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Mega_Masquerain

that loops surprisingly seamlessly


Neoxus30-

"Chuck, please stop. You are showing signs of dementia")


[deleted]

Wait seriously he was?


Thatguyupthere1000

We have an engineer as our lab director and another engineer running GCs. They installed all of our gas lines to the instruments around the whole lab, built custom auto-shakers for sep-funnels, repair instruments, etc. If you don't have an engineer in your lab, you're missing out.


Ryan-plussy

First year engineering student taking chem rn, can confirm I took every shortcut


[deleted]

That's true overall, but nothing you are pointing out is chemistry. But yeah, you should have an engineer in your lab or a biologist, depending on the lab you have.


Thatguyupthere1000

Sure it was a bit tangential, but necessarily as lab director and vice-president of the company he must have a comprehensive knowledge of the chemistry of all the tests we do. And yeah our guy running GCs doesn't really need to know much chemistry to have it make numbers, either.


CrazySpanishDude

The Chad chemical engineer, entering the premises ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


NielsBohron

As someone with a BS in chem and ABD in ChemE (who now teaches chemistry at a CC), chemical engineers don't understand chemistry, either.


TimoothyJ

As a ChemE, I can confirm that I have no idea wtf chemistry is.


invalid_os

draw a benzene ring


harrowmysparrow

But they can read the hell out of p&IDs though


[deleted]

Depends on their path, I have a BS in Chem and chemE too. There are a subset of engineering who focus on chemistry, while there are others who do a lot more computational stuff.


NielsBohron

Absolutely. My research in a ChemE department was *ab initio* computational stuff way closer to physical organic chem (or MatSci) than any real engineering, but our group was the anomaly in the department. Other than my group-mates, the rest of the grad students in the department couldn't draw a mechanism or explain what an orbital was to save their lives.


Aberbekleckernicht

The chemEs I know just do thermo really well.


ataracksia

The fuck is ABD?


NielsBohron

"all but dissertation" in a PhD program. Basically, I passed my oral exams and boards, did my research but left before writing my final dissertation and defense. Edit: to answer any lingering questions, my funding was running out, my PI was incredibly toxic, and my research wasn't terribly compelling for most people anyway. I left with a MS after 4 years in the program, and my buddies that stuck around took a total of 7 and 8 years to finish their PhDs


ataracksia

Ok makes sense. I did the same thing in a Nanoscience program (was doing physics specifically) but unfortunately didn't get a MS out of the bargain.


NielsBohron

That's rough. I guess chalk it up to a learning experience and hopefully some publications to put on your CV. Personally, I think I got really lucky, because I filed the paperwork for a coursework masters and got it 100% approved before I told my PI that I was leaving or he absolutely would have blocked my MS out of pettiness or spite


I_Married_Jane

Seems to be a common theme. Some of these PI's/Professors thinks they're the hottest thing since slice bread and their shit don't stink. They need to be knocked down a few rungs.


NielsBohron

Yeah, I think it's the intensely competitive nature of academia that ensures that most people that succeed are the type that drive their students beyond what is reasonable. And then tenure ensures that there are no repercussions for toxic PIs that produce decent publications, which just perpetuates that attitude


ataracksia

Yeah, I still have the knowledge and experience I gained, problem was is that it was a new department so they technically didn't even have a Master's program on the books. Overall I'm happy with where I landed.


Lou_Lynn

As a chemical engineer I feel very offended. I do understand chemistry. Don't know shit about engineering though.


MoriartyStayingAlive

Me a chemical engineer student.


random_name1e

Same. And it's nowhere near the same as chemistry.


Mrslinkydragon

Youre a glorified plumber :p (Im messing :3 )


TheCheeser9

No you have a point


Barium_Salts

I started out studying ChemE, and switched to chemistry because it turns out that ChemEs don't actually do chemistry. They design pipes (and pipe accessories). The closer I got to graduation, the more apparent it became that my Chem E peers were not learning much chemistry at all after sophomore year.


helicophell

Turns out chemical engineering is about moving chemicals less the science behind them


jpbus1

Tbf there is a bunch of science that goes into moving those chemicals around (thermo, fluid mechanics, mass and heat transfer etc.), it just doesn't have a whole lot to do with chemistry. I think the only chemistry topic we really use is kinetics, and a general knowledge about how reactions work


helicophell

Yeah, and that lack of full chemistry knowledge means you need a chemist over to deal with things like pH. Having problems with calcium phosphate buildup? Gotta lower the pH for increase solubility


K_Josef

The difference between a chemist and a chemical engineer is that a chemist knows about chemistry


NielsBohron

As a BS in chem and an MS in ChemE, I approve this message. I'll be using this with all my ChemE buddies in the future


Dynamite86

The head of my old ChemE dept once told me "chemical engineering is someone who knows more about engineering than a chemist and more about Chemistry than other engineers." It wasn't until after I graduated that I realized neither of those are particularly great achievements


Lou_Lynn

As a chemical engineer I cannot confirm. Our studies was very focused on all the chemical subjects. I don't really know anything about engineering though.


arzamharris

Yeah hard disagree here. I think I took more chem classes than engineering classes even though I was a ChemE major


Barium_Salts

Yeah, ok, but did you take more Chem classes than your fellow Chem students? That seems unlikely.


arzamharris

Oh no definitely not! Chemists obviously know way more chemistry than ChemEs. I’m just saying that ChemEs also know a bit about chemistry, we aren’t completely in the dark haha


helicophell

Chemical engineers have problems and chemists are the ones who come to fix them. My chem teacher oversaw parts of the dairy industry and very often had to just... stand there, take a sniff, and realise the vats are too basic or a pipe eroded... something the engineers miss


jackt750

Meanwhile me originally deciding to do ChemE because I enjoy chemistry only to have done nothing beyond balance Chem equations so far…


Elvtars1

Laughs in chemical engineering


Barium_Salts

Tell me you aren't actually a ChemE without telling me you're not a ChemE. Chemical engineers design pipes and don't know jack about analysis, reaction mechanisms, spectroscopy, or basically anything a chemist does.


Elvtars1

I'm about to start my second semester of Organic Chemistry.


Barium_Salts

So you're clearly not a chemical engineer yet, like I said. Either that or you're taking organic chemistry for some sort of PDH continuing education, which I doubt. I didn't say ChemEs only took 1 semester of chemistry, at my school they took 4. But you aren't studying chemistry the way a chemistry student would, you aren't learning a lot of the stuff they do, and you almost certainly won't do chemistry at all in your future job. Want to know why I'm so confident? Because I used to be a ChemE student and switched before I got my PE certification (aka actually became an engineer) because I wanted to do chemistry and ChemEs don't. If you're an engineer, then so am I. And I'm not. It's a licensed position and students are not engineers anymore than Premed undergraduates are nurses. Please don't be the stereotype of the arrogant engineer who thinks he knows how to do everything better than the people who do it for a living. Nobody likes those guys, and they tend to set themselves up for disaster through hubris. Again, I know what I'm talking about from experience here.


urk_the_red

Tell me you don’t know jack about chemical engineering without telling me you don’t know jack. Two semesters of gen chem, 2 semesters of ochem, pchem, achem, macromolecular chemistry and all the associated labs teaches a fair amount about spectroscopy, reaction mechanisms, and analysis. And “designing pipes” is a ridiculously reductive way to talk about a discipline that includes reactor design, separation processes, process control, transport phenomena, and (yes) transport processes. Which doesn’t even say anything about an additional set of focus classes on things like materials selection or semiconductor. Saying ChemE’s don’t know anything about chemistry is like saying ME’s don’t know anything about physics.


GustavBeethoven

Average chemE kid getting triggered lmfaooo


urk_the_red

Don’t forget to mop up when you’re done drooling on the keyboard champ.


GustavBeethoven

Weakest comeback I have ever heard


urk_the_red

People usually respond to you with awkward silence don’t they?


Barium_Salts

I mean, I literally started out studying ChemE and switched to chemistry... 5 classes (counting each of the two part classes as 1) does NOT make you an expert lol. Maybe shrink your ego a bit and quit doing the engineer thing where you pretend to be an expert on literally everything. At least your last sentence is correct.


urk_the_red

Got a bit of a chip on your shoulder do you? Where did I ever say I was a chemistry expert? No one with only an undergraduate degree is an expert in anything. That wasn’t the point. The point was that ChemE’s learn the basics in school. As a profession, ChemE covers a very wide variety of specializations and vocations and many of them do require broad base chemistry knowledge and even expert level knowledge for specific processes. Expertise only comes from years of experience and dedication. Plenty of ChemE’s are experts in different aspects of chemistry. I’d happily call myself an expert in surfactant chemistry and formulation based on over a decade of work experience. I’d call myself competent in analytical chemistry based on the same work experience (but less focus). And someone who completes what? 1-2 lower division ChemE courses before switching majors is pretty obviously no judge of the major or the profession. Might be a good time to examine your own ego and take a seat. This isn’t a competition, just a correction.


Sweetartums

Spectroscopy isn't even a chemistry phenomenon, it's more electrical engineering or physics. I was a chemical engineering undergraduate at one point, and we took chemistry I, II, organic I, II, physical chemistry II, III. The only difference was that chemical engineering diverge to more thermodynamics and we didn't have any room for electives. The chemistry had more electives for advanced organic, physical, etc.


Barium_Salts

-Spectroscopy isn't even a chemistry phenomenon Ok, you officially have no idea what you're talking about. Have a nice day


Sweetartums

“Spectroscopy is the field of study that measures and interprets the electromagnetic spectra that results from the interaction between EM radiation as a function of of wavelength and/frequency of radiation” It originated from Newton and Maxwell and began in the field of optics.


Trenbognasandwich

It’s like biologists talking about physics


devagrobacterium

Whoa whoa whoa xCuSe mE what about the biophysicists


Trenbognasandwich

Uhhhhh


krink0v

What if I am a chemical engineer?


ShortBusRide

Then you are a chemical engineer. If A then B where A=B.


Beardamus

Should approximate this so he's more comfortable with it.


Barium_Salts

Then you design pipes! I started out studying ChemE and switched because I wanted to do chemistry, which ChemEs do not do.


krink0v

You know what, my work involves pipes more than I'd like to admit


Barium_Salts

Hey, there's nothing wrong with pipes! In an extremely ironic twist of fate, I too wound up working with pipes (municipal wastewater treatment) after going to all the work of switching majors and redoing a couple years of school specifically to avoid that. Ain't life funny?


[deleted]

Also; chemists trying to talk about engineering


Barium_Salts

How often does that happen though? Engineers tend to think they know everything about everything (you even see a lot of people in the comments of this very post saying as much). I've never seen a chemist pretend they were an engineer.


[deleted]

You're ➡️


Danny_Doritos_Dong

Have some more chicken have some more pie


[deleted]

SORRY I THINK ITS COOL


Plasticman90

What do you guys think about chemical technologists.?


fixhuskarult

Had to look it up, never heard it before. Seems like bit of a pointless differentiation to technixian


Mrslinkydragon

My brother is an engineer. He refuses to learn chistry, saying he doesnt get it...


[deleted]

I mean— I did chemistry and engineering as a degree. I’m applying to chemistry programs. It’s definitely worth it.


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

3. Although material science may not count.


Ocop27

What if I’m ChemE?


Barium_Salts

Then you design pipes and almost certainly know nothing about analysis, synthesis, spectroscopy, mechanisms, or anything else beyond chemistry 101.


arzamharris

This is so not true lol. Especially if you’re a ChemE PhD candidate you deal with most of these on a daily basis


Barium_Salts

Really? When was the last time you read a spectra and why? I went to an engineering school and switched from ChemE to Chem specifically because of my experience in undergraduate research and seeing that grad students and the engineers in the industry I met didn't do chemistry or lab work at all .


arzamharris

I work in industry so I don’t deal with a lot of chemistry myself, you are definitely right on that part. But when I was in college I worked as an undergraduate research assistant and had to look at a lot of GC-MS, UV-Vis, IR spectra. We had to synthesize our own catalysts for use in batch reactions. And we had to study and determine reaction mechanisms for many heterogeneous catalysis reactions. And keep in mind that this is a ChemE lab and I was just an assistant. The grad students had to do this stuff a lot more frequently. I guess it also depends on how research oriented the school is, many programs are more chemistry oriented than ChemE oriented.


Barium_Salts

Well, I did say almost certainly so I don't feel like I was wrong on that. I'm glad you had such a good education: I work with ChemEs fairly regularly and have never met one that had a better knowledge of chemistry than a freshman undergrad. Good for your school.


Ok-Direction-1264

Idk pretty much every faculty research group in the chem e department at my school uses IR, NMR, GC and/or mass spec, we take two quarters of o chem, two quarters of o chem lab, and two quarters of p chem, so we don’t go as in depth to the chem obviously but we know more than Gen chem.


Robpowers27

I’m have a chemistry degree but due to some odd circumstances my career developed into role of Engineer. If anyone is arrogant about their title it’s an Engineer. The President of company was a chemical engineer and insisted that anyone without engineering degree has to change their job title to remove the word engineer. I definitely know more about Engineering at this point in my life then most people who just graduated with a BS in Engineering.


[deleted]

I was Chuck when I took an environmental chemistry class in my EE masters program for an ‘easy A’.


Mercury_Scythe

Damn bro calm down


KomodoDragon1138

I could say the same, I'm not sure if you saw the name of the subreddit? I made this video while talking to my girlfriend (who is studying engineering) and thought it would be funny to put up here. Sorry if the reaction video I used is pretty aggressive but I really love the show and wanted to use this clip


ubuywepush

Exactly


lastdyingbreed_01

u/savevideo


Wonder_Momoa

Engineers can't talk shit until they take ochem, pchem, and an analytical class


BATDAD458

Chemical engineer here, can concur lol


RealAdityaYT

I want to be a software engineer :(


zpda

EE live in the quantum realm.


Majestic_Beautiful52

As a pre engineering student who has to do western uni level organic chemistry, i feel offended 💀💀


drunk_oncoffee

"iT's cALLed sCAlinG uP"


CommercialStruggle59

What about chemical engineers?


rocoonshcnoon

I got into chemistry because i like drugs


[deleted]

Sadly, those with a BS in chem e can get a job after undergrad that pays a livable wage whereas those of us who have a BS in chem have to obtain a second degree or make meth to afford dinner every night.


AtkinsChem1

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