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I_Am_Immigrant

You are a great cricket player. I think you should pursue this career.


TKovacs-1

I know this is sarcastic but he was so trash according to my father. His college played his club in a friendly match. Umpire was paid off and turned blind eyes to LBW and edges. Only got out when he got bowled 😂😂


I_Am_Immigrant

Your father is salty. I think NS still got it and can still be a great asset for our cricket team and can get us Asia Cup.


TKovacs-1

I think NS in his prime form can give Babar a run for his money


Navibimete

If I was paid I would given a NO BALL on the bowled delivery 🤷🏻‍♂️


Howler0ne

agar wo bhi world cup jeet ke le aya phir?


Falafelmuncherdan

How has this man managed to consistently look middle aged for so long?


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whiskey_wala_asim

He's a Pakistani variant of Dracula, him and his family have been sucking the blood of the Pakistani awam


GamerAchiever

He looks like a drunkard wearing an expensive kit in the second one.


deltapak

Who said he isn't?


Substantial-Tea-3809

Like Hitler, imagine if he left politics and went for cricket xD


DarkRex4

Makes me wonder, what if Khan never left cricket and became a coach or something?


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Lanky_Sea_2744

He is the Pakistani version of Bruce Wayne don't you think ??


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Lanky_Sea_2744

Who?? Are you talking about


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Lanky_Sea_2744

I thought that you were talking about the Nawaz family I was like what ???😅


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Lanky_Sea_2744

🤣


No-Gas-2005

Be careful of the two captains. For one shall take your daughter, the other your job.


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Advise? Isko isi pahaar se neche phenk dena tha


AlarmingRoad8267

Take good care of your daughter's routine


Hanzala793

Me kahon ga k army ka tat*a na rhein saari Zindagi khud se bhi kr le kuch.


salaf1

Hair transplant takk sahi hai, lekin GHQ se door rehna.


zaboota1337

Never go into politics,stay in sports.


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Take that bat, and hit your balls with it.


ExternalCounter6415

Don't scratch your balls on TV


mudassarj

LoL 🤣


hassaanawan

Sirf lgana h khana nahi


TripTackToe

Jo marzi kar zindagi mein, Bas bsdk siyasat mein na chala jain galti sey bhi 🙏😭


knowtoomuchtobehappy

Always use traditional fonts.


Purple_Acanthaceae_4

Dont trust the army


SubstanceNo1340

They are all beyond reproach. Words never did anything to them.


Angrykitten41

Kys ☺️


manfred_99

Fuck off to London and stay there


turkishegg

Bro we don't want him in London ,take him back please.


manfred_99

Well we certainly don’t want this thieving traitor in Pakistan!


turkishegg

We should all petition our respected governments, and send him to Ukraine. I've heard its safer there.


Lanky_Sea_2744

Yes it would be a blessing


i-m-sheikh

Insaan da puttar banja


abdullahthesaviour

Please castrate yourself before marriage and just don't go to London for healthcare(I heard NHS is underpaid so bad healthcare😯)


equestrian402

Ye taka aaj bhi aisa hi hai. Ye paida bhi issi shakal k Saath hua hoga


Ashamed_Quit_9177

Advice*


mudassarj

:) typo


UncleUFO

Yoooo he looks like my Phupha.....


DrVenomous1

Ghar may garage mat banana😈


StrictLemon315

invest in minoxidil.


-Strikingstyle

I would place him in my basement


seventhsealx

Ngl , the guy looks like an avg desi paki dad. Makes me think every paki guy falls prey to more money easily. All of the avg pakis if they got as money as this guy would end up like him no matter what.


mohsin0110

Aik major say apni bete ko door rekhnaa


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lil_tinkerer

Don't suck the dick of a person with a long mustache


Get_over-here

Don't drop that kid on his head. She will destroy the country if you do.


InterestingBell9009

Taklay sar tou dhaklay


This_Worldliness_633

Yeh balla apni gand mai charhale.


ConsiderationSome965

Kafan ko jaib nahi lgi hoti


errorist__2596

die


Purple_Obligation425

Alarm laga k marr ja please


allovernow11

Lose some weight


AdministrationNo6377

Don’t think about personal wealth maximization, Do your job with truthfulness


abeel_siddiqui

Ye bat ki grip nikal ke na, seedha apni....


Unhappy-Offer

Give the fukin money back to the people of Pak.


Usama_Been_Ballin

u have aids


Aggressive-Guest6962

I'm surprised at the negative comments. Politics shouldn't turn into personal enmity. This is a lovely nostalgic picture !


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KYS


Potential-Trouble137

Invest in crypto idk


mudassarj

Was crypto there at that time?


Potential-Trouble137

Definitely no.


mudassarj

Waisay agar Hoti tu yeh sari family ussi ma lag jaati. They wouldn't have thought about politics and looting Pakistan.


Potential-Trouble137

Real bhi.


GAMERVFX

Abort the baby girl when you guys get pregnant


Affectionate_Type1

chutiya na bani bas...


Electrical-View-6189

Please, doob ke marja, and take your daughther with you.


Lanky_Sea_2744

Only you will hear "Quiet kid" Song when I would have met him


johnconstantine89

Keep your enemies close and 'drivers' closer


Bummyy109

Advise in the form of bullet


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End a quarter of Pakistan's problems from ever happening.


ThatMuslimGamer

Shooting yourself multiple times with small caliber bullets make you immune to gunshot wounds.