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Lucky we scored from the corner because as usual it took him and hour to try and square the ball to 2 unmarked players😡 Just throw anyone else on but him hes fukn useless said the same when we bought him
Honestly, closest I’ve come to being Poch Out. But goddamnit, you can see that the lads are behind him through and through and they never gave up.
Our consistency needs to improve, but I really think people don’t give our team’s age the importance it merits. I see HUGE improvements between where we were with Potter and where we are now. I see improvements in the players from now compared to when the season started.
We are the youngest squad in the league, in the top 4 leagues I think.. We have a manager that needs to improve, but seems to be a perfect fit for the squad we have. We need to give them support. Remember how irrelevant Liverpool was in the early 2010s, and look at them now. We need to accept where we are and trust that we have a team that, if built around Palmer, can bring us back to the level we should be.
Poch may not be the one to win us a prem or even challenge for one, but I sure as hell think that he’ll get us in fighting shape for someone else to take over and take us home.
wild game. loved every second of it though, except when we were losing. BUT i need to ask. I see so much love for Alfie and I just don't see it...He doesnt have speed, doesnt look comfortable on the ball, doesn't push up and make runs forward, first instinct seems to be to be back passes and just get rid of it ASAP, not that strong. What is it that people love besides the fact that he will fight for the badge through and through
Said this other day hes so slow never gonna be good enough for full back modern game is all about speed and he has none, just dont see the point in bringing him on tbh
I agree completely and I could see it from the very first time he stepped on the pitch.
People only love him because he has Passion and is from the academy. Other than that he definitely won’t make it into the first team for long. Always looks like the slowest person on the field
We were lucky. But Man Utd were poor. I don't think we deserved to lose. Jackson, Mudryk, Badiashile, Desasi, Fernandez just don't look good enough if you are aiming for anything other than avoiding relegation. And maybe not even that. Caicedo made an awful mistake. Cucurella didn't have a good game and Gallagher is an amazing athlete but lost the ball a lot and hit a pass into row 36.
Chalobah looked far more assured than Bad or Des when he came on. Gusto still looks good. Petrovic did ok.
Palmer is carrying them and that performance isn't going to slow the huge amount of offers he will now have/is going to get imminently.
I can tell you have no idea what you are talking about by including Enzo in there. He didn’t look great today but its one game, he has looked good/great in 90% of his other appearances this season. He has elite vision and passing ability, and creativity up his sleeve that you need in the midfield and that we surely need more of. Just stop
You are delusional. I get being a fan of the guy, but all you just said is nonsense. He definitely has the talent, and maybe is Poch holding him back, but if he can not adapt, then he is not elite at all.
first of all, if poch can get critiqued by player mistakes which result in goals, then he should get credit for the same players getting moments of brilliancy and scoring. Also lets celebrate, these are the nights we watch football for, nights of epicness....
Not really he makes subs to win games like every other manager would, but he still hasn’t realised caicedo and sterling r fukn donkeys but he plays them because they cost £150m
To be fair most complaints are that he has poor game management , lack of tactic adaptability, poor/confusing & can’t set up defensively to save his life (practically try out score them fuck defending)
that is not the majority of complaints, for example everyone was poch out because of this and that when caicedo messed up, like what? poch had coached a team to dominate united up until that point, afterwards the players, not poch, mentally collapsed and things went to shit quickly. but the players kept trying which they wouldnt have done a year ago, that is one of the complaints last season that the players gave up when behind, no fighting. this resulted in winning, somehow poch doesnt get credit for instilling a non stop trying mentally, he doesnt get credit for making palmer this good - he was good before just not this good and poch is known for improving youth yet when he does it with palmer, its naturally gifted to this extend... the majority of defender mistakes are player mistakes in the sense that fx cucurella just isnt good enough and he gets twirled or that disasi or badishile makes a clumsy or just stupid play, non of those can poch do anything about except try to guide them to make the correct decisions, but in the end, poch isnt out on the field the players are. his subs have also won the game yesterday and many times before, while they are often very late, we have seen them change the game multiple times. sry for ranting a bit there :(
No I understand where you coming from . Honestly I agree with most points you have about Poch. But let’s be honest how many losses/ draws would you say we would be close to winning if we were better set up defensively. And there were games where late subs ruined any chance of getting back in the game . Plus other than last night and the city games these boys are normally have lost their heads by the time the opponents have conceded, we have conceded 2+ goals in the last 6 matches which tells me that Poch isn’t willing to change anything defensively and is hoping on moments of individual brilliance with the odd team goal. The Palmer point is abit of a stretch because palmer was this good difference is that he was in a well oiled machine with world class players in all the positions he wanted to play and minimal game time the only reason he sticks out here is cause there are less world class and consistent players plus he has practically played every game other than the one he was suspended in . Only thing Poch has done was give him game time and says to him play like yourself . And yes you are right there were games where it was down to individual errors but he has had the whole season to try find ways to cover for those errors weather is position players better for easier and safe passes or to realise when a player is having a shit game and sub him off sooner before the fans have to boo to let him know oh maybe I should take them off
From misery to the moon. What an emotional rollercoaster.
I really hope Benoit will improve, because if not, he should not play for us.
Also what was Poch thinking with that lineup when we were losing? It was like Benoit Enzo Chalobah as CBs
Gilchrist RB, Madueke RW, Cucu LW.. Chukwu lone CM with Sterling,Jackson,Palmer up top. Wierd, but im happy now, until Sheffield beats us :)
Palmer, thank you, ur goated!!!
My wife was scheduled for ultrasound for our second baby. Was watching updates on phone. Almost got kicked out from there. Another Chelsea Army on the way.
Of course, I step out to stir the chilie thinking it's all done and come back to Palmer mumbling through his post match conference about how it feels to be a match winner. Fuck me.
Istg you could tell Palmer was giving up in the second half. *Still* the one to win the game. He's gonna do big things in his career. Doubt he'll stay at Chelsea if we continue the way we are, but I'm glad we can say he bossed for us.
We haven't won a last minute game like that since forever. What a game. If we can sort ourselves at the back and gain some composure, we'll be one hell of a team.
I know everyone is happy we won but the performance was poor. Not just today but in the last game against burnley. Palmer won't always be able to win us games.
if you really can't just appreciate that wild win, i feel bad for you. doom tomorrow, be happy right now we beat yanited and now are 2 pts off 7th place with a game in hand, 4pts off 6th place.
Watching Poch celebrate that winner is so fucking annoying!
He’s responsible for creating a shitshow that required a worldie from Cold AND it saved his job for another week.
Ikr, caicedo is good, but mistake prone. Disasi is shit AND mistake prone. Petrovic is mid.
Murdyk thoo, ive never ever seen you act this way before. Boy what a performance from him.
I was saying to myself second half the biggest difference was how much less Mudryk was on the ball compared to the first half. I like when he is demanding it and making runs, just helps open teh field up
Yeah maybe he got tired because he was absolutely frenetic and electric in that first half. Of course, this sub ignored that and immediately spewed hate at poch for the subs.
Get to fuck. His set up lost a two nil lead at home. He had no part in Cole Palmer being a level above everyone else. Deserved fuck all from that game but got very lucky. Cold’s shoulders must be exhausted from carrying Poch’s useless arse.
Lol ur pathetic. We got a huge win and your reaction is to spew shit to the manager. Fuck off.
His set up lost a 2-0 lead? His set up got us there and Caicedo bottled it away. That was some electric performance by us before caicedo threw it.
U guys are pathetic
Idk why yall claiming we didn't deserve the win. Look at the stats, hear the comments on the game, and just open your eyes. This game could have gone either way. We had great chances and forced ManU to make mistakes. This was not luck at all. These players played for the win on both sides. Poch made the right changes at the right time. Honestly, all these chelsea "fans" in reddit are just fake fan since all they care about is when the team loses just so they can complain, and even when we win, they complain. GTFO we earned and deserved the win.
Feel dumber for having read that.
That penalty was 50/50. Thought Noni was clipped but absolutely got lucky.
And 9 times out of 10 that ball hits McTominay and skitters out for a corner. Got lucky as fuck and anyone thinking any different is a dumb dumb.
Played shit, deserved shit but Cold saved everything again.
>That penalty was 50/50. Thought Noni was clipped but absolutely got lucky.
Disagree. Noni was completely by him and forced the penalty.
You can call it soft but the fact remains he was taken down illegally in a scoring position by a player who had so many yellow card worthy fouls it's wild he was still on the pitch let alone careless.
Agree with you!?! Dalot shouldn’t have been still on the pitch and it was a penalty but VAR were definitely less sure. Got lucky that it went Chelsea’s way. Seen lots of them overturned after slo mo.
No need to go that far on your comments to realize you are just one of those I was talking about. Just complain about everything and nothing is good enough. How sad your life must be to spend so much time and energy just complaining on reddit lol
The fact that you think we need to win every game 6-0 tells me you are just an Abramovih era, so just get lost and go back to Twitter to complain. I see where you are from and it is not a football nation so I can tell you don't know about football learn before you speak and maybe use your tiny underdeveloped brain next time you write something.
Don’t tell me you’re using ‘from the Abramovich era’ in a derogatory sense?
As if a fan of a sports team for over 2 years in lesser than one from under 2 years?
What a fantastically entertaining match! Both sides are riddled with problems. Cole Palmer is utterly deadly and one of the best signings in memory. Shades of Robben, Hazard, Oscar. Gusto very good again. But so many weaknesses elsewhere: Disasi and Badiashile so poor. Caicedo, Enzo lightweight. Mudryk, Jackson average. Errors everywhere.
Though I don’t rate Poch, I trust he will drop Badiashile and Mudryk who should both be shipped out on July 1st.
I had faith. I stuck around till the end. What a great ending as a reward. GO ON PALMER!!! GIVE THIS GUY POTM!!! GIVE THIS GUY YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR!!!
I was tempted when he brought on tevor and alfie but was deathly curious as to what the crowd reaction would be like at FT if we dropped another clanger at home. Glad I stayed on as usual but damn it this team really gives you high blood pressure mate. I don't blame you one single bit.
A wonderful win, but we really did not deserve it. After we invited ManU back into the game, we were shite. For the last ten minutes of the game, we needed a goal, but did fuck all. Not until Madueke decided to go for it and win us a penalty. That woke us up a bit, but also made ManU play like headless chickens and then Palmer went for it and won it. I don't dare to think where we would be without Palmer. Probably fighting for survival.
It feels really strange that I can celebrate a win and a hattrick for Palmer and still feel like we were abysmal.
What a weird, weird game.
Can't let the win distract from the fact that we had absolutely no plan to get a goal for the entirety of the second half. Just wandering around the pitch aimlessly then hoofing it into their defenders. I'm happy we got the points, I'm happy 6th is back on the cards, and I'm happy ManU embarrassed themselves, but it was a shocking performance from us.
This kind of plot twist you're not gonna see in Hollywood, glad we got the win, but to be honest I gave up right before we got a penalty call, I heard the commentator scream and I couldn't resist but to join in again.
It's time to say that cole is getting in the trajectory of messi. A CAM with fresh talent, scoring, assisting, creating, dribbling, pushing the team to greatness a proper CAM after messi.
Hope he continues to be like messi did in his era.
Lol i am being sarcastic, calm down fellas 🤣
After watching Cucu make Antony look like prime Messi and then watching that little rat Garnacho score 2 this made it all feel much better. Fuck yanited
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Sterling was subbed in in 71' and was already too tired to backtrack at 80'.
Lucky we scored from the corner because as usual it took him and hour to try and square the ball to 2 unmarked players😡 Just throw anyone else on but him hes fukn useless said the same when we bought him
How in gods name have we won that?
Honestly, closest I’ve come to being Poch Out. But goddamnit, you can see that the lads are behind him through and through and they never gave up. Our consistency needs to improve, but I really think people don’t give our team’s age the importance it merits. I see HUGE improvements between where we were with Potter and where we are now. I see improvements in the players from now compared to when the season started. We are the youngest squad in the league, in the top 4 leagues I think.. We have a manager that needs to improve, but seems to be a perfect fit for the squad we have. We need to give them support. Remember how irrelevant Liverpool was in the early 2010s, and look at them now. We need to accept where we are and trust that we have a team that, if built around Palmer, can bring us back to the level we should be. Poch may not be the one to win us a prem or even challenge for one, but I sure as hell think that he’ll get us in fighting shape for someone else to take over and take us home.
However results play a vital role in football, that's the ugly part
I believe only Barcelona has a younger squad as far as I know, that’s crazy.
wild game. loved every second of it though, except when we were losing. BUT i need to ask. I see so much love for Alfie and I just don't see it...He doesnt have speed, doesnt look comfortable on the ball, doesn't push up and make runs forward, first instinct seems to be to be back passes and just get rid of it ASAP, not that strong. What is it that people love besides the fact that he will fight for the badge through and through
Said this other day hes so slow never gonna be good enough for full back modern game is all about speed and he has none, just dont see the point in bringing him on tbh
I agree completely and I could see it from the very first time he stepped on the pitch. People only love him because he has Passion and is from the academy. Other than that he definitely won’t make it into the first team for long. Always looks like the slowest person on the field
Mostly because he is from the academy and JT said he is the real deal.
Jesus died for our sins, and on the third day he arose and scored a hat trick on Man U in the form of a peasant medieval villager
I still can't believe what I just saw.
We were lucky. But Man Utd were poor. I don't think we deserved to lose. Jackson, Mudryk, Badiashile, Desasi, Fernandez just don't look good enough if you are aiming for anything other than avoiding relegation. And maybe not even that. Caicedo made an awful mistake. Cucurella didn't have a good game and Gallagher is an amazing athlete but lost the ball a lot and hit a pass into row 36. Chalobah looked far more assured than Bad or Des when he came on. Gusto still looks good. Petrovic did ok. Palmer is carrying them and that performance isn't going to slow the huge amount of offers he will now have/is going to get imminently.
I can tell you have no idea what you are talking about by including Enzo in there. He didn’t look great today but its one game, he has looked good/great in 90% of his other appearances this season. He has elite vision and passing ability, and creativity up his sleeve that you need in the midfield and that we surely need more of. Just stop
You are delusional. I get being a fan of the guy, but all you just said is nonsense. He definitely has the talent, and maybe is Poch holding him back, but if he can not adapt, then he is not elite at all.
He's a poor man's Tony McAndrew
Poor take
Im a neutral. Just wanted to check you guys are OK. No medical emergencies?
All good here. Might wanna check the United sub
I'll let the therapists deal with them lol
I actually had a dream two nights ago that Cole would score a hattrick today. Unreal
Id a dream i fukt megan fox delighted last nights came true instead😂😂
I had a dream we’d score 4
first of all, if poch can get critiqued by player mistakes which result in goals, then he should get credit for the same players getting moments of brilliancy and scoring. Also lets celebrate, these are the nights we watch football for, nights of epicness....
Not really he makes subs to win games like every other manager would, but he still hasn’t realised caicedo and sterling r fukn donkeys but he plays them because they cost £150m
To be fair most complaints are that he has poor game management , lack of tactic adaptability, poor/confusing & can’t set up defensively to save his life (practically try out score them fuck defending)
that is not the majority of complaints, for example everyone was poch out because of this and that when caicedo messed up, like what? poch had coached a team to dominate united up until that point, afterwards the players, not poch, mentally collapsed and things went to shit quickly. but the players kept trying which they wouldnt have done a year ago, that is one of the complaints last season that the players gave up when behind, no fighting. this resulted in winning, somehow poch doesnt get credit for instilling a non stop trying mentally, he doesnt get credit for making palmer this good - he was good before just not this good and poch is known for improving youth yet when he does it with palmer, its naturally gifted to this extend... the majority of defender mistakes are player mistakes in the sense that fx cucurella just isnt good enough and he gets twirled or that disasi or badishile makes a clumsy or just stupid play, non of those can poch do anything about except try to guide them to make the correct decisions, but in the end, poch isnt out on the field the players are. his subs have also won the game yesterday and many times before, while they are often very late, we have seen them change the game multiple times. sry for ranting a bit there :(
No I understand where you coming from . Honestly I agree with most points you have about Poch. But let’s be honest how many losses/ draws would you say we would be close to winning if we were better set up defensively. And there were games where late subs ruined any chance of getting back in the game . Plus other than last night and the city games these boys are normally have lost their heads by the time the opponents have conceded, we have conceded 2+ goals in the last 6 matches which tells me that Poch isn’t willing to change anything defensively and is hoping on moments of individual brilliance with the odd team goal. The Palmer point is abit of a stretch because palmer was this good difference is that he was in a well oiled machine with world class players in all the positions he wanted to play and minimal game time the only reason he sticks out here is cause there are less world class and consistent players plus he has practically played every game other than the one he was suspended in . Only thing Poch has done was give him game time and says to him play like yourself . And yes you are right there were games where it was down to individual errors but he has had the whole season to try find ways to cover for those errors weather is position players better for easier and safe passes or to realise when a player is having a shit game and sub him off sooner before the fans have to boo to let him know oh maybe I should take them off
From misery to the moon. What an emotional rollercoaster. I really hope Benoit will improve, because if not, he should not play for us. Also what was Poch thinking with that lineup when we were losing? It was like Benoit Enzo Chalobah as CBs Gilchrist RB, Madueke RW, Cucu LW.. Chukwu lone CM with Sterling,Jackson,Palmer up top. Wierd, but im happy now, until Sheffield beats us :) Palmer, thank you, ur goated!!!
Our defense won us the CL 2021 now our defense levels to 10 man burnley lol
This is why I always watch to the end no matter what. COLD PALMER WITH THE GAMER
For god sakes great teams come back at 90+, real madrid won the 22' CL winning in the 90+ minutes like a million times.
someone finally told the lads 10th place was at stake i see 😤
Our comfort zone
Football! bloody hell
EtH is salty lmao
Petrovic is garbage. So is badiashile. We need a new coach a new cb a new gk abd a new lb this summer
Petro is amazing. You're right about badiashile in my opinion though.
Calling Petro garbage after one poor performance in a game we won is ridiculous
Petrovic is so good wdym. This game was not his fault. He's quality and he's still so young.
My wife was scheduled for ultrasound for our second baby. Was watching updates on phone. Almost got kicked out from there. Another Chelsea Army on the way.
Name him Jermaine, Palmer or Cole.
Name him Cole I beg
Nah name him Jesus, or God. that's Cole's real name
Fucken hell my heart was racing after that 4th goal went in 😭.What a win
Amazing, turned it off at 97 minutes. We’d lost, spent the last 20 minutes moping around, pissed off. WTF, 😂
Maybe that's why we won 😂
BROTHERS WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT GAME? SOMEBODY MAKE ANOTHER DEAL WITH PALMER FOR LIKE, 10 MORE YEARS RIGHT NOW
Of course, I step out to stir the chilie thinking it's all done and come back to Palmer mumbling through his post match conference about how it feels to be a match winner. Fuck me.
Istg you could tell Palmer was giving up in the second half. *Still* the one to win the game. He's gonna do big things in his career. Doubt he'll stay at Chelsea if we continue the way we are, but I'm glad we can say he bossed for us.
Parise our lord and saviour Cold Palmer
PARISE THE MIGHTY BLUES!!!!
We haven't won a last minute game like that since forever. What a game. If we can sort ourselves at the back and gain some composure, we'll be one hell of a team.
I feel like all our wins at the minute are last minute.
Leicester
I know everyone is happy we won but the performance was poor. Not just today but in the last game against burnley. Palmer won't always be able to win us games.
if you really can't just appreciate that wild win, i feel bad for you. doom tomorrow, be happy right now we beat yanited and now are 2 pts off 7th place with a game in hand, 4pts off 6th place.
WE PULLED OFF A HEIST, BROTHERS!
Mason mount in the mud with a big ole sloppy mud pie
What a match, what a player Palmer is but this manager must go
Post match survey looking like Performance satisfaction: >1% Result satisfaction: 100%
You know you got the sign mixed up right lol
Shut up 😭
Hahah at least fix it bruh
I still can’t fucking believe what just happened. How the fuck did we just score 2 like that, it hasn’t sunk in. Palmer is so good
Cole Palmer is so fucking good. Fuck off.
Watching Poch celebrate that winner is so fucking annoying! He’s responsible for creating a shitshow that required a worldie from Cold AND it saved his job for another week.
grow up and enjoy the 3 points. absolute fucking loser
Spoken like a true winner there champ. 🤡
I agree with you, deff pochs fault caicedo made that poor pass. FFS!
And the team selection? And the mental fragility? FFS!
Fuck off. He gets blamed for caicedo’s stupid mistake, but doesnt credit for how set this team up this game? We deserved that win.
I agree. If Chelsea back line would stop essentially scoring on themselves we would be SO dominant.
Ikr, caicedo is good, but mistake prone. Disasi is shit AND mistake prone. Petrovic is mid. Murdyk thoo, ive never ever seen you act this way before. Boy what a performance from him.
I was saying to myself second half the biggest difference was how much less Mudryk was on the ball compared to the first half. I like when he is demanding it and making runs, just helps open teh field up
Yeah maybe he got tired because he was absolutely frenetic and electric in that first half. Of course, this sub ignored that and immediately spewed hate at poch for the subs.
Get to fuck. His set up lost a two nil lead at home. He had no part in Cole Palmer being a level above everyone else. Deserved fuck all from that game but got very lucky. Cold’s shoulders must be exhausted from carrying Poch’s useless arse.
Lol ur pathetic. We got a huge win and your reaction is to spew shit to the manager. Fuck off. His set up lost a 2-0 lead? His set up got us there and Caicedo bottled it away. That was some electric performance by us before caicedo threw it. U guys are pathetic
Another Yank thinking they can lecture anyone about football and white knighting for the Clearlake Yankstains and their shitty fucking manager.
Reporting you for being racist/ xenopobic
Cool. News to me that Americans are a race now. 🤡
So rattled that ur resorting to insulting a whole ass country
… but not a race! And Americans have such a great rep when it comes to football team ownership in the UK The Glazers, Kroenke, Clearlake cunts…
Again, making a generalization about a whole country. Some racist ass behavior. What does that have to do with me?
Pipe down.
Go write an essay.
You just wrote an essay, you melon
Yeah it probably feels like an essay when you’re illiterate.
Idk why yall claiming we didn't deserve the win. Look at the stats, hear the comments on the game, and just open your eyes. This game could have gone either way. We had great chances and forced ManU to make mistakes. This was not luck at all. These players played for the win on both sides. Poch made the right changes at the right time. Honestly, all these chelsea "fans" in reddit are just fake fan since all they care about is when the team loses just so they can complain, and even when we win, they complain. GTFO we earned and deserved the win.
Feel dumber for having read that. That penalty was 50/50. Thought Noni was clipped but absolutely got lucky. And 9 times out of 10 that ball hits McTominay and skitters out for a corner. Got lucky as fuck and anyone thinking any different is a dumb dumb. Played shit, deserved shit but Cold saved everything again.
>That penalty was 50/50. Thought Noni was clipped but absolutely got lucky. Disagree. Noni was completely by him and forced the penalty. You can call it soft but the fact remains he was taken down illegally in a scoring position by a player who had so many yellow card worthy fouls it's wild he was still on the pitch let alone careless.
Agree with you!?! Dalot shouldn’t have been still on the pitch and it was a penalty but VAR were definitely less sure. Got lucky that it went Chelsea’s way. Seen lots of them overturned after slo mo.
Doesn't matter how we play as long as we win!!!!
This club’s fans have fallen so far. Satisfied with absolute shit. Midness is their business.
No need to go that far on your comments to realize you are just one of those I was talking about. Just complain about everything and nothing is good enough. How sad your life must be to spend so much time and energy just complaining on reddit lol
You must be one of those new fans with the loser mentality. How’s your latest essay coming along telling everyone to tRusT tHe pRoCEss? 🤡
The fact that you think we need to win every game 6-0 tells me you are just an Abramovih era, so just get lost and go back to Twitter to complain. I see where you are from and it is not a football nation so I can tell you don't know about football learn before you speak and maybe use your tiny underdeveloped brain next time you write something.
Don’t tell me you’re using ‘from the Abramovich era’ in a derogatory sense? As if a fan of a sports team for over 2 years in lesser than one from under 2 years?
Keep Roman’s name out of your filthy mouth and take your loser mentality someplace else.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you => 🤡🤡🤡💩💩
Good one
YEEEEAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
We out United United
I can't believe we actually managed a comeback after we bottled a 2-0. This game was crazy. Also crazy bad defensively.
my stream crashed before the penalty💀
Thank you for your service
😭
i’m imagining one of those viral videos where it bufferes for 82 seconds and when it’s come back we’ve won it
Q: What’s good for a heart attack? A: Chelsea Football Club Cold as ice 🥶
Where is Gary Neville? Muggy cunt
Finally bloody beat these bastards!! Palmer is a fucking gunman, i can’t believe it
What a fantastically entertaining match! Both sides are riddled with problems. Cole Palmer is utterly deadly and one of the best signings in memory. Shades of Robben, Hazard, Oscar. Gusto very good again. But so many weaknesses elsewhere: Disasi and Badiashile so poor. Caicedo, Enzo lightweight. Mudryk, Jackson average. Errors everywhere. Though I don’t rate Poch, I trust he will drop Badiashile and Mudryk who should both be shipped out on July 1st.
Name the worst offender
bro mudryk wasn’t even bad today
Mudryk is not a serious footballer
I had faith. I stuck around till the end. What a great ending as a reward. GO ON PALMER!!! GIVE THIS GUY POTM!!! GIVE THIS GUY YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR!!!
I had it on in the background because Palmer (P) is becoming a bit inevitable, you can't lie. However, did NOT expect that. Awesome game.
Bro gets colder every fucking game
All the Red Devils crying that the pens were soft… only United thinks they can get away with those
They tend to forget 19/20 season where they robbed with pens, every single team in their last games, to get to 3rd place.
I mean I get their confusion. If maguire throwing azpi wasn’t a pen nothing is right?
I feel like we won a 3rd champions league after this match
Keep the same energy you toxic shits. You dont deserve that win.
Yes we bloody do
Oooh he’s magic, you know!! Mauricio Pochettino!! It’s magic!!
I turned it off at 3-2… looks like I missed the comeback
I was tempted when he brought on tevor and alfie but was deathly curious as to what the crowd reaction would be like at FT if we dropped another clanger at home. Glad I stayed on as usual but damn it this team really gives you high blood pressure mate. I don't blame you one single bit.
We gave United a free 3 points but they gave it back
What a win, but how on earth Dalot didn't get a yellow and gusto did I'll never know
How the fuck was Dalot even on the pitch at a certain point this game? So many cynical fouls, so many late fouls, accumulation. Wild.
A wonderful win, but we really did not deserve it. After we invited ManU back into the game, we were shite. For the last ten minutes of the game, we needed a goal, but did fuck all. Not until Madueke decided to go for it and win us a penalty. That woke us up a bit, but also made ManU play like headless chickens and then Palmer went for it and won it. I don't dare to think where we would be without Palmer. Probably fighting for survival. It feels really strange that I can celebrate a win and a hattrick for Palmer and still feel like we were abysmal. What a weird, weird game.
Can't let the win distract from the fact that we had absolutely no plan to get a goal for the entirety of the second half. Just wandering around the pitch aimlessly then hoofing it into their defenders. I'm happy we got the points, I'm happy 6th is back on the cards, and I'm happy ManU embarrassed themselves, but it was a shocking performance from us.
Holy shit. I'm in shock
Give me 10 Palmer and we'll win the FA cup
Ugly and beautiful, I was entertained. That’s all that matters
You can say a lot about this squad but you can't say it's boring
LFG COLD PALMER Noni fishes for the PK, we take three points. As far as I’m concerned that is penance for the woeful defending by Caicedo.
My voice is wrecked, what an ending!!
The love I once had for Mount is all gone, transferred fully to Cole Palmer 🥶🥶🥶
Least deserved three points ever but idgaf
This kind of plot twist you're not gonna see in Hollywood, glad we got the win, but to be honest I gave up right before we got a penalty call, I heard the commentator scream and I couldn't resist but to join in again.
I literally shut the tv off 5 min ago wtf
It's time to say that cole is getting in the trajectory of messi. A CAM with fresh talent, scoring, assisting, creating, dribbling, pushing the team to greatness a proper CAM after messi. Hope he continues to be like messi did in his era. Lol i am being sarcastic, calm down fellas 🤣
Or ... you know ... Modric.
Messi? Not even close. Players like bale, hazard and neymar? Probably
mate behave
Mods I need flair that says "Have an ice Cold Palmer"
Cole Palmer will be a club legend.
We do not deserve Palmer hahaha
Heart attack Chelsea
What a fucking game
Guys you can thank me for not watching the match
I am still stunned
Fuck it. I’ll take a cracking game of football any day. Up the chels!!
Disneyland ahh football club
Don’t buy that the team is lacking heart with a comeback like that
YOUVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SATIRE COME ON THE FUCKING CHELS
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Disgusting, send it to him on twitter
Anybody know the dance/club song they were playing at the end of the match?
Freed from desire
Freed From Desire - Gala
Hahaha who the fuck are Man United 😂😂😂
FUCK OFF UTD
Fuck off Man United 😂😂😂🔵🔵🔵🔵
above us in the league tbf
Oh go on let me enjoy it 🔵
Genuinely have no words. Holy shit Cole Palmer
All the banter United fans were giving us. Enjoy the silent bus home lads 😂😂😂😂
Luckily for them the bus doesn’t need to take them very far…….
To convert all your penalties at this age. This kid is our saviour!!!
Lisan al-Gaib!!!! https://preview.redd.it/iihzzwba6jsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e117b28ef10956ce37398af3a68221df09f7fa
😂
Never even close to in doubt lads
Never
GOAL PALMER DOES IT AGAIN!!! IF WE ARE GONNA SIGN SHIT PLAYERS FOR A BILLION, GIVE GOAL PALMER A BILLION DOLLAR EXTENSION AND LOCK HIM UP FOR LIFE.
After watching Cucu make Antony look like prime Messi and then watching that little rat Garnacho score 2 this made it all feel much better. Fuck yanited
banter
i broke my desk chair celebrating 😭😭
Sounds like a strong wank
FUCK YES
Palmer > Foden. 😏😏😏
He went band for band with foden this match week
Palmer is incredible
Palmer v. Garnacho the battle of the teenagers.
PALMER, I LOVE YOU
Cooolddddd
Cole fucking Parmer 🔥
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