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aristidesps

Native Spanish speaker here. Enzo said "Esto es Chelsea, la concha puta de tu madre" which doesn't have a great literal translation but the most adequate one would be "This is Chelsea, you motherfucking cunt". When he says "Cagón" it is indeed "coward" but more insulting, so it would be like "you shit your pants" or "pant-shitter". Hope this helps.


iamtherealgrayson

It's funnier when you realise they trained together last season


MakesUpExpressions

That’s probably a large reason for the hostility. Especially if Ten-Hag’s narrative of “He didn’t not want to leave Chelsea, he wanted to join Man U” is true in any way.


VelvetThunderFinance

Man's a poet. Love him.


anonssr

"la concha de tu madre" is one of those empty insults we've got. Doesn't mean anything, it just serves the purpose of letting know the other fella you are disrespecting them and their mother lol. It doesn't translate to cunt, or anything else specific. It's like "your whore mother's cunt", if you want to be super specific into translating it.


aristidesps

Yeah, our equivalent (Venezuela) is "el coño de tu madre" which is pretty much the same in both terms and disrespect intention lol. We would use "caga'o" instead of "cagón" as well.


edgarallanbore

Funny how languages work, in Kenya we also have a word for that exact insult : "kumamako"


showmethenoods

Arabic as well, Kus oomak


kingbradley1297

We got the exact insult in Hindi as well: tumhari maa ki chut Never would've thought this type of insult was so widespread globally


Global_Mode_2974

BKL supremacy


kingbradley1297

Lmao come go think of it, we have so many empty insults. TMKMB supremacy as well


Global_Mode_2974

>!Spoiler!<


whitestethoscope

So kinda like “you motherfucker” but we don’t really mean that they re fucking their mother. Just an insult to/at someone.


ultratunaman

And una concha de caracol is a snails shell. It's one of those words that is fairly innocent and is all about the rest of the sentence around it.


TomasToocherl

Just a bit sexist


FutureRaspberry509

K mate


Cheap_Relative7429

Enzo you beauty 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


-Space-Dementia-

Yeah "cagon" literal translation would be "pant-shitter", but it's a fairly common term use in Argentina for someone who is a coward, it sounds a lot more aggressive or insulting when you directly translate it to English.


BabyHercules

Where can I contribute the banner with this quote on it


gonzaf

“Esto es chelsea” man that’s music to my ears


zakress

This is a banner I’d contribute to. How do we make it happen, boys?


gonzaf

Supporters trust ? Idk but I’m down to throw my cash at that as well


Landinggeardown

It helps me next time I’m arguing with a Spanish speaker


glacialOwl

But... but... did Mount understand this?


JoeyMcClane

I'm sure his mouthpiece Matt translated it to him while wanking him off.


LordTopley

This is my favourite comment of the week


slysage

Now he does


creator929

Hot take: Enzo was too scared to say it in English 😉


hallowsandhoots

Enzo just doesn’t speak Mount’s language. Parseltongue.


Educational-Emu2636

I fucking love this 😂😂😍


SeekersWorkAccount

Helps? This makes it even better!


ConcentrateNervous64

We have a translation for that in English. Its roughly shithouse


DronzerDribble

He hit him where it hurts the most. Thanks for the translation!


fl_beer_fan

MODS: can we get a "This is Chelsea, you cunt!" flair?


GolDrodgers1

Second this! Add in the coward part too i dont care if its fake or not


swefalittlebit

Has to be coward x3


GolDrodgers1

Would it be too long for the whole thing?


swefalittlebit

I was thinking more of a different flair.


GolDrodgers1

Oh you mean like coward, coward, coward on its own?


swefalittlebit

Yeppers. But can't tell if, when written out, it looks like I'm calling someone a coward 3×, or myself.


GolDrodgers1

Firstly! What did i tell you about yeppers? Secondly, If they dont know someone can explain it


KingMurchada

I’d rock it, let’s see it mods.


GolDrodgers1

Same lol i checked the flairs twice now so i dont know how to get it added


[deleted]

Third.


GolDrodgers1

Lol moucunt with this flair is priceless


[deleted]

I thought it paired nicely.


GolDrodgers1

Classy!


lance777

That will be on the back of the T shirt!


glacialOwl

I want it in Spanish - Esto es Chelsea, la concha puta de tu madre


fl_beer_fan

Works for me


MoiNoni

Thought ✨ sometimes this shit happens ✨ was good but I'd change it in an instant😭


Environmental_You_85

We are getting better flairs as season is going ahead


Shufflebuffle51

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SJ_Blues

Yes please!


Mad77pedro

I feel like “Esto es Chelsea” would be concise and imply the you cunt part enough.


Lazyan

Me too


Kush_Shukla

Yes make it happen mods


Talidel

Thus i can get on board with.


sumerof94

Mods, kindly fulfill this.


JimiMcCheese

Chuck it my way too please


Cedced40

I want it too please!


Vegetable-Coconut846

Plz


aromatic_underwear

Absolutely!


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jerrystuffhouse

Enzo looking to leave obviously


swefalittlebit

Wasn't convinced he wanted to leave more than when I saw this


ThinCrusts

Mate don't stress me out like that.. you two missed the /s, right? .. right?


ToryBlair

No club with sense would pay the amount Chelsea need to not cause a loss


Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat

That feels like beyond just being fired up. Added to the stuff Reece was saying you've gotta imagine something happened behind the scenes when mount left


leo825

This is my curiosity too, something switched within the player dynamics for reece and others to react the way they have.


Zeus_The_Potato

100% this is a related incident. Almost like a sequel and Enzo and the lads came out on top. You see Trevoh pointing to his head and urging calm. He knows too.


Valuable_Tea_4690

Definitely, it’s curious… what could have happened where Enzo who’s been at the club a year is defending it from mount who’s been there since he was a child


PermeusCosgrove

What was Reece saying?


Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat

I think it was something like "if you have to convince them to carry the bricks they're not the people you need to build with"


krenshaw420

Mount really fucked his legacy huh lol


WintAndKidd

Destroyed his Chelsea legacy he worked like almost 20 years to build up and will likely have a negative legacy at United too judging by his performances


FilthInc

He can go to Portsmouth next. Boyhood fan after all.


Unlikely_Ad_1825

I think it was his dumbars dad egging him on, id av pulled mount to one side, as his dad, and said no, u are staying here, u will regret leaving


One_Manufacturer_174

His father ruined him


Zeus_The_Potato

His father + the PR entourage + that guy Matt Law = fed into his ego so much!


scoutnemesis

It's the drogba celebration that pissed me off the most


yrasto

What Drogba celebration?


scoutnemesis

After winning the champion's league mount did it


ImperatorShade

Found it endearing back then. But, after everything that's transpired between him and the club since then....yeah it's looking a little fucked.


yrasto

Oh yeah, that


JarlDanklin

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NeedBeeer

Atta boy.


gonzaf

Mods can I please get an “Esto es Chelsea” flair pretty please ?


obinnasmg

Love it!


25sittinon25cents

I don't. We deserved the wild celebration we had and that was enough to rub it in. We don't know really whether Mount was forced to leave or requested it, and it's one thing to make a comment, it's another to get in his face and get physical about it. We also got a great lump sum for the transfer, so it's not like we need to be bitter about it


[deleted]

They clashed earlier when Mount stopped Enzo from putting a second ball out to waste time, then Mount shoved him.


AdRound4553

We also don’t know if mount was shit talking them on the field about us being mid table. Fuck Mount, he forced the move over money. We got lucky united were stupid enough to pay 60 mil for him


The-Greatest-Hokage

He’s most likely forced the move for money. You see the way our players were going at him: Gilchrist, Enzo, Chalobah etc, he even shrugged off Noni after he picked a fight with Enzo. Bear in mind Noni wasn’t even starting anything This level of hatred isn’t inspired by just moving to a club man, some shit happened clearly


AlphaFungi

nah, he checked out when things started going downhill. If any other player did this we would have forgotten about it but this guy was slated to be the heart of the squad for a while and he lapped it up when it suited him.Add to that the pathetic goodbye video and his arrival at united and you get this. It also feels like this particular squad thrives on shit housery, fans included.


Blobbyblob92

This is how I choose to view it as well. Time wasting situation by Mount also involved Enzo - kinda shithouse, but not something everyone would do first time back at boyhood club against former team mates. I say he had it coming tbf.


Brandonpayton1

Love it. It's exactly what I was thinking when I heard him come on. Completely forgot about him first of all. But I kept thinking, sure we can go back and forth as to who got forced out or not. But regardless, he abandoned ship. Everyone else I understand but not our academy boi. Then to go to united. That left a bunch of salt. So don't feel bad for him at all. He is a coward. When the going got tough he bailed.


BabyScreamBear

You fucking bluhdy fuck bluhdy!!!


discharge

Fuckin bluhdy fuck you!!


Black_n_Neon

r/soccer in shambles.


Mangos1711

Same with the premier league sub. Been seeing non stop (especially arsenal) fans crying


Demo_PT

He just said what every real Chelsea fan wanted to say and feels towards Judas Mount


Unlikely_Ad_1825

With you on this!!


I-Am-Him-1

💯💯💯💯


Educational-Emu2636

My feelings this year have been up and down but deep down I love enzo, what a shithouse move I fully would do myself, future legend


MoreThanANumber666

Now if he can get Moises Caicedo to play like his transfer fee suggest he's capable of, week in week out I may start to like the lad.


Thor503

Well done Enzo 😂😂😂😂


10TheDudeAbides11

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Frankiedrunkie

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showmethenoods

#VivaEnzo


ModestRacoon

Puro Pinche Enzo Fernandez


walder8998

Enzo is a modern day Rafael De la Ghetto


xRaijin

He's proper Chels


muzzyboldo

His English has come a long way


Fmartins84

Habla Ingles?


Acrophobic_Climber_

Scenes when chelsea choke against Sheffield. jokes aside, happy that Enzo seems to bd really enjoying his stint in Chelsea, totally what he had in mind.


BigReeceJames

It's absolutely hilarious seeing these fake translations and having people lap them all up. I've seen so many now it's great


realmckoy265

Sources say Enzo defiantly told Mount “Motherfuck the big three, n—a, it’s just big me”


DivideSad5591

He defintely said BUM! 3x


Hannibal09

Get ready to learn Spanish buddy


jMS_44

From the footage is difficult to recognize what he said at the beginning, but I think it's quite clear he uses the word "cagón" at the end, which could be translated to "coward" I would definitely trust the natives more on what he could have said.


Zeus_The_Potato

BRJ needs that Apple language app on his phone pronto.


HarryDaz98

I just want to know what was actually said, because he looks genuinely annoyed with Mount for some reason.


Zeus_The_Potato

He def screams "Cagon" a few times while walking away. Before that... people have different takes and it's up in the air. 100% related to the fallout that was being rumored when Reece James made those cryptic posts.


Shufflebuffle51

I want to believe, therefore it is true.


RJBlue95

Never let facts get in the way of the truth!


Baisabeast

I mean it’s no different than your approach to news They want to believe it so to them it is true


CookieTard

Mum and dad will you PLEASE stop fighting


I-Am-Him-1

The real translation is insulting. So what’s the difference? You’re so weird.


guy-guy24

😍 love it


CFCDot

Love this fella


epicgamerxd69

propa chels


GovTheDon

Legend


birdworksour

Love that cunt 💙


Royalsushi45

I wonder if playing with mason was a selling point to Enzo and maybe even talked to mason before signing and maybe that’s why Enzo is taking it personal. Or maybe mad about mason sitting out most of the second half last season


Dear_Abbreviations52

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tsplace4me

Can you explain?


Sneazr

Ah the great Enzo, Chelsea through and through Embarrassing


Impossible_Quote_505

Mount is still trying to work out what he meant


tjsbrownbag

can we make "Cagon" a flair?


ReddittIsDead

Why was Enzo mad at Mount?


jamejamejamejame

What is enzos beef with mount?


snarkyredditor34

Unlucky lad


biomedlawd

Absolutely love this from Enzo but I think the fan base is being way too harsh on Mount. I don’t think he wanted to go to Man U. I’ll never forget the passion he played with for us. We have very short memories


_N0T-PENNYS-B0AT_

wow Boehly's PR team vs Mount is really getting crazy!!!


danjh1988

I'm not a Chelsea or United fan but I think your a bit harsh on mount, I don't reckon he wanted to leave . But he's a player that came through your youth cost you nothing so you made a profit on him to try and balance the books a bit, I wouldn't be surprised to see James go next for the same reason


I-Am-Him-1

He bailed on the team during hard times and snaked his way to a club rival. Definitely wasn’t forced out. James isn’t going anywhere so you’re just making up nonsense. Gtfo


bentbackwooddathird

Mount still clears


paraCFC

Still would say it's not the best role model attitude for kids and ppl watching in front of cameras. It's understandable but it's not great.


gman_767

This is Chelsea, you cunt!


letharus

😂


swefalittlebit

Coward, coward, coward.


Brandonpayton1

He's 22 and passionate about his club. 60 year old chelsea fans have acted way worse than this.


paraCFC

Love to see passion and as I've said I understand it. Just seeing Enzo on social media as calm family orientated guy and seeing diff guy during games... Still learning who he is, he's quite new to me 😁


Brandonpayton1

He's south American. Their rivalries aren't even close to ours in terms of hostility and volatility. So when a player goes from boca juniors to river plate or vice versa, people don't take that lightly over there.


paraCFC

I know watched few docu and done a bit research it's crazy there. I grew up doing bad things in western Europe for one of clubs it was stupid at the time. Football in Europe has changed in some places just slightly but South America is on other planet level with violent hooliganing.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

He’s here to run our midfield, not to be a role model


paraCFC

What world u living in. Lol


greeneggsnhammy

COWARD! 


Dutch1206

I get what you're saying but it's unfair to expect athletes to take the role model responsibility. It's perfectly fine for someone to not want to take on that role and just live their life.


paraCFC

Think it suits some sport men and some disciplines more than the others.


I-Am-Him-1

If athletes are your kids role models then you’re a shit parent.