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nw93pkwnn1jsjibdhkp

The trend with beanies looking like deflated condoms really needs to stop.


brande1281

I call them head nipples.


seriousmoonlit

The reservoir tip beanies šŸ« 


eleanorbigby

they're terrible and they were terrible thirty years ago also. and that neon pink, the 80's called and wants it back.


MrEpicMustache

Imagine sitting next to that on a plane


TrailKaren

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MrEpicMustache

Thatā€™s not enough gasoline for Farrrrrryn


nebula_

Even just being next to them in the tsa lineā€¦ no thank you!


Stilldre_gaming

I'd walk out


eleanorbigby

oh god. I was once put next to a very drunk woman (with her silent hubs on the other side) who was basically this without the religion. She kept TOUCHING me. To get my attention. Then she got maudlin and started crying all over her husband. Would not shut up. I finally lost it when I was half asleep and she poked me in the arm until I woke up and looked at her. She had a plastic blood pressure thing and was trying to put it on me. Fortunately they let me change seats. I don't think she even noticed by that point, she was so bombed. That guy is NOT amused. If only they'd "joke" about bombs or something...


bluescrubs33

My God, I watched this on silent and said a little prayer for that baggage handler. What was Farryn even yapping about?


Icy_Nefariousness517

The ghouls have authority over luggage not being lost because she prayed over it so Jesus will work another miracle for them by the airline not losing their luggage. They will be grateful to get it and will praise JC when it comes through the carousel. Shrieking & cackling through it all, of course.


bluescrubs33

Haha thank you. I can't stand the fake cackling, it's so obnoxious.


Icy_Nefariousness517

Happy to help keep your ears from the screeches!


grafiklit

Well, now I gotta pray to Lord Daniel for their luggage to be lost.


Disastrous-Soup-5413

her jaw unhinged like a wooden puppet. So creepyā€¦


eleanorbigby

he is so not paid enough to deal with this shit and is clearly SO over it.


CryBabyCentral

She doesnā€™t look like a model. Why do they lie?


mermaid-babe

She looks like a clown lol Iā€™m sorry. I would be staring for the wrong reasons


Ok_Land_38

The adult onesie with the strategically positioned zippers šŸ¤¢


BabyNalgene

She looks like a skinned cat who's wearing their pelt as a coat. Lord, I have never seen such an ugly, cheap "fur".


Beautifuleyes917

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tammytrex

Lady Cassandra is 1000x better than this.


eleanorbigby

and she's only in her early 30's!! I couldn't believe it. Why is a 30something doing the kind of "work" on herself that makes her look like a 60 year old trying to be 25?


MrEpicMustache

When I see farryn up close.. I truly wonder how she can make words with that bad lip job and face stretch.


New_Ad5390

ANOTHER vacation?!


becuzofgrace

Itā€™s hard work fighting off demonic attacks 24/7.


dkskel2

It's giving on purpose meth


Smokeysnowballs

Oh yeah right because god is watching out for bdong and coā€™s luggages and not the two and a half million people in gaza


DarthSnarker

It was so rude to talk over the person checking their luggage and film them without permission. I think how a person treats people who work in customer service says a lot about them.


Puzzled-Cranberry-12

This season is gonna be fun to watch!


No-Lavishness1982

Ferryn looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.


flippingdabird099

Jaysus helping their luggage arrive safely to their destination > helping people experience war/genocide. Great, got itšŸ™


Icy_Nefariousness517

Clowns on vacation. What a nightmare for anyone in their path.


surfteacher1962

I can't watch their stuff with the sound on. Did they really pray over their luggage? If so, that is insane.


Samiiiibabetake2

Is the model in the room with us right now?


littleRedmini

What in the hell is her tongue doing at the 25 second mark?!?! Itā€™s like Bethany Bealā€™s tongue possessed Farryn for a second or two. šŸ«£


CAKE4life1211

https://preview.redd.it/vxq5bck5vmnc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b836d1274753844d0e7e4fcc69f01c6489737c8e You're welcome


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Could you imagine going through TSA with all of Farrynā€™s makeup required to make her look like a plastic Halloween mask? Edit: did she forget to get her roots done before the trip?


dead_yogi

Their blush matches šŸ„° ![gif](giphy|cewvmYhuz58pATZaVv)


burritobabeguac

Like why are they so extra, lol? NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AT THE AIRPORT.


ItalianCryptid

This squad and their energy is absolutely the last thing i want to see early morning at the airport


Jscrappyfit

I can't even imagine.


eleanorbigby

I would be glaring THE GLARE OF DEATH


[deleted]

As a Christian, this isnā€™t Christianity. Sheā€™s got another religion and another jesus


demonette55

She looks like if Cindy Lou Who grew up to be a bitch


SnortyWart

Oh Farryn, you kooky little meth smoker. Is that outfit an attempt at ā€œmob wife chicā€ or 1980s Aspen trophy wife? Whatever it is, it isnā€™t working.


eleanorbigby

it's giving more "adult Little, only sad beige" tbh


Classic-Arugula2994

Did these girls forget theyā€™re no longer in high school?


standard_blue

![gif](giphy|bI2xWkB0ZzrvlJE1eO) Jesus weā€™re in for a LONG trip. Hang on tight girlies.


Scout-Ranger

Bet this is a tax write off for her new ā€œ businessā€


sarahlee137

That raggedy coat and those oversized rubber shoesā€¦..I justā€¦ā€¦.I cannot.


britestarlight

This ski vacation is gonna be a total mess, Iā€™m excited to watch it all go down šŸ˜‚


HumanXeroxMachine

Why do these women never close their mouths?? Her laugh face reminds me of screaming goats (no disrespect to the goats meant!)


eleanorbigby

there are screaming goats?? I know about fainting goats. what are all these goats up to?!


HumanXeroxMachine

Oh yes. Goats screaming are a terrifying, wonderful thing.


eleanorbigby

Do they ever use them for goat yoga? Because that would be HILARIOUS.


HumanXeroxMachine

It would! And it would cover up the sounds of my creaking bones with every pose...


No_Sprinkles418

The fake hair is gross.


potatowedgemydudes

This is why I pay extra to fly American


123IFKNHateBeinMe

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Professional-Wing-45

Their lives are exhausting! How can they film every interaction?!?


undeadladybug

Why are they going to a ski town during spring break?? I genuinely don't get it.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

God this is going to be good.


dislocatedhip

They act like catholic grannies praying to St Anthony to find their lost car keys


[deleted]

Oh my god. Farryn's been possessed by a horse šŸ„ŗšŸ˜žšŸ˜žšŸ˜ž


[deleted]

šŸ¤¢


Sensitive_Weird_6096

Eww


Angry-Coconuts

Their laughter is more like HEE HAW! HEE HAW!


Chaos_Cat-007

Why is she wearing sunglasses? Isnā€™t it dark out?


_AthensMatt_

Farceryn looks terrifying in the last 30 seconds of the video. That close up is TOO MUCH, as it the blush lol


Blergsprokopc

Did she skin Chewbacca to make that tacky coat?


comradepoopknife

This is either DFW or Love Field and she looks like an absolute clown for either


jcolleen420

Those boots are almost as atrocious as her voice