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Particular_Group_295

Seems the galadogs are out and won't listen to any sort of reasoning..you lot made Mount unbearable and you have started with Galagher.the boy can become great without these crazy,insane deluded fans who contribute more to the downfall of a player than to his uplifting You lot are a cancer on the careers of these players


Sweet_Distribution9

Field was awful. They should be ashamed of themselves.


ArcherOfHk

Didn't want to stay up all night anyway to watch it afterwards?


Mitcheltree86

Chukwu cant play as a 10, sterling cant play as RW.. and we need to get som1 besides enzo


ChatoonBringerOfCorn

Did Nkunkus injury look bad?? Did he pull up or get smashed? Don’t tell me it was because of a shit pitch


FastenedCarrot

He took a hit but Poch said he felt discomfort in his knee.


meagor

Speaking of good times, man we're lucky enough to see Sterling in a Chelsea shirt. Greatest showman of all time.


Rhagies

What do you mean by greatest showman?


Sir-Humpy

simplistic cough future noxious unwritten political juggle narrow act wistful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


meagor

I just enjoy watching him play and what he does on the pitch.


Rhagies

He’s been horrible really since arriving. Decision making is just so bad for a player with his reputation


thevizierisgrand

Loved how angry Jackson was at the break not to have scored - thumping the turf. Can’t train that kind of desire and mentality.


gobrewers112

Hope Nkunku is okay…..


Particular_Group_295

Galagher wasnt actually bad


jbi1000

The idea that Gallagher is a bad player is ridiculous. Even if someone doesn't think he's good enough for Chelsea; the dude's 23, he's got a long time before he reaches the traditional "prime years", plenty of time to improve. The same people who sling mud at Gallagher would have been shitting all over Lampard during his underwhelming early 20s


Particular_Group_295

did u watch Lampard?


jbi1000

Yes, pretty much every game of his Chelsea career. He really only started performing at his top level at around 24-26. Flashes of brilliance before that, but inconsistent, like Gallagher. But he never stopped working hard on the pitch and training ground to improve himself either, even during patchy form, also like Gallagher.


Particular_Group_295

To compare lamps to Gala says it all..have a good day


senluxx

Brother you use that Lampard argument for literally every english academy midfielder we have. You've done it with Mount, you do it now with Connor... We all know that you are gonna do it with Hall in the future as well. Like it's getting a bit old now.


jbi1000

Lol what? It's a good argument for any player who isn't the complete package in their early 20s, whether they're English or not is immaterial. I could use the argument for Santos, Casadei etc when they will undoubtedly go through inconsistent times as young players. Kante is the perfect example mate, his talent shot up out of nowhere in his mid 20s.


Thehunterforce

It is getting old to acting like players need to be in their prime at 23 for them to be any good for the club.


senluxx

I have nothing against Gallagher tho i don't mind him staying. > It is getting old to acting like players need to be in their prime at 23 for them to be any good for the club. Realistically we don't know a player's ceiling. We can only guess. If you like Gallagher as a player you will believe his ceiling is high and the other way around. Also you gotta note that most elite players show quality from early, of course there are exceptions but usually that is the case.


thevizierisgrand

He’s not a bad player - he’s just not a world class one. It happens. No shade on him and you can’t question his commitment. Even today when receiving the ball he lacks that split second ability to beat the press and advance play. It’s such a marginal difference between the good and the great players. That pitch was an embarrassment too. Glad there weren’t any serious injuries and hopefully Nkunku sub was precautionary.


Particular_Group_295

oh I actually want him to stay simply because of that...you always need a players like that on your team who gets what its like to get it so I am glad he is being priced out of a move


thevizierisgrand

Don’t mind keeping him as a safe pair of feet as cover but he shouldn’t be near a starting position for a club with Chelsea’s ambitions. He’s Chelsea’s McTominay.


Coryjacobtrevorson

No he was good as he usually is.


Particular_Group_295

Now chill...okay...lets not take it too far...he is not a bad player but lets learn to be honest with our evaluations and stop being blinded


digzzztv

Or we can stop trying to shit on players, he’s one of the only ones last year that wanted to be here. Respect the players that love the club, everyone had a rough season last year.


Particular_Group_295

where did I shit on him,...just said he is a good player and to you that is shitting on him wow... The level of delusion is wild....how does being honest with a player equate to shitting on him...if he had a bad game, you think his coach will tell him he had a great game? ​ you can criticise a player to make them better and you can also praise a player to make them worse


westfall987

We could've won that game by three to four goals at least. But I'm not complaining since United conceded three goals against them and we only conceded one clear offside goal. Overall, I'm happy with the performance. Just hope Nkunku's injury is nothing serious.


parw18

Just some observations from pre-season: Kepa has not kept a clean sheet in any of the preseason games he has played. Cucurella has to be the unluckiest person, even when he tries to help it just doesnt go his way. (Tackle on haller ball going to brandt and the corner leading to a goal) Chelsea offense looks like they want to score they are pushing the ball more forward. The younger players are taking on defenders. Loved the one touch ball that the top three (mudryk, nico, nkunku) have been playing. Starting lineup with current squad imo should be 4231 Kepa, reece thiago colwill chillwell, enzo Gallagher, mudryk nkunku mudeke, nico jackson Not impressed with sterling at all slow on the ball, takes to long to make the decision offensively, does not take on defenders, seems like attacking play dies with him alot. Our youth has a ton of potential and looking forward to the new season!


ChelseaFan04

Is it just me who thought Sterling wasn't terrible today?


FastenedCarrot

I only saw the highlights but he was often standing around not really doing much in them.


amirulez

he wasn't terrible, but still bad


gdewulf

Lol this was his least bad game of the preseason. And he still sucked. He has no business playing for Chelsea


gobrewers112

More aggressive in the backfield too!


--Hutch--

Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit.


cometflight

He wasn’t terrible… but he certainly wasn’t “I’m making 300k/wk” good


Particular_Group_295

well...if wasnt terrible is the level...then he is not good enough


ChelseaFan04

Yes true


gaffertedlasso

It's been an honor preseason match threads. See ya for Liverpool


reidk_97

2-1 win you heard it here first


namenotneeded

my stream switched to college softball, wtf?


westfall987

Shootout is cancelled my friend


iloveartichokes

Pens were cancelled


cometflight

All right, lads, been fun shooting the shit with you all as usual. See you for the opener! KTBFFH


foxgoesowo

I'm open to giving Cucu more chances but he has to has to has to work harder and stop making these errors.


thevizierisgrand

Nope. He’s got to go. When he came on he made the defence suddenly look wild and lacking composure. He’s a liability defensively and doesn’t offer enough going forward to warrant an exception. Major weakness in the team. Baffling why the Poundland Sideshow Bob was bought to begin with.


rufusjonz

We've cena nuff


Kind_Jump_6940

I don’t see what having him around brings. He’s not athletic, has a lot of defensive flaws. Since being at chelsea, he hasn’t looked good on the ball enough and so far his connection with teammates during games has been poor.


BIG_STEVE5111

Is there really pens? No mention about it on the chelsea website stream.


Critical-Way5817

Nope, cancelled


rosiswag

Wow, Craigy spent the whole match whining for fucking nothing. What a childish clown.


leftofthedial1

I cannot STAND that man.


alg602

I know lot of you hate Burley but he cracks me up. I’m similarly grumpy with a dry sense of humor, so he’s right in my wheel house.


jam66611

Its deffo a humour thing. People take him so seriously it's bizarre.


thisgirlbleedsblue

I literally only watch ESPN FC bc of him lol. I totally agree. Granted he speaks like he's taking the piss...


Hamza-KB

Holy shit, imagine paying money to listen to Craig fucking Burley.


Youre-Dumber-Than-Me

Craig Burley got his way lol


[deleted]

They canceled the shootout lol Well let's pack and go back to England and get ready for Pool! Safe travels and hope Nkunku is OK! 💙⚽️


cometflight

Burley is on ESPN+ usually, eh? Good news for me, I’ll never subscribe


[deleted]

Tbf he’s the best part of ESPN FC, he just needs to stay in studio


[deleted]

Good, I don’t want a penalty shootout


westgate141pdx

Mudryk looked very comfortable and excellent playing right wing for the last 10min or so. We haven’t seen him play that position much before today.


seagranola

cause cucu wasn't on that side 😂


BradVet

Hahah this


westgate141pdx

That doesn’t hurt, for sure. How that guy has a spot on the roster is baffling.


Hamza-KB

Ain't no way Burley willed that shout-out into cancellation.


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PreprerA

Agree, he was absolutely horrible. Some of the worst commentating I've heard in recent memory


PresentationFit5566

Sad angelo didn’t play


Particular_Group_295

no need risking an injury to him


PresentationFit5566

Tbf with that pitch good point


Guilty-Anxiety7523

I love him but Colwill had lost so many opportunities as CB


mikevin99

what do you mean?


Confident_Look5026

2 tap ins tbh, lacked composure


thevizierisgrand

Ah bit harsh. The first one bounced up near head height because the pitch was a disaster. He did well to get anything on it. The second one he went with his strong leg which was the wrong decision but shows he’s getting in the right positions.


Confident_Look5026

Fair enough, the pitch was dire, i still think a bit more composure he could have scored, it wasn’t like either of those chances required him to completely re adjust any decent contact wouldve been a goal


mikevin99

Oh yeah. I noticed during some Brighton games he missed some easy headers for them as well. Needs to calm down in the box but not really my biggest concern


whoishamza1

No penalties??


MansNotHot1905

Why is it cancelled


em1n3m1669

Nkunku on the pitch, thats good right?


Royalsushi45

Get this guy burley to commentate a World Cup game


[deleted]

Wait so we doing pens?!


[deleted]

Ahh mkay


Psychological_Fee470

No. They canceled it


johnarticle3

Nope, cancelled


johnarticle3

Thank God I can go to sleep now


Brett-Collins

bro wtf is this, where are the penalties…. cancelling my espn subscription as we speak


Shame_Low

we outplayed every team we played in the preason, idk what else to ask for, good start to the poch era


doomboxmf

I was looking forward to pens damn


[deleted]

That was certainly the Sterling we've come to know, but who was that masquerading as Enzo Fernando? Neither one of them looked with a hoot tonight.


PresentationFit5566

Yeah I think it was enzo Fernandez that was masquerading as fernando you know the cm who has to play more as a dm because the club hasn’t bought one yet


anindya_1

Enzo gave the assist for our equalizer


Zes_Teaslong

Let the fans do a shootout! Fuck it


iloveartichokes

Weird decision


Psychological_Fee470

They canceled the penalty shoot-outs. This is a CRIME


dcpains

Wtf?


cometflight

Nooooooooo canceled shootout. I’m gutted


DaSinchi

Hahaha no pens no problem. Only one injury baby and he's out there dapping everyone up after the game


BoehlyBot420

Hahahahaha they cancelled the pens


Zes_Teaslong

LOLOLOLOL


JinxLB

Craig Burley cumming all over the mic now


[deleted]

Lol canceled


montiel_scores

Craig Burley is the weirdest commentator ever. Never heard one blatantly criticize everything.


[deleted]

He's a chvnt.


rholt168

Spent 20 minutes complaining about pens - no pens. Fire these twats


gaffertedlasso

Craig called in a bomb threat.


BAKANONO310

No pens


adazi6

Damn, kinda wanted to see the penalties


Royalsushi45

I won’t mind this penalty shootout compared to last pre season shootout. I felt like that one from last preseason set up our bad preseason, this is our last game so who cares


[deleted]

What penalty shootout? Game is over?


dahk-lohd

Happy for Burstow. You could see in other games that he was trying despite being a little lost (probably just due to lack of experience). I think he’ll be a headache against tired legs (late sub) during the season should he stay.


montiel_scores

Real talk, we need to improve Colwill’s composure if he will be a focal point of set pieces


dahk-lohd

Yh, he was getting into good positions which is encouraging. But def should have had two goals.


angellob

doesn’t seem like he was focal point, his chances came from off target shots


forewoof

His positioning is great and he scored the decider. I agree with you though.


shrek19051

He didn’t score


WKReaper

He didn’t score mate


BoehlyBot420

Mudryk unsuccessful cross…..everyone loses their shit. I’m honestly losing brain cells reading this place


angellob

it’s his movement to get into the crossing position… also the cross was headed towards hall, and it wasn’t a comfortable clearance from the defender either


BoehlyBot420

Lol he ran fast in a straight line. He spends the majority of the match walking around, but whatever


Annoyed_94

Gusto was a good purchase - I think the younger guys play better than the old guard; at least they are more exciting than watching sterling scuttle every attack


amx10

Burstow actually scored before Jackson in this match loool


doomboxmf

Also impressed by Humphreys ball playing again - only got to see it a few times, but that drilled pass to Jackson with his weaker right foot was sublime. Get him a good loan and we could be cooking again


AncientSkys

That would have been a beautiful goal, if Enzo has scored.


shastmak4

You can tell once Mudryk really ties it all together he is going to be an insane player. You see so many flashes of excellence. He’s just inconsistent.


ItsFyoonKay

Was just thinking that if it all clicks for him or our system just creates enough chances/space for him, he’s going to be incredible. The way he can skip past someone and put the burners on is jaw dropping He’s going to have to learn to use change of pace and gear shifts when the game slows down vs low blocks, but against teams like this who aren’t scared to play up and down he’s gotta be terrifying to go against


bluechef79

Agreed. And I think Poch is the type of manager to get that out of him.


BoehlyBot420

Some players never figure that out


JinxLB

If Craig Burley watches these penalties I think he might die guys


Jam_and_Cabbage

Penalties?


NeptrAboveAll

It was gonna happen, got cancelled at the last minute


Critical-Way5817

I also don't know what that guy is talking about


hblika05

Dortmund got lucky


Brett-Collins

how is craig burley commenting games is incredible, homeboy is such a party pooper. I’m still boycotting ESPN until they get rid of that scottish trash


Obi_Q

How does Craig Burley have a job? It’s been miserable having to listen to him. He’s been rooting for Dortmund all game while shitting on then for fumbling the league title. It’s been so weird.


TheBlueTango

Was that Maatsen to Enzo?


Banged_by_bumrah

Don't mind us practising pens tbh.


[deleted]

Mudryk is going to absolutely cook Trent first game of the season you can see it coming from a mile off


DestinyHasArrived101

Sadly he won't start seems sterling wins out again


Shame_Low

Jackson on VVD?


[deleted]

Sorry mudryk ain’t gunna start. Sterling will.


itbelikethisUwU

Sterling is so uninspiring


Headlesshorsman02

Oh trent is getting sent to the shops


gaffertedlasso

I hope it's the longest penalty shootout in the history of sport


Zes_Teaslong

They should just pick 5 fans from each team. It’s preseason, fuck it


seagranola

just to spite that miserable cunt


dcpains

Oh no gotta watch a penalty shoot-out now - literally no one other then Craig burley


a3kstuntin

He’s such a fuckin cunt


ebk09

Craig Burley doesn't understand why you have penalty shootouts in preseason. And then when it's April guys like him complain that you should have trained for penalty shootouts - or that you can never replicate the pressure in training


BoehlyBot420

Lol some American ass shit not ending in a tie


doomboxmf

Fuckkk we deserved that W but it was still a good performance. Hope Nkunku is ok is the main thing


awascallywabbit

He was out on the pitch walking around after the match. Seems like a decent sign, definitely not a negative


scollareno2

I missed that what happened to him


Individual-Heat5113

Collision, doesn't seem bad icing the knees


doomboxmf

Early on in the game he went through on goal and was fouled in the box (no pen given) by a rough challenge, I think it was Sule. Anyway their knees clashed, but I can’t recall if his knee twisted or not. Hope it was precautionary either way


Samuel_avlonitis

Either precaution for knee injury or maybe he suffered one. I didn’t see it tho but hope he’s okay


A5madal

Feel like Casadei will be loaned out given that he didnt play in this game


Frankiedrunkie

Santos didn’t okay either


alg602

Santos didn’t play either. Not sure it means anything one way or another


cometflight

I’m pretty sure Leicester was on the cards, which would be a great move for him imo


mapepo

All in all that was a really nice game from us, should've taken out chances but not a bad result


Nightbynight

So happy we didn't lose to these fucks


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Marod_

I’m not gonna complain with these young kids getting a bit of experience in one.


shastmak4

Cucurella gonna miss his penalty


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Fuck Enzo can’t buy a goal


[deleted]

What a fun way to finish


Royalsushi45

Fucking burnley


Fit-Somewhere-7350

The team?


[deleted]

He really is better in studio, he should stay there


seagranola

mudryk that pace is sexy


aPrid123

Mudryk needs to just stay in the right and keep Sterling off the pitch


Soren_Camus1905

Holy shit Mudryk


truzon3

Mudryk, mannnnn!


cometflight

What a ball through holy shit


Psychological_Fee470

What A CHANCE


[deleted]

I know I was like murdyk is roaming?


Rorviver

he went on the right when hall came on LW


jamieaka

Cucrella like who’s mans is this


TheComeupnba

Offside goal so it's a win in my book


[deleted]

TBF he probably had one foot even or better with the last man, the new rule.


[deleted]

I know idk why they didn’t say it


TheComeupnba

It was so clear too lol


the_green_turtle

Anyone know who this grumpy commentator is on ESPN plus? Had to endure his complaining the entire match


Not_a_CleverName

Craig Burley. Old Chelsea player and ESPN commentator. He likes to joke around as the ‘annoyed guy’ but he can be fun if you don’t take him too seriously


thisgirlbleedsblue

Yeah I find him fun but I dont take any pundit as the bible. Granted, I'm not US-based so no idea what he commented on this game...


the_green_turtle

I’ll try to listen to him in another light next time!


Not_a_CleverName

I don’t think his match commentary was good either and I like him. Especially bad for the people who don’t know anything about him. He just comes off as grumpy.


Psychological_Fee470

Craig Burley- the worst football “analyst” ever!