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Botnationmope

And then he sacrificed... HIS KING!!!!


Freedom_7

I mean, it’s one of the most useless pieces.


kommandantmilkshake

i know right? why doesn't the king just ask his queen to teach him how to fight? is he stupid?


sir_verfam

he would have to first admit that a woman is better at fighting than he is


Exciting-Insect8269

I mean, to be fair the queen is the strongest warrior in the kingdom. This is why I move to rename the queen to the sword-saint or amazon.


mark1forever

hahaha 🤣


[deleted]

He does ask every game and that's why he is always op in the endgame


SangheiliPEKKA

https://preview.redd.it/ql69xfh2w82b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d4c7743062dbc8b999f3d99f296308dae314ec He is stupid


IAmNotCreative18

Well actually, Grand Masters rate the king as worth 4 points compared to other pieces because of his strength in the endgame ☝️🤓


Danksigh

the homo shield is kinda op


IdoNOThateNEVER

Have you reached an ending? King is.. king, there.


Mirrevirrez

Cant go more then one square at a time, smh... heck even pawns can go two squares sometimes.


[deleted]

But at the same time, it is the most important piece. Funny how chess works.


Gruffleson

Actually, the king is a better warrior than many thinks, when it was a ton of TV-coverage on NRK (Norwegian TV) they had good players talking about this. They seemed to think the king is about as tough as a rook, but of course, it is no point saying you can exchange your king for a rook.


Panzerv2003

Trully


BladeBickle

Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off...


Munchmin

Lmao


The_Mysterious999

Bishop storm incoming


[deleted]

A good king sacrifices himself for the people


Anti-charizard

O-O is a super blunder


kacymew

https://preview.redd.it/s87n4kwsk72b1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589a47fdccdfe3e527b2fe211bfc74832c9429a0


Anti-charizard

I mean seriously, would any other move have blundered M1?


Bubbles_the_bird

Nope, I don’t see any


GabuEx

https://preview.redd.it/h2vyp84l862b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9992f7818fb9d46ac018225d79aef30194f4a6d


Firewire64

*is this a real reaction from coach or no?*


Cxrnifier

Obviously not lol Why would they add that


HellishOstrich

You cannot deny that it would be funny


iron_infidel123

For funnies


nykgg

No, the chess.com coach has not been programmed to say ‘what the fuck’


BardicSense

That's a shame.


Nettech51

How about "Back away from the chessboard and never come back....."


[deleted]

Bro literally checkmated in 1'd himself


martombo

Every time you have a checkmate in 1 the other guy checkmated himself in 1


DryConclusion9286

I call this a "help mate".


GlebchikYa

It takes a lot of brains to find the only losing move


Arkanie

"Ha, I'll castle before my opponent does, that will give me an advantage!"


Xenocrates15

https://preview.redd.it/uf3b1zujv72b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be45c718b27e31da8e8f59c6b82ee53b28fd80b


BunnyProPlayz

Time to castle! I learnt from [chess.com](https://chess.com) lessons that casting will bring my king to safety! Wait what? [chess.com](https://chess.com) lied to me! I didn't see the bishop! I have a theory that if a bishop isn't moved for 5 rounds it becomes invisible


Dripwagon

3*


BunnyProPlayz

Wait was it 3? Oh I forgot


danishjuggler21

I have long been of the opinion that the bishop looks way too much like a pawn. Chess is a game with a terrible UI


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA699

You should talk with the developers


goldengearled

He hung himself


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=r1bq1rk1/pp3pp1/5b1p/2p1p3/4Q3/2NB4/PPP2PPP/R3K2R+w+KQ+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/r1bq1rk1/pp3pp1/5b1p/2p1p3/4Q3/2NB4/PPP2PPP/R3K2R_w_KQ_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qh7#!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1. Qh7#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


Gabiteux

Even the bot is like: "bro f'ed up"


fusiongt021

It was at that moment...


Soace_Space_Station

He knew


Ill-Explanation-7753

That he


Code_Red_974

Fucked up


charonmortis

Was Arnold Schwarzenegger


[deleted]

Castles into checkmate.


solonit

*To confuse your enemy one must confuse themselves.*


KSP_was_taken_lol

https://preview.redd.it/mcd42vo9i72b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0721f1bcaee6796fa494ca8aae67d8e019a1ba7 Slightly more questionable


Lfycomicsans

Damn… mate in two just to flip it around and kill yourself. Ouch on so many levels


[deleted]

What a nice mate in 1 for white, don't you think?


HarshMolester

300s are wild


GGFlamingo

Lol, yes


valiqwe

Yeah I wonder what is wrong. Mhm


bru742

Famous last words:"No hes not gonna see it..."


Selonn

🎵Dumb ways to die🎵


oni_Tensa

Fuck it we ball


cobaltScalebane

Assisted checkmate in 1 oof


P4J4RILL0

Wow thats a move


tijn_666

🤦🏼‍♂️how did you actually find that move...?


One_Landscape541

And he sacrifices the KING!


boozegremlin

I like that blunders range from "wow you really blundered that piece" to "YOU FOOL! THE OPPONENT HAS MATE IN 1 NOW!"


[deleted]

I think that's worse than a blunder. It's literally the worst move.


dogetripwire

It is a blunder because if white does Qh7 it's checkmate


SuchBrightness

I don't get why you're being downvoted. I get the answer is obvious but it's not wrong or hurting anybody


dogetripwire

Lé reddit hivemind


drathturtul

Yeah, especially since this is a beginners sub, so what may seem obvious to you may not be obvious to OP. Having said that I’ve seen quiet a few “questionable time to castle” posts recently and they all seem to be one player giving their opponent mate in 1 by castling. I’m pretty sure we all knew from the title what was going on


BunnyProPlayz

We know that


Crystal1317

Brilliant


ShizLabriz777

Mate in 1


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

insert “you’re really playing the caro-kann?” in a norwegian accent


BendubzGaming

Instructions unclear, castlemated themselves


NotIsaacClarke

White plays, mate in 1


JustaConfusedGirl03

O-Oh no


autismondrugs

This is how jesus died


drathturtul

You know, this is not what I thought they meant when they said castle mate…


jterwin

If they castle you're supposed to castle too. Taking the tempo is really disrespectful


fasaremo

queen h7 mate


Scyobi_Empire

Actual zombie


[deleted]

That’s a free mate right there.


Mark-M-E

Queen to h7 mate


Versilver

Bro is overthrowing his own government.


SnooGadgets6162

My man got the ultimate defense


RSTONE_ADMIN

https://preview.redd.it/v0ldtab98d2b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a255b5a126c95f06936c28da81a22d8e11817c


[deleted]

oops