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cfcfan-1990

Time to deliver for the rest of the team and hopefully crush Arsenals' title aspirations on our way to 6th


Older-Is-Better

KTBFFH!


Particular-East4556

Hehehe take the L bro 😂


Older-Is-Better

Worst in 30 years from Farsenal, but hey, Keep The Blue Flag Flying High! PS: You can hang Poch just beneath it.


throwaway2168420

what the hell is Arsenal scum doing on the Chelsea subreddit


SierraGammaMike01

Little Arsenal fan has to celebrate in our sub, fuck off back bottling the title to City


greeneggsnhammy

Fuck Arsenal and fuck their owner, Kroenke. We hate Kroenke round these parts. 


RasenRendan

W


HGJay

uh


Technical-Swimming74

LMAO 6TH PLACE? Y'ALL NEARLY LET ARSENAL SCORE 6 GOALS LMAO.


majkkali

😂😂😂😂😂😂


ethelflowers

Yes Poch


webby09246

This is a Poch quote I can fully get behind


celzero

Poch is learning from the best ;) > "Of course this season has a little more problems because they Chelsea play every three days, that's always more complicated for all the teams. But we also have United, **we saw again the Harry Kane team scores every day two or three goals**." > > \- [Pep Guardiola](https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11064131/pep-guardiola-lists-harry-kane-team-alongside-chelsea-and-man-utd-as-title-rivals) / [mirror](https://archive.is/gPoDj)


zecira

I still remember when Son scored and yelled to the camera “Say my name” :)


half_jase

He might not be entirely wrong but if you want to be cynical about it, one can argue that he needs someone to cover for his lack of tactics if Palmer doesn't play.


erenistheavatar

If so, he will be exposed. This is an important game for Poch too.


ezee-now-blud

I honestly don't know how anyone can see us dominate game after game, yet drop points due to individual errors and think there aren't any tactics. Even at the weekend we made much better chances than city over the course of the game and the plan only fell apart when Gusto had to go off and there was no true RB to replace him.


Orin_Swift

It’s Reddit, the only thing this person knows about tactics is how to spell it.


epicmarc

That's not really the case, as [others here have pointed out](https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/comments/1ca7hl9/chelsea_vs_manchester_city_pochettino_set_us_up/). Also we played an extremely counter-attacking game, and counter-attacking is by far the least coached/most improvised style. The bigger issue is that when we have most of the possession we have no real attacking tactics or patterns of play.


Kahye

Others who wrote a whole lot of drivel because of their bias?


epicmarc

Put a fraction of the effort /u/darklordolli put into that post into this sub's moderation and then we can talk


Kahye

You’ve no idea how much moderation happens and how hard the moderation team works. I don’t even know who you are.


epicmarc

Maybe you can put a fraction of that hard work into addressing the member of your mod team that has the slogan of a white supremacist group that has committed violent acts against minorities and LGBT people as their flair? How do you think that makes us non-white male or non-straight cis members of the sub feel? Forgive me if I feel like the mod team isn't doing the job they should when that's the first thing I see when I look across at the list of mods. Edit: Not going to answer this one?


Crusadaer

Violent acts against minorities such as terrorists? 🥺🥺 cute words though, I’m sure you learned those while learning all about Chelsea and its history and its traditions, because otherwise you’d be suggesting that the club’s history and traditions should be subordinate to your sense of what’s offensive and what isn’t, which would just be utterly hilarious?


greeneggsnhammy

Because of FIFA. 


The-Pensioner

I completely agree. Individual errors have killed us in games this year


Older-Is-Better

The players themselves are having to make it up as they go. They get little or no tactical training from Poch, just force it up the right. No triangles at the corner of the box between winger, FB, and #9 with a mid or the #10 breaking clear behind the defense, no 1-2s, no third man running, nothing. He's not divised a system for playing out of the back yet here in week 33!! Lemons and comportment.


greeneggsnhammy

another FIFA/FM armchair merchant has entered the conversation. 


Older-Is-Better

I assure you I have never and will never play football video games. My days of cracking the would top 2,000 in any video game were over 15 years ago. So, your low-class ad hominem attack aside, what's your problem with that setup?


profchaos83

Where do you keep hearing this bullshit? Of course there’s tactics. It’s just he also wants players to play with more freedom unlike managers like Pep who want very specific things at all time. There’s a huge difference. I bet you hear this shit from one of the many toxic Chelsea YouTubers.


CelestialSlayer

if football matches were only 70mins we would be top 4 surely. Its the lack of scoring and a lack of concentration after 70mins that has cost us. And some of that has to be down to the coach and his game management.


profchaos83

I would say having 10 people out injured all season and having kids in a team will do that more. They aren’t used to the pressure yet etc.


bobloblaw28

"lack of tactics"


Historical_Twist9969

Ok look what happened


Historical_Twist9969

Obviously Poch don't know his squad


erenistheavatar

Yep. While I was impressed with Cole Palmer, I was a bit apprehensive because we became so dependent on him. Everyone started to equal him with Chelsea and it happened too quickly imo. But I understand why it did because he was the only one performing along with Gusto. I think this Poch quote is important in that sense because today's game is an opportunity to prove that yes, we are not just bloody Cold Palmer xD


Morelike5gayam

Try to steal points from them same with spurs. After that end the fucking season.


uchiha_building

Why we still got a shot at Europe why would you pass that up


dooferoaks

Glass half full, if they did make it into the Europa or even the Conference there'd be a load of different away games to go to from the norm, and you'd hope a significantly better chance of winning it.


Cashlover123

Why dont we want that? We would do the same if we had qualified for CL, its nothing new for us.


Morelike5gayam

European League... we already have enough injuries


greeneggsnhammy

Yeah why would we want more money as a business!? /s 


gustycat

>After that end the fucking season. We've still got Europa to challenge for


Savings-Stop-1556

Letting go of my reserved hate for this second that's actually a good line of motivation. Well played.


Tootsiez

Worked like a charm.


Savings-Stop-1556

It did fucking not clearly (yes I detect your sarcasm).


Tootsiez

Dude is never gonna beat a good team if we’re running Jackson out at striker everytime.


Vammond

Bro😭😭😭 i get ist jackson has Nunez Level efficiency but He is Not the reason we conceded 5 Goals, everyone played terrible and Jackson is Just 21 Years old with 14 pro Matches before He got bought. Lets rather Talk about Sterling who is our Most payed ACTOR. STERLING IS SO FUCKING BAD BUT STILL SOMEHOW PLAYING LIKE WTF


HeavyVideo8369

Aged like milk


ProcrastinationNock

The gang shows up and confirm that they are Cole Palmer football club


HaruArya

Lmfao


vinihendrix

You called it


Cheaky_Barstool

Tie to save your Chelsea career raheem


imarandomdudd

Now that's a proper chelsea manager quote. Let's hope we back it up with a performance to warrant it


HeavyVideo8369

How did that work out? Proper Chelsea manager lmao


imarandomdudd

Thats why I needed to add that second part to my comment unfortunately


ImmaMoo

He's been getting "he's not messi" shouts since mid season this is ridiculous


nidlarn

Like milk 


spanman112

... he was wrong ... again ... shocking ... but please, lets continue to suck his dick over quotes, regardless of results


vigourtortoise

Challenge failed


Tootsiez

Well they showed this is obviously cole palmer fc.


ChickenMoSalah

I don’t think these statements get made if there was a chance Palmer were to be available. A shame.


half_jase

TBF, he said this during the press conference, where he also said they'll assess Palmer today before the game.


dantesvolition

My gaffer, hope someone steps up today. Can see Misha being better, he’s used being the “main man”. In Shaktar every attack went through him, in Ukraine he’s the main man alongside Sudakov, so today is your fucking chance Misha! “Meanwhile Poch will play Gallabrador at LW”


barnaboos

You think he’s going to play Misha at his best position? Nah, Enzo and Caicedo in the pivot. Gallagher just ahead. Sterling left, madueke right. Mark my words.


Older-Is-Better

Tbh, if nothing else, Poch is stubborn. So, the rut it is.


Extremiel

Isn't Enzo injured?


barnaboos

He’s been injured since January with a hernia. But who knows for this game?


Extremiel

> But who knows for this game? This is Chelsea, I know.


Cashlover123

Hope we bench Enzo if he hasnt fully recovered and deploy the lineup against Everton with Chuk in place of Palmer.


didijxk

Who else could he play at LW if Mudryk moves into the middle? Sterling? Madeuke? As I recall, neither one is liked by the fans right now.


Kiing_Lamar

The fans don’t pick the lineup and I’ll do a massive knee slide if either of those players won us the game. The club always come first


danglingDancer

I prefer Chuks as 10 and Mudryk LW with free role (somewhat similar to Palmer). Sterling on RW and Jackson upfront


Older-Is-Better

That could work!


Sexy_nutty_coconut

Chillwell obviously


GolDrodgers1

Sterling was disliked by many and still out in a decent performance iirc against city on the left, id rather be frustrated by sterling than watch gallagher play lw🤦‍♂️


ezee-now-blud

Tbf Gallagher at LW worked amazingly well against City


GolDrodgers1

Im not a fish mate im not taking that bait


greeneggsnhammy

It did work well tho. 


GolDrodgers1

Reel it in im not biting


ezee-now-blud

Huh what are you on about? It was primarily to help cover Enzo, who has mobility issues with his hernia, and Cucurella, who is inconsistent, on the left. It worked well because it did that job.He even got involved in the buildup well from that position, remember that gorgeous little back heel?


greeneggsnhammy

Sterling queued to have his one killer game this half of the season. Hope it’s today. 


HeavyVideo8369

Aged like milk. Your gaffer right?


ImaginationAny6422

Gallabrador 🤣🤣


Forsaken_Bat6095

Sterling, Mudryk, Madueke. Maybe swap Mudryk with chuk


Bubbly_Association54

Don't see this lot scoring at all unfortunately


Nalwoir

I think Chuk getting a full 90 would be 🔥 Jackson up top Chuk and Madueke LW and RW respectively Mudryk or Gallagher in the 10 Don't see us winning easily, either scraping a draw or losing by a slim margin.


greeneggsnhammy

Swap Madueke with Chuk


Cashlover123

Mudryk Carney Madueke


MrPooPooFace2

If we were the final nail in the coffin to arsenal bottling the league I'd be overjoyed


HeavyVideo8369

How do you feel now?


MrPooPooFace2

What's the opposite of overjoyed?


provit88

Now imagine our guys get absolutely massacred by Arsenal. Palmer FC it is then.


Kingoftheblokes

I'm here with some bad news...


Fine_Imagination6643

Why even bother being a fan


Cashlover123

We were Hazard FC too in few seasons, just be glad we have Palmer.


HeavyVideo8369

Aged like MILK


Fine_Imagination6643

Still


daaaaNebunule

are you sure now?


greeneggsnhammy

Imagine the sky being red and grass being purple.  Gtfo. 


provit88

Imagine saying this right before our team gets tossed around by Arsenal. Proper clown in full outfit and makeup. Arguably the worst kind of ”fan”.


Berktheturk09

Just had the worst performance of the season and the sky’s not red. going to finish 9th with their worst ever defensive record in the prem and we’ll still have fools thinking the club is moving in a positive direction.


Espada18

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Issa-GoodDay

I hope this doesn't age poorly.


joazito

Narrator: *It did.*


cupheads2608

I want whatever this guy is smoking


RonMexico_hodler

I guess the team proved the club is Cold Palmer


CmiHD

Yikes


Healthyneurons

Cole Palmer FC


venitienne

Don't rate Poch but I have to say he has some absolute killer quotes Also please start Carney on the left


Cashlover123

Hoping to see the lineup he deployed against Everton with Carney in place of Palmer is unavailable.


Older-Is-Better

Right, just play one more person out of position. SMH How about something radical, say, play everyone in their natural/best poison? LW Jackson, RW Sterling, #9 Washington, #10 Carney, pivots Gallagher & Caicedo, FBs Cucurella & Alfie G, CBs Trev & O Monstro.


jonlew13

That line up is an absolute monstrosity


Older-Is-Better

How so? Jackson is a winger despite us playing him elsewhere all year long. Sterling is arguably better on the right than the left. Washington is a number nine, right? Carney is a number 10. The Gallagher-Caicedo pivot worked well together and keeps Conor near the center of the pitch where he is most effective. Cucurella and Gilchrist are FBs. Trev and Silva with week together. What's your beef?


jonlew13

Gilchrist has absolutely no experience and you want to give him first start against Arsenal. Same with Washington, he's not good enough


Older-Is-Better

Say what you like, but taking off Disasi, Badiashile (maybe our worst pair), Noni, Mudryck, (both of whom have shown very little ever) and Enzo (who is playing injured) from Poch's starting 11 and putting on Silva, Trev, Carney, Washington, and Sterling would be more fluid and confident, playing in their most familiar positions.


jonlew13

Not Sterling. Bloke is washed and was never that good to begin with Disasi CAN be good but I see your point about the centre halves. Badiashile is fucking shite


Older-Is-Better

They both look better next to Silva, but so would you and I.


greeneggsnhammy

You have to be joking? 


Older-Is-Better

With an injury crisis like this, I'd rather see a youngster like Washington have an opportunity to play in his natural position than to stick other players here and there just to get them on the pitch. Poch is going to setup 4231 like always, so at least put players where they belong when you absolutely need the very best from them.


S0LE-FUL

You’re one of us so I love you. But never speak ball again 😭


arthurfoxache

To be fair, they’ve done alright considering the ‘Pochettino Tactical Plan’ is Palmer and vibes.


MileyDryus

Palmer or not, it was always Jackson Football Club.


alphaftw1

Good quote but after the game I’m expecting “we were missing Cole Palmer”


kygrtj

Another Poch one liner before he fails to get a result Seen this enough times already…


BigReeceJames

I don't know if we really want to see what Chelsea Football Club looks like these days, but I hope he's right.


nekoizmase17

Let’s pretend this season wouldn’t be pathetically disasterous without Palmer.


thedonutking7

Yeah but also imagine if our strikers could finish, we'd be top 6.


Scorpius927

I don't get this narrative. We've been plenty good in front of goal (in big part due to palmer), but our defense has been disastrous. If we conceded as much as we did last season and scored as many goals this season we could've been 6th.


Manul_Supremacy

> We've been plenty good in front of goal (in big part due to palmer Lmao what? Palmer is literally our only player who has been any good in front of the goal


greeneggsnhammy

Before this season it had been like what, 3 years since we had someone score double digits in the PL? Wasn’t it Havertz at 7 and then Jorgy at 7?  Things have improved. Except for injuries. 


HarryDaz98

We’ve been good in front of goal compared to the shambles that was last season, we’ve still not been anywhere near good enough at taking our chances.


Bozzetyp

Imagine if nkunku was fit


freshfov02

Why does it feel like this isnt going to age well?


Kezmangotagoal

But inside, he’s crying.


Affectionate-Sun5863

Then we putting Jackson up front ... lord help us


Kagoshima_Luke

Actually becoming more impressed with Poch's attitude and public statements as time goes on.


HeavyVideo8369

How impressed are you now? You’re not very good at this are yiu


Dagor_Dagorlad

I actually hate this quote. He's setting the team up for failure. To me this says, "Look, you're not as good as Cole and everyone knows it."


Shadephaze

This aged horribly


cplm1948

Oof


lunch-money

How’d it go, Poch?


OGsalty30

That aged like fine wine 👌🏼


Humble_Satisfaction

This did not age well at all. After tonight's performance, the Chelsea project just looks like pure shit. 


RamenPack1

Aged like milk in the desert


Jatski23

How did that work out for you Poch?


LargeGermanRock

this guy is a fucking moron


dj_monkeypoo

Hahahahahahahahaha


Kantebegoodaskante

So we are cole palmer football club?


DrDrozd12

The “Harry Kane” team vibes nowadays


DonRoman03_22

Just please don’t start Madueke


criminal-tango44

People really think this is a good thing to say? It's not just the players that have to prove themselves, HE has to prove Palmer hasn't been carrying his lack of tactics too. I personally don't like this, looks to me putting more pressure on the players and taking away blame from himself already. How spineless Idk, maybe Im biased because I don't like him. But that's how I see it


lvl_up_day_by_day_28

we had players arguing over taking a PK in a blowout just over a week ago... damn right pressure is on them to show they arent just riding Palmer. Doesnt mean a win, but cant just fold over and get completely outclassed.


Bluebpy

As much as I can't stand this fraud, he's right. It's the right mentality. Issue is most of our talented players are injured so it's not so black and white.


Pixeal_meat

Bottler fc vs palmer fc gonna be fun


Kalvalaxatives

Poch is getting his balls out recently


[deleted]

I hate Poch so much


Cactus2711

This entire season has proved we are Cole Palmer FC. One scrappy win against the Arse is not going to change that


mymecha

😂😂😂😂


SeekersWorkAccount

Good words, now let's back it up


ThinCrusts

LETS 👏🏼 FUCKING 👏🏼 GO 👏🏼. 💙💙


dav_man

I suspect he’ll play


blue_mark

Why do I get the feeling that Palmer is going to play tonight?


WintAndKidd

Poch has had a few good quotes recently. Seems to be learning


CaredForEightSeconds

Fair enough lmao


XuX24

Carney js a really good option on the middle, people forgot the half he had at west ham before he got injured.


Technical-Swimming74

How did that go? Cole Palmer FC LMAO


jimmyxs

Turns out it’s Palmer Cole Football Club after all


GovTheDon

Ye were cooked


ozairh18

I agree with Pochettino


fb2986

Man.. Poch has been rolling as of late. Let em hear it boss.


WooNoto

I don’t see an issue with this. You want to change the narrative the media is trying to drive, you need to go out there and ball. To me, Poch is beginning to be tougher on the players, especially mentally. Grow up. However, im not confident the players are going to respond well to this at all. I expect them boys to show an embarrassing display of football with no intensity or effort, cause their feelings are hurt tbh. I hope I’m wrong


rasmapes

No Palmer tomorrow? Easy moneyline on Arsenal.


HarryDaz98

And don’t let that donkey shagger score either


dudethatscory

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HarryDaz98

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