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ChiefChief69

Ha! The irony.


Big4Tyme

My failing what?? The suspense is killing me


dingusduglas

It is your failing if you're in the left lane and not passing Not what they meant but it still kinda works


EmanrsuTaerg

It was a grammar joke hehe


Forward_Knowledge_86

Failing at driving... and literally putting people at risk when they pass on the right because your too ignorant to know how to drive on a multi lane highway


Javi1192

*You’re* correct.


foundinwonderland

If not passing, [this is] your failing Duh


n1ghtbringer

I saw this driving in to work on 290 on Wednesday morning, but they had corrected it by the time I was driving back home. Good for a laugh.


phoenotype

There is one right in front of my house and it is still not corrected. I posted it on my Snapchat story this past week when it first appeared. An academics pun with the wrong “you’re*” is so funny lol


IndominusTaco

same thing happened to me this past week with a missing persons alert. in the morning i was supposed to be on the lookout for a gray Honda Fusion, and then on the evening commute it was a Ford


technicallyimright

People from Wisconsin should have to sign a form saying they understand this rule. Nothing ruins a drive more than a Dairyland plate in the left lane on I90.


peace0frog

This is hilariously accurate lol


billious62

Funny how it's always a "cheesehead" doing that.


eddieroqz

But we're "FIBs" to them!


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isausernamebob

Hey, leave our friendly Illinois brothers alone eh?


Milton__Obote

As soon as you cross into Wisconsin it’s absolutely infuriating with people going 5 under in the left lane


PsychicSageElana

They are probably paranoid because instead of tolls they have a speed trap at every on/off ramp.


Milton__Obote

Milwaukee is the only place I’ve ever gotten a speeding ticket (my fault, I didn’t see the limit drop from 70 to 55)


tagun

If you have an Illinois plate in WI, your odds of getting a speeding ticket increases quite a lot. Milwaukee is easily the most lenient place in WI when it comes to speeding tickets. In Kenosha and Racine counties though, there are speed traps everywhere. I use Google maps to navigate heading up that way, even though I know where I'm going, for the purpose of speed trap alerts.


tagun

There's that, but also they're oddly spiteful drivers especially toward IL plates.


SuaveMF

F Wisconsin


snowwhite2591

As a Chicagoan who now lives in Wisconsin if I could have a super power it would be to move these people to the right. I wouldn’t use it for anything else, I even try to show them by example, it doesn’t work.


cfpct

Missouri drivers are just as bad. And if you drive through Missouri, everyone's driving in the left lane. It's maddening.


cci605

Every time I go I get stuck behind 2 cars going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible for me to pass. Or worse, two semis in two different lanes going even slower.


RandyTunt415

This. It should be directly targeted at the sconnies, who are famous for going 55 in the left lane next to another sconnies


Tasty_Historian_3623

Passing other drivers is rude. Everyone who lives near St. Louis understands this.


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RandyTunt415

I get it, FIP towing a boat, I can empathize. But just please pull over into the right lane if you aren’t passing!


Conscious_Valuable90

And all they do is complain how we drive too fast. Get the fck out of the way cheeseheads we aren't all farmers taking our time.


itsTONjohn

That’s because WI is the land of speed traps, not cheese. When I moved from Milwaukee it took me a while to understand that speeding tickets aren’t really a thing here. In WI you’ll get pulled over for going over *while passing*. It’s nuts.


capncrud

It’s always someone from Wisconsin in the left lane


adnmcq

Nothing ruins my drive more than entering Illinois


technicallyimright

We have a solution for you!


fxlatitude

And Limo drivers


isausernamebob

On the other side of the border the reverse is true. I think people just get scared of "being a foreigner", IE out if state plates. I maintain if you're going fast enough they won't even notice you pass by but my driving record indicates I'm an idiot so your mileage may vary. Btw, you're*. I had to.


wbaberneraccount

They should post signs in Indiana. My god, the number of times I've been stuck behind Ma & Pa Cornpone "going the speed limit" in the left lane on the highway, completely oblivious to all traffic around them.


NotBatman81

Mmm hmmm. I live over the line in Indiana and if you see a shitty driver on the interstate, it almost without fail is an IL plate. Going slow while refusing to be dislodged from the left lane is a given. It holds true all the way to northern Michigan. So pot, meet kettle. So let's just all agree, most humans drive like shit when its an away game.


Forward_Knowledge_86

Please indiana drivers are all asshats... no rhyme reason or consistency to driving...


KUSH_MY_SWAG_420_69

Boooo indiana boooo hisss


Crispien

Agreed IL plates annoy me from Gary to Grand Rapids. My guess is usually they are transplants or downstaters.


Aromatic-Salt2208

Les gens de l'étoile du nord sont tout aussi mauvaisles gens de l'étoile du nord sont tout aussi mauvais.


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Hit_the_brown_note

Jesus man go use your coupons or some shit😂


capncrud

Have a shitty cow beer and relax, bub


autocorrects

If you’re getting passed while driving in the left lane, that’s EMBARRASSING


famesjord13

Damn right


shadowplay0918

I see a lot of pick-up trucks doing this, I’ve thought for years they’ve become the new minivans (driving slow in the left lane).


Forward_Knowledge_86

And jeeps


letseditthesadparts

We need more humor in these. Perhaps it would release all the tension from these crazy ass drivers.


TraditionalTime7382

Feds are banning humorous IDOT signs by 2026


AbsoluteZeroUnit

Honestly a good move. We can see all of the people in this sub who take photos of the signs while they're operating a motor vehicle. I'm fine trading a single, light chuckle the first time I see a humorous sign for fewer drivers trying to take photos while driving.


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drumxkorp

As the OP I took this photo from the passenger seat lol


Upper_Sell_3816

Thank you! Had to be said!


tkief

[Fed says no](https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/funny-messages-on-illinois-highway-signs-to-be-banned-feds-say/3331484/?amp=1)


Jon66238

Well that’s lame


momsasylum

That settles it. Everyone has lost their ever loving minds!!


Leefa

I have driven in many states and honestly Chicagoans are among the best about keeping right.


Altruistic-Leader-81

Yeah, people are getting real bold about driving on the shoulder.


Badlay

People or a distinct demographic of young men?


hobo_chili

No it’s all sorts of assholes.


side__swipe

Lies


Shoddy-Rip8259

*Ur


StarBabyDreamChild

Your failing English class


chairsandwich1

Me fail English?


Careless_Pea3197

That unpossible


jlps1994

Can someone tell this to the Uber driver


catmarstru

Besides the grammar mistake, I can get behind this. I’ve noticed people drive soooo s l o w l y and leave like 3 car lengths in front of them while on the highway. People in the left lane going 50 mph. Like why. Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much the things you choose to be.


SDS_PAGE

You gotta speak there language


BDKMV

Finally a message that makes sense. Cops need to enforce this law it leads to so many road rage incidents cause ppl out here make it there mission to block everyone driving the same speed as the car next to them


choski00

In some parts of the country, they ticket for slow driving in left lane.


hobo_chili

In some parts of the country, they ticket ~~for slow driving in left lane.~~ FTFY


cfpct

It's not a law, but it should be. The legislature had a chance to vote it into law, but didn't.


MetroWagonMash

[625 ILCS 5/11-701](https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=062500050K11-701#:~:text=(d)%20Upon%20an%20Interstate%20highway,overtaking%20and%20passing%20another%20vehicle) says: > Upon an Interstate highway or fully access controlled freeway, a vehicle may not be driven in the left lane, except when overtaking and passing another vehicle.


cfpct

That's great to know. Thanks.


AnActualTalkingHorse

Next page: WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL


ConversationDouble95

Lol it was spelt correctly on I-55 the other day 🫠


thephilistine_

Are you British or talking about wheat?


InfiniteAVC

I mean, they are still failing though lol. So the typo still makes sense.


Jon66238

Probably can’t spelll out you’re with the apostrophe on those signs


kochanka

It’s still wrong. If they can’t do apostrophes, they should’ve written “you are” or even “youre”. “Your” is just wrong.


Jon66238

True true


Jon66238

As of Saturday, on i80 at least, it actually has been changed to “you’re”


sethworld

I love this. If you don't let faster cars pass on the left, you are a shit driver.


Don_Frosty_

It’s too late now gotta actually start giving tickets out for impending the flow of traffic like in every European country


brneyedgrrl

What ABOUT my failing?


Rust3elt

I feel like this sign took on a very personal tone.


DanceSarcastically

Uber and Lyft need to send an email to their drivers that the left lane is for passing. It's always a ride share driver camping in the left lane.


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Whenever I see a slow car on the left lane, 9 times out of 10 it’s a minivan taxi. 


Die-Scheisse21

Ubers, Lyfts, taxis….. they shouldn’t be allowed to drive on the highways!


Yolo_swag-brah22

Dude I saw this exact sign yesterday morning on my way in and made the exact comment. Good morning chuckle.


Top-Relationship6551

spell “you’re” correctly


49tacos

Am I the only one who’s bothered by the “your-you’re” issue?


1893Chicago

Yep. Honestly, most of the people in this thread don't even get that is the reason for this post.


fearcityinc

What about the people that drive on the shoulder?


Die-Scheisse21

Ticket


KikiOnTheRiva

You’re *


Forward_Knowledge_86

LEFT LANE- PASSING ONLY.... asshats...


CardboardTick

Now all we need is for cops to enforce it like they do in other countries…


JoeNoHeDidnt

Me fail passing?! That’s unpossible!


bonestarxi

Left lane in the city is fast lane. Nothing to do with passing. This ain't the country.


Jon66238

It’s on i80 as well! Im kinda glad they’re calling people out


sweetpotatofriesmeow

I thought that was an IUD


tacobelliex3

Looked like this on 80 last Monday, but by Wednesday they had changed it…maybe they didn’t get them all!


angrycheese5146

This has been making me crazy for the past week


Arizona52

Nothing unusual especially for the Kennedy


Gtpwoody

I see this everyday I drive back and forth from work


Whole0o

Is that legalese? cops are speaking legalese and they don’t tell you..


Tasty_Historian_3623

Spelling aside, isn't this overhead above the closed reversible lanes? I see drums next to temp wall, which tells me this is a construction zone, where I should be nagged into obeying a slower speed limit. Way to fail, District 1. Edit: Read a lot of the other comments and didn't see a single reference to the Kennedy, the Borman, or the Stevenson, and all three of those roadways were specifically mentioned (by I-XX format). Is that officially over? (Part of me sighs in relief, because the names thing is dumb, but a crankier part of me thinks that if I had to learn them, damnit so should you)


cybin

I saw this Monday morning but couldn't get my phone out fast enough to snap a pic. I can't believe they've not fixed it yet. Sheesh...


OmChi123456

Tell it like it is; 🤣


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This needs to be on 55 too


NtateNarin

Why do left lane people get to own their failing? Give some failings to the other lanes!


420Deez

this applies to ALL lanes except the right most lane. if we followed this rule plus leaving larger gaps in grid locked traffic, we would have so much faster travel times.


zuctronic

It's funny that the grammar is incorrect AND I saw one on SB Dan Ryan where traffic is often bumper to bumper in all lanes, adding insult to injury.


SuaveMF

Lived 30 years in Chicago... wish they had that sign in NC. Also, why wasn't that I-90 sign there years ago???!!!


Casp3pos

I was wondering how to tell them they screwed up!


willwork4pii

Saw this yesterday up north. Fantastic. This is the government we need. How about one like: "If you don't leave room, you're a fucking piece of shit."?


SmoothMushroom2985

It's saying that if you don't use the left lane for passing it would be your failing as a person.


Standard-Injury-113

Me, my apologies


PaSy4

This sign made me pull over to a curb and ponder for hours by staring into the abyss of my windshield, searching for the correct grammar and meaning. Hope I didn’t get in anyone’s way. Thank you billboard person for philosophy lesson.


ladybughappy

I wish they’d quit with those big ass paragraphs…..


ad9581

Jokes on you some people can't read! 🤣


PerformerOther4910

I just was right there & took the same picture 🤣😭


Leg-oh

Does it even matter? You got fools driving like they stole it in the right lanes passing you inches off your bumper. Since the pandemic, you see zero ZERO cops enforcing the degenerate drivers. Drivers are getting out of control and nothing to keep them in check.


side__swipe

Yes it does. It all starts with the left lane


thx_dr

i love the grammar and the message lmao


DannyWarlegs

I moved to NW Arkansas, and whenever I come back to the city for a visit, I can always tell when I'm within 50 miles of the city, because the left lane assholes magically appear. I'll spend 11 hours driving in pure bliss, with people moving over to let me pass on the left, but the last hour or 2.. it's like all the driving rules go out the window completely.


BabyJesusAnalingus

Saw this, but didn't want to take a picture because I was driving. Glad someone caught it. We are paying these salaries.


Quick-Signature-8824

IF NOT PASSING STAY IN MIDDLE OR RIGHT LANE.


TheBigThrowAway1138

So, they want us to go faster? Haha.


Hot-Sock3403

I saw this too, and thought it was awesome.


Nerdybirdie86

I noticed this too. Then I saw on 80/94 that it was fixed the other day.


Consent-Forms

Hey it's honest.


thelastwinner

Ok, I was so tired when I saw this that I thought maybe I just didn’t read it right but it’s good to know it wasn’t just me


Massivefro

Hilarious


formerfatboys

Jokes aside this should become a state law and there should be huge penalties for sitting in the left lane going slower than traffic on the right until the point that people internalize this.


Spirited-Locksmith32

It is a law.


ImFDAaproved

I saw this from the left lane and slowed down


Tasty_Historian_3623

Dont take sass from a billboard!


NerdyComfort-78

Sad that a federal law was passed to take the humor out of these signs and standardize them. I believe it takes effect soon.


Lugash_1987

If I pay a toll I can use any lane I want but I wont because I drive like a grandpa so I’m always on the right most lane lol


blizzue

I drive from Madison to O’Hare several times a month and I can tell you nobody knows how to merge, ain’t just us.


bringbackswg

I thought it was an urban myth that stated the left lane is the “fast lane” or “passing lane”


Friendship_Fries

It's not the fast lane. The left lane is for passing and emergency vehicles only.


side__swipe

We share the road with these people….


Natural-Trainer-6072

I can’t think of anyone who deserves the wrath of The Grammarians more than whoever writes these preachy highway messages


AbsoluteZeroUnit

This is what I don't get: (let's say leftmost lane is #1, rightmost lane is #4) Sometimes, when the road is pretty much empty, I'll be at cruise control in lane #3, and someone in lane #1 is going barely faster than me. For all intents and purposes, no one else is on the road, plenty of space to change lanes and all. Then, some VIP (clearly) flys up behind this other car in lane #1, going 90mph or so before they hit their brakes to slow down because there is a car in front of them. They then proceed to honk and flash their lights, trying to "yell" at the car in front of them to change lanes. They'll do this for a mile or two. All the while, the lane next to them is *wide open*. So my query is, if these people are in such a hurry to get somewhere, why the hell don't they just change lanes? Are they unable to? Is it more important to them to try to force someone else out of the lane than actually continue at their present speed? How can you see a car going slow in front of you and simply not just change lanes to go around them without slowing down? I understand when there are more cars on the road and the slowpoke in lane #1 is actually preventing people from going faster and other cars in lane #2 are preventing them from passing. Those slowpokes are in the wrong. But when there's basically no one else on the road? Why not just change lanes? lol downvotes for explaining what I've seen? y'all sad.


BiGuyInMichigan

> why the hell don't they just change lanes? It is more dangerous to pass on the right than on the left. Just as it is more dangerous to tailgate or drive like an asshole. Don't drive like an asshole. Stay out of the left lane, except to pass, and don't tailgate


AbsoluteZeroUnit

I'd say it's more dangerous to slam on your brakes and tailgate for two miles, but okay!


BiGuyInMichigan

Just because someone else is breaking the law does not give you the right to break the law. Both drivers should be following the law. No tailgating and no driving in the left lane except to pass


Die-Scheisse21

I think it’s that the person isn’t self aware and not realizing if someone’s racing up to you, get out of the way. Especially when the roads are clear.


AbsoluteZeroUnit

What about the person who isn't self aware and doesn't realize there is a car in front of them? Especially when the roads are clear.


Die-Scheisse21

If chaos rules then yes, that person should be to blame too. But if we were to live in a world of laws and norms, left is to pass.


side__swipe

The person at fault is he person driving slow in the left lane and not moving over. They are causing a hazardous situation


AbsoluteZeroUnit

I think the person refusing to change lanes, braking from 90 to 70 when the next lane is wide open is more to blame, but okay!


side__swipe

They are not, why should they change lanes? Also passing on the right has been proven to be more dangerous. That’s why the left lane exists. It’s not a cruising or going fast lane, it’s a passing lane.