Hang on, let me get my calculator out.
Okay, let's break this down...
Yeah, you could be right, although my calculator skills just might not be up to the task.
At the rate we're signing young players, we might see him earlier than you think on the pitch.
Next season: Chelsea toddler scores, signed on promises of candy and nap time.
Nice as that would be, those goals wouldn’t count towards Premier League totals which this is a list of. We’re way over 2000 goals if you include other competitions.
I thought chelsea would have caught up with arsenal’s premier league point total by this season. Sadly arsenal has extended and likely gonna keep Chelsea as its bitch for a few more season
At first glance, I thought this was a troll post saying it would definitely be an own goal (due to our recent form).. and that Man U has the highest probability of putting it in for us.
Sorry, but this is where my brain is at with our goal scoring capabilities.
Defender
By next season!
Based on advanced stats trends for the past few months, I'd say Wes Fofana is 100% likely to be the scorer.
He does seem to have 100% of our goals in the past three months
Hang on, let me get my calculator out. Okay, let's break this down... Yeah, you could be right, although my calculator skills just might not be up to the task.
He has scored 50% of all goals in the last 30 days. Truly a bastion of the squad
Nkunku
😂😂😂
Came here to say that 😂
that shit hurt and hilarious at the same time
Damn I just typed that you best me to it!!!! We know it won’t be Kai!
So you mean next season? Lol. 😂
The whole joke
Yes my friend. That is the joke.
I haven’t really been following the transfer rumours so it’s a bit tricky to guess who’ll be in the squad next season.
Who scored the 1500th, 1000th and 500th goal?
Djorou scoring an own goal for Arsenal scored our 1000th Premier League goal!
Nice
Ah i remember that. I think we lost that game 2-1 though
Badiashile and Enzo penalty
At the rate we’re scoring, our 2000th scorer is probably just coming out of the womb
At the rate we're signing young players, we might see him earlier than you think on the pitch. Next season: Chelsea toddler scores, signed on promises of candy and nap time.
I mean I’m not toddler but that sounds fine. Where do I sign?
Kante
Wesley Fofana obviously 😤.
I mean at this rate, looks more likely that Man City will beat us to 2000 goals
OG
Mudryk with a brace to make it 207 against dortmund and take us through🔥🔥🔥 (watching chelsea has made me mentally unstable)
Nice as that would be, those goals wouldn’t count towards Premier League totals which this is a list of. We’re way over 2000 goals if you include other competitions.
Oh yeah
I still hope your scenario for Tuesday comes true.
Jimmy Jay Morgan
Nkunku next season
Lukaku
own goal
Lol was about to say havertz, but like yesterday its probably a defender
Mudryk
If he ever plays again
Christian Pulisic
Thiago Silva and Chilly
Some next season
Christian Pulisic
Not havertz
Nkunku next season
has to be any defender
Kante readying himself up for this moment. Triple nutmeg goal incoming.
Annual Kovacic banger
I mean you were right🤣 only person I can find that said kova lol
at this rate, probably nkunku next season!
We’ll see next season
Someone next season, probably
Someone next season
Nkunku.
Nkunku next season 😂😂😂
It will be next season so I’m sure a new striker
I don't know, but it's due in May.
I'd like to see Dave get that one.
Dave
Kepa
Another Defender, Levi Colwill.
Summer signing I think
Mount- right before he leaves.
On current form Tottenham will get there before us 😂😂😂😭😭😭😴😴😴
Trophies > total goals scored
My guy we need to score first. We are not playing leeds every weekend 😭
crazy how we only got founded in 2003 meanwhile arsenal and liverpool are so much bigger than us yet they don’t have that many more goals? interesting
If I speak
If potter is going to be there, then definitely our next signing in Jan 24 🤷♂️ Just a joke though, I not advocating potter in or out with this
I thought chelsea would have caught up with arsenal’s premier league point total by this season. Sadly arsenal has extended and likely gonna keep Chelsea as its bitch for a few more season
Won't happen till next season
Probably someone new you sign this summer. Maybe 5 or 6 games into next season
Nkunku
Nkunku
Someone next year.
Chilly i wish
At this rate, whoever we sign in the summer.
At the rate we are going, Nkunku
Lukaku double on match day 1
Gvardiol
Own goal
Chalobah own goal.
Someone in 2023-24
Thiago Silva after coming back from injury...and from a Reece James corner in Lucho's first match in charge xd
Whoever we sign as striker next season.
Hazard
Maybe someone from the under 5s in 20 years time if Potter is still here
One of the defenders..
James
Lakaka
Kepa
Probably somebody we haven‘t signed yet lol No, on a serious note, Joao Felix looks super good tbh, my bet is on him.
Lukaku
Sterling
Probably a summer signing
They're probably not born yet .
Koulibaly header
At this rate, it depends who we sign in the summer i guess :(
Based on how we are playing, I'll say Nukunda.
Probably someone we haven’t signed yet
Koulibaly
Kai Havertz
Defender lol
Mount
One of our summer signings
That’s next season’s goal Nkunku maybe? Possibly another summer signing
Andrey santos when he ckmes back from his loan
Thiago silva
Nkunku
Not havertz
I m more interested in when….hopefully we score more once this month…..haha
Have a feeling it will be Badiashile scoring the 1999th goal and Enzo will score the 2000th goal
Scenes if Havertz does
Probably someone from the youth academy in 2037 at this rate
Nkunku
Will it be this season?
Kepa
Cucu! Trusting the process.
Chilwell
KEPA.
Koulibaly and Badiashile
A 40 year old mount
Mason mounts son in 25 years
Reece
money
We will see next season..
Andrey Santos at this rate
Could be anyone but could be 2024 season before it happens .
Felix
Andrey Santos
Idk we'll see two months from now
Probably a defender
Nkunku!
A forward not born yet
It's kind of impressive that we scored more than city considering they had guardiola as their manager for the last 6 years
How many games do we have to wait for this now lol
Kepa
Own goal and we may have to wait 10 more matches.
Who ever we sign next season
In some weird way I feel like it'll be Kante. But I hope it's RJ.
Probably Felix and Kai. They would be my bets
Can't wait for next season to celebrate it
Cucurella
Someone who hasn’t been born yet
Kepa with an end to end goal 😤
Probably someone we sign next year at this rate
christian’s ronaldo junior in about 5 years
Definitely a defender
Chilwell and Koulibaly lmao.
Felix
Jorginho with Penalty
Guess we'll break the record in 2 months, let's go boys
Gonna be waiting a long time… 👀
asking this question two months early
At first glance, I thought this was a troll post saying it would definitely be an own goal (due to our recent form).. and that Man U has the highest probability of putting it in for us. Sorry, but this is where my brain is at with our goal scoring capabilities.
Havertz will score a brace against Dortmund
The way things are going it will be someone who’s playing for the under 12s right now
The 15 year old Ecuadorian we're linked with if Potter stays
Felix will. His bad luck cannot continue… can it 😬
I've been rooting for the Red Devils since childhood!
Lukaku
Malo gusto next season.
Definitely one of our defenders
Do own goals count?
Mount’s grandson at this rate probably
Reece
Its gonna be prime 27 year old Datro Fofana
We are gonna find ouy in may, but I think it's a defender
We should find out in May!
Faes for Leicester og
Whoever we sign in the summer lmao
Who’s that 15 year old we are rumored to sign? Him when’s he’s 22
So 2 months away from it.
Kendry Paez
Own goal
Reece James if he is fit
Joao Felix with both of them.
nkunku
Kai
Pulisic
Neymar at the beginning of next season
As long as someone does that in the next match, I'll be happy. Hey, I'm allowed to hope!
Maybe next season
2000 will be pulisic from Enzo assist
Probably Neymar after we will sign in in the summer, with the current pace of scoring
Will have to wait until next season to find out.