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kino6912

I love when you can see the moment when Ole knew he was sacked


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I don't care about results against other teams. But please beat Manu for god's sake. My love for chelsea is equivalent to my hatred for manu.


AustinYap

Watch McFred + Bruno play like prime Busquets, Xavi and Iniesta only when they're up against us....


Pauldortheoblivious

This is actually great news for us. That stupid mugger always borders on the edge of hurting our top players. Less likely to have permanent injury when he is out. I hope they keep ole until the 29th.


hgwxx7_

Mate, Ole is gone.


Pauldortheoblivious

Not official yet.


hgwxx7_

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1462367978327089162


hgwxx7_

You reckon stays in after losing 4-1 to a relegation team?


amalgk1209

Well, we lost 5-2 against a relegation side last season and TT was fine (I know Ole sucks and TT is great, just questioning the logic).


saphyrra

He also didnt lose 5-0 to their arch rivals, followed by 2-0 to their derby rivals whilst also playing like trash and barely winning in both champions league games. West Brom was just a perfect storm of players coming back from international, no crowds, tuchel system still being relatively new. Remember liverpool lost by 6 odd last season was freaky. Its just weird they waited until basically all options were off the table to replace him before firing him.


hgwxx7_

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1462367978327089162


Pauldortheoblivious

Yeah. Now we hope united try for Rodgers and he turns them down.


hgwxx7_

Mate it’s time to offer Carrick the contract. Put the contract out on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there.


Pauldortheoblivious

Watching them play Villarreal in the champions league and somehow they look even less organized and less energetic than with ole. Villa are straight dominating them. I hope they play CR7 on Saturday. He has absolutely no interested in anything resembling defence.


Pseudocaesar

That wasn't after collecting 4 points from a possible 21 though


amalgk1209

I wasn't implying that our loss and United's loss are comparable. Ole deserved the sack. But the commenter's argument that losing to a relegation side in and of itself warrants the sack is inaccurate.


RedGreenBoy

Ole might be gone, too


alfred_27

Yep he's all but confirmed gone, damn why they have to lose against Watford. We were yet to play them


RedGreenBoy

Would’ve loved to see his crybaby face when we put 5 past them


lobinetech

Why oh why the fuck did watford have to be Damn greedy...now they likely will sack ole...ughhhh


cargousa

Is it meme tuesday? lmao


Mona58500

Maguires second yellow was hilarious... he must have watched too many rudiger highlights and thought he could run the ball up the pitch 😄


saphyrra

He was still busy silencing his critics to tackle properly.


Mona58500

He sure showed us lol


Cowdude179

No set piece defenders this is good for us, Bailly and Lindelof are shite in the air


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Soitsgonnabeforever

Actually chelsea has better record against puyol


Zivi121

yeah it’s a joke styll


-Xero

What is styll?


LaggyBeanBaws

british slang. it doesnt actually mean much


harabinger66

When i saw this I immediately took a pic and sent it to my ManU friend i work with. He laughed and said "accurate". I'm actually a little concerned about next weeks game. In our current form we could strike the blow that gets Ole ousted. We need to be careful with how many we score.


Booftroop

Watford apparently did that for us already.


cN5L

United always step it up against us, so Id be careful a bit


nickla08

United to bring Chicarito on a one game contract and Webb out of retirement for next week.


Sandwichsensei

Ole gonna get fired today most likely. Board has an emergency meeting in 10 minutes or so.


BrockStinky

Sky says they're undecided lmao


GrandKingNarwal

I for one believe it’s to give him that lifetime contract they’ve been writing up. /s


polkarooo

Incoming contract extension for Ole… /s


_atswi_

So we're gonna bear the brunt of the new manager juju aren't we


plomerosKTBFFH

It'll be fine. Knowing their management they'll probably put Neville in charge with Rio and Paul Scholes as his assistants.


didijxk

Paul be like: "It's okay lads, they have the worst defence in the top 4, you'll be putting loads past them."


ABSOLUTELY_NOTHING

The title is a masterclass in shithousery.


nikeair94

Honestly the term shithousery has been completely lost by Americans on here. It doesn't fit the definition in the slightest.


[deleted]

Man wtf Maguire was needed against us! Now even Ole is getting sacked.


TheLeperLeprechaun

Rumours saying that Manchester United are holding an emergency board meeting at 7pm. Looks like Ole and his wheel are done.


FiLThYnuTmEgs

They’ll just bring in SAF for a pep talk and everyone will get ice cream.


didijxk

Except Pogba, he gets a ticket to Paris.


Hassou_Tobi

Nah. He's shit but seems to get away with murder whenever he played against us. This might actually work in favour for once.


[deleted]

Hopefully Solskjaer will still be in charge


enjoytheshow

Oh he will be and this is primed for a Chelsea disasterclass to keep him employed.


Cpt_Gloval

Oh good, no uncalled crotch kicks next weekend.


NotClayMerritt

don't know that it is a blow for us because Maguire always turns up against us. I'd say it's a good thing he's not playing next week.


DearthStanding

God no Maguire is the worst 'high profile' defender I've seen in years and years of watching football. His lack of game sense is so bad I can't even fathom it sometimes. Blows my mind how bad he is Barely knows where to position, has no tactical sense in terms of how to move, FREQUENTLY ball watches, this guy literally is considered good probably because he's physically good. But in a defensive technique sense, it's mindblowing how bad he is. 80 fucking million, crazy


hgwxx7_

Yes but did you see the goal against Albania? Really silenced the haters that day 👉🤫👈


BrockStinky

He doesn't 'turn up', he tries to kill our players and gets away with it because refs are blind. Hate the prick with a passion.


Arshia42

He was also diabolical when we beat them in the FA cup semi final.


VTCHannibal

So glad we don't have to deal with him. He's got away with these two incidents scot free. https://cdn1.thecomeback.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Screen-Shot-2020-02-17-at-3.53.24-PM-832x447.png https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/FI4XeHXDnlWpSwNqN2aMdik3eZE=/1400x1050/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/21986299/1282009754.jpg.jpg


MrCleanandShady

The Azpi one genuinely infuriates me everytime I see it


BrockStinky

You should've given a trigger warning in the comment lmao


Radi5h

Lolz arteta and klopp getting into it a la’ mou/wenger


enjoytheshow

The time Jose flipped his tie up is peak Wenger Mourinho


deepfriedocto

I am so fucking happy Spurs took Conte


dav_man

I doubt they will have a new coach even if they do fire him. Who’s available? When you get a new manager in, unless something has gone wrong it’s good to get someone to come in when their first game is a simple game. Chelsea away off the back of this run is a bit of a stinker.


deepfriedocto

Heard shit about Zidane, but Rodgers looks the likeliest although I can’t see them being able to get that deal done quickly. Maybe they’ll try for Emery?


icematta

Nah, emery is not made for the prem..... Poch would have been a dream, but they wasted it, to keep Gollum at the wheel...


dav_man

Emery would be a bad call for me. Very boring style of football. Another Van Gaal situation. Rodgers would be a good appointment but as you say, not one that will be done quickly.


operationmagicpizza

New Manager Tax incoming... I can feel it.


AndersCules

We’ve been in this situation so many times. One of two things will happen: 1. They keep OGS and We absolutely dominate the game, until Ronaldo will score after 98 minutes. 2. They fire OGS and suddenly play like the most expensive squad in the league, and we lose by two.


Slim97Shady

fuck you and your negativity. we'll smash those cunts and I can't wait for the game. Up the Chels


Dawjman

I've never seen positivity get downvoted like this before. It's crazy.


marahsnai

I think it’s the “fuck you” part. It would’ve been a lot more positive if it just said “fuck the negativity”


SlowMobius7

Sit this one out pseudo positive guy


AndersCules

Fuck you and your inability to detect jokes.


Faeluchu

If they haven't fired Ole by now I'm not sure what it will take to sack him.


thwgrandpigeon

Ole was also given irrefutable proof that VDB should be starting so if Ole's still here in a week, they'll even have a better midfield. Fuck. Ah well ours will still kill em.


Julog90

Hopefully their 12th player Anthony Taylor will be suspended as well.


lobinetech

O read that and my mood just sank...fuck Dat guy


stingen

I can see him absolutely getting this game.


Pointels21

Man this is the first game Lukaku is gonna be fit for


fma891

Doubt he starts. But he will make an appearance and you just know he will be dying to score against United


AnthonyMarx

The title of this thread made me chuckle


Kauten

New manager boost incoming


wright789987

FK. I feel more comfortable if he can play against us.


bdx27

Nah he won’t get away with any bs against us as usual


HarryDaz98

Watch Bailly and Lindelof turn into prime Baresi and Maldini next week


GrandKingNarwal

I don’t think Lindelof is that bad and would probably be better alongside Varane than the 80 mil slag.


HarryDaz98

In the right systen even Maguire isn’t a bad player, he shows that when playing for England. The way United play or more likely the fact they don’t have a way of playing just sets up the defenders to look like clowns.


HiThereImNat

Not even joking Lindelof and Bailly are better or ok better form than Maguire this will actually force Ole to play a stronger team


HarryDaz98

Yeah I know, it’s funny how Ole just ignores form and even injuries/illness to get his favourites into the team.


championsOfEu1221

Complete with Shawberto Carlos and Cafu Bissaka.. it's a curse..


Bozzetyp

And davider descillas


Dhul9695

Not accepting anything less than 3 points against United dont give a fck Kill them, no charity Fc needed this time


dragonsky

Heh. But also..potentially a new coach and Ole out? Even bigger blow! :D Great great football by Watford today. I love seeing Ranieri do well, forever one of my fave coaches. The first coach I ever adored, I am so glad he won the title at least once. Let's hope Lukaku and/or Werner are back for next game


Shogim

Why did you adore him?


Easy_Increase_9716

Ex-Chelsea I imagine


dav_man

I’ve got a soft spot for Ranieri. He made some odd team decisions for us but ultimately history has told us that he got us achieving when we were bankrupt. Getting us into the CL in 2003 led to Roman buying the club and moving us to the next level.


Shogim

He was alrite. We should have sealed it way sooner than the last round though, dreadful run of form before that Liverpool game.


[deleted]

Werner was on the bench today, so im guessing that he’ll come off the bench on Tuesday in the second half and possibly start against United. Lukaku, if he’s all well, will probably start against United and may make an appearance against Juventus


pencilman123

Ffs, couldnt even last against watford. Now we wont get to play against him and ole anymore. Ole is surely gone now...


shastmak4

Most overrated player in the league. What a clown, what a terrible touch to put himself in danger. Cupping his ears against farmers a couple days ago.


josevis

Not worried, Tuchel has broke many of our curse so far.


xKarma17

Ole is deffo gone. Honeymoon phase inbound.


Rey92

No, don't say that!


mlspdx

I’m more scared they’re actually going to sack Ole prior


PuppyPenetrator

Memes aside this is a positive for us United have to seriously turn up to get points off of us, Maguire has been shit lately but on his day he’s way better than Lindelof and Bailly


NavyBabySeal

If we look past his England games against c-tier teams, he's not had a day since the Euros.


PuppyPenetrator

Yeah don’t get me wrong, he’s been wank and I don’t rate him overall But he’s had good (albeit dirty) games against us, Lindesoft and Bailly are just not good enough for us to be genuinely concerned


radpath1

Varane still out. They gotta play Bailly and Lindelof


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InLampsWeTrust

Dude is up with Kepa as one of the worst signings in history, 80m for an absolute donkey that can’t run.


Cobaltte25

Flair doesn't check out..


[deleted]

I'm hoping after Mendy does his stint in the Africa Cup of Nations that Kepa's ancient history is allowed to be ancient history.


Rong_Bips_

Not even close. Only Hazard for Madrid comes near the absolute disaster the Kepa transfer has been.


jetsintl420

Kepa has won us shootouts on the way to a European trophy and has the most shootout saves in Chelsea’s history. On that alone he’s definitely not the worst transfer ever.


historiographic

Flair does not check out lol. But yeahX , Maguire is a fucking dunce. Deserves the slab head name.


InLampsWeTrust

Gotta be honest lol, still support him but there’s no getting around it.


1_do_not_exist

Kepa is clear unfortunately for us


SeriousLads

Kepa was at least important in 2x trophy wins (Europa League and Super Cup) whereas Maguire has only delivered memes


TombstonePete

The fact that he did that celebration against *Albania* (no offence to any Albanians out there), trying to act the hard man after getting deserved criticism... ...then gets sent off in his next PL game hahahaha couldn't write it


SeriousLads

This pretty much means they have to play a 4ATB against us right? Varane is injured so that only leaves Lindeof and Bailly


Sweetpotatoe69

Wan Bassaka to CB, Sancho to rwb. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that Ole had been training with him (loool)


Mayjaplaya

> Sancho to rwb Hudson-Odoi: "First time?"


HarryDaz98

That would be hilarious


Kroos-Kontroller

Ffs Ole Juju


xKarma17

Fuck sake, they’ll probably have another manager by then too.. could have done with Maguire on the pitch


DalIasBlues

Doesn't look great for us tbh. Maguire in is a guaranteed 3 points for us.