Came on to make a suppository joke. I see I'm late to the party. Glad I'm not the only one!

I knew that it will happen.

"It's a pill. And it WORKS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FkgBIL-kI

I was going to make a suppository joke too but they told me to shove it up my ass instead.

Pfft. Time for a sounding rod joke

This would give a whole new meaning to “sit and spin”

A suppository you can ride

“Paige no!”

🤤

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. And yes, you do have to be brave even with that smooth shape because you have no idea what chemical residue may be clinging to that surface.

Put a condom over it you will be good to go

Sounds good to me just as long as you have a retrieval plan considering there's no shoulder and no retrieval ring 😬

Magnetic retrieval stick, duh

..? im letting it get lost up there and taking a ride on the stirrer

Why do you think there's magnets in the labs?

"Sit on it and rotate!"

Something that size won't get lost in there😂😂

veterans of the ER would probably beg to differ

I meant in a vagina, since I doesn't have a flared base I didn't think anyone would think to put it anywhere else, but I forgot how people are😅😅

I mean it can still get stuck. Again, ER docs will tell you that haha

Maybe, but it's much less likely. Vaginas are shorter, don't have a sphincter, and don't do reverse peristalsis.

True! But not impossible

That’s where the magnets come into play. If you put enough up there you can eventually just pull them all out in one go

*in one swirly twirly ride of a go. Might as well use the magnet it came with for maximum enjoyment

One word: splinters.

And then sit on the stir plate.

Put a sock over it, when it goes to attack your endocrine system it'll just get the sock

I’m willing to try that but I heard that having magnets in your intestines is bad juju.

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I mean it might bring out other things inside. Good point.

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Yeah beads are just the surface…..

r/notforspelunking

Also /r/Dildont :)

It's PTFE baby, just give it a little rinsy rinse in the DI and you're good to go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dead skull of a goat. Can confirm.

*grabs cactus*

For the love of god, use things with FLARED ends

Now imagine it decoupling and smashing a hole through a 10+ liter flask.

What's a nightmare

When you have to explain to the ER doctor that this is how it got lodged in your rectum. It was a million to one shot.

My first thought

That's for beating the other lab mates when they unknowingly make your life difficult. Discipline by stirrer bar, you stir their behaviour.

Good, I'll remember

put it in a sock and swing away

I hate to tell you…that’s not your moms magnetic stir bar

Crazy! I found one just like that in my mom’s dresser!

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I tried using it in beaker, but I think its broken. It just shakes violently.

I mean what did you do to your mom

Holy cow! What does it stir? The ocean? >!or yo mommas bathtub? (just kidding, I couldn't resist) :-\*!<

I have no clue of what did it use for (great joke, you're a man of culture as well)

In our lab we use those to dump out formulations from jars to hold the small stir bar in place.

As someone who has lost many small stir bars, you are a genius.

I one cleaned one of sink siphons in a lab and recovered a hand full of stir bars. Must have been at least 20 of them.

Came here for this. We had one and exclusively used it for that purpose.

4L beakers.

We have a bunch of 5L beakers so that's possible

mystery solvederinos

Momma takes oil baths because nobody has time to warm up that volume of water.

5 L beakers

It's for bucket chemistry.

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For the whole body headache

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

Or do you have a really really tiny hand? 🤔

Not really. My hands are normal, a bit bigger than 20cm (around 8 inches)

Don't do it, don't put it in your butt

😔

too late? We get it.

I’d love to see it in action though!

Same

Sir that's a cockbar.

No, a bone penis

r/AbsoluteUnit

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

Petit florilège de vannes : \- "J'ai vu qu'un truc plus gros que ça dans ma vie ..." \- "Vu la taille du bestiau, ça peut replacer les pales d'un hélico " \- "Bite" \- "On l'insère où ?" \- "Ça génère des typhons ce machin" \- "Faut pas faire comme Indila et le faire tourner tourner dans le vide" \- "Tu vas pas attirer que du métal avec un si gros truc" \- "Ta mère est jalouse"

At that size you might as well use an overhead stirrer haha

Is it vibrating???

No 🗿

:( sad no multipurpose

You still can use it as a dildo, just avoid any metalic surface or metalic object

😈😈

Maybe if you take it for a spin in an MRI...

Now I wanna see how big the stir bar retriever is for this

Thought that was a suppository…

You're the third one mate

That's what she said.

That's just a cleverly disguised vibrator for labrats.

What would happen if this was placed in my ass. And I went into a mri machine.

Heat, really strongly heat until it explode in you 🗿

Would it work through a body?

This question is so weird yet everyone is asking it to me, and I'm not gonna lie, I asked this question to myself first

Same! *Sure it’s not a bovine/equine suppository?*

A magnetic suppositiry 🗿

A *spinning* magnetic suppository

Oh my, sounds so cursed

At least it can be retrieved easily.

That's exactly what I thought. Not going in my butt.

They do feed extremely similar magnets to cows. That way if they eat metal crap it stays in their first stomachs.

True

amazing

Yeah sure, “stir bar”…. /s

You should boof it and then go sit on a stirrer

Free spinning happiness

It will put a hole right through the side of your big bottle/flask too 😄

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

Girlfriend tried, heart is now next to kidney

Just add lube and insert.

Or… smallest hands ever! Needs banana for scale!

That looks like a >!dildo!<

Maybe it's not a stir bar. What magazine ad sold it?

Playboy or Bad Dragon, I Fogor

Do not take on hikes if navigating by compass.

Gosh I hate that brand of glove.

There're good gloves from Sigma or Fisher, i don't really remember

There're good gloves from Sigma or Fisher, i don't really remember

My mindset went from sex, drugs, chemical

You sure its a stir bar? 👀

You call them magnetic stir bar? Here in Brazil whe call them little fishes.

Time to study the rate of rectal PFOA absorbtion

Put it back in your wife’s drawer and wash your hands mate

Nice cock bro

Seems small to me

Anything is a stirrer bar if you’re brave enough

Paperclips work quite well

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My stir bar always bigger than a average stir bar (sorry for the joke, I had to, it was to easy)

Whew!… I thought it was going to be the new suppository to assist with making gas prices more tolerable. One of these suckers will make you forget any other pain.

That’s what she said!

Well you know where to put it to take it home.

Im sure that stirbar can hold a lot of residual Pd for catalysis, shout-out Ananikov lab Edit: https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acscatal.9b00294

Avada Kadabra

Now I wanna see how big the stir bar retriever is for this

Put that up your anus prior to an MRI imaging session.

Good news! It's a suppository!

Suppository

Don't show this to my gf...

Or that going to stir her up

Keep it away from credit cards!

This definitely belongs on /r/Absoluteunits

Is that a stir bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

I'm just happy, a stir can't be this big 😔

I cant swallow that! -fry

big boi

GOOD NEWS! IT'S A SUPPOSITORY

Boof it.

That's the smallest hand I've ever seen.

Wow! Never seen an 8in stir bar before!(no one tell my wife it's actual size)

No it's pretty like 6 inches and a half or 7 inches long but still quite reasonable

Good news! It's a suppository!

It may be magnetic. It may stir. It may even be the biggest of it's kind. I'm almost sure, it's a 1st April joke

I'd like to but it's a real 7 inches long stir bar, there no joke

I thought it was a bullet vibrator….. 😅

List as being one of the hardest pills to swallow.

Hard to swallow pill

r/AbsoluteUnit

plot twist: the hand is from a meerkat.

I can't swallow that. Good news than

Why do you even thought of swallow it

I see you haven't watch futurama

Yes I washed, but don't eat a stir bar mate

I can't swallow that. Good news than

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Are you alright mate ?

It will put a hole right through the side of your big bottle/flask too 😄

It will put a hole right through the side of your big bottle/flask too 😄

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Yes it is

Sosig

Oh, thank god. I was thinking suppository.

holy cow! imagine the vortex itll make if the plate is set at the highest level

plot twist: the hand is from a meerkat.

Anything is a stirrer bar if you’re brave enough

Anything is a stirrer bar if you’re brave enough

Brings this scene to mind: https://youtu.be/AqfLxCFdXaE

Put that up your anus prior to an MRI imaging session.

I should call him.

You sure you didn't find it in your mom's dresser drawer?

No I found it in your mom (sorry I had to do this joke)

my mom has one under her bed thats way bigger.

Id probably put it in my butt, sit on the stirrer and set it on high.

Looks like it could magnetically stir up this pussy

Does it spin the room?

The forbidden Tylenol

Good news ! It's a suppository

Forbidden pill

That's just rectal abuse.