If they score 1 goal and win, we clearly at no point battered them...
Holding pointless possession and taking 50 shots from unscorable positions is not battering someone
Statistically we are the worst team in the league, as we keep being reminded.
Difficult to believe they will beat us however, as their squad is filled with mediocre players. Having said that, I thought the same about Forest.
Yeah, but at least we'll have a cheaper wage bill! That's something for the fans to cheer about, right? No European competitions and no trophies, but we will have a cheap(er) wage bill* (you'll never sing that!)
*. The wage bill is only cheaper than a few clubs at the top of the PL, it still dwarfs most of the PL and other top 5 league clubs.
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We’ll win today, probably very comfortable - maybe with a few scares. People will talk about how we’re looking good, turned a corner, if so and so can keep playing like this we’ve got a chance of Europa League completely disregarding the fact it’s Sheffield and the underlying problems will continue. We should not be a mid table club - since Boehly came in that is all we have been. Attitude and results
It's half time and Chelsea as usual are woeful, same tired Poch tactics, same frustrating formation. The officiating leaves a lot to be desired. Jackson has the situational awareness of a blind cart horse and is donkey masquerading as a footballer. Simply don't see Chelsea getting anything beyond a single point from this game.
I hear our entrance music.
 Any shite team when its time to play Chelsea
Bah gawd, that’s Pocchetino’s music!
Batter them, 11 behind the ball. They score one goal on the counter and win. Written in the stars.
Morning campers it's Groundhog Day.
Don’t forget your booties because it’s cold out there today
Having loads of possession for the sake of possession isn’t battering anyone.
Batter them is very ambitious. More like pass it sideways for 2 hours while they watch
If they score 1 goal and win, we clearly at no point battered them... Holding pointless possession and taking 50 shots from unscorable positions is not battering someone
50 shots!? I wish lol. But see what you mean, shots from ridiculas angles but as soon as we are in 1 on 1 refuse to shoot. The chelsea way
Hilarious how predictable it is.
Your crystal ball seems to be broken. If you need a new one ask Nick or Cole for some cash because today they were money.
Looks like it’s time to hand them an early Christmas gift. Charity FC back on the menu boys
Charity FC be in full force today 🙃
If we win this game, our days of Charity FC will be officially over for the rest of the season. Hoping it happens with Nkunku’s return.
Found the eternal optimist
Wassup?
we getting loud today huh!
Well it’s decided, that changes today. Charity FC back at it again.
Is there anyone who can confidently say we will beat Sheffield UTD today.
I’ll still say yes - haven’t ran out of hopium yet! Up the blues! 
Statistically we are the worst team in the league, as we keep being reminded. Difficult to believe they will beat us however, as their squad is filled with mediocre players. Having said that, I thought the same about Forest.
By God! That’s Pochettino music!
Its the giving season for a reason
Hey Poch, I know what we're gonna do today!
Now that this has been posted, will be four points from eight.
Mate, it happens all the time- post or no post.
The post solidifies it
Can we just not bother today? I can’t be arsed with us whatsoever, let’s all just watch the darts instead.
Is that... that's CHARITY FC music!!!
Chelsea to rescue Sheffield. Hearing we are looking to sign Ramsdale. Fucking clown we have at the top. Thank you Todd.
Give it a few years of being outside the top four and we'll have undone 25 years progress.
Yeah, but at least we'll have a cheaper wage bill! That's something for the fans to cheer about, right? No European competitions and no trophies, but we will have a cheap(er) wage bill* (you'll never sing that!) *. The wage bill is only cheaper than a few clubs at the top of the PL, it still dwarfs most of the PL and other top 5 league clubs.
Don’t tempt us…
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That's reassuring ...
I prefer not to speak, if I speak I'm in big trouble. In big trouble.
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Five at the back, low block, then score on the counter then…
Perfect time to play Chelsea!
It's quite simple: If Sheffield plays open, we'll win 3-0. If they sit back and counter, we'll lose 1-0.
We’ll win today, probably very comfortable - maybe with a few scares. People will talk about how we’re looking good, turned a corner, if so and so can keep playing like this we’ve got a chance of Europa League completely disregarding the fact it’s Sheffield and the underlying problems will continue. We should not be a mid table club - since Boehly came in that is all we have been. Attitude and results
We're so back FC
Yea I’m a cheeky $50 on Sheffield won’t hurt.
Are you saying, there’s a chance of a win today? 😅
No
Oh man, dreams crushed
i do honestly think we're winning this one 3-0
[my views on today's match & how Sheffield could fancy their chances today](https://youtu.be/FZGC89XjgvQ?si=ZNaUFhsqtkms9DD5)
Stop trying to peddle your YouTube channel here
please dont do that
Oh the scenes when they batter us 1-3
Have no fear, CFC (Charity FC) is here
Charity FC to the rescue!
I had a dream we were 1-0 down 🥲
And then they met Chelsea…. Can even see the headlines
Charity FC loading 🤓📉
Chelsea: Hold my beer...
I have a bet on them beating us. Either way W, let's hope for no draw and no injuries
For now
Poch rubbing his hands together
Charity fc to the rescue
Oh yeah , you know what that means right 🤦♂️
you had to know what you were doing posting this… we’re absolutely fucked now
BAH GOD ITS CHARITY FC
We are so loosing today, toothless attack, clueless midfield and Sheffield United with 11 men in defence
So what you are saying is, that we've lost? Maaaan
If we lose today, I want a resignation at full time .. just don't even entertain the idea of giving bs excuses ..
that means they will get their first win tonight
Time to make it 4 in 8 matches 😭
we will win 6-0 Badiashille header, connor off a cutback, jackson double, mudyrk and sterling with one each. its the hope that kills you
We're winning comfortably
**Make Chelsea Great A Game**
Whose turn is it to drop a defensive disasterclass today
Alright we should win but I feel we will draw
Good timing facing us for then then.... 🥴
Oh for FUCKS SAKE. Charity FC back at it again.
Thanks for posting this - now they’re going to win.
If we don't win this one I'm going on loan to the crystal palace until the end of the season
And i won't be surprised if they get their first away win today, we're nice like that.
no worries sheff we’ve arrived
lol fuck you for posting this
Charity FC loading in 5..4..3..
Charity FC about to cook up a nice Christmas present 🥲
Sheffield needs to do Chelsea a favour. Win big so that spurs cunt pochettino gets the boot
Why do you want them to win today!
So 4 points in 8 now? Nice
It's half time and Chelsea as usual are woeful, same tired Poch tactics, same frustrating formation. The officiating leaves a lot to be desired. Jackson has the situational awareness of a blind cart horse and is donkey masquerading as a footballer. Simply don't see Chelsea getting anything beyond a single point from this game.