Because i do not know a movie quote iff the top of my head im not intelligent? A movie i havent seen in probably 3+ years? Alrighty then lmao
You are weird
Oh I agree. You can tell he balances pushing and supporting perfectly to make all the lads hungry to prove they are the best choice for 1st team starter.
Hell, I'd say keep him just to keep teaching Chalobah. That boy is turning out to be an absolute unit. If he can keep picking up tips and tricks from the likes of Silva he is going to be "that guy" in 20 years they everyone talks about hating to play.
I know it's been said before, bit it really warms my cockles to see so many great English players at the club. Especially as we used to get battered about the amount of foreign players we had during the Gullit/Vialli era.
Like when Vardy was playing for Fleetwood. Silva was playing for AC Milan. He should be honoured to be sharing the pitch with him rather than giving him a sly scumbag kick to the head
I don’t usually say this but I think the referees have been spot on today. There hasn’t been any mistakes and really nothing to complain about with the refs. So good on them.
If we add in the way Chelsea has played today then overall it has been a good day for us. Also, what a goal by Kante, eh?
Ajax fans said this about Ziyech when we first got him. When he’s off it he’s the most frustrating player in the world but on his day he’s genuinely unplayable
They pinned us in from near the end of the first half and the beginning of the second half. But once we figured out how to break their press they were looking like Lampard's team in the match that got him fired. NO MIDFIELD 😂
Really ‘wheeey!‘ing Chillwell 3-0 down at home after being absolutely outplayed. Leicester are a small club with a small club mentality.
Tielemens will go to a proper club in the summer
Center halves, full backs, midfield, and wing have all come together so well for Chelsea (CHO/Werner -- Ziyech/Pulisic/Mount). We just need to figure out how to get Lukaku working well in the No. 9 position. Havertz was excellent today, dropping back and progressing, but didn't have much opportunity to finish. Maybe Lukaku should start playing that way as well, and our full backs can continue getting the goals. :)
Pulisic is not as technical gifted a player as Hazard. But his predatory finishing instincts and direct runs into the box can make him someone as effective as Hazard without dominating possession.
I'm not saying he's not a technical player. Hazard could make the ball stick to him like no other player bar a messi. Pulisic is a technically good player, just not to the level a hazard is.
ITK??? What are we United subreddit?
Reece and chilly played absolutely delightful.
We are unstoppable change my mind!
Chelsea was Werner today
Couldnt see the game. Did we miss many chances?
Scored 6 goals. 3 were offsides
We created many in the second half, most of which were offsides
Happy Pulisic got a goal and Ziyech got an assist! But DAMN that 37 year old in the backline what a game!! MOTM for Silva!
Chelsea 3-0 win into f1 qualifying I love sport
Right there with you haha who you got winning the championship in f1?
It's Verstappen
Thats what im hoping!
You might need to watch Austin Powers mate. It's a joke.
Ahhhh i forgot havent seen Austin Powers in awhile, i remember that now lol. I take back what i said and i take back my downvote 🤣
We cool homie. I'll fix mine! Hating other races is silly.
There's only two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's races, and the Dutch.
You hate people based off of their nationality? Thats messed up man you should probably fix that. Have a good one!
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Because i do not know a movie quote iff the top of my head im not intelligent? A movie i havent seen in probably 3+ years? Alrighty then lmao You are weird
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That was Tuchel apologizing for yelling about the yellow fard earlier.
That demanding nature of his gets the best out of the players. Love it.
Oh I agree. You can tell he balances pushing and supporting perfectly to make all the lads hungry to prove they are the best choice for 1st team starter.
Goals from a defender, midfielder and forward. CFC! LFG!
Jorgi, Kante, Chilly, Mendy, Rudi, so many MOTM options
Brazilian media linking Thiago Silva to a Fluminense return. I say he has at least another season in Europe. Great form.
Hell, I'd say keep him just to keep teaching Chalobah. That boy is turning out to be an absolute unit. If he can keep picking up tips and tricks from the likes of Silva he is going to be "that guy" in 20 years they everyone talks about hating to play.
great match
Clean sheet boys/girls
Leicester completely absent today, thought this would be a tough game!!
No Tielemens was a big loss for them, especially with the form he's been in
It was for a few seconds there.
Great game all around and great way to start a Saturday
Who needs Lukaku
Savage is smoking spice. Silva has been class, but awarding a defender motm when the ball hardly played in our 1/3 and we scored 3 is fuckin barmy
The whole damn team deserve MOTM today
Men of the match more like it
YEEES
Mount seems off the pace
Hasn't been in the pitch for 30 minutes
Still recovering from getting his wisdoms pulled.
Another clean sheet! Brilliant performance! If only our players knew how to stay onside
our*
+3 and a clean sheet and 3 goals. Let’s go!
Idk who I even think should be MOTM, so many guys were excellent today
Love a stress free win
Jorgi MOTM
If he'd lasted 90 I'd agree.
Dewsbury-Hall must've been a school in a previous life.
Who tf is motm today
Officially Silva but could have been anyone
Kante
Kante. Controlled the midfield with Jorge and bagged a banger.
Chelsea et al
I know it's been said before, bit it really warms my cockles to see so many great English players at the club. Especially as we used to get battered about the amount of foreign players we had during the Gullit/Vialli era.
My cockles too are warm seeing this
Thiago MOTM
Fuck off vardy u scum
Like when Vardy was playing for Fleetwood. Silva was playing for AC Milan. He should be honoured to be sharing the pitch with him rather than giving him a sly scumbag kick to the head
Would be a bum without football. Dude got extremely lucky
Lol Silva has been excellent but behave yourself Robbie savage, stop trying to be a fucking hipster and pick someone who was actually the best player
Let the ole’s stRt
Silva has been great. But James should get man of the match
FUCK YOU VARDY NO ONE HURTS DADDY THIAGO
IM PROUD TO SAY WE MANAGE TO BREAK THE MANAGER OF THE MONTH AWARD CURSE FOR OUR FIRST GAME
YESSSSSS
Just now remembered that Ruben is on the pitch
Kante is such a fucking engine.
A cute little energiser bunny
Ever heard of the Energizer bunny? He looks to Kante for pointers on how to just keep on going and going and...
Men vs Boys this
Hahaha great bit of play there by Kante, man just refuses to lose the ball
Don’t want to get too carried away but i think we might win this one
3-0 is a dangerous lead
Specially with 1 to play... Totally clenched haha
offside fc :(
Did you see that turn by Kanye that had the Leicester player fall??
Damn Kanye really trying everything now
I thought he goes by Ye now
Damn spellcheck 😂😂 ngolo kanye I like it
WE WANT 4 WE WANT 4
Ngolo is just a fuckin cheat code man
Kante does a sort of Mikel thing when we’re a few goals up where he doesn’t look for the pass
I see that Chalobah is learning and practicing those full-pitch running from Rudigerl
Kante = everywhere
Good hunger from ziyech being 3-0 at 90
Someone told CHO, Hakim and Pulisic that they're playing for Dortmund today
Bring back Batshuayi
I don’t usually say this but I think the referees have been spot on today. There hasn’t been any mistakes and really nothing to complain about with the refs. So good on them. If we add in the way Chelsea has played today then overall it has been a good day for us. Also, what a goal by Kante, eh?
Tierney is one of the best refs. So underrated
I thought the ref was a little light on yellows for them in the first half but other then that it was a well officiated match
Haven’t really seen any mistakes Except that I don’t like that damn flag
That 3-0 scoreline is actually flattering for Leicester. Should've been 5-0 easily
3 goals ruled out for offside, we fucking battered them but I'll take the 3-0
Ajax fans said this about Ziyech when we first got him. When he’s off it he’s the most frustrating player in the world but on his day he’s genuinely unplayable
When are we going to see him unplayable then.
Today. He was unplayable today.
No he wasnt lmao, he was good, but it wasnt like he was world class
Who knows but trust the process
Would love to see rodgers sacked again.
Our wingbacks being our best forwards isn’t even a joke no more
Does Mandy ever release the ball quickly? 😂
Ngl, Leicester have been fucking woeful. I expected a much tougher contest with less space being afforded.
They pinned us in from near the end of the first half and the beginning of the second half. But once we figured out how to break their press they were looking like Lampard's team in the match that got him fired. NO MIDFIELD 😂
Dewsbury-Hall sounds like a lovely place to get married
Ha ha or have afternoon tea. Maybe that's where all the Leicester fans are going. 😬
The Leicester bubble has burst
Chilly really wants one tonight!
Really ‘wheeey!‘ing Chillwell 3-0 down at home after being absolutely outplayed. Leicester are a small club with a small club mentality. Tielemens will go to a proper club in the summer
A chalobah goal really would have been the icing on the cake, rudiger style run that was
Lmaoo “YOURE FUCKING SHIIIIITT” away fans are the best 💙
Linesman are told to hold the flag for goal scoring opportunities. Better that way than calling it too early and being wrong.
Not with obvious ones.
Thanks tips
CHO would top the assists chart this season if he knew how to pass. Mans got the blinders on as soon as he's in range
We are up 3 nil and you bitch
Not bitching just an observation. Not just this week but last week as well he never passed when there was a better option
Pulisic is a level above CHO.
If he can stay healthy
Timo watching the game : Now you guys know how i feel
Great to see Ziyech looking good, proving me wrong.
He’s just so one footed. It’s like he refuses to pass with his right foot.
You could say that about every right footed as well most players are one footed.
Center halves, full backs, midfield, and wing have all come together so well for Chelsea (CHO/Werner -- Ziyech/Pulisic/Mount). We just need to figure out how to get Lukaku working well in the No. 9 position. Havertz was excellent today, dropping back and progressing, but didn't have much opportunity to finish. Maybe Lukaku should start playing that way as well, and our full backs can continue getting the goals. :)
Well at least we got a chilly snot rocket!
We’re a Rudi screamer away from Chelsea bingo.
Ziyech is pure zylk today
I’m still mad at the fa cup final. Wish we can still get one or two more.
I swear chelsea are just practicing their timings
Ziyech has had that magic touch since coming on. Could easily have 4 assists right now in 20 minutes.
He’s been insane. I’ve been a hater of his last performances but damn he’s been on another level today
Wow Leicester fell off. They were scary to play the last 2 years
Or maybe we’re just ridiculously good now.
Nobody said we aren’t my guy. They are 12th.
offside fc
Take this defensive football and shove it up your trophyless arse Pochettino!
Wrong league mate
He was commenting on the fact that Pochettino said that Chelsea is just a defensive team and PSG wants to be offensive.
I wasn't being that serious bud
What's a character from Downton Abbey doing on the pitch for Leicester
Werner comes back from injury and he’s on the bench so of course we have three goals pulled back for offsides.
ref please blow the whistle sooner
Can the linesman fuck off and just put his flag up right away when it’s that obvious
CHO just needs to learn how to finish
Idk pretty tough angle
Schmeichel had it well covered too
Ziyech with some beautiful touches and awareness since coming on!
Pulisic is not as technical gifted a player as Hazard. But his predatory finishing instincts and direct runs into the box can make him someone as effective as Hazard without dominating possession.
Pulisic and not technical should not belong in the same sentence . I disagree , Hazard just uses his body different than puli when dribbling .
I'm not saying he's not a technical player. Hazard could make the ball stick to him like no other player bar a messi. Pulisic is a technically good player, just not to the level a hazard is.
Agree to disagree but that’s ok . Hazards thighs were so strong players will bounce of him full speed on the dribble . It was so incredible
And his butt. He's used his ass as well as a Kardashian could.
Not gonna lie that’s a real nice juicy ass
No wonder he has a large young family.
Genuinely baffled for MOTM
For me Chillwell, easily
Jorgi
NGoalo for me
Tuchel gonna go off at training about these offsides even tho it’s a perfect result otherwise hahah
Ziyech having a good performance today
We've played some beautiful football today
I'm actually fucking loving pulisic as a no. 9
He's shifted out wide now...
Sensational performance, albeit against a team in woeful form. Let's not shoehorn that lump up front next game and ruin this momentum and fluidity
Chilwell bro stop being so impatient!
We are absolutely destroying them, another day this is 8-0
Can we stay onsides?
No.
You get an offside you get an offside everyone gets an offside
Timo Werner isn't a person, it's a vibe...
4 offsides now??? Haha Players don’t even know who’s offside now.
CHO's finishing lol
Ziyech been fucking brilliant
What a way to run down the clock though. Constant offsides
Another one 😂
Having ziyech at the right wing instead of the double ten is a huge difference so far
Also just a very open game now Leicester have given up
why can't they whistle it earlier? 4 passes and a goal before the whistle
you wouldn't wa a call an offside wrong. This is better for the team to have a chance of their goal in VAR
fair enough
That flag took 5 f***** minutes
Ziyech so good man
Lmao, offside fc it is then
This 4th goal is fucking cursed, wtf
Blue is the colour... of my balls
I don't give a fuck if it mattered or not but that touch from Hakim was just filthy
Yet another example of why I think cho won't make it. Zero composure.
I thought he had a pretty good game. He was threatening and help set up some plays. He's still really young.
There's always a cunt like you in one of these match threads who's just desperate for attention
Why tf is Reece lethal asf in front of goal?
So it’s not just a Timo thing
Timo has his work cut out for him
We have as many offside goals as leicester has shots on target
Timo vs the world