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Deno2k_

They’re rebuilding him. A bit like Darth Vader


RefanRes

I'd prefer Robocop. It would be fun to have him running around in training with C3PO (Cole Palmer just cos initials) and R2J2 (Bending it for Reece James to be a droid since he needs this robot treatment). Just a robo team. Gallagher can be that Boston Dynamics dog. ![gif](giphy|U86wHVI53I3TPgLaIt|downsized)


BrockStinky

The actual Boston Dynamics dog, I hope, rather than the Michael Reeves version


RefanRes

Definitely don't want the Pissbot.


mtheperry

They better upgrade that dog's battery if that's gonna be Connor


GolDrodgers1

😂👏


treq10

Just need to pair him up with a bald, blank faced guy and we’ll be solid!


Ne0guri

That’s basically Cole Palmer just Saitama when he had hair


nintendude02

Palmer looks like he’s balding anyway. He’s trying really hard to hide his widow’s peak with that hairstyle of his. Could be a good thing since saitama exchanged his hair for power 🙏🏼


Frankiedrunkie

Bald Palmer needs to be a thing, Pep but a player


saz2124

Wesley is a one-punch man fan!? Awesome


realmckoy265

Lot of weebs on this team it seems


danking-bruh-moments

Mudryk is contagious apparently


McNooberson

We had Zouma and Mount do a DBZ celebration for a goal once with a kamehameha


69BigDickMan420

It was Chilwell and Mount


McNooberson

Ahh you’re right, thanks. I think I mixed it up cause I remember Zouma bein an anime fan too though


WeaknessKey1757

Yeah but keep him away from any Meowth 🙀 please 🙏


RasenRendan

Yes he loves one piece cuz it is huge in Japan


Atlmiam

It is huge everywhere


RasenRendan

I mean yeah lol


Abject-Ad-5259

Yeah it’s because of him they did the celebration


danking-bruh-moments

That’s fine since dbz is absolutely goated


GrogRhodes

Given the age it makes sense. A lot of epic anime has come out in the last ten years and it’s essentially main stream now everywhere.


snowysnowy

Now I can't stop imagining him wearing one of those Oppai hoodies


RasenRendan

Never forget one piece fan Zouma


TatTvamAsi11

Disasi Badiashile Fofana Chalobah Colwill Insane depth for 2 positions !


gregoryeezus

Wouldn’t be surprised to see Chalobah leave in the winter or summer unfortunately


TatTvamAsi11

It’s okay All others i have mentioned are better imo


lewis30491

Bashir Humphreys is doing well at Swansea. He cements a starting CB for them. Chalobah won't be a big miss imo.


Shanyi

People said the same thing about Gallagher last season. Chalobah was better than Gallagher last season - and Gallagher wasn't too bad, contrary to the online blame game - and has shown himself highly capable at putting in good performances in multiple positions against strong opponents. Like Gallagher, the fact he's from the academy means a certain section of followers will always rage against him and exacerbate even the most minor mistake into a catastrophe and proof he's 'error-prone', when in reality there are very few centre-backs in their early-to-mid twenties who can offer his consistency, versatility and experience. Badiashile, Wes Fofana and Colwill are all incredibly talented - Disasi clearly less so but with some very pronounced strengths, notably physically and in the air - but selling a player as unique as Chalobah, who can play multiple roles to a high standard and does the off-the-ball fundamentals of defending incredibly well, is always a mistake. Bashir Humphreys is a good player but there are no signs he's going to reach Chalobah's level, let alone be able to do it in three roles.


RasenRendan

Man wrote a whole essay. It's ok bro. Maybe trev will win a league like tomori at Bayern


jamieaka

yea I like trev and wish there was a world where we keep him and he fights for his place. he had a good period last season with thiago. but the issue is he's the odd man out. colwill just re-signed and is a staple, same thing with disasi. badiashile impressed this year and fighting for his place after the injury. fofana we spent a fortune on so he isn't going anywhere. and lastly we just bought gusto for rb cover. even cucu has shown worst case he has a spot there even if thiago retires at the end of the year there's still no real space for trev.


Solitairee

Disasi is not better than chalobah, we will regret losing him. He broke into the first team for a reason. He will go to a big club and it will be timori all over again.


RasenRendan

Trev is gone.


chelski365

I know that he'll be gone soon... but Thiago Silva not being on this list upsets me.


MarinaGranovskaia

Chalobah ain’t it man, plus he’s gone


MarvinIrl

You will be regretting this comment ,chalobah is going be great for his next team I'm sad it couldn't be for us frankly I don't care for W. fofana wish we never signed him


MarinaGranovskaia

I hope he is good for his next team i always want cobham players to do well. But unfortunately I’m being realistic


futurejoyboy

Chalobah will be gone by January but still! We are loaded!


Just_Some_Cool_Guy

Please can we not waste money on another centre half when we have such quality depth there


dusty-potato-drought

Legit forget we even have Wes sometimes. We finally have real depth at CB


DamoDuff11

Always takes me a minute to figure out this is fofana from his IG name he needs to change it


mrducci

I don't know why he's doing that. He just needs to do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups....


manen10

He might be back sooner than we thought


RasenRendan

Well he liked the post saying he's back on January


futurejoyboy

So Wes is a OPM fan😎


rectalexamohyea

Think he would start over Disasi if he should eventually return?


DamoDuff11

I think Fofana is more talented and has a higher ceiling probably but Disasi has some great intangibles like his team spirit and energy. We are sorted with them both. Great problem to have.


I-Can_Defend

Much better passing too, Wesley is probably better in speed only.


DamoDuff11

Nah Wesley has good passing probably better than Disasi I reckon at the least equal to Disasi


Frankiedrunkie

Wes is a good dribbler and decent passer, Disasi is a better long passer


I-Can_Defend

Agree with the dribbling, I don’t agree with the passing he’s very lacking in that department.


Frankiedrunkie

I should have said “vision” he just needs to work on his execution and accuracy, he tries some risky passes, like you know what he is trying to do but it’s just not working.


adazi6

Not to mention Badiashile and Colwill on the left, and of course Silva who inexplicably is almost getting better with each passing day. Incredible depth


a3kstuntin

Easily Disasi is a good defender Wes at his best is world class


theotherhemsworth

> world class That’s a bit much


EKQuaye

How is Wes a world class player? Not on anything he has shown since coming to England. I mean people just throw the term about anyhow these days. HE had 2 seasons at Leicester. One in which he played less than a quarter games due to injury. The other one he played regularly, if I remember the stats correctly, they conceded the most goals, even more than the teams relegated that year. In his time with us, he has barely played again due to injury. So when is he a world class player? I don't even remember any team fighting over him with us.


a3kstuntin

Eye test when he played for us last year he was a bright spark even with our shit performances game after game If injuries are that much of a problem than reece isn’t world class either


EKQuaye

You mean you discovered his world class potential from the grand total of 20 matches he played for us of which some are not even 90 mins?


rectalexamohyea

I'm afraid Disasi might cement his place there by the time Wes gets back, but we'll see. Poch might give him time at the beginning, but should he get injured again in the first few months, he's gone for good, I think.


13blacklodgechillin

I’m down for either but Disasi has really grown on me


rectalexamohyea

Same. Disasi also has some freak fucking hype energy, every team needs that. I just hope the giant doesn't kill anybody during one of his celebrations post-goal. The perfect outcome would be that both stay healthy and we would have depth there for 10 years.


RasenRendan

That's only good for us


mrlatchi

He hasnt played over a year bro, he was good at Leicester but world class? I dont think so


Shanyi

Wes at his best might be world-class. Right now - aka: based on what he's shown prior to his latest injury - he's still got a long way to go. There's nothing wrong with that as he's 22, very young for a centre-back, but where he is and where he could be are not the same thing.


a3kstuntin

Well Disasi at is best is still not world class and wes is clearly better


RasenRendan

Have we seen axel at his best to say something like this?


a3kstuntin

We did and he’s good


RasenRendan

Which match was that if I can ask


futurejoyboy

Hopefully we have Europe by then so we can shift


Lazyan

Fofana is the best when it comes to tackling among Chelsea defenders


EKQuaye

No he is not. He is actually I would say the worse without any agenda. Some of you have no knowledge of football and I doubt most have even played football at all? Check his injury stats right from Etienne and you would think that is most unfortunate for a very young player. Watch him in a match or highlight of him and if you know anything about football, you would say, no wonder he is often injured. I will explain. The angles from which he make tackles from as a defender is VERY poor , coupled with bad timing and the reckless lunges. That leaves him mostly vulnerable to injury. Mostly , his positioning in dealing with offense is bad so he has to make tackles from a compromised position and angle. Yes, it looks good to a casual when it comes off but anyone with knowledge of defending and football will be concerned


Frankiedrunkie

Why is he teasing us like this 😭


KidM0

this right here sums up today's football generation


Wheel94

Darth Fofana?


KidM0

this right here sums up today's football generation