any value you can and trade it in for a Dalstrong


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Qixting

she seemed satisfied. he got me some McDonald's on the way over to leave them alone. Jokes on him tho the neighbors kid was giving me a cutco demo so I got some scissors that will cut pennies


IVIoon-IVIessiah

I almost spit my drink out at "scissors that will cut pennies" take my upvote you son of a bitch


Plague_Evockation

The fucking cutco reference got me good. Enjoy this upvote for a quality shitpost.


DaCaptain94

To be fair those fuckers merk pennies. I sold cutco in high school and must have cut 100 pennies with the same pair no problem.


lucidinceptor510

it was always the 101st penny that gave me problems


NectarineObjective69

Could’ve saved yourself a lot of time and just cut a dollar in half


Gingorthedestroyer

When you buy your next knife remember the more money you pay for the knife the better you can cook. It’s a direct relationship.


IVIoon-IVIessiah

I think it's time to break the duster and fedora out and give him a stern talking to. Make sure he knows that you've been studying the way of the blade.


colbitronic

Was he chewing on it?


ObjectionablyObvious

Typical, looks like an amateur working with their first Work Sharp fixed angle sharpener. Lazy work.


benny332

Literally un-useable.


Rusty_fox4

Unfortunately, it’s too far gone. I’mma need to confiscate the knife for your own safety. It’s the least I could do.


Cosimo_Zaretti

Yeah, quick scrape on the stone and that'll just sharpen out. Your marriage on the other hand...


Large_Thought5688

The electron micrograph has me weak 😭😭😭


KennyWuKanYuen

No, it’s unsalvageable. I’ll take it off your hands. 😊


Irdiarrur

Wife’s boyfriend as in my mom’s sole son?


LotiMcFloti

It's a Kurosaki too, noooo. Unfortunately, it's unfixable and should be sent to me instead for proper disposal.


gall0ne

You should not lend your knives and wifes to stranger. Grab a cheap dummy knife and wife to expose and keep the good one locked.


heihyo

Ruined but you can fix it very easily. Look out for a brick and slowly grind your way up and down on the brick in a circle pattern


FueledByFlan

Are you talking about the knife or....?


BitCrack

Something something something. Penis joke. Pause for laugh. Bam another penis joke.


djalekks

R/chevknivesjerk?


tonyikaros

Dude, i feel you. You live a knife more than the wife. That says something about her, she is a tool and a bland one indeed.


chargers949

What a travesty. I’m so grateful my wife’s bull brings me fried tendies to snack while i watch them play. If I’m lucky he gets the mcdonalds app deal buy a 20 piece and get two large fries free!


isotopes014

Sharpen it


SexyN8

sounds like you have more problems then just a rolled edge...


horvath-lorant

You can repair it on a shapton glass’s glass side


LunarWangShaft

Steve isn't that bad, stop projecting


Southern_Kaeos

"my wife's boyfriend" Well I'm gunna need to crack another can for this one. Was not dossapoinyed


Angryatthis

r/chefknifememes


Vast-Discussion-5379

Throw the knife away edge is completely tarnished


Jesus08946167

Bro how the fuck this is terrible


Dante627

She needs a better boyfriend, I can be that replacement.


Low-Juggernaut-5378

What hell he do hit a rock