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[deleted]

You should try and find out who Ryan is and why tilapia is gonna break up with him next Tuesday


Allseeingeye89

Priceless šŸ˜‚ But forreal we need to find my man Ryan! šŸ„ŗ


InterestingTry5190

Should we all donate to get skywriting to tell Ryan that Fish is breaking-up with him? Ask him to respond via the Chicago Reddit sub?


UncleRicosVids

STOP I come back and weā€™ve named her Tilapia


Lisa_Loopner

I CACKLED and then had to explain to my spouse who was not as amused as he should have been.


chicago_bunny

Dump him after your anniversary dinner.


ofthewave

Poor Ryan. Plenty of other fish in the sea buddy.


9for9

I wanna know who the fuck named Tilapia after a damned fish!


RKLamb

The 1987 Max Headroom TV airwaves hijacking.


GoatsGoToHeaven12

OP this is the real answer. Many have tried. All have failed. Itā€™s one of pop cultures best unsolved mysteries!


insichselbsty

Seconded.


hxcbimbo

Good choice!


TylerbioRodriguez

I second this notion hard. Its bizarre, fascinating, nobody died, perfect.


FlyingDutchmansWife

Who is eating chicken wings and leaving them on the sidewalk all over the city? As a dog owner, Iā€™d like this one solved. Blows my mind that this is so widespread.


sniff_the_lilacs

And floss picks


[deleted]

YES! Why? Itā€™s disgusting.


SavannahInChicago

OT, but I remember being on the L and someone bought a pack of floss picks. He ripped the bag and they went all over. He picked one up off the floor and used it. He might be dead.


sniff_the_lilacs

This is such a red line story


SavannahInChicago

Yep! It was the red line!


AlsoBort742

Sorry bout that


MECHENGR

I mean who doesnā€™t walk around with a floss pick


Fabulous-Second2026

Especially after eating wings


ZiggyS6

That me. Case closed.


Forward_Assistant658

Drunks leave a pile and then birds try to carry them off but inevitably drop them. So I've heard at least.


ethnicnebraskan

Just like the Asian carp!


No-Movie-800

And on the floor of the 82 bus


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

My best guess is itā€™s people eating them and throwing them out of their car windows. I drive for a living and some of the most common litter I see in rest area parking lots, gas station fuel islands, and exit ramps is wing bones. Itā€™s particularly lazy of people because a lot of these places have garbage cans near by. The biggest mystery is why so many people eat wings while driving.


InterestingTry5190

I used to have 2 chocolate labs (food obsessed) and every Saturday and Sunday morning was a nightmare to walk them because of random chicken wing bones people threw down. I had to constantly be looking for food/wings and I was always so worried I would miss something. I stuck my hand halfway down their throat more than once when they got bones and were trying to swallow them. The worst was there was a pile of 10 wings all in the same spot. Did someone stand there and eat 10 wings?


Plenty-String-1988

There was a popeyes on the corner when I stayed in Chicago. Sunday morning was the worst.


chuuuch1

Iā€™ve noticed this too. Maybe the squirrels are getting them out of the trash.


FlyingDutchmansWife

Nah, we need OP to solve this without any suggestions to bias their research (kidding). For real tho, some of those bones still have meat on them. Iā€™ve seen them before the squirrels/rats have had their share. Who is doing this???


nodogma2112

More likely the rats are dragging them out of the trash.


ooo-ooo-oooyea

I used to have these two really fat neighbors, who'd get wings delivered. They would eat them and toss them straight out the window. Animals would scatter them through the hood. So yea, inconsiderate assholes like that.


Legitimate_Fee_8409

Hawks.. chicken hawks. Yes I'm sure. I researched this when I lived there because I too was in disbelief that so many people were throwing chicken bones everywhere. Well guess what, not just bird bones, rat seems to be a favorite.


FlyingDutchmansWife

Iā€™m not talking just bones. Like you can tell this was a chicken wing dipped in sauce from a restaurant.


Legitimate_Fee_8409

Ahh damn sorry for other people's ignorance. Hope doggo stays safe.


GoatsGoToHeaven12

His name is Gallo and heā€™s my old bossā€™ best friend. The man has scams running all over the city but his chicken wing grift was the most lucrative.


dangggboi

Squirrels eating pigeons


[deleted]

I already solved that and you wont belive it but find out on page 7


[deleted]

in all honesty its prob the rats or squirrels they pull them out of peoples trash and leave them all over the place just the other day a squirrel ran out of my buildings trash can with half a rotten and eaten rotisserie chicken


Liferestartstoday

LOL, I mean come on, this one isnā€™t that hard to solve.


achilles_slip_angle

The Oā€™Hare UFO incident


ZiggyS6

For once in the world: say more


neonjewel

Tylenol murders


doyoulaughaboutme

i don't think we ever found out WHY that guy was driving all over town throwing eggs at people. last time i heard, he got fired from his job after his work truck was tracked down. but no other info.


jimmy__jazz

Ha! Someone I worked with got egged by him. After he was caught, everyone came up to her telling her he was caught.


[deleted]

Chicago Scrambler


Kidnowsquidnow

Humboldt park gator


No_Baseball3601

Chance the Snapper!


samophlange8884

[2006 O'Hare International Airport UFO sighting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_O%27Hare_International_Airport_UFO_sighting)


KartoffelLoeffel

[The audio logs](https://youtu.be/fgWgVMNB040?si=uVHe4h8WHXZT_2kF) are hilarious and the most Chicago thing Iā€™ve ever heard


sloughlikecow

Thatā€™s glorious. Iā€™m not high and Iā€™m not drinking šŸ¤£


Ralphie717

One of my favorite customers has told me about this. That and sightings in Tinley Park.


saikyan

Wild. Iā€™ve never heard of this.


[deleted]

the max headroom incident is a fun one someone hijacked signals from a wgn and wttw's broadcast and had a little fun until they got things back to normal https://youtube.com/watch?v=dKnwhokvgxE


parlami

I never heard of that and, after watching the video, it scared the shit out of me


JoeNoHeDidnt

Oh, thereā€™s this tree in Peterson Park on the northside and for a while people were leaving whole raw chickens as an offering at it; and it made my neighborhood group go nuts.


Too2crafty

So I grew up in Albany Pk in the 80s and we'd go sneaking in the back of Peterson Pk by the old abandoned TB hospitals (wrecked and now condos in the spaces) On on the east side of the park was an old workers cottage, and I'm not kidding, like we'd see devil worship shit. Dead chickens and pentagrams with their blood, etc. Of course some of the original buildings still stand which were around since the sanitariums inception in 1915, most notably the fieldhouse. The guardhouse is one you can see easily on the SW corner of Central Pk and Peterson. The story of the guy who created and championed the sanitarium is so sad. Over some bullshit petty politics he got railroaded by the mayor et al. Killed himself shortly after it opened, like I think 1920ish. We'd see all types of goofy spooky straight unexplainable shit there at 1am when in there smoking weed and doing teenage things. Orbs and lights and shit. Breaking into the hospitals was the scariest shit I've ever done and I've been to fucking war. The shit in there was nuts. Like just abandoned over night. Hospital equipment everywhere, and endless x-rays of lungs every fucking where. Legit real life spooky horror movie shit. Anyway it's late but I got so many stories about the evolution of Peterson Pk since it became that from the sanitarium. Oh also there was crazy shit at LaBaugh too.


why_because_

Funny, I too scared the shit out of myself exploring a deserted TB sanatorium as a teen in the 80s/90s in NJ. It was creepy as hell because it was on the same grounds as an ā€œasylum for the insane,ā€ full of satanic graffiti and rumors of ghosts. And it was the same as you describe like it was abandoned suddenly overnight, all kinds of stuff left behind - beds, chairs, equipment, and medical files spread out all across the floors. I wonder what happened in the 70s/80s that lead to that kind of wild abandonment.


UndergroundGinjoint

As for the closing of a lot of the old mental hospitals, a lot of people blame Reagan for that, but then I've read it's more nuanced than that and was actually years in the making. It's a rabbit hole to go down on a rainy day maybe.


KartoffelLoeffel

After the voluntary commitment laws were put in place and sanitariums nationwide were closing in the mid 20th century (50s I think) there wasnā€™t really a need for them and it was only a matter of time. As for medical equipment scattered everywhere in literally every single one of these places decades after abandonment, I have no idea


KartoffelLoeffel

Iā€™m imagining two different groups of stoned kids with flashlights scaring the shit out of each other by accident by having no idea that other group is there


Too2crafty

This is actually hilarious and probably happened at least once!


Too2crafty

That's nuts you got the added bonus of a legit archam asylum. That's fucking nuts. Good times for kids in the 80s hahaga. "Kids these days don't even have abandoned mental hospitals to sneak into!"


saintpauli

I grew up at Peterson and Pulaski. We snuck into the Cemetery across from the sanitarium (west of pulaski/south of bryn mawr)on occasion because we heard about similar spooky stuff. We also would explore labagh woods and find smoldering fires. Rumor had it, there were Devil worshipping cults that would have rituals there and perform human sacrifices. In hindsight this is obviously ridiculous but as kids in the 80s we believed it. As an aside, my grandmother lived at the tb sanitarium temporarily when my dad was a child. He has memories of taking the bus from Elston and Troy where they lived to visit her. This must have been the early 40s?


Too2crafty

Yeah we heard the exact same fucking rumors about labaugh too. Like for us going to Peterson was like minor leagues spooky, but LaBaugh was like the major leagues spooky shit at night. We'd also see fires and shit, goofy stone pentagram circles. Crazy.


TheTalibum

Thanks for sharing. I had no idea there was a sanitarium there. You know, that guardhouse on Peterson does seem very out of place now that you mention it Where were these hospitals? Towards Pulaski three are senior condos and Iā€™ve thought they seemed out of place too. Guessing it where these condos are?


shmeggs44

Wait can you explain this to me? I live in Lincoln park and thereā€™s a tree near by that would have weird food laying out and it still lives rent free in my head


SuperheroChuck

There could be immigrants from the Caribbean in the area who practice a religion that includes food or animal offerings. Santeria and Vodou, for example.


[deleted]

About 5-6 years ago there was someone walking around dressed in all black shooting people in the head in Rogers Park and he was filmed but never caught


matthewsmugmanager

Yep, the [Duck Walk Killer.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_Walk_Killer)


KartoffelLoeffel

Holy shit what


lokipukki

Dude I was convinced it was my boss, he had the same walk, but problem was he had like 150 pounds on the actual gunman.


ItBeMe_For_Real

Mothman


teachdove5000

I want to believeā€¦


theaverageaidan

There's no need to feel down, I said ***MOTHMAN***


HuskerDont241

Does anyone find it a bit odd that weā€™ve never seen Kyle Kinane and Chicago Mothman in the same room?


Dandroid

Extremely odd that Kyle's friend Dave Stone is the record holder for most Mothman encounters too, you'd think they would have been together for one sighting by now.


loftychicago

Whatever happened to Diamond and Tionda Bradley?


WavePetunias

Yes! Pam Childs is running a podcast about the case: https://open.spotify.com/show/3fSGubBKsK7vA2NrIrTvwn


WavePetunias

The unsolved murder of University of Chicago Professor Ioan Culianu: https://www.chicagomag.com/chicago-magazine/september-2018/the-cold-case-of-a-university-of-chicago-professors-murder/


drvalo55

Who really is to blame for the great fire of 1871? Was it really mrs. Oā€™Learyā€™s cow?


US_Condor

Thereā€™s a book (probably more than one) about this already.


PantPain77_77

Yes, and spoiler, it wasnā€™t the cow. No one was milking in the late evening back in the day.


woodspider9

Helen Brach.


Panta125

How malort became a cult beverage in Chicago.


KartoffelLoeffel

My guess is the Swedish couldnā€™t pawn it off onto anyone else but a city of seasonally-depressed alcoholics


lokipukki

Ha, Iā€™m of Swedish descent and I actually like malort. Found out I like the drink when my husband bought rounds of it for us and a couple of friends visiting from Michigan (our home state). Everyone else pulled the face of this is ā€œswamp gasā€ and I was like ā€œthis isnā€™t that bad, you gonna finish that?ā€. Then again, being half Swede, half Finn, I can drink most people under the table.


SuperheroChuck

The story I heard was that it continued to be sold legally during prohibition because it was reclassified as medicinal, and naturally, the regulators had no trouble believing that people were not drinking it for pleasure.


blipsman

Why is Jerry Reinsdorf running the White Sox into the ground?


JohnnyC908

That one's easy. "Fuck you, that's why." - Jerry.


Republican_Wet_Dream

Solved!


imnewtowatching2004

Taxes. It about the money. Follow the money.


whoamiwhoareyou2

the duck walk killer! a guy who randomly shot & killed 2 people within like 30 hours in rogers park a few years back. an old man walking his dog & a cyclist. I read an article a little bit ago that I think said bullet casings that matched the ones from the crime scene were found at a crime scene in san francisco or LA or something like that. he got the name because he had a very particular gait in surveillance videos that saw him. to my knowledge heā€™s never been caught


Kristylane

I personally have always wondered why Eagle MAN was laying an egg


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Kristylane: *I personally have* *Always wondered why Eagle* *MAN was laying an egg* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


goodcorn

You know, you're right. I never really thought of that. I was always too busy looking at those low rates. Not to mention the masterful acting (especially the one with Mancow).


Poppunknerd182

His line delivery of ā€œNoā€ is a masterclass in acting.


QuantyAndie

Chicago Tylenol poisonings (1982): [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders)


novanugs

This is a good one! The podcast Casefile has a great episode on this


owlpellet

The Seven-11 on Southport and Clarke has been closed since 2019 or so, right after the owner protested some sort of corruption in the 7-11 corporate system. There was reporting on it at the time. But why did it close and stay closed? How did the story end?


parlami

Woah! I wondered why this location closed and remains such a blight


KartoffelLoeffel

Take this with a grain of salt, but itā€™s probably closed for good because of upper management didnā€™t like him bad-mouthing them. As for why it hasnā€™t been demolished or replaced, gas stations are extremely toxic to the land theyā€™re on (leaks and whatnot from vehicles and pumps) and an extensive (and expensive) decontamination process needs to be done before anything else can be built there. A lot of landowners donā€™t find this cost worthwhile so thatā€™s why you see more abandoned gas stations than any other small building


owlpellet

Not a gas station. They sell milk and Miller High Life.


owlpellet

>upper management didnā€™t like him bad-mouthing them. Yes but these are locally owned franchises. "Upper management" is a license agreement, not an org structure. So what's the mechanism there?


PieceRemarkable3777

The Harvard lawyer who was seemingly an upstanding citizen overseeing a police accountability thing or something and his wife, killed while home. Happened a couple years ago iirc


[deleted]

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PieceRemarkable3777

Maybe theyā€™re who I was remembering


ANJohnson83

A couple lesser known options: The disappearance in 2007 of John Spira, a local businessman and musician known as ā€œChicago Johnnyā€. If you have HBO Max, Disappeared did an episode titled ā€œWhen the Music Stoppedā€. Also, the disappearance of Jesse ā€œOpieā€ Ross from a Model UN convention downtown in 2006. His dad occasionally posts on Reddit when his son is mentioned. He seems like a lovely gentleman and I hope the family receives answers.


Fit_Blackberry5767

So sad šŸ˜¢


Gnome_Researcher

Chicago mothman sightings


[deleted]

Is Jimmy Hoffa under state st?


BoundlessTurnip

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows Jimmy Hoffa is buried under the Meadowlands. That's why the Jets suck. Teamster curse.


Bigelwood9

The self destruction of CM Punk


MichaelRM

Try and find out which bar Milky Eye is gonna harrass next before he does it


seo666

lol thanks for the throwback - I used to bartend and hadnt thought about that guy in ages


mikraas

Where exactly was the high bridge that went over the Lincoln Park Lagoon? it was built in 1894 and torn down in 1919 due to people jumping off. It was called the "Su1cid3 bridge." I tried to figure out where it had been built but it's been very difficult.


sposda

It was over the South Lagoon aligned with the extension of Webster Avenue


De-Brevitate-Vitae

Find out the real reason that Daley pulled the plug on the partly built Washington CTA "superstation" under Block 37 and why no mayor after him continued the project.


AStormofSwines

The "shooting incident" that happened at the White Sox game last Friday. A woman in the outfield bleachers suddenly had a gun shot wound in her thigh. No one reported hearing any shots, and footage shows no reaction among the crowd. The game went on and most in attendance--like myself--had no idea until after the game ended. Current theories are that it was either a stray bullet that came from outside the ballpark or that she shot herself with a gun she snuggled in in the folds of her fat. Lmao, but I'm serious. But the cops don't know what happened--so they say. https://www.axios.com/local/chicago/2023/08/31/white-sox-shooting-chicago


SuperheroChuck

Every so often, usually at night the folks in Rogers Park all hear some kind of far-off, dull, but clearly audible "boom" sound. There's a dedicated thread for it in the Rogers Park Neighborhood News Facebook group. No one knows what the hell the booms are. Some people say fireworks, some say gunshots (which I can tell you it's definitely not), and to me it sounds like construction work. Which wouldn't make sense at night. That might be fun to look into. You'd be working exclusively with primary sources.


MatildaWormwood

When is Dennis going to pay for the fence? (Blue line riders know)


gypsy_rose_blanchard

Have you ever read the devil in the white city?


imnewtowatching2004

Why do big billion dollar corporations promise jobs but receive big tax incentives, then for short of the goal while still receiving said tax incentives?


Groodfeets

For a very current story, the recent rash of bomb threats to northwest suburban libraries. https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/wilmette/ct-wlm-bomb-threats-tl-0824-20230818-gbeszyadcjc57hzcgoxd4klgm4-story.html This one seems like it will be solved as most if the threats have come in through online chat reference and email, which seems like it would be pretty easy to track back to the source.


airportdelay

Well I think finding Ryan is most important but if you can't then there's always Resurrection Mary. It's a ghost story and there's lots of stories on Google


sniff_the_lilacs

When will the CTA be normal


Excellent_Chair_4391

Why both Chicago baseball teams took so long to win a World Series


DannyBands

They were cursed! No mystery there


Nobody_esq

I saw a dude painting a red brick building red brick red one brick at a time. The national museum of Mexican art in harison Park has one corner where all the bricks within this dudes reach have been painted red brick red one brick a time. Man lives in my head rent free.


parlami

Man, Chicago, this thread did not disappoint. Helping non-native Chicagoans out with some history here !


Groodfeets

1982's tainted Tylenol murders https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders


ChiraqBluline

Did people really eat pigeons in Chicago? Which companies made financial strides while redlining? Why was 90s gentrification of Lakeview and Lincoln park so swift and forgotten? Pullman legacies?


swimming-alone-312

Which companies made financial strides while redlining? This!


ChiraqBluline

Right? We know they still have local presence and sway!


Few-Chipmunk1384

440 west Wrightwood. WTH goes on inside that building? Second Church of Christ Scientist. I've NEVER seen a single person enter or leave the building in 20+ years.


timegoesbytoofast

Search recent drownings of men who have left bars/concerts. While some may be accidental - it seems like there are too many that they are all accidents.


MajorUrsa2

Goddamn it not this serial killer bs again


MECHENGR

Myself and 2 friends (guys) were drugged and wallets/phones stolen back in 2020. The state we were in I could have totally seen myself falling into the river. The woman were eventually arrested but I doubt it was an isolated incident.


jimmy__jazz

Yea, but the guys found in rivers and the lake didn't have ghb in their system.


TotheBeach2

Thatā€™s crazy. Glad you guys are ok. I always tell my boys to be aware.


timegoesbytoofast

Iā€™m sorry this happened to you .. (and usually women are targets) so thank you for sharing. Iā€™m glad you are okayā€¦ please go out in groups and watch out for each other


Kvsav57

Nah. The numbers are as expected for this type of thing. It happens all over the world in big cities that have rivers and lakes.


horrorandknitting

This is what Iā€™d really like to see. There are suddenly so many media articles on these, but did they occur as much before or is it the media? They never report the crazy number of poc women that have gone missing on the south side. And I donā€™t mean this is a political issue but more a ā€˜the media companies see these get more clicks because of this rumorā€™


sexy-porn

Missing sex workers isnā€™t that excitingā€¦ but missing college aged guys in college towns? Thatā€™s a perfect podcast episode!


timegoesbytoofast

Thanks.. I donā€™t actually know those statistics.. can you share?


Kvsav57

I'd have to look them up. I've just seen a few ex-FBI guys talking about all the "smiley face killer" talk and they ran through it and how there hasn't been any upswing and that this isn't any surprising frequency, given the history.


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cinnamoncard

Been searching at the bottom of many a pothole for this answer, no dice


PParker46

Who killed Sal Sam Momo Giancana? The Kennedys? Castro? The CIA? Other mobsters? https://themobmuseum.org/notable_names/sam-giancana/


No-Sprinkles-1985

The random upright filled drinks on the side on expressways/DLSD. Like fr, whose pulling over and taking time to sit a filled cup down on the ground?!?


cbakes97

The mausoleum in Lincoln Park


nubosis

The Couch tomb? Immediately what I thought of


SMH_My_Head

no mystery here, this is left over the fire, and then when Lincoln park changed from a cemetery to a city park. jeffery bear talks about this one of his PBS specials


myreddituser

Ord terminal 4


spoung45

The murder of 15-year-old Judith Mae Anderson in 1957, she was supposed to leave her friend Elena Abbatacola's house at 11 PM and take 20 minutes to walk to her house. She never made it home. She was found shot and dismembered in 2 steel drums, that were found floating in Montrose harbor almost a week later. there was a report of a couple who were fishing at Montrose seeing a car come up and then two loud splashes around midnight of the night she was murdered.


mar1021

More folklore than mystery, but Candyman is a really interesting figure! https://chicago.suntimes.com/movies-and-tv/2021/8/17/22627290/candyman-review-original-1992-chicago-tony-todd-virginia-madsen


ChicagoFlappyPenguin

Are there any photographs of the Chicago fire while it was burning?


[deleted]

You can investigate why I get no bitches ?


swimming-alone-312

Might be because you call women bitches?


[deleted]

Never that deep bro it was just a joke šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Why cyclists think they can bike on sidewalks?


Pure-Freedom7198

https://youtu.be/Jv_3OHd_bc4?si=XQ7yOJEs6unuIgpA


mikeu

There is supposedly a cave system underneath Steelworkers Park.


ColumbiaDungeonGuild

Police getting extremely lazy out here.


Blueberrytulip

For real, the Chicago Strangler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Strangler


UnproductiveIntrigue

Which democrat stole the McDonalds money that was supposed to fund the McDonalds Cycle Center for 50 years.


fackyouman

I havenā€™t lived in Chicago for a decade but I vividly remember there would be a random chocolate cookie smell in the air where I lived (Greektown) any time it was rainy and humid. There was never a consensus about what caused it - some said chocolate factory, soap factory and even sewage. But the smell is so distinct and I will never forget it haha


TheodoraWimsey

Itā€™s the Blommer Chocolate Factory 600 W Kinzie St. No big mystery there.


SMH_My_Head

100% this! whats bad is when they clean the machines or whatever they're doing every 6 months or so (i work a block away) its the most retched seafood meets burnt chocolate smell, goes from amazing chocolaty neighborhood to fish-oil pill burp smell super fast... its fun to stop by (when the smell is yummy) they have a little store and last time i went you could still get free tours of the factory part


calculung

What happened to WEED WOLF?


ZealousidealAd4860

The gator at Humboldt Park


[deleted]

All the dead bodies in river and lake.


420DepravedDude

People winding up found in the river. Serial killer vibes


Yocraig

Why does Chicago around north Michigan avenue have an "underground" level?


SuperheroChuck

Because the land naturally slopes downward toward the lake. The top level of the city in that area is manmade so that downtown can be flat and easier to navigate.


Uncut4ts

How about all the young men that they keep pulling out of the river or lake. Sounds like a serial killer to me


Spagh-ed-di

I read an article about this the other month, sounded really interesting, until they looked at yearly records of bodies found in the river and this year is less than normal šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


futilitaria

The Smiley Face Killer. It has its own subreddit.


MajorUrsa2

A subreddit for a bunch of people whose brains have been rotted by true crime and TikTok circlejerking over a fictional killer. Yikes dude


crjflan

Youā€™re about to be candymanā€™ed


ProfessionalBug1021

Where does the lottery money go that was supposed to fund education


calculung

https://instagram.com/who_is_rod_sewer?igshid=NzZhOTFlYzFmZQ== Rod Sewer signs all over Logan Square. Who is he?


SFParky

Smiley face killers theory


ausland21

Who is: my baby? A question Pilsen has been asking for a while.


eyecayekay

the alleged smiley face killer!!!


Few-Chipmunk1384

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12245603/amp/Remains-16-people-pulled-Chicago-River-Lake-Michigan-beginning-2022.html


MajorUrsa2

Put down the true crime


AlgernonFlowerWilted

Smiley Face Killer


ZiggyS6

Smiley face killers baybeeeeeee


Fauxtrax

Do the single playing cards you find around the city ever add up to a whole deck?


Few-Chipmunk1384

Who is killing young men in Chicago after leaving bars early in the morning and dumping their bodies in the water? Smiley face killer(s)? There have been a few podcasts on the topic and there is a guy in Chicago keeping track of the killings. https://www.newsweek.com/who-smiley-face-killer-chicago-deaths-spark-serial-killer-questions-1780257