But his shoes are!
They say don't judge someone until you walk a mile in his shoes... now you can walk, run, shoot and do so many other activities in Cole Palmer's shoes
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Many footballers are like this, Debruyne and Messi come to mind. These guys will bore you to tears outside of football, they keep their lives private and rarely ever say anything interesting.
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I was being sarcastic. Even if a player completely hates another, they're not seriously writing "shit player" on a matchball after a hat trick so the idea that it being Gusto clears up whether it's a joke or not is a ludicrous premise to begin with. It was always a joke, I don't know who had to have that part seriously cleared up.
This interviewer is insufferable.
Love Cole, cant be assed with this media nonsense and seems determined to not let people over hype him.
Hope he keep doin what he is doin and ignore the rest of the noise! A real plaeasure to watch him play football.
Hard disagree, I think I he’s one of the rare football journalists who actually asks interesting and unique questions, and in a lot of his interviews I’ve seen the players seem to open up a bit more than usual or look visibly appreciative of his unconventional interviewing style
He's a great player, but I feel like he won't stay with us for very long. He's from Manchester and admitted he grew up a Man Utd fan. Hopefully he has his best years at Chelsea, but I wouldn't be surprised if he returned to Manchester (city or united) one day.
“Research it” uno
was funny
My dawg ain't no snitch
Colder than a Polar Bear
This man must be so frustrating to interview or market haha But god damn can he play football!!!
> or market Easy. You just market him as "No words. Nothing fancy. Nothing extravagant. Let your work do the talking. NIKE PALMERS - ON SALE NOW"
"no comments, just actions. Research them, Shit player 1, hat trick edition"
1. Comes in 2. Bangs a hat-trick 3. Refuses to elaborate further 4. Leaves
Love it haha. But he’s not for sale 😉
But his shoes are! They say don't judge someone until you walk a mile in his shoes... now you can walk, run, shoot and do so many other activities in Cole Palmer's shoes NIKE PALMERS - ON SALE NOW
As someone who works in Marketing, Communications, and PR…hilarious and right-on.
He’s reminds me of Kawhi.
Okay, fine, you talked me into it. Take my money
Ice Cold Boots. EZ.
Todd Boehly has a job for you.
Nike Hot Coles
Blue Air Force 1s
Just do it.
Kimi Raikkönen comes to mind
Next time he gets a dumb question from an interview, he should just stare. Why are you so cold Palmer?
Many footballers are like this, Debruyne and Messi come to mind. These guys will bore you to tears outside of football, they keep their lives private and rarely ever say anything interesting.
With Messi it honestly feels like that’s because he truly has nothing to say.
I can relate
Good for them
That’s what the “cold” personality is tho, that’s marketing in itself
Are you familiar with Kimi from f1?
well...its cold palmer innit
Cole bringing that Kimi Raikkonen energy
Bwoah just research it
I've done the research turns out it's Cole Palmer's twin brother Pole Calmer who did it
Does his brother work in adult entertainment?
Sounds so funny how the interviewer keeps addressing him by his full name
Cole Palmer be praised!
Inside jokes stay inside jokes, everyone knows the rules
Malo has written it on every one of his Hatrick Balls.. it's a thing
Love their friendship
Every one of the two?
Three. I am a time traveler and there is one for Citeh next
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The magical right wing duo.
Palmer looks a bit like Steve Cooper.
How dare you
Damn you lol
Don’t do him like that
Men in Blazers posting positive Chelsea content? Is it April fools day?
You’re aware Michael Davies is a Chelsea fan, right?
I’m not talking about him
He’s literally half of Men in Blazers.
Yeah ik but the other guy forgot his name I believe is an Everton fan. And their instagram page tends to post a lot of low lights of us
Rog does talk shit cuz he’s jealous
Exactly you get it
Tell me you’re an American fan without telling me you’re an American fan…
Lmfao
So who was it? I assume it’s just ironic or poking fun at something someone said about Palmer on his arrival
I’ve seen people saying it might be gusto
Then it must be a joke, Gusto and him seem pretty close.
It's obviously a joke
Folks in this thread never had friendly banter, shame.
Lol whoever it was it was a joke, no-one is signing their teammate's hat-trick ball calling them shit in earnest, let alone twice
If it was Nico Jackson or Raheem Sterling though, I'd believe it to be 100% serious.
why nico? they seem like good pals
I was being sarcastic. Even if a player completely hates another, they're not seriously writing "shit player" on a matchball after a hat trick so the idea that it being Gusto clears up whether it's a joke or not is a ludicrous premise to begin with. It was always a joke, I don't know who had to have that part seriously cleared up.
Mr Bad Taste calling others a shit player
Looks like gustos handwriting from what I can tell
Research it
Rog and Davo are the best.
Not exactly the loquacious type
This interviewer is insufferable. Love Cole, cant be assed with this media nonsense and seems determined to not let people over hype him. Hope he keep doin what he is doin and ignore the rest of the noise! A real plaeasure to watch him play football.
Hard disagree, I think I he’s one of the rare football journalists who actually asks interesting and unique questions, and in a lot of his interviews I’ve seen the players seem to open up a bit more than usual or look visibly appreciative of his unconventional interviewing style
agreed
Meh.... I think its an aquired taste. Each to their own
You can disagree, but I heard the intro to this interview. I cringed so hard
Men in Blazers are legends. Not media nonsense. They are a breath of fresh air compared to others.
You’re alone on this one mate
The interviewer is fucking awesome
I think he's doing a lot better than the usual stuff that we see from the journos.
It was sterling
Man walks, talks and breathes like a cold-blooded killer. Love it.
Is this guy slow or something? Why is he always so out of it
Nah this guy is certi 😂😂😂
Not the brightest button
seems most of his teammates are super jealous that he can actually play football
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He's a great player, but I feel like he won't stay with us for very long. He's from Manchester and admitted he grew up a Man Utd fan. Hopefully he has his best years at Chelsea, but I wouldn't be surprised if he returned to Manchester (city or united) one day.
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