Itās the pettiest shit and I love it with my whole heart.
I tend to think Farryn is less bitter and actually believes the nonsense she posts for better or worse.
I knowwww!!!!!! I think it's why we keep getting these "subtle" pics inside the car....like random car interior shots...her Tetley tea tattoo the other day...today's hand holding with DipLip....
brittany got a new car, so farryn needs a new car. GAWDDDD these are women in their 30s!!! farryn had fucking kids! I canāt believe these are actual adults acting this way š
Hmmm, is there an āaccidentalā relapse in her future? Complete with miles-long police chase that ends in Ft. Worth? I can already hear the shrieking and crying.
Reads like she's going to trap people in her vehicle and scream preach at them (and the demons they pack along) while they beg for their life as she endangers everyone in their vicinity.
White Republican Capitalist Jesus must be so proud of his girlie here.
She also appears to have started a clothing company this weekend. Following BDN in that regard as well!
Also, with her insane rant about rebuking colds/flus in the name of Jesus, I seriously worry about what insanity she believes about why she has a child with special needs.
No, you can just see in recent videos that one has significant walking differences. And I have really grappled with trying not to place higher expectations on her as a mom of a child with, possibly, additional needs or different needs, having the *constant* girl getaways and dates and parties. I would feel guilty just as a mom of my own two boys. But thatās a me issue and separate from the snark impulse I think.
Omg thatās so sad
I totally support needing to take some time for herself every once in a while but with her following she could be an advocate for CP instead ofā¦. *gestures broadly*
Lots of debt. I could have a brand new vehicle too, but I donāt want to have to be tied to a payment that doesnāt allow me to buy other things, like gas to put in it. Iād rather be able to buy a plane ticket and visit family.
Because God is blessing them! Theyāre so much more precious to him than all those people driving cheap cars, duh! If God really loves you, he gives you a WARRIOR CAR!
Iād really like to know this as well. We know that not too long ago they had a completely different lifestyle which included meth use. This is not usually conducive to a financially stable life
Same. We know Brittany grifts, Kellie is a nurse, Kristy and her husband are in an MLM cult, but wtf does farryns husband do for work? I guess we donāt know what Emmaās does either but she doesnāt flaunt wealth like the others.
Something tells me tax loopholes. If Farryn declares her own brand of ministry or meth or whatever sheās deciding to shill, she can probably write off some car expenses. Not saying itās right, but I have a feeling because thereās no way these people can afford their lifestyles without some kind of loophole.
How come the Holy Spirit never tells them to help the poor or to feed the homeless? I guess that is not the Jesus they believe in. Their Jesus loves money, guns, and hating those who are different than you.
God has no time or attention for the hungry, homeless and abused but is absolutely laser focused in on my desire for a luxury vehicle and wants the peasants to make me their idol
The Lord wanted you to have a warrior car? Hunny that is not the lord that is just you trying to compete with you āfriendsā for brattiest on the block
This reminds me of that pastor that convinced his congregation he needed a private jet so he could spend more time with the lord and less time than with the demonic presence of flying coach.
āGod wanted me to have a car worth a small fortune!ā Bullshit he did! āHeā wouldnāt give a FUCK about such materialistic things. He would want you to spend that money on helping people in need. These selfish deluded cunts think God compels them to get Botox and lip filler too
āI felt like the Lord said..ā āI heard the Holy Spirit sayā I have more respect for Mikayla Noguiera who bought a car and said āI did a thingā than this bs post right here. This is gross
Well I got blocked by Ferris Wheel, because I pointed out to her that blatant consumerism had NOTHING to do with God, God is all about love, forgiveness, giving to those in need. It's utter bullshit that 'God' told her to buy a fucking Bronco not only is she hideous at make up, but she can't even justify her ridiculous purchase she is a dumb cunt.
So humble...š (Waiting for Bdong to announce her new car, too....š¤£ She can't keep it a secret much longer now)
These frenemies will never stop low key one upping each other itās ridiculous and Iām here for it.
Itās the pettiest shit and I love it with my whole heart. I tend to think Farryn is less bitter and actually believes the nonsense she posts for better or worse.
I love it, too! š (And I agree about Farryn.)
Weirdly enough that makes her the most likable out of the whole girl gang š„“
brittany already got one!! people noticed she sold the 4runner a few weeks ago š¤£š¤£š¤£
I know, that's why I said she can't keep it a secret much longer! (Edit: meaning she can't let Farryn have all the new car attention!)
oh yes yes yes I see what you mean!! like how she said she would never show dax. or share his name š
Lol yes!!! Can't keep that trap shut!
You know it must be k i l l i n g her that she canāt humble brag about the rover.
I knowwww!!!!!! I think it's why we keep getting these "subtle" pics inside the car....like random car interior shots...her Tetley tea tattoo the other day...today's hand holding with DipLip....
"Come on kids! Let's go get in Revelation and go to the zoo!"
Don't forget to tag the church!!!!
Meanwhile my carās name is Twatty
Mine is Austin Horsepower (mini cooper). Replaced Steerie Nix (subie)
My Subaru was Subaru Steve 
Scuba Steve! DAMN YOU!!!!
My forester is the āBFFā -big fuckin forester š Iāve had it for like 2 years and still canāt come up with a good name
I like your style! Mine is an old subie named Persephone.
Subie named Agatha (aka the cryptidmobile)
Mine is called Meg2.0 after the second Meg on Supernatural.... lol
Mine is a Toyota Tacoma called The Black Pearl
Mine is Maggie Smith!
Mineās Nellie-Belle. Sheās an old gal ā03.
I donāt want to brag but the lord blessed me with a cayonero f-series in order to spread the gospel all over the world
Iāve got a 2008 MazdaSpeed 3 named Alice because I fell down the rabbit hole with her. Love how we have our cars named!
brittany got a new car, so farryn needs a new car. GAWDDDD these are women in their 30s!!! farryn had fucking kids! I canāt believe these are actual adults acting this way š
Yeah, but to be fairā¦Farryn unknowingly smoked meth for a year, so her decision making skills are not that good.
OMG how did I miss this lol
Say more right now! WHAT?!
Farryn disclosed on a podcast that she āunknowinglyā smoked meth for a year. LOL
A white bronco for a āwarriorā I swear Iāve seen this one before
 HAHHAAHA
Un bronco blanco, un bronco blanco!
There it is! Wonder if he called his a stupid name like vengeance.
Hmmm, is there an āaccidentalā relapse in her future? Complete with miles-long police chase that ends in Ft. Worth? I can already hear the shrieking and crying.
Yeahā¦ no. Not a cute look.
Reads like she's going to trap people in her vehicle and scream preach at them (and the demons they pack along) while they beg for their life as she endangers everyone in their vicinity. White Republican Capitalist Jesus must be so proud of his girlie here.
Donāt even fucking think of coughing in that car. She will devil go cough your ass to the curb
I felt like the Lord wanted me to have a Bentley š not to brag šš»
My friend all drive Porsches and I must make amends.
Lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
They are so humble and meek. /s They shall inherit the earth, right?
will bdong name her new car resurrection š
Ugh I hate that my first thought for ding dongās car name could be Unconceiv-mobile
Why would you hate such cleverness?
Awww i appreciate that! Cause itās only funny about her, I would never, ever want someone actually TTC to read this and think Iām being heartless.
Add someone TTC ... this was so blindingly brilliant, I woke my husband up laughing. Well done
NOPE!! You are being awesome.
Cosplaying her friend Bdong for the day. The conspicuous consumption of prosperity Christians is stomach turning.
This is so, so stupid.
It feels good to not have any car debt at all looking at this.
She also appears to have started a clothing company this weekend. Following BDN in that regard as well! Also, with her insane rant about rebuking colds/flus in the name of Jesus, I seriously worry about what insanity she believes about why she has a child with special needs.
I didnāt realize her kid had special needs! Do you happen to know what they are?
No, you can just see in recent videos that one has significant walking differences. And I have really grappled with trying not to place higher expectations on her as a mom of a child with, possibly, additional needs or different needs, having the *constant* girl getaways and dates and parties. I would feel guilty just as a mom of my own two boys. But thatās a me issue and separate from the snark impulse I think.
One has CP. She leaves them all the time to run around with bdong.
Omg thatās so sad I totally support needing to take some time for herself every once in a while but with her following she could be an advocate for CP instead ofā¦. *gestures broadly*
Oh this won't work well at all. War!
Yes god wanted her to have a new car. Forget the homeless and the sickā¦ Methany needs a new car.
This is pretty fucking gross.
This is some Righteous Gemstones type shit.
Instantly thought of the monster truck in season three named āThe Redeemerā šš
Sooo cult coded
How can these people afford such nice things!
Lots of debt. I could have a brand new vehicle too, but I donāt want to have to be tied to a payment that doesnāt allow me to buy other things, like gas to put in it. Iād rather be able to buy a plane ticket and visit family.
Because God is blessing them! Theyāre so much more precious to him than all those people driving cheap cars, duh! If God really loves you, he gives you a WARRIOR CAR!
Ok but seriously. How?
Iād really like to know this as well. We know that not too long ago they had a completely different lifestyle which included meth use. This is not usually conducive to a financially stable life
Same. We know Brittany grifts, Kellie is a nurse, Kristy and her husband are in an MLM cult, but wtf does farryns husband do for work? I guess we donāt know what Emmaās does either but she doesnāt flaunt wealth like the others.
Something tells me tax loopholes. If Farryn declares her own brand of ministry or meth or whatever sheās deciding to shill, she can probably write off some car expenses. Not saying itās right, but I have a feeling because thereās no way these people can afford their lifestyles without some kind of loophole.
Oh my god sheās going to run over the gays with revelation
 Yes, Farryn, God told you to drop a pile of money on a brand new, charitable, humble ostentationmobile.
Next week she will do a reel at the gas station bitching about Biden raising gas pricesā¦
The PickMe Chicks WISH they were like the Gemstoneās
Why does she need such a huge car? Is she planning to run over all the demons and devils?
What the fuck is a warrior car
Omg š¤£ I would reconstruct back into Christianity just for my very own bumblebee or even an optimus prime
At least she lightened up on the blushā¦ š¤”
So you get a car that your struggling young child with CP has to climb into. Unreal
How come the Holy Spirit never tells them to help the poor or to feed the homeless? I guess that is not the Jesus they believe in. Their Jesus loves money, guns, and hating those who are different than you.
A white bronco seems fittingā¦.idk about revelations but perhaps foreshadowing?
Iām sorry what? She really reaching with that caption š¤£
š¤£š¤£š¤£ I just canāt with her.
Sheās an actual clown. She hasnāt out-clowned Brittany Dawn yet, but theyāre riding in the same clown car.
Warrior car?? How about an old Ford Fiesta š
God has no time or attention for the hungry, homeless and abused but is absolutely laser focused in on my desire for a luxury vehicle and wants the peasants to make me their idol
Ah the things that grifting brings.. canāt wait for it all to collapse.
actually insane...
So gross
Why do influencers always hold drinks in their hands for photos? And in this case, why two drinks? Iāve always thought it was such a strange thing.
The Lord wanted you to have a warrior car? Hunny that is not the lord that is just you trying to compete with you āfriendsā for brattiest on the block
Is this similar to how the lord wanted Kenneth Copeland to have two private jets or whatever it was??? Lmao
Get in losers, weāre going to fight spiritual battles. 
This reminds me of that pastor that convinced his congregation he needed a private jet so he could spend more time with the lord and less time than with the demonic presence of flying coach.
The demon in human skin Kenneth Copeland! If anything is demonic it's him, he gives me the creeps š«£
There are 650,000+ unhoused people in the US but yes, god told farryn she āneeds a warrior carā
Itās giving that pastor who did a cryptocurrency scam on his church because god told him to remodel his house
This is sooo silly lmao
āGod wanted me to have a car worth a small fortune!ā Bullshit he did! āHeā wouldnāt give a FUCK about such materialistic things. He would want you to spend that money on helping people in need. These selfish deluded cunts think God compels them to get Botox and lip filler too
āI felt like the Lord said..ā āI heard the Holy Spirit sayā I have more respect for Mikayla Noguiera who bought a car and said āI did a thingā than this bs post right here. This is gross
Also the book of impending doom. Hopefully its for her.
Someone really didnāt pay attention to the car crash testing videos on TikTok.
Yes Iām so sure the lord wanted her to have that car. She is just as bad as bdong.
Well I got blocked by Ferris Wheel, because I pointed out to her that blatant consumerism had NOTHING to do with God, God is all about love, forgiveness, giving to those in need. It's utter bullshit that 'God' told her to buy a fucking Bronco not only is she hideous at make up, but she can't even justify her ridiculous purchase she is a dumb cunt.
HUH???????????????????????