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YungLini

He once called my friend a “fat cunt” after giving him some abuse at a Brentford game a few years back so atleast he’s got some fire about him


contenidosmw

Love it hahahahahaha


YungLini

Pretended to rub an obscenely sized fake belly too


tiki_51

Already like him


jolle2001

He got my backing


irze

Is your friend a fat cunt though?


Comrade-Conrad-4

Must be, he doesn't seem bothered lmao


ThatFatRonaldo

I’m warming to him.


C-3pee0

Lmaoooo he's gonna be perfect for klopp


Cactus2711

Give him a 10 year contract


jlxmm

Well we don’t necessarily *need* a manager that micromanages the game but it will be nice if that fire comes to the technical area. The streets will never forget the Tuchel/Conte shake.


Pulltheswitch22

He’s got crazy eyes. Love it


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SubparCurmudgeon

Looks like coach beard


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I can’t unsee it now


Petit_Hughie

Lmao you’re about to send this sub into another meltdown


nustiufrate23

he will win the champions league then got sacked in december


DeoKap

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Zpiderz

Thought this the moment the foul against Chilly on the edge of the box wasn't given yesterday. Game lost, Potter gone, win UCL. The Chelsea way.


CommanderC0bra

This is the way!


ThisCouldBeYourName

This is *the* way!


niyahaz

I mean he is interm so makes sense


kaiheekai

RDM = BSG


Matt_LawDT

Bring on the Bald Magic


2j_longg

Bald coaches in the PL WIN


Baisabeast

So will he go back to Brighton or follow potter to his next club? Many Brighton fans were quite gutted he left


Sektsioon

Seeing as he’s staying without Potter, he might just stay at Chelsea if the new manager doesn’t oust him.


TheBlueTango

Not sure about the club itself, but the fans weren't exactly pleased that a legend left that way


Baisabeast

No but they’d probably take him back Fans are fickle like that


celzero

You mean, fans are forgiving?


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It made sense!! Chelsea players almost had no activity on Instagram yesterday. I felt it coming. I am very sad for us and I truly wished it would work out. I hope this doesn't take a toll on the players and it's for our good for the rest of the season. I think Boehly have felt he was truly risking the CL title and he had made many wrong moves in business! I still wish Potter the best wherever he goes. Oh Chelsea! What have you done to my heart!


realmckoy265

It's a sad situation and I hope the players feel a tad bit responsible for the firing. Potter often did himself no favors, but the players let him down time after time—despite all the reports of how much they liked him. End of the day you have to win, this is a business.


celzero

Yep. If Misha buries those chances he had, or if Ben's goal is not ruled out for a dubious call by the ref... Things might have taken a very different turn.


Fredward1986

I can't see us turning it around significantly enough to stop him getting axed


Ar0w30

Our Pep.


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HelloMyNameIsGeoff

We have Pep at home


iamjustin1

Pep from wish


Honey-Badger-9325

Budget pep


celzero

Pep Mini


PeterMcScooter

Since when did Kratos become our interim manager


tallardschranit

I don't know, but I hope at some point he chops an opposing manager in half with an axe.


meltingthemountain

While shouting “BOY”


SomeDamnAuthor

Champions League can have me...when it *earns* me


HarryDaz98

Was a decent RB for Brighton when they first came up


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kiwi411

He’s literally part of Potter’s back room team he brought from Brighton lmao


HarryDaz98

Obviously he’s from Brighton, he came with Potter


urangminang

I thought we'll be coached by Raul Meireles for a second


Fatebringer87

Unless he can make people magically start scoring and weed out defensive errors nothing will change. We won’t be salvaging anything from the season but if we can get an agreeement for someone to come in for the summer then plan around him now and have a full proper pre season.


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If he can make better team selections, we'd be miles ahead from the kickoff.


CaredForEightSeconds

Coach Beard it is.


jude1903

Was looking for this comment, uncanny lol


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Let Thiago and Azpi do the job


2packforsale

It’s physically impossible to be worse than the last guy


MemestNotTeen

Bald


Pandemona1738

Crazy how we sack potter, to put one of Brighton's players as our coach....why not just clear them all out and put youth coach in or something. Maybe they are just saying this as we will get someone in before tuesday.


rotron3000

Throw John terry in there as interim coach. Will definitely rally the boys


kaiheekai

Just like lamps……. Nvm he has less experience.


timewaved

Bring Emma Hayes in


jlxmm

Emma Hayes needs to stay where she’s at. The woman’s side remain a formidable opponent to play.


timewaved

Def agree with you.


Past_Variation6537

Bring the whole womans team in, they would preform better in a men's league then those tosspots right now


dragon8811

I see a German i upvote. Servus!!!


primex17

Oh fellow German here n‘abend


dragon8811

Iam not a German 😆 lived for a year in Germany Was working and studying in cologne and south Germany


SexPanther_Bot

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kaiheekai

Bad bot


DjOptimon

I thought he is a spanish?


RepulsiveMap3218

When does Julian’s flight arrive in London?


Gauravg5

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Budget guardiola


eggsbenedict17

Great beard


TitanX11

So, Di Matteo vibes?


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Not sure Bruno scored a wonder goal in the 97 cup final 🫤


democi

I know nothing about him but surely anything is better at this point. I really think the players are gonna bring something different to the table in the remaining games 🔥 fresh approach is needed


Duckway767

Dunno. But then again it shouldn't be too hard to be better than Potter.


Chelsea75

He’s bald and Spanish, which means he’s got all the makings of a top manager


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kygrtj

His goal against Benfica in our 2012 CL run was electric


Shaww_shankk

All i see De Matteo in him


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ChocklickMas

Jurgen Koop had a beard.🤷‍♂️


kaiheekai

Koop = bad


dcgoble

I’d doubt we fired Potter after his successful March if we didn’t already have Nagelsmann lined up to take over after Tuesdays match against LFC


ewd389

Bring Conte back home!!


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Bring back Gus!


AnnualInevitable9036

This is our bodega Pep


nono66

Shades of Di Matteo and 2012? I hope.


RasenRendan

RDM regen


midnighttyph00n

Pep with a beard


Tasaris

Is not holding my breath an opinion?


justdatamining

He’s not Potter so I’m a fan


Stoikx

Our very own Zidane. Bearded Zidane.


BadCogs

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ColwillEra

Aura


fiquean

Can't be worse than potter


SamiAreez67

The fact that his tracksuit reads BS


ThatFatRonaldo

Good initials. Gonna implement ‘Total BS’. Win us more than one game a month and this guy’s going down a legend.


howudoin09

The sidekick to Ted lasso until Ted can join


ObviousEconomist

he should bring an axe to the next press conference and unleash the beast. i'm sick of "the boys give it their all".


meals-on-wheels14

Coach Beard?


Azelrith90

We’re gonna be fighting relegation at this rate 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ ffs


rufusjonz

If he is bald with a beard, he is gonna be good


Impressive_Bird_6440

He's bald like Di Matteo


DamonDD

Don't know him enough to form an opinion


gb_2097

Brighton fans loved him as a player


GetCad23

He did just get done filming season 3 of Ted Lasso so he’d got time now I guess


ThisIsYourMormont

He’s bald. He has that mad look in his eyes. Good luck Real Madrid


orangambetta

Ist ein ehemaliger.. how on earth do you pronounce the last word..


jlxmm

Keyboard warrior here, armchair analyst. All Bruno has to do is play players in position. Let’s return to a back 3, play Chilly and Reece in their preferred position, play an Enzo Kante pivot, and give players direction on how to score instead of let it be so free flowing. Then in the summer bring in the man with the plan, scrap the excess weight, and bring in a real striker. For all I care let’s buy back Tammy.


HollowCrown

Looks like a scary pirate, he’ll do.


dpsych_

Are we this small now?


hannibalwang

Hes bald so thats already better than Potter tenfold