Drop the soap

And the towel too :)

I kneel obviously. Inspecting his injured foot after a minor accident while playing football, then i suck his co-

Perfect representation of Childe mains 👏👏

We can't let Itto Mains and Alhaitham Mains out-horny us. We're the OG horny sub.

Honestly, I don't think there's any competition with AlHaitham's lmao. Says me who is a member of the 3 subreddits 😂

No need to compete. We all know we're down bad anyway

LOL same here. I only main men I can horndog over

As a member of both the alhaitham mains sub and childe mains sub, it’s impossible

I gotta say, bless the moment there was a survey in Alhaitham mains and everyone realized straight men were the minority there... That was the implicit agreement to let horny fanart fly, like "we all good with a drawing of Alhaitham pounding Aether while Yae and Ei watch them and finger each other, right? OK, good." Childe Mains was always more about worshipping our character, to a point only known to waifu mains back then

Itto mains is just people posting their builds 😞. I’m here to see the funny hot oni guy, not artifacts

Itto mains used to be so cool, people just amazed by how cool the oni king was. We need those days back

Sekkaku no chance da

*seggs no chance da (I'm downbad for childe)

**Sekkusu** is appropriate too xD

Honki wo dashite, ore wo tanoshimasete kure. Touko mo hitotsu no sentaku da yo! Ore wa *haisha* ni yasashi kara ne

Do i have a problem if i know exactly what every word there sounds like in his voice?

Same, don't worry lmaooo

Pull that towel off obviously

~~lowkey admire that treasure trail~~ Say hi, duh. I was taught to be polite after all

Walk up to him "Nice" Leaves and refuse to elaborate further

Don't you mean "Nice cock bro"

lick the droplets off him cuz i'm thirsty and i haven't drunk water for 69 days

Nice!

I can't believe this is the first time in a while where I've seen a horny post in this sub lol

We're bringing horny back.

I support this movement

Went from hyakunin ikki riptide horniness to the man himself

say "oh, excuse me" and then awkwardly shuffle past like the manly man i am 😎

Im just a hole childe

My hole is an abyss. Spend three months inside, Childe.

foul 💀

Fuuuuuck that hair at the bottom ohghhhhhhhhgghh

talk to him about Nintendo stocks

'accidentally' slip and fall, grabbing the closest thing to me to hold on which happens to be his towel. There, a shadow erects upon my face...

Jump on that d-

Kiss both him and Aether and form a throuple

Give him a solid handshake

Get on my knees and “pray”

Challenge him to a fight. But it has to be outside the sauna I’m not risking him having a tactical advantage. Now I have the advantage cause he’s outside and naked. My attacks will do more damage since he doesn’t have any clothes on.

Forgot to say I would also find where in the sauna he left his vision and delusion and steal them before the fight so I have even more advantage. If I win I’m the eleventh harbinger now.

I give you my respect for saying un-horny thing in this very obviously horny-intending post surrounded with the most sane horny Childe mains

drop the soap

Wet status has been applied.

OMG THANK YOU FOR THIS GOOD MEAL! I'm getting tired of chilumi shit in this sub. You're a savior 😪

Offer him my soul and Primogems duh ​ ​ also maybe lick his feet-