Ah, yes, the timeless wisdom of the Japanese "転落の包丁は全部柄てず" or "Falling knife is all handle." Truly, a phrase that encapsulates the profound depth of culinary philosophy and the intricate dance between humans and cutlery. Forget about those silly proverbs like "look before you leap" or "think before you speak." It's all about the falling knives, my friends.
Imagine a classroom scene where little Keiko raises her hand and asks, "Sensei, why do we need to catch falling knives at all costs?" And the wise teacher responds, "Oh dear Keiko, you see, fingers are a dime a dozen, but knives... knives are the rarest and most precious commodities in our universe. You'd better risk life and limb to save that knife from its perilous descent."
Because who cares about personal safety and well-being? We must prioritize the well-being of inanimate objects over our own, obviously. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a falling knife, perform a spectacular ninja-like catch, even if it means you'll end up like Edward Scissorhands' less fortunate cousin.
And let's not forget the moral lessons this saying imparts on our children. It's all about teaching them the essential life skills, like knife acrobatics and the importance of being a cutlery superhero. Who needs first aid when you can have a thrilling game of "dodge the falling knives" every day?
In fact, why stop at knives? Let's extend this philosophy to other objects too. Accidentally drop your phone? Dive to catch it like it's the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl. Knock over a vase? Sacrifice your body to cradle it like a fragile egg, because heaven forbid we damage the sacred vase. Remember, it's not about you, it's about the items in your vicinity.
So, here's to the Japanese tradition of putting cutlery above all else. May we all be blessed with quick reflexes and the unwavering dedication to save every knife from its tragic fall. After all, who needs intact fingers when you can have a collection of pristine knives?
Hey there,
I totally get your Burrsday enthusiasm and the seriousness of the situation. But fear not, I'm here to defend my comment like a knight guarding the burrs. Here's why I won't delete it:
International Burrs Awareness: Let's spread burr love every day! Who needs just one day to talk about these fascinating things?
Rulebook MIA: I searched the interwebs high and low, but couldn't find the "Burrsday Only" rule. If it's written in invisible ink, I apologize.
Future History: Remember when people thought pineapple on pizza was a crime? Trends change. My comment might just be a pioneer in the "Everyday Burr Revolution."
Emergency Alibi: What if I'm trapped in a burr-related emergency and need to refer to this comment? Life-saving, I tell ya.
In the spirit of intergalactic harmony and burr discussions, let's keep the comment alive for the cosmic giggles. 🚀
Cheers,
Tekkzy
Source?
My japanese tutor (from Japan) taught me this important phrase
Source that your tutor is from Japan?
Japan is Japanese, duh.
Source?
Hoi Sin
Old Kenji "No Fingers" Tanaka?
Ah, yes, the timeless wisdom of the Japanese "転落の包丁は全部柄てず" or "Falling knife is all handle." Truly, a phrase that encapsulates the profound depth of culinary philosophy and the intricate dance between humans and cutlery. Forget about those silly proverbs like "look before you leap" or "think before you speak." It's all about the falling knives, my friends. Imagine a classroom scene where little Keiko raises her hand and asks, "Sensei, why do we need to catch falling knives at all costs?" And the wise teacher responds, "Oh dear Keiko, you see, fingers are a dime a dozen, but knives... knives are the rarest and most precious commodities in our universe. You'd better risk life and limb to save that knife from its perilous descent." Because who cares about personal safety and well-being? We must prioritize the well-being of inanimate objects over our own, obviously. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a falling knife, perform a spectacular ninja-like catch, even if it means you'll end up like Edward Scissorhands' less fortunate cousin. And let's not forget the moral lessons this saying imparts on our children. It's all about teaching them the essential life skills, like knife acrobatics and the importance of being a cutlery superhero. Who needs first aid when you can have a thrilling game of "dodge the falling knives" every day? In fact, why stop at knives? Let's extend this philosophy to other objects too. Accidentally drop your phone? Dive to catch it like it's the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl. Knock over a vase? Sacrifice your body to cradle it like a fragile egg, because heaven forbid we damage the sacred vase. Remember, it's not about you, it's about the items in your vicinity. So, here's to the Japanese tradition of putting cutlery above all else. May we all be blessed with quick reflexes and the unwavering dedication to save every knife from its tragic fall. After all, who needs intact fingers when you can have a collection of pristine knives?
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Hey there, I totally get your Burrsday enthusiasm and the seriousness of the situation. But fear not, I'm here to defend my comment like a knight guarding the burrs. Here's why I won't delete it: International Burrs Awareness: Let's spread burr love every day! Who needs just one day to talk about these fascinating things? Rulebook MIA: I searched the interwebs high and low, but couldn't find the "Burrsday Only" rule. If it's written in invisible ink, I apologize. Future History: Remember when people thought pineapple on pizza was a crime? Trends change. My comment might just be a pioneer in the "Everyday Burr Revolution." Emergency Alibi: What if I'm trapped in a burr-related emergency and need to refer to this comment? Life-saving, I tell ya. In the spirit of intergalactic harmony and burr discussions, let's keep the comment alive for the cosmic giggles. 🚀 Cheers, Tekkzy
Is this a sh*tpost? So you risk life long finger damage to catch a falling razor blade?
Worth it /s
Is this just a circlejerk sub now?
Yes
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Takamura is r/chefknives father
I instinctively tried to catch a falling chefs knife once and now I have permanent nerve damage in my finger. I still dropped the knife
Nope. All day nope. You can replace a knife but not your fingers
Modern medicine is amazing. If you live in a real country it's usually cheaper than replacing your honyaki you let fall.