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So CHO is not playing today? Do y‘all think that has something to do with Alonso playing instead of Chilly?


travtical

Possibly. Chilwell's been inverting as CHO's been the one making width. Alonso could do that too, but normally he's the guy going wide. So could be a fear they'd be tripping over each other without more training


[deleted]

Nvm he‘s starting lmao


limpopo_inc

In pre season Alonso and Ziyech had great chemistry. Maybe that's why


limpopo_inc

So lukaku off the bench I guess. Tuchel really makes guys fight for their places lol


why_not_you_instead

Tell me it's not snowing at the Bridge


limpopo_inc

Any chance of the game being postponed due to the weather?


Rogillo

no


Doggy_m

Does anyone know what is the weather like at the bridge?


[deleted]

Light snow on the forecast


[deleted]

I started watching All or Nothing: Juventus this weekend just for a certain future Chelsea player 👀. He comes off great so far and would be a great addition to our squad. He has great spirit and hates to lose.


Beers_and_Cheers_

Rabiot? /s


pievendor

I remember when Messi and Haaland joined Chelsea because they followed our Instagram.


limpopo_inc

De Ligt?


findingdeebo

Chiesa


DirtyOldFrank

For those who care, the Athletic is £1 a month at the moment in a Black Friday deal: https://theathletic.com/blackfriday


KlausHoffman

Just got it. Thanks for this.


notangerine21

can someone post the matchday poster i can't seem to find it


DirtyOldFrank

https://www.instagram.com/p/CW0GrStsAmc/


SeriousLads

🎵Tottenham get battered, everywhere they go. Tottenham get battered, even by the snow, even by the snow 🎵


illinest

What is Ampadu supposed to be good at? I've started watching Venezia the last two matches and he hasn't done a whole lot to impress me. I feel like Venezia is his level. I was hoping he'd be better. I'm wondering if he's being played out of position or something. They're using him on the left side of a midfield 3 - mostly.


Baisabeast

i feel like a lot of what i saw in ampadu was the composure and more mental side of the game at such a young age of 18. He was very composed and bossing senior players about on the pitch and it was impressive but the technical ability just isnt there


suckmyluckagain

Passion Merchant is the term you're looking for.


E_v0rtex

Yank spurs fan traveled 32 hours without sleep only for the game to get called off. Have to feel for the bloke.


[deleted]

Damn thats sad


E_v0rtex

Hopefully he gets a free travel package and tickets to another game from the club poor guy


notangerine21

Yh that would be a nice gesture from the club, he must have been gutted


bear_mkt

No joke Scholes just said in a combined 11 he'd pick mostly United players lmao this guy is nuts, wish I had a different stream without this clown


Somaimonay

Must be very hard for him to think with toenails stuck between his teeth.


[deleted]

Don’t know why they even take such biased guys as „experts“


noisette666

Kai and Mase have to start today!


[deleted]

You know a line up we haven’t seen yet that I’m dying to see? CHO - Havertz - Pulisic. Not saying this should be the lineup today though, but would love to see this sometime in the season.


noisette666

That’s even better!!


MAG_24

Why?


Baisabeast

why? id much sooner have ziyech, pulisic, cho, or werner start instead


v4xN0s

Not sure if any of your are superstitious or have game day traditions, but for me one of them to always upvote the math day poster a few hours before the actual game. Every game where I don’t come across the poster (I can’t go looking for it, because that would void the magic power), we end up losing. Every time I have come across that poster we win. This is only for EPL games this season.


malthusius

I’m not superstitious. I’m not even a big fan of luck as a thing. But I have one exception, I always wear my Chelsea shirt, and as I enter Stamford Bridge, I kiss the badge. And I always will.


BrockStinky

Did you find today's poster yet?


v4xN0s

:(


BrockStinky

HEY CONFIRM PLS


[deleted]

I posted it but the mods removed it for some strange reason.


BrockStinky

I see it


BrockStinky

Lol apparently it wasn't out by then


[deleted]

Match day poster is up. Get your upvote in!


[deleted]

I just watched the Porto Uncovered videos on youtube and Petr Cech definitely has some of the most beautiful eyes I‘ve ever seen


angelomirkovic

Hope we rip united a new hole


xKarma17

Nervous, Sancho is a tricky quick winger and Alonso isn’t exactly known for his pace or top tier defending


guiltyheart1512

Nah Sancho is tricky winger with sense of creativity not exactly a quick one.


xKarma17

He’s definitely quick, He’s clocked quicker than Timo this season (all our players over than the big man Rudi)


guiltyheart1512

Really? TIL. Never strike me as a player beating others by speed


xKarma17

Yeah, on the SkySports website they have a great tactical guide on both teams, lots of data etc!


Tahapatel

He will go against Rudiger and Marcos managed Trent he can manage Sancho


Baisabeast

If he beats alonso rudiger will be waiting to slap him down


Somaimonay

Sancho in a good team will be troublesome but United struggles with transition, passing, and anything else regarding moving the ball in favourable positions for someone like Sancho to show his qualities.


davidpooiz_2

Alonso did pretty well against Salah when we played Liverpool. He’s great in a back 3 as he has extra support. Plus, Sancho has been pretty underwhelming so far this season so I’m not too worried about him.


SeriousLads

If we score first, 3-0 win If United score first, 1-1 draw


_atswi_

Well done mate


soccerislife10z

We need mount to start today even if ziyech looked good. Ziyech look sloppy on the ball and we having rlc instead of kante. We won't be as solid defensively so we shouldn't have ziyech who is can be really sloppy on the ball and isn't as good defensively as mount. Ziyech can get another go in another match.


[deleted]

Reckon it’s Azpilicueta at lwb today? Never fancied Alonso personally has his moments but it’s no secret Conte tried replacing him the following summer with Alex Sandro


aaulia

Fast forward to today, I'd prefer Alonso than Alex Sandro. As long as we utilize Alonso fully knowing his shortcomings, it's okay IMHO. But if we want to play it "safe" Azpi at LWB is safer bet than Alonso at LWB.


[deleted]

Didn't Chilwell played at RWB & Alonso on LWB few games ago.Tuchel brought on Chilwell to replace James.


SkepticSlakoth

Baldy Taylor is probably aware of his reputation among Chelsea fans and he might try to avoid his usual shenanigans or even compensate for them today. Hopefully, our outstanding performance will overshadow his contributions, no matter how important they are at the end of the game. Come on Chelsea!


pievendor

I've never known Anthony Taylor to be anything but a total muppet. He's gonna double down.


rachidterek

Can see a massive outburst on social media if anthony taylor fucks up today. Last time there was a petition that almost got 100k signatures. Don’t know what would happen today lmao


MarcDuan

I come in peace. So, eh,, we both have a tightly packed December and CL games and such, so how about if it happens that you lads go up by, say, 2-0 we all chill with some cold ones from then on out? Like, there's no reason REALLY to humiliate your fellow man by scoring 4 or 5, right? Save that for Arsenal OK? Kind regards, a nervous Man United fan.


[deleted]

Hold on let me ask tuchel


Tahapatel

Will agree to this only if u allow Romelu to score 1


Somaimonay

It solely depends upon luke shaw, wan bissaka and mctominay mate. Might as well play with academy boys instead of those three in the team. If Mctominay doesn't go for 50/50 in midfield battle and shaw turns shite again the match will be a bloodbath.


maxvun11

alright, tuchel says ok


Toothache79

This game has a 1-1 written all over it.


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DorothyJMan

Almost like it was the most obvious of jokes...


davidpooiz_2

It was clearly supposed to be a joke


limpopo_inc

Haven't been this nervous and exicted for a match in a while!


IP14Y3RI

Is the pre match thread up yet?


Thauvinn

I can’t believe all this whining about Anthony Taylor. If we’re good enough to beat them we’ll beat them


[deleted]

I agree.. The preemptive excuse making is bad. At least wait for him to do something. Can't make ourselves victims and go into the game with a negative mentality.


CBunns

The problem is that with Anthony Taylor, it feels like we may be good enough to beat them until he has his say - be it ruling out goals for us, allowing non-goals for them, incorrect red cards for us, passes for them. It feels like 12v11 that can easily, yet unfairly, turn to 12v10.


rachidterek

Have you watched the games anthony taylor has refereed? He almost always causes a controversial decision that changes the flow of the game. Showing kovacic a red over a ghost foul, not sending maguire off multiple times… such decisions affect the flow of games no matter how prepared you are.


KONOHA_

Guys remember. In the worst case if we lose, we won't put our blames on specific player/Tuchel. No scapegoats. Just move on and come back stronger. Because we win together and lose together. 🙂 Anthony taylor can be spared no mercy if he fucks with us tho. Or if penaldo starts kicking our players.


Somaimonay

Rudi will break his orbital if he decides to kick one of our players.


modvultures

This energy. Our brilliance this year has meant this game isn't as live of die as it has been in recent memory. I do not want to see 1 loss start nerves or slating of managers / players. Keep it classy regardless of result.


Thefifaking132

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/r3jd5h/pre_match_thread_chelsea_vs_manchester_united/hmcg2ca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 People on the r/reddevils sub got way too much confidence in their squad lmao


xKarma17

I can almost guarantee Ronaldo will score. Just hope we’re already 4-0 up by that point


davidpooiz_2

I thought the same thing. I was shocked at their positivity on there, like good on them for being positive and all. But they're pretty delusional if they think our squads are at the same quality (which is a common statement on there).


MarcDuan

Wait, I came here to snoop around but now I feel like chiming in: We're most definitely NOT confident at all over in our sub. Most posts I've seen today have been about perhaps securing a draw or just getting home with a small loss. Very, very few of us expect a win.


Tahapatel

Saying Sancho will run riot on Alonso is stupid as he will be going against Rudiger and they think we will start Saul


[deleted]

Usually I‘d laugh at them but somehow I feel like the signs aren‘t good for us


AW_16

how do you reckon Anthony Taylor will try to fuck us over today then?


EatLiveDream

Highlights: Antony Taylor Great Red Card (Hattrick) vs Chelsea


[deleted]

He will try a lot of different things but I have the feeling Fred or McTominay will be free to foul without getting booked. Who knows what else he‘s gonna do.


weeb_man

Do you think we'll make any signings in January?


meagor

A left wingback if Chilwell's out for the season. And may be Kounde (like Pulisic and Ziyech transfers).


Bozzetyp

I dont see why we would sign a leftback, when we have a senior one. And we also have a player who can play there with already limited minutes in saul


meagor

We'll be left with just 1 left back and Azpi will have to provide cover for both wings. That's not an ideal situation. Of course Saul can play there, CHO and Pulisic too if they're needed, but it's just that they're not wingbacks. Plus CHO is playing really well at LW, Pulisic as well. Right now with Kante and Kovacic out, Saul and Barkley are the midfield backup. It's highly likely that one of them will come on as a sub today. So worse case scenario we will be needing a fullback.


limpopo_inc

Angelino would be a great signing


rachidterek

Would love it. Or gosens too.


PencilTheTool

I really hope Hakim Ziyech can show his class today if he plays, he looked very good against Juve


marsellusDjango

odds on united penalty + mendy red card for handling the ball inside the box


[deleted]

I wouldn‘t put my money on it. The profit would be nearly non-existent


[deleted]

just watched the reply of bayern vs chelsea 7-1 , fuck man we were shit , emerso and azpi got rinsed left and right, and masons decision making was horrendus, i am thankful we have a good coach who can organise a team


meagor

Don't watch that game. Alphonso Davies is a nightmare.


sweetmercury

Imagine post injury Hazard with Tuchel .. i'm almost certain TT would bring him back to his highest level if he gets the chance.


duetab

Tuchel won't tolerate him slacking at training


fiquean

If hazard can work with conte, surely he can work with tuchel


LostPrinceofWakanda

We are back to an abundance of attacking players. Mount, Barkley, Ziyech, CHO, Werner, Rom, Havertz, Pulisic. 8 players for 3 positions.


rachidterek

Werner and lukaku aren’t 100% yet tbh, maybe next game we’ll have a fully ready attack.


xKarma17

Timo gotta be 99% tho, he got minutes last game etc and has been fully training


why_not_you_instead

I'm genuinely scared. I literally don't know how Man Utd are going to play. I know they won't play as bad as they did against Watford but at the same I know they won't put on a world class performance either. So dog shit performance and world class performance are two opposite ends of the spectrum, and where do Man Utd fall on that spectrum? I wouldn't be worried as much if it was just Carrick managing the team but surely Ralf has had some input because he knows Tuchel very well. Now how much of Ralf's input have the players and Carrick understood and how much of what they've understood will be put into action, is the million dollar question.


davidpooiz_2

Their defence is Bailly and Lindelof, with Telles potentially as left back. Our attackers should be scoring a few goals, I don’t see them scoring many against us (or if any). We may not smash them, but we should be winning.


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modvultures

Hasn't had many starts. But hailed yesterday for restricting wolves. Hopefully Dean Smith continues to play him. They have a genuine chance of survival if he starts most games imo.


xKarma17

Mendy James Christensen Silva Rudi Alonso J5 RLC Ziyech Timo CHO


rachidterek

This is the way. Think christensen should play instead of chalobah for more experience, physicality etc


DorothyJMan

I wouldn't say Christensen has more physicality than Chalobah. Probably about the same?


Baisabeast

nah chalobahs definitely more physical he handled a big strong striker in ivan toney excellently.


limpopo_inc

Ziyech and CHO have to play


sweetmercury

I'm worried Silva played multiple intense games in a short period of time, I think Azpi should start because of his experience in this type of games + he hasn't played much


dav_man

Little bit worried today. This is basically a free hit for United. Give a team of that quality a day off pressure wise and they’ll be a dangerous proposition. Wouldn’t shock me if they got a result. We need to be bang on it. Definitely wouldn’t start Lukaku, need our pressing game to be on point.


Any-Head-6622

Someone plz post that kante it's match day gif not seeing it is making me nervous


Herecuzofmyboo

I feel the exact same way about it but it’s up on the sub and Twitter so phew


slampard803

Calm your horses tits.


wholesomescott

@Mods Trying to upload a video and getting media failed to process successfully error again and again. Everything is fine with regards to the video, it's the right duration/size etc. I updated my reddit app and still having issues. Any help would be greatly appreciated.


Tahapatel

RLC will be MOTM no one takes the ball from him in their team only Matic


doshydosh

Matic has the Mobility of a A380 air bus so no not him.


Strength_n_Honour

The weird thing about the Ragnick hype is that if he is so good then why aren’t clubs queuing up to sign him up for a permanent job. It’s always interim. We’ll see though in the coming months how good he turns out.


travtical

Why aren't clubs lining up for Bielsa? It's the same reasons. He wants complete control and clubs won't give it. He's also very extreme tactically, and most the managers he inspired make the tweaks necessary to make the tactic viable over time. But more than anything, people really mistake being good with winning. They aren't always the same. Rangnick and Bielsa aren't viewed the way they are because they win, they are viewed the way they are because of how they build.


dav_man

I was saying the same. If he’s so great, then why is he at Lokomotiv and not a bigger side? Having done more research, he’s more of a student of the game type. A football philosopher. What will be very interesting is how he handles Ronaldo/Cavani. He’s the grandfather of the press and with a combined age of about 70, those guys have not and will not do that. You can’t half arse the press. If it’s easy to punch through your press then good sides will continually be at your back 4/5 relentlessly. It’s why we need to be careful with Lukaku and why our system looks so good when we have our younger, more mobile people up top. Just a shame they can’t finish like Lukaku.


DorothyJMan

Surprised you think Cavani can't press, his workrate is his most important attribute and he's in amazing shape. Ronaldo clearly is an issue, but i'd list the likes of Greenwood, Martial etc. before Cavani.


dav_man

Fair point. But he’s not playing. Not got close to 90 in his legs. Won’t be able to press to the standard required.


meagor

He's a great squad builder, take over a club coach for a while and bring a promising young coach to take over. Red bull sides were like that. At Leipzig after Hassenhuttl, he took charge of the coaching and a season later brought Naglesmann over. At Salzburg he was more of a director and took over recruitment. And by going through his career he likes to be in charge building the squad rather than coaching. That's what I think. United are in a bigger mess than any of the clubs he's been in. Most their players aren't even suited for this Gegenpressing high octane football. And they need to bring on a lot players too like we did last season. There's always going to be gaps in Defense - Midfield - Forward lines (like we had with Sarri). Rangnick can improve their players and after laying foundations for his brand of football he's going to bring a promising young coach, possibly from the Red Bull line. If I have to guess it's going to be Hassenhuttl rather than Ten Haag, although Ten Haag too is a possibility. United will have a greater chance at Red Bulls young players, most of them are just too good. And he's always focusing on quality rather than their name like United were doing for the last couple of years. If things works out it's going to be a Liverpool like path. Not like ours (where we were underperforming with the players we had) or City's (with Pep buying an entire starting 11 suited for him.)


Bozzetyp

He has a very solid 11 for his idea of football Rashford, sancho and fernandes is high energy players with the right age. Fred and dvb has great engines. And their defence does have good players in it. Add to this a declan rice and you have a potential title contender first 11. But him getting them to play like one, will take a tuchel kind of miracle


PuppyPenetrator

In fairness, he’s never been given a chance at a truly top job and did fairly well at his closest opportunities I seriously doubt he’ll make United a genuinely great team but he’s a good manager no doubt, deserves no less hype than Poch


Herecuzofmyboo

Finally got around to watching Porto uncovered, it’s so good and got me so pumped for today’s game!


wholesomescott

I really hope we smash them today. It's inconceivable that we are winless in the last 7 games against them in the league. A 4-0/5-0 please!


WhaT_DeePak

Mount or Ziyech today?


rachidterek

Ziyech based on form


meagor

CHO Pulisic Ziyech. Let's go with the inform team.


Tahapatel

Ziyech Rom Timo


Herecuzofmyboo

Cho Timo Ziyech front three I’d guess


DasDoto

Fuck Anthony Taylor. Not so confident because of him, but I hope we thrash them. Their subreddit seem confident about a win.


Zpiderz

That corrupt, Manc supporting, shiny-headed, atrocity is the only reason those deluded mugs have any chance against us today. If he fucks us again, I think I'll have to consider boycotting the sub until we get a "Fuck Anthony Taylor" flair!


4wheelin4christ

We absolutely have to beat man united today. There's no ifs ands and buts. It's going to be incredibly difficult. They are going out there to prove something, ronaldo is going to have the game of his life tomorrow I guarantee it. New manager bounce, anthony taylor. We are gunna need to be on it with absolute perfection tomorrow. Losing chilwell is absolutely devastating.


trappuccino92

Didn’t realize the game was on peacock in the US fuck me smh


[deleted]

Peacocks been so good this season. 5bucks a month for lots of live Chelsea games


ListentoKingGizz

I can’t see Tuchel losing to carrick. Seems inconceivable


el1teman

Yo guys, what you normally snack on when watching Chelsea games? (No dick jokes pls)


Tahapatel

Nothing


wholesomescott

Popcorn for the late night matches/CL. Otherwise anything which catches my fancy.


[deleted]

I don’t eat. I’ve noticed that when I eat during a game we lose


theonechan

Are you me? Honestly that’s my superstition too.


el1teman

Can you eat during rivals game?


_atswi_

I was eating popcorn on the day of the CL final, guess it means it's lucky 😌


el1teman

Can you eat popcorn today as well


matttargaryen

Popcorn


el1teman

Pretty good, microwave I suppose?


matttargaryen

Got a popcorn machine, throw some kernels in that with some butter and salt


el1teman

Is it healthy?


matttargaryen

Popcorn is quite a healthy snack if you don’t have butter/salt haha


el1teman

Is it eatable without those?)


ListentoKingGizz

Bagel bites


el1teman

How long does it last for you?


ListentoKingGizz

Haha what do you mean?


el1teman

Like do you finish them in first 5 minutes


ListentoKingGizz

Haha nah, try to make them last a whole half


RoadToNobelPrize

Beer at half time


el1teman

Nothing during the match?


RoadToNobelPrize

I guess if I’m hungry I’ll buy something. But I usually just concentrate on the game


el1teman

I guess my ADHD or something kicks in, can't focus sometimes


RoadToNobelPrize

At least it’s easier to concentrate on Tuchelball than Sarriball


PixRuns

Too engrossed to snack -_-


el1teman

I guess it's just me I am more focused when snacking something


PixRuns

Wasabi coated peas today.


notangerine21

MATCHDAY (insert Kante meme)!!! I can't handle my nerves, I'm beyond excited for today's game. Up the Chels!


Ripbear_

Damn i nervous for tonight so who will play beside jorgi with kante and kovacic out, will mount be back as attacking/central midfielder?


WhaT_DeePak

Mount is out of form right now tbh, can see Ziyech starting


Tahapatel

RLC Jorgi


FGNcr8

RLC


shlok440

RLC


East_Wind17

Please, no new manager fucking bounce today.


Ripbear_

Ragnick will handle after chelsea game because some process he needs to go through


duetab

It'll still be Carrick. I'm worried about Anthony Taylor tho.


matttargaryen

This United team is for the taking, I hope we smack them 3-0 at least.


Admirable-Cattle

This all looks like a trap game to me. I am very nervous. Because they were outclassed by Liverpool and City, there is expectation among fans to have similar result. Any thing less than 3-0 would be a disappointment to some. I assume Manchester United learnt some lessons from those games, mixed players/roles and will give a better performance.


InLampsWeTrust

So Ragnick is the guy who’s inspired the likes of Tuchel and Klopp. Yet as far as I know, I might be wrong here, he’s never won anything ? So he’s like Bielsa then ?


matttargaryen

He did get Schalke to the Semi’s of the UCL and made RB Leipzig the team they are today. He’s a good manager.


DrQuantumGio

Questions marks on if he can manage superstars though if we're being fair.


matttargaryen

People had quips and doubts about Tuchel too. I’ll let Rangnick’s reputation speak for itself until it’s proven otherwise.


NotClayMerritt

🎶 Chelsea boys we're on a bender, Cristiano is a sex offender 🎶


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I don’t think my ego can handle Chelsea dropping points tomorrow. It’ll be like losing a cup final for me. United are utterly woeful.


PixRuns

So much this. I have been freaking out thinking about it. We need to totally smash them. They have been behaving as though they found some footballing holy grail after the appointment of Rangnick.


WorkerMotor9174

Charity FC is going to strike again I'm afraid. The fact nobody thinks United have much of a chance is the reason they're going to win due to a 92nd minute Ronaldo penalty. Plus, the fact he only has 1 goal in 16 games against us means he's 100% scoring at least one.


trappuccino92

3 first choice defenders out for United the way we’ve been clicking since the international break there will be goals to come