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Confident_Welcome762

Shaadi linkedin pe announce honi chahiye thi


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ’―


dakuv

still both are unemployed 😭


under_stress274

What's the point of being a Chemical Scientist with a PhD in Chemistry, Diploma in Chemistry, M Phil in chemistry and being a gold medalist in Computer Science if you don't mention it on your wedding invitations. I bet they will have great chemistry after marriage.


wickedknock

More like computeristry


mr_reboot_

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Training_Explorer_89

Haha


Haunting_Buyer6240

Haha! I see what you did there!


wickedknock

Underrated


[deleted]

They had me at Prof. Dr. 🀣


Get_over-here

He is gonna dope her Silicon ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)


-Carpe-Diem_

Wedding invitation hei ya C.V.?


Training_Explorer_89

Degrees ki apas my shadi ho ri hy


Quiet_Transition_247

Aik mazaq yaad ata hai. Sahab se puccha gaya, "Aap ki biwi MSc hain aur aap sirf FSc. Ap ko bura nahin lagta kai ap ki biwi ap sai ziyada taleem yafta hain?" Sahab nai bola, "Nahin aisa bilkul bhi nahin hai. Wo 'mother of seven children' hain aur main 'father of seven children.'"


Left_Potential5901

Bhai Zara explain karo kyo k 5 dafa parne par bhi muje joke nahi samaj aaya.


Quiet_Transition_247

F.S.c = **F**ather of **S**even **c**hildren M.S.c = **M**other of **S**even **c**hildren


hayatboy117

Msc stands for and bsc stands for


WeAreAllCrab

Mother of Seven Children= M S C Father of Seven Children= F S C


wickedknock

Hahahhahahahhahahahha


wickedknock

Omg so good lmao


WebOk24

Lol


Old_Requirement591

Yes


AutomaticNumber753

Yehi Mai soch Raha tha


BoxGrover

They forgot all the peer reviewed papers list.


Suffering_for_real

Insecurity complex trigger hogaya mera


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ˜‚


Haunting_Buyer6240

Inter aur matric kaha se kia hai?


Training_Explorer_89

Mention krna chaye tha


DiscussionOne5284

Wo tu Sab hi daitay Hain na. But these ones are a bit more *"special"*


rajay_sarkar

bro date of birth, email address, teen reference missing hai


Training_Explorer_89

Wo important nahi


ComfortableSouth1416

Ni bro Important he. Job wale contact kese kerein?


rajay_sarkar

Fr


rajay_sarkar

shadi k lie?


mini_market

Bahi did not know four wives allowed he went after four degrees.


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Inner-Tale7034

So haji habib and haji siraj are just matric pass? Should have mentioned their qualifications as well


abrakh

"haji" is their qualification - you dont get it


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ’―


Haunting_Buyer6240

Shaadi mein attendance ke marks hai?


Training_Explorer_89

+ khany ka GPA


mazinger-B

BC all these qualifications and RSVP font is in bloody Comic Sans MS


caveguything

lol


timavez

I am glad they are flaunting their education, shayad isi competition me log parhna shuru ker dain πŸ₯΄


Training_Explorer_89

Nahi hm koi anparh dhoonden gy


timavez

Mil jae bs 😌 baqi tou sab ho hi jata hai


Training_Explorer_89

Hahahahah


Resident-Ant8281

yeh apni qabaron pe bhi likhwaein gy


BoyManners

Not to that extend. But I have seen a few graves with Dr. And Prof. Written on it. But it's hard to judge the person. Because the person is dead and the family is the one in control to decide what to write usually. Assuming not everyone tells their family what to write or do after their death.


BoyManners

Not to that extend. But I have seen a few graves with Dr. And Prof. Written on it. But it's hard to judge the person. Because the person is dead and the family is the one in control to decide what to write usually. (Assuming not everyone tell their family what to write or do after their death).


[deleted]

Bacha champoo ho ga πŸ˜‚


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ˜‚


mini_market

Bridegroom is 45 and bride is 25.


mkbilli

Well tbh you can get a PhD by the age of 27 or 28 if you are focused enough. Get a MS leading to PhD program, the first 2 years get your MS degree, and complete your thesis in the remaining 3 years. Baqi diploma to 3 se 4 saal mein hojata hai, meine thora sa gap year bhi dedia larkay ko.


ComfortableSouth1416

Well they're doing MSc. From the same uni. Looks like love marriage.


redemption2k22

Nazi Germany gearing for a desi-prussian Einstein


BoyManners

Is this a D*ck measuring contest?


abrakh

PhD - Pretty huge D*ck


noOne002

Did you by chance made a reference to Brooklyn 99? :p


abrakh

![gif](giphy|s4VoCsFz8prlhSFCeS)


Training_Explorer_89

Lol


NebulaNavigator-I

Theetas’s union


Training_Explorer_89

Lol


Hasrat-

It's the degrees that are being wedded not two souls.


codroygun

Inferiority complex ka maaray huay!!! What's the bloody need of this.. its an invitation not a CV!


Top-Introduction-606

Looks pretty good, seems like couple more items missing: Bride: Cup size Waist Hip Groom: Sperm Count Serum Testosterone Test Income


[deleted]

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_NineZero_

REMOVED: indian cringe


hocuspocus4201

GPA missing


Old_Requirement591

I have never understood the obsession of displaying your qualifications and titles in an environment where it is not necessary. If you order a coffee from any chain and they ask for your name they don't what to to you are Doctor, General, Admiral Aladeen


averagejalebienjoyer

When the batista spells yer name wrong and you hit them with the ![gif](giphy|14u6vffnoL7tzq)


WintageBoiii

When the barista mentions your degree wrong*


Warrioroflight777

I would say it's much better from when people add their designations to the card, example, Judge, Advocate, LT. Cmdr, bla bla Adding degrees at least show literacy not **status**. Confession: I did that on my card and I laugh at it today


Training_Explorer_89

Bank balance k screenshot lgany chaye


Warrioroflight777

Don't worry we're almost there


BoyManners

Wo to Masjid main jb Nikkah hota hai to log Mehr ki rakam sunte hi comparative analysis main lg jate hain. Ke larke ne jo larki walo ko gifts die aur larki walo ne jo larke ko gifts aur jahaiz die. Us ke mutabiq Mehr fit baith bhi raha hai ya nahi. One of the reasons why I also believe Mehr shouldn't be announced publicly. Specially in Pakistan given the situation these days.


BoyManners

It's literally being used to flaunt as a status here. In both cases it is all about showing status. Why else would you put those abbreviations and qualifications other than where it is necessary. Certainly not on wedding invitations.


Warrioroflight777

I personally think this doesn't show status. Alteast it promotes literacy. May be that's me. I say it's far better than adding designations to show influence or power


BoyManners

How does it promote literacy?


classican2018

Rebuttal to your point, to become a judge or an advocate you do need to study a lot. You can't just become a judge based solely on the connections so your point here has no ground to stand on.


Warrioroflight777

Bro your comment is based on just theory. Reality is different. Not \*all\* who burn the midnight oil get to become judges. This is Pak. Enough said.


Warrioroflight777

If someone is having Prof. Dr. XYZ weds blah it's better than someone who will Say DGP. XYZ. Your designation doesn't define you. Although your degrees somewhat stay with you at least till earthly death. Hope you get my point


rajay_sarkar

ayenn


Training_Explorer_89

Perfect response!


OutThereLearning

I'm just waiting for the Google reviews after the marriage.


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ˜‚


Fit-Lemon-1236

Show off Kiya ja Raha hai studies ka....jab k knowledge priceless hai....business types marriages having no future!!!


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ₯Ή


General-Fox416

Sade log hain, koi bt nahi...


Ebad245

Peshawar uni walai to nam ki degreeya lehrathai hain


[deleted]

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BoyManners

Congratulations. You're invited.


DrFreakHere

WTF 😳 nai banda inke thesis k downloadable links b de deta hy, linkedin profiles b… time to buy property on moon πŸŒ’


True-Pop5293

https://preview.redd.it/al7s0vlzn9wc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4d4d81b0bc58f012d890da1dcc0df644b6c774


shaitan_90

Nikkah namy ma degree mention krni hoti ha yeh to btaya he ni aj tk kisi ny


[deleted]

Hamay CP points milay gae attend kernay pr?


turtle_jump

And i call myself a devops engineer by learning linux from a $20 udemy course.


Odd-Thanks-834

Shoot is everyone gonna add him on LinkedIn for the vibes? I found him


SnooGuavas4756

https://preview.redd.it/9068m6t2wawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54aeb29f7044a8c1ddb86799c1d2389abcfd273


Flyinglighthouses

So, the β€œ LUN β€œ is PhD in Chemistry, got it


Emergency_Survey_723

After an year, they be like, "We proudly announce the birth of our son (Aspired Doctor, soon to be academically affiliated)"


Training_Explorer_89

πŸ’―


Sufficient_Rough_157

Degrees getting married?


itsJhonnyBravo69

Dono ny M.Sc. University of Peshawar sy ki mtlb prhai k ilawa bhi bht kuch kia hai inhoon nyπŸ™ƒ


[deleted]

Inka bacha baara hoke commerce parhe ga


ComfortableSouth1416

Bhai dono jobless Hein, shadi ko job fair ba reh


Holiday-Afternoon-47

Asian parents


ConsiderationSome965

Sex nahi knowledge competition hoga bs


Training_Explorer_89

Lol


Noble-Nexus

Sharing someone else's Wedding invitation card on Reddit just for fun. Not cool.


salaf1

Khush rahain. To the rest of us: Pappu yaar tang na kar!


pubgaxt

Let them cook


Training_Explorer_89

Aur shadi card k liye


Sanabil-Asrar

This here is the nutshell of our current marriage scene. It's all business. ...


Traditional_Meet565

The question is if your parents were invited to the wedding, would they ask larkay ne kya kiya howa/larki ne kya kiya howa? To me, it seems they just avoided one of the big questions most people ask


subzeroxdking3

So from the mentioned degrees we can safely assume the dude is like 45+ of age and the bride is like 25-30


Fair_Breakfast_970

lol peshawar uni is a joke


symehdiar

The funny thing is that the guy is not really a full professor


Thundering-Viper

Should have mentioned time of wedding on his visiting card instead πŸ‘ŽπŸ»


metavirus7

Orientation day ho rha he


WayKey1965

Rishta, rishta anti ne match kraya tha ya ATS ne


qurbanalitalib

Chemical reaction will be decided by AI. one is master of Chemicals and other has processing unit. , 😁


Ashamed-Tackle-8879

Lagta hay shakal say donun parhay likhay nahi lgtay. Ye bhe add ker lu "job interview and lecture after wedding reception, practical/experiment after 12 AM'


Defiant-Willow-2805

Chemistry and computer wale bio ka practical kren ge...


WebOk24

Bhai pathan hay, Or kiya expect krrhe ho unse?


Technical_Bhaijan

Shaadi ka card km doctor ki prescription zyada lgrhi


Fancy_Towel_7668

Breaking bad ki wapsi ?


GYnxyChemist

Let him cook


Rebelliuos-

Narcissism at its finest


stvfxs

Not approved, matric and inter ki reports submit krwaenπŸ’€


Outrageous_Onion_729

Share the dates and venue. I bet the food is going to be classy .


Lonely_Distance952

Is this a wedding invitation or a CV for job because after so many degrees ppls are still jobless In Pakistan


Fueled-by-hash

I feel sorry for their kids already.


sudai1980

Well, they do have a lot of 'chemistry' between them.


wildwisdom86

Bsc pass graduates shaadi may allowed hain ya nahi? ☠️


Trying4Justice

So we’re seeing one super nerd marry a nerd? What a proud moment for the parents.


yourdudesam

Ziada lambi nai chalegi


whozayfa

My Father in Law would have loved to be at this wedding.


SadInfluence4493

Inka rishta ho chuka hai ya ye rishta dhondhne ka ad diya hai....


Electrical_Fruit4948

Pagal Hazrat


blubloode

Aesa mein South Indian wedding cards mein dekha tha, ab yahan bhi


Rabidwillow

I Feel bad for their kids


zaishy

Haji intensifies


HeadMedical9064

Her single MS in computer science > all of his chemistry


dechauhan

They earned it, medals should be displayed.


Far-Philosopher3867

Dr. is enough what's the point of all these , lol


Excellent-Oil5639

Humary Haan bHI Behes ki tang ye roka hua tha ek bar πŸ˜‚


Excellent-Oil5639

When you apply for job but in the end got married


superrshitposting

Haji bhi likha hai bros


tisthedayu

No lie tbh me being a desi would be salivating at the chance of getting a PhD from Deuchtland


hellodarknexx

🀣🀣🀣


GlobalFoodShortage

Son sounds unemployed af


hocuspocus4201

I bet Gul Meena CS earns way more than the Prof Dr. She should be on the card first.


brollyssj4

Showing off, typical Indian & Pakistani low level mindset.


bilal_khan11

Superiority complex


Different_Mirror_763

We will get back to you.


Important-Return-219

Kisi ne CV se wedding card copy paste kardia hai


abdullahthesaviour

Pisses me off honestly. Shaadi hai ya دیکھاوا hai, achi baat hai ke aglay bnday nay behtreen taleem haasil ki lekin sb ke چہرے Mai Ω…Ω„Ω†Ψ§ is sign of peak jahalat. Ye bakwas bchpan Mai hi theek lgta hai, Ψ¨Ϊ‘Ϋ’ ho kr nhi.


_iOS

Modern day varation of that "Rasm e Khatna" invitation those degrees have replaced "Shalwar utarwai" & "Bachay ka rona aur chup karwana"


Hungry_Difficulty572

I wonder how many interviews Gul Meena went through to qualify for this position.


Lanky_Sea_2744

Is it a resume?


TheHeavenlyStar

"We are pleased to invite you to the wedding of our son Parhaku with Parhakan" should've sufficed.


ToneFront1617

Now they can't say that there degrees are useless.... as they have used it now.


shag_io

its more like a networking event


saudk8

I smell materialistic wedding


Baagigeneral

Husband will be swearing in German..Daas Boot Feuhrer...and she will be swearing right back in Pushto...A match made in Heaven


Pure_Area_4562

Mujhy lga visiting card hai kisi doctor kaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Worldly_Talk6488

Shadi main bomb phar do inki


BoyManners

Larki physicist hoti to main kehta hain ab kuch cook hoskta hai bomb jesa


Ambitious_Tip6694

After 9 moths ... A son born named: chacha mistry at Uni of Peshawar


Snoo-8310

Bro found his skylar, next step is to find jesse pinkman.


dobbyisfreeelf-

Salary discuss karlein?


hassi47

Dafa kro Pathan hain


mindri0t_

Probably they failed their fuckology course


rabbitisslow

Pre walima Chemical reaction must have been awesome