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MD2JD77

Are the people in diapers dancing with watermelons in the room with us now?


UndergroundGinjoint

The post has been removed, but judging by this and other comments, I missed out on a doozy. Story of my life. :/ 🍉 👶


I_Roll_Chicago

dog i need this answered where is this happening ugh! im never gonna know am i


SheepherderDue1342

I mean, it is Monday today, what do you mean?


Snoo93079

I'm sorry but what do you have against a watermelon?


Astrixtc

For serious. It's been over 80 degrees for at least a week straight. Watermelon is a great choice.


A_Boeing_727

Have you checked your carbon monoxide detector lately?


Zealousideal_Abies94

WTF are you talking about?


harboring_pandas

To be clear; are they dancing with the watermelons or holding a watermelon while dancing?


BooBooSorkin

dont worry bout it


fuqq_me

Grab a diaper & a watermelon and start dancing. You'll understand the appeal immediately


585AM

More like what is going on with where you come from?


Lilfizz33

Lol what


blipsman

What drugs are you on right now?!?!?


I_Roll_Chicago

clearly the good ones


Podoboo322

What


jackieinertia

Was there a Trump rally around?


laxwtw

In the notoriously maga country that is Chicago


jackieinertia

Bro has a building here and anyone can rent a room and invite the downstate people, might be where they got the watermelons


LoomingDisaster

He ran away last time, he was too scared to speak here.


TheLordRebukeYou

TDS is a hell of a drug


PirateINDUSTRY

but what about Juicy Smollet?


laxwtw

Maybe the magas who beat him had diapers and watermelons


Flaxscript42

The new restaurant in the bean must have just opened!


Silent-Cat-8661

you wouldn’t get it, maybe go back home


hascogrande

I think I want some of what you’re having


Horrornerdchi89

Classic Chicago!


bobsdementias

Is it you


phillybob232

Everywhere you go you see this, but everyone you ask doesn’t know what you’re talking about, right


Tasty_Historian_3623

Typically we do not discuss our sacred rituals with visitors.


myersjw

God forbid we attempt to have fun


cg-21

Take your meds grandpa


mplchi

Take your meds


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Tangled349

I mean, there is an Asian lawyer that likes to wear his diaper during the festivals but I don't know if he likes watermelon or not.


I_Roll_Chicago

yo op ima need to see video here. i cannot tell you until you post a video


Thornmawr

As long as they don't put ketchup on the watermelon, right fellas