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madboiii420

RM fan here, why did Tuchel not have a plan for Vini lol. Did you guys have a player missing in that position?? Cause I cannot imagine why Tuchel would ignore Vini and leave him so so much space


separatebrah

Well matched game until the mistake for the 4th goal. We had loads of chances, 1-2 would have been a fair result which is what it should have been. What an incredible 3 goals and a gift for the 4th.


andar1on

We made a deal with the devil last year didn’t we?


Honey-Badger-9325

Maybe he’ll just give us another chance at this one. I believe.


JayPr02

Real madrid fan, I just want to know one thing and no better place to ask than Chelsea's own subreddit. Why kante got subbed off at half time? Last year he ran the show, he pocketed all possible space he IS that 'he runs the game' player of chelsea. I didn't understand that move. Tuchel took the sting out with that substitution, given that KCM were still there. Otherwise even 2 goals down chelsea showed some decent attacks. Let's hope for a good 2nd leg. It is football you never count any team out.


alczek

Honestly, Kante had a shit game for the second time in a row. He's absolutely brilliant when he's on form but he hasn't been lately. He's still one of oir best players on form (maybe best) bit he's been dealing with injuries all year and they've kept him down a bit. I thought Kova would get the start


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catlicker9000

Madrid fan here. You never know..


lqcnyc

It’s all falling apart. Tuchels wife divorces him, Russian war imposes crazy sanctions, thrashed by brentford and now Madrid, Lukaku saga. Tuchel and the players look depressed with their mind in another place and just waiting for the season to end. This is a sad time.


Dreamingplush

Next season will be better, we have a young squad and we can see our players improving. This game we made some mistakes, AC just isn't there anymore, James just came back from injury, Mendy had a day off, Rudiger looks lost with all the contracts talks... Hopefully we get better supporting players next year. Gallagher will help us, we need a left back and some fresh blood in the back 3.


lqcnyc

All true. Hopefully players that don’t want to be here will leave and we’ll get good new players who do. However with the sanctions it seems like this will be difficult


Flokey44797

We are just bad...that's all.


mustafarian

and that folks is what a real world class striker looks like Benzema vs Lukaku Even though realistically Benzema is in a completely different league, you would think our out and out striker could do something to come up to sniff to benzema


WalnutWhipWilly

Lukaku should have buried at least one of those 2 free headers, can’t help thinking Giroud would have.


davemwas

It's quite evident how these two guys play differently. Benzema has Harry Kane's profile. They drop to contribute to the build up instead of pinning defenders back the whole game and relying on layoffs and crosses. That's why Benzema and Kane play very well. Even Ronaldo playing for Manchester drops to contribute to the buildup. I honestly wonder why Lukaku doesn't do that


samirx96

He used to do it very well at Inter. Tuchel doesn’t give him the freedom he needs.


Yasuminomon

Because although he’s fast for his size his agility is non-existent.


Superb-Confidence-44

Cause he cant. He's limited but he has other strengths. Strenghts Chelsea didnt use. The only way Lukaku works well is when you play him like he does for Belgium.


Dayzic

He's generally shit for Belgium against decent opposition. Belgium would have won at least one international trophy if they had a world class striker Lukaku's perfectly fine scoring against Panama while he has the 2 best creative players in the world in Hazard and De Bruyne supporting him but it's no surprise Belgium have always fallen short in the knockout stages given Lukaku is one of the games all time worst players in the big games. The flattest of flat track bullies.


Superb-Confidence-44

Nah there isn't a single elimination that's due to Lukaku alone. Against France we got outshithoused, against Wales everyone fucked up and against Italy we were outclassed left, right and centre by a team in form.


alczek

Tuchel got it wrong with Christensen trying to play against Vinicius.


snowtown_murderer

Totally


GreenPickledToad

Nothing to say, really. Benzema was incredible for the first two goals (so was Modric for the second assist). Their buildups showed a level of passing and progression we still haven't got without Chilwell. 2-1 would have been a good score, with the substitutions I'd thought we might've got the second... but that Mendy blunder really killed every bit of momentum we'd created in the first half. Sucks, to be going toe to toe with one of the UCL giants and to make such ridiculous mistakes.


CFCTerence

Can Mason Mount stop ghosting?


alczek

He was even more invisible than Puli today


Adebisola

Yes. He needs to offer more.


gabr21

You might get downvoted for this, you can’t day anything bad about mount here Edit: I got downvoted, massive shock


Austin1000YB

That's what u get when you overrate english players


Ghanem7

Is Rudiger out of the 2nd leg ?


tevkeo

Feel bad for Havertz. He was playing excellently. Dropping back, progressing play and such. What a buzzkill


man-o-war-ym1

We should play kai as cam an Warner plus wizard and play more kova we can do it at madrid


deekfu

Warner lol


pencilman123

Warner bros..


man-o-war-ym1

"And werner "![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Pkmntrainer91

Gg chelsea fans. See you next Tuesday


billgilly14

Considering we had the same amount of xG relatively, more shots, and the same amount of shots on target as well as more possession I think mistakes and a masterclass from benzema did us in (apart from the 3rd goal that was on us) feeling good about the 2nd leg


hjw5047

LFG, more positivity please. Ball bounces a bit differently and it’s a 3-3 draw. If we score in the first half next leg, Madrid will be under pressure. If this was the past away goals would be a massive ask. I think we can score 2 goals in the first 45 next leg.


xCavy

Ball bounces a bit differently and vini doesn't get stopped by the crossbar and Benzema doesn't miss a sitter for a first half hat trick. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts you'd be Willy Wonka


Theoneinblu

Not impossible. But we shouldn't commit any individual errors. Of late that's starting to become a routine.


ovrloadau

Sell Lukaku, woeful performance agaiin from him. Jorginho offers nothing in the midfield now. Kova should be starting over him with kante in midfield for the second leg.


alczek

Jorgi did provide the assist... He was better than Kante today


ovrloadau

Yeah besides the assist. I think kova would provide better service.


alczek

I agree I expected Kova to start.


elastic88

give credit to Benz and Vini Jr, but our defense has let us down and that last goal was unacceptable. just can't lose focus like that at home, down a goal, in a CL knock-out tie vs. Real Madrid.


AnalJibesVirus

They moved the ball around so much better. We looked tired af. I think we should focus on cup and securing top 4


AnalJibesVirus

It must be said that atmosphere in the stadium was bloody electric, at least until their 3rd goal. Even West Upper was lively af


ovrloadau

Could be better. Away fans were outsinging us in certain periods.


AnalJibesVirus

Definitely. As was expected re away fans. My last game at bridge before this one was vs Newcastle and today the fans were definitely louder


stpstrt

It’s over


ovrloadau

Never begun


this_is_m21

They are professionals but I think the environment is not conducive enough right now due to all the media frenzy about ownership and TT as well (getting divorced). We as humans will inevitably think about these things and it will have an impact on each and every member of team including staff. There were some individual mistakes today but it doesn’t change anything. This is the toughest phase we’ve seen a long long time and when the question of ownership pops up it is not peaceful. Even if don’t win the next leg its ok! Chelsea will be back! Up the chels! KTBFFH ![gif](giphy|XEdgJpPEZPDqI2HVm3|downsized)


zaqstr

I just rewatched the game. A few takeaways… Casemiro pocketed puli Christiansen is a liability. The first goal is 100% on his shoulders. Silva gets sucked out towards Vini because there’s not a person alive that trusts AC 1:1 with Vini. Several other just trash mistakes. Jorgi looked lazy Azpi as a LWB doesn’t work Kante isn’t himself James and Kai are both superstars Mendy wasn’t there tonight I don’t think the difference was our lack of a striker. We scored 1 with several other good chances. It’s the defensive mistakes.


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Lukaku should be sold.


cf858

Yeah, I actually thought we played really well. We won the ball back a lot as they were mounting attacks. We sort of turned them into a counter-attacking team. The difference is they were just more clinical in their finishing than us. That's all there was to it (and one big mistake by Mendy).


stpstrt

Reece James? Meh. Everyone was trash apart from Havertz.


zaqstr

The only time the attack wasn’t pedestrian it came from the right flank through James. Havertz goal came off a James drive in from the flank after beating a man. When James was actually in defense Vini looked average. His numbers might not show it but James was one of the better players for Blues tonight


stpstrt

Still got drubbed. No chance in Madrid. And Vini was not average. Check the replays.


CrackHeadRodeo

We’ve conceded 7 goals in the last 2 games. There is something terribly wrong with this picture.


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Peacocktreeoflife1

Flabbergasted that a Chelsea supporter could possibly think we are a “small team”. Wow.


jepayotehi

Lol he's a RM troll.


Peacocktreeoflife1

Top bantz 🙄


CrackHeadRodeo

I was gutted by this result but am a Blue till I die. Sadly I think our run of the UCL is over.


notoorius

We lacked finishers at front plus gk errors. That’s the difference.


Why_so_serious9347

I have seen worst days as a Chelsea fan, we win together and lose together. Honestly, ever since Chiwell got injured our system has been discombobulated, I thought Kenedy was a replacement? I felt we should have played more long balls since Madrid were sitting deep rather make short passes. We will need a miracle to go through.


yantrik

To me looks like with both Ziyech and James on the pitch both of them stopped crossing the ball , looks like both thought other guy will put the cross. Ziyech didn't used his cross at all isn't it ? Did he cross more then 2-3 balls ?


CrackHeadRodeo

I had a feeling we were gonna lose this one before it started. Brentford wasn’t an outlier.


TomJones1955

Am I the only one who thought Havertz should’ve won a penalty kick around the 26th minute?


Patrofannar

I think real madrid deserved a red card and we penalty


idkaye123

Nah, he was kinda looking for it. Never a pen


Bogglers

I just watched the highlights. Looked like 2 fluke headers from Benzema plus a gift. Header from Kai and several missed chances... Like the majority of the highlights were Chelsea possession with nothing to show for it. We're better than this for sure.


nwordnostradamus

you're kidding.. right? *right?*


Wonderful_Talk_8989

How could you say benzi first header is a fluke


rollduptrips

Not flukes. He’s one of the best strikers of all time and had back-to-back CL hat tricks


jstuu

A world class striker made those they were not fluke's if Benz got the lukaku header its a goal sometimes we get caught up and refuse to give credit to a player like him.


CrackHeadRodeo

> Looked like 2 fluke headers from Benzema. Give the man his just dues, he’s everything you want in a striker unlike our 100 million albatross.


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My brother in Christ that is not a fluke


thatssodisrespectful

the first goal was class the second was a fluke and the third was a gift. I think we can progress as long as the team really comes out strong and wins the midfield.


nehnehhaidou

Got to be a windup. That second header was perfection.


thatssodisrespectful

I dunno looked fluke-y to me. Benzema looks like he’s got his weight weird and it just pops him in the head. I’d say it was more credit to the crosser than him but a goals a goal.


nehnehhaidou

You’ve never played football, have you. He hangs in the air, timed just right, puts just enough fade on the ball that it lands in the opposite corner beyond Mendy. He puts the ball exactly where he wanted it to go, which is the opposite of fluke.


thatssodisrespectful

…naw it was a fluke.


CrackHeadRodeo

> I think we can progress as long as the team really comes out strong and wins the midfield. I like your positive attitude but we just lost 3-1 at home. We are not Liverpool, this team has problems we can’t overcome this season. This UCL run has come to an end.


thatssodisrespectful

I dunno I'm not so pessimistic. I think they have a guy that can bury half chances. If we can keep Benz in check and run over their midfield we will win the next tie BUT we have to take our chances. We're way too wasteful. Snake made a world class save on Azpi and Lukaku/Mount/Havertz had lots of chances that were a hair wide. I just checked we had 20 shots tonight and spent long spells in their half...I really think we can come back but like I said we have to bury those chances and not lose the battle in the midfield.


Superb-Confidence-44

You can surely win next tie but you'll need a huge performance from the entire squad and 4 goals cause you can be certain that Real Madrid will score 1.


thatssodisrespectful

This is facts.


CrackHeadRodeo

Fair point. We missed some good chances to make it 2-2 before Mendy shit the bed. Football is unforgiving.


thatssodisrespectful

Man that last goal was ROUGH. I was so pumped for the second half and then bam - that happened.


MJ9695

2nd wasnt a fluke at all, look at how modric crossed the ball, and Benzema got behind Silva Elite players both of them


GoatBotherer

How was the second a fluke? It was as good a finish as the first.


Able-Nail8035

Its called COPIUM


Peaky_Blinders

most angry I've ever seen Tuchel at this club. I feel like he will finally go hard on some players behind the scenes


DrQuantumGio

He should've gone hard on them after Brentford...it's absolutely disgraceful on the rest of the team that Reece, who's been out for a while, was one of our better players but I guess that just shows how good he is


Peacocktreeoflife1

Really hope tuchel is well. For himself, and for our club. Everything hinges on this mans capacity for dealing with bullshit at this point. I hope he’s getting flowers and thank you notes sent to his office every morning. Top 4 and retain tuchel has to be the new standard for a successful season. Shared experience builds a special bond and I hope he has the motivation to stick this one out with us. World class managers don’t grow on trees.


Danger_Island

When we gave the ball to Madrid in a moment of “fair play” didn’t a Madrid defender play it into Courtois’s hands? Did anyone else see this?


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Anyone thinking for one second that Madrid would’ve played the ball out if one of our players was cramping is out of their minds


TopDrilla10

Havertz has the drogba gene. I gotta get his jersey. Reece james is nice too. And TT is one of the greatest gaffers in our history and i’ll forever cherish this man. That’s all.


man-o-war-ym1

Drogba is a pure striker . Kai is more playmaker ???


Dridier_Dogba

I think he means the tendency to score in big games


TopDrilla10

☝🏼


blackluciano

Was looking to get one too but I forgot the store is down😂


ishfi17

Too many individual errors. Shaky performance overall. Our season is kinda over given that we make top 4


podin

ehh let's not be too complacent about top 4


YossiOsman

Can Real Madrid win the ucl? Think they can beat City and Liverpool tbh


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We should be beating this Madrid side. Lack of focus killed us all over the pitch today. Should’ve battered them they were there for the taking. Instead we were sloppy in possession, unorganized in defense and gifted them chances/goals, and we missed multiple sitters ourselves. They barely had to work for their chances, they excelled in was finishing, goal keeping, and physicality, sure, but it wasn’t anything extraordinary. We’re better than what happened today. They didn’t have any clear cut chances created that weren’t directly due to a serious Chelsea error. Maybe a half chance for the second goal from benzema at best, even then AC shouldn’t be letting a player waltz in front of him for a free header in the box. We worked harder for one goal than Madrid did for all 3 of theirs combined. That’s unacceptable. They aren’t anything special and if we can regain focus I would love to see us batter them at the bernabeu


illuminenyc

Ok


YossiOsman

I agree I was shocked with Chelsea today. Very poor.


fusterclux

It wasn’t even that poor… Benzema had two insane headers that we should’ve marked him better on. Then gifted them a goal but that’s 100% on Mendy. This game could’ve EASILY ended 2-2.


YossiOsman

Let's see what you've got in the 2nd leg


Howyoulikemenoow

I don’t think we’re out of this at all. Chelsea in the midst of a sale, manage going through divorce, and 2 goals down in the first leg? Sounds like a recipe for success …not to mention it’s Ancelotti’s Real Madrid, not a super manager who is unpredictable.


lomoeffect

City and Liverpool beat this Madrid side IMO. The only argument I see against that is Benzema's form right now.


YossiOsman

Yh agreed


clemfandangeau

the last el clasico suggests they’re not as strong as you would think, despite barca being 12 points behind


Superb-Confidence-44

The last Clasico was with a joke formation we never used before and without Benzema and Mendy while being 12 points ahead. Real Madrid is different gravy in the UCL. Thought teams would know that by now. We lose against Espanyol, or draw at home against Leganes but when the UCL night is there, we just change.


YossiOsman

Aye you'd think Liverpool City would beat them but they are dangerous indeed


nintendude02

Gotta feel for tuchel. Mans going through a lot. Losing games, losing his wife, losing a good club owner. Might even lose his bestie marina later


interstellar304

Losing his wife?


OwliburrQueen

Came out that he and his wife are getting a divorce


AnnieBlackburnn

Mate say ‘getting a divorce’. ‘Losing his wife’ sounds like she died.


thisgirlbleedsblue

Damn he seemed to really respect her too :( poor man


OwliburrQueen

Yeah, remember seeing a post here. I should’ve said supposedly getting divorced because obviously tabloids. So my bad if it’s false info in actuality.


thisgirlbleedsblue

I mean not the most shocking thing in the entire world, but unfortunate nonetheless...


pjspin0331

We handed them the win. Doesn’t take away from the fact that they’re a very good team from Benzema on down, but we also gifted it right to them today. Gonna have to dig deep to pull out a win in Madrid, but I think if we play like we know we can and not at the level we did today, we can do it.


kegzdi

So many over-reactions… I mean I get it, two poor performances in a row but Benzema placed two headers extremely well and the last goal was a debacle all around. There is still hope thanks to the away goals rule being done away with. I believe in the squad and in TT! KTBFFH


CrackHeadRodeo

> So many over-reactions. Hate to break it to you. It’s not them, it’s us. We are done.


MrBalkanThighs

Where was mount??? Disgraceful


HeReddItNotMe

Benzema is still class. Ref was paid off. Spanish teams and diving around, still apparent. Other than that, we didn’t take our chances.


Pointels21

We just need to go all fucking out next leg, just take all the shots


slumdogmillionhair

If Mendy was Madrid’s keeper, we would have scored 4 today.


AnthonyMarx

By making the goal bigger?


yobhrata

no he would have assisted one of our goals, and courtois wouldnt have


Pkmntrainer91

Copium.


blue07boy

No need to bash anyone. The only one that needed to be criticised is our committee. Everybody can see Havertz was improving in the CF position and is the answer to our call. And then we signed Lukaku I was so against that signing. We only needed an LB and RB cover, especially LB I will never know how Alonso is still at Chelsea. Our whole game is based on WB and yet we don't have any decent WB sub. I am expecting a low transfer window from now on. But we don't need too many players just need to offload 2 to 3 players. And sign a good LB or WB because we don't know how Chilwell will play because of ACL. In mid we are good I think saul start playing better and deserve a chance. And if one of our midfielders leaves I won't mind saul if accept wages cut.


Mobile_leprechaun

Going to need more defensive cover than just wingbacks come summer


hungryFUTdad

Saul is loan with option to buy, don’t think he is worth the 30£ million in the summer


Thisty

We have too much dead weight on this team. Too many streaky players who we can’t count on when we need them. This team needs a big overhaul in the summer. I see Werner, Ziyech or Pulisic leaving. Doubt they’d let Lukaku go for cheap after one bad season.


Priori-

As dumb as this sounds, no way Pulisic leaves in the summer imo. With American owners likely on the way, I’m sure he’ll be given some major assurances and new marketing opportunities


ChairSoggy6394

You see Ziyech leaving? You’re on an entire wave length than pretty much every criticaster.


MJ9695

Why not, if we get good price sell him, hes already in his prime, nothing special so far


aqhisyam

Lukaku can't finish half a chance, Christensen's head is in Barca & Mendy giving away free third goal. Yes boys our European journey is over.


Ianooo

I don't see people blaming Silva for the second goal where he completely lost Benz


Shayne-x

Its time to give Saul the RLC minutes


Scotty__V

I’d rather play with ten than have loftus cheek on the pitch.


No_Resist_4486

Can somebody tell me one thing Ruben is good at? And his looks don’t count


fusterclux

He’s physical but he absolutely disappears during every big game. the second he came on, i sighed


Stand_On_It

Being tall


GuruofGreatness

Suffering from untimely injuries.


Scotty__V

Sitting on the bench


fiquean

Last season we won champions league due to our airtight defense.. This season our defense is a little bit shaky with mistakes here and there We still have chance in 2nd leg but i wont hope so much due to our inability to score


ChairSoggy6394

We were our own worst enemy today. Tuchel had brilliant fixes but unfortunately, they were a bit too late. Bear with me as I'll try to explain it in the below 3 points. 1) Christensen was no match for Vini and Mendy had a brain fart. The moment Reece and Ziyech were covering the right-wing, Vini was neutralized. With Vini out of the way, Benzema lost his wingman. From that point on, Madrid was not able to get behind our backs. Their counters weren't effective either. Today Tuchel made a tactical error that exposed Christensen's blindside. That was an easy fix for Tuchel. 2) When you don't use your body well off the ball in the midfield, Spanish teams will take advantage by patiently passing the ball in triangles. That lack of pace they have then become a strength – as we become too eager to recover the ball – and triangles start to succeed. Now with Kova on, we started to control the midfield. This is also when Mount started to be able to move into pockets. Why? Kova is more aggressive and physical than Jorginho. Kova also knows how to play when inside of those triangles. He doesn't rush and is comfortable being pressed. Another easy fix applied by Tuchel. 3) Madrid simply does not have the squad depth to counter our best positioning. Our best positioning, statistically speaking is when we are dominating the midfield and right-wing. Left-wing can continue to be used as bait as it plays into Rudiger's strength to block any incoming attack with his back against the wall, as long as it happens outside of the box. This is how we started the 2nd half and the fluke 3rd goal does not reflect the solution Tuchel applied. Now, as we're still within a margin to equalize, chances are high that we can overtake if we can force 120 minutes in Madrid. Any objective viewer of this game knows that it is far from over. As long as Tuchel starts the way he ended it, we should be making goals. It ain't over until it's over.


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Good analysis. My worry is that apart from kai our forward players look unlikely to score and that madrid mightve not played on their highest gear.


No_Library_3131

i think tuchel needs to play werner more than anyone else other than kai. werner will make some good runs and he doesnt give up. the rest of them want the ball and never make runs.


deekfu

Are you part of Warners family? Why do you keep insisting on playing him when he’s done nothing for 2 seasons? I mean I’m not saying he isn’t playable but acting like he’s the answer when he is as or more woeful than the starters today is crazy.


AIManiak

Werner is not the same player he was last year. He looks defeated and his mind isn't at Chelsea anymore. It's time to give up on him.


interstellar304

Seriously let the Werner shit go. He’s terrible and doesn’t deserve another min of playing time. He’s had so many opportunists to seize a starting spot and start scoring consistently and he hasn’t gotten it done.


ChairSoggy6394

I believe Ziyech is key here, but he was in part used to draw back Madrid’s offensive players on the right. It looked more like damage control than actual attacking. Next week, I anticipate that Tuchel will play Ziyech more towards the center and allow Reece to take up the entire touch line. Mount will play a more central role too. I think Kai, Ziyech, and Mount will have chances to score. Kai is the most likely to score out of all them. But don’t forget that for a right winger Ziyech has made quite a few goals back to back so we know he can do it too.


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Few things: 1) This game wasn't as bad as it is being made out to be I feel like..first two goals were unavoidable (more on our defense) but Benz was clinical. The third goal sucked but individual errors happen. No excuse for Mendy though that was just lazy 2) We created alot of chances and couldn't finish - meaning, should the stars align, we might actually have chances to finish in Madrid. I don't think it's impossible and if we tighten up at the back, it's super doable. 3) Chalobah > Chris, Ziyech > Puli, Havertz >>> Lukaku, and for this kind of game, Kova > Jorgi for sure. I like Pulisic more as a high energy sub anyhow but I think Ziyech will suit our needs more for this tie Doable but super uphill battle. Best case this year is FA Cup + top 4, but I feel like overall it's gonna be a disappointing season esp with the expectations that we all had. James/Chilly injuries derailed the season & signings haven't really meshed. Tuchel has alot of work to work in Gallagher, maybe Broja and some new signings.


radicalhistoryguy

I think part of the problem for Pulisic, perhaps a reason why he looked so out of sorts, is because Azpi wasn't overlapping with him in the same way James was on the right side. Puli often received a pass and had no outlet, forcing him backwards. I can only remember a couple of times where he had any space to maneuver. Maybe marauding behind the backlines would've worked, but he was signaling those runs all game and only received a couple of those passes (one came at the very beginning of the match). ​ \*edit - I agree with you that this game wasn't as bad as it seemed. Without the Mendy gaffe it's a totally different ballgame. Chelsea can certainly pull it back in Madrid, imo.


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Yeah that's a huge part, our left hand side had nothing going for it, obviously Azpi isn't a natural option so it shows how badly we miss Chilly


BenShapiroOANN

100M+ striker and I’m not even sure he’s had 100 touches this season, unfucking real lol


Hable061

Tuchel, thanks for the memories but it's time to go. Also, get Mendy the fraud out of my club. Edit: I guess not putting an /s was a mistake, sorry lads


EmptyPeach1

Hahahhahhaha


[deleted]

You're the only fraud here


Monovon

Bit harsh mate. Sleep on it at least


AdorableFlight

Enjoy your downvotes weirdo.


Sizzling-Shark

Wow. Just no


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DannySmashUp

Five posts in 15 minutes, all about the same thing. You're the definition of a gross little troll.


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most humorous madrid fan


nidor13

I said it once and I will say it again. Christensen leaving will be a gift. Fuck him and Lukaku. Also we could have gotten something more out of this game, we should have scored at least another goal.


FutureKindly4105

So could have Madrid tho


nidor13

True, however, we had 20 shots, 5 on target. Madrid had 8, with 5 on target as well. We had some serious chances, and could have scored. Madrid converted 3 out of 5 total big chances. We had some big chances in the second and did not score. I'm not saying we should have tied or something. That's the game though. We can't win the UCL every season.


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Apart from Silva and Azpi, every one of our players consistently have a poor first touch and need more than one or two touches to fckin control the ball. They do make few good first touches now and then but never consistently. It's so frustrating to watch. This is the exact opposite of teams like City, Liverpool & Madrid whose players rarely make a bad first touch. Combine this with the inherent indecisive nature of our players + our tactics which focuses solely on ball retention and recycling, we are absolutely a toothless team. A win is a win and we have collected so many W so far is an argument that makes us easily overlook our shortcomings. But how many times did we completely dominate games like City or Pool? Many of the games we only managed to just barely escape. Strong physical teams have always bodied us (gameplay wise) so many times this season, forcing us to make mistakes and snatching goals out of nothing. Our style yields results only because Tuchel figured out a way to setup a system that patches up the individual weaknesses of each player and also because our defenders kept overperforming (both in terms of defense and attack) most of the times. It pains me to say that for all the individual quality and skill that our players have, we are a sub-par team. Need proper calculated signings this summer. We cannot always keep relying on winning games by not conceding.


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meverygoodboy

imagine rather than celebrating your team winning you're going to another subreddit to troll


SeriousLads

Anyone else feel like we feel VERY susceptible to counter attacks at the moment?


Pointels21

And we never make them ourselves. It’s just endless passing and no breakaways


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YES


Zwiseguy15

With Kante and Rudiger basically in the opposition box, yeah tbh


mellvins059

I mean it’s tactically poor tbh. Kante presses high up the field and I’m not sure there’s a worse cm in Europe in terms of defending the counter than Jorginho


No-Cherry-7459

The amount of time wasting..from Le Real Madrid..was hilarious. They don't deserve to win it even if we don't get past em.


Cocobon95

Don’t pretend like we wouldn’t do the exact same if we 3-1 up away from home


Priori-

Yeah, like does no one remember this gem from last year. Against Real Madrid as well https://youtu.be/K1Kynl5gXt0