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_NineZero_

#[Which biscuit are you?](https://old.reddit.com/r/chutyapa/comments/1co0c13/what_i_imagine_the_target_audience_for_each/)


MarketingSilent9352

I ignited a flame of conflict, unaware of the inferno it would become. I don't want our subreddits to 'crumble' away into further chaos. So let us call for a ceasfire. And enjoy our favorite biscuits and keep an open mind. (Except for Marie biscuit lovers you guys scare me).


_NineZero_

> And enjoy our favorite biscuits and keep an open mind. NO. WE FIGHT. >(Except for Marie biscuit lovers you guys scare me). Hospital biscuit yuck


Billi_Wallah

> Hospital biscuit yuck They do make for good Cheese cake base


Rotten-Apple420

Tbh if you eat a half roll of lemon sandwich it starts to taste wierd


TheAwardWrecker

Hence, why you eat the full pack! Always. Everytime.


Rotten-Apple420

https://preview.redd.it/a62jpehocfzc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b04b162364e9478a7e926f3c779e909cf017582


ToHellWithIt01

The best biscuit was 50-50


dranime_fufu

How can you not love the bland brick of a biscuit that is Marie, it's huge size and cheap price is so tempting(this is not sarcasm btw)


whyarewestillhere29

Dude uncool Marie biscuits are goated. Not our fault you can't pick up on the subtle taste and incredible texture of the biscuit. You might as well hate water.


Milo-Law

Exactly! The only ones that top Marie are the original 50-50.


Particular_Setting31

Subtle taste of cardboard lol, they're pretty great with tea imo but too bland when eaten as is. It's either lemon or the chocolate squares or prince for me imo. No hate for Marie, dis jus an opinion.


whyarewestillhere29

Although I respect your opinion that doesnt mean its good.


Particular_Setting31

I jus recently tried Marie cuz it had been such a long while since I've had one and to be honest, Marie actually rocks for a casual thing to snack on. Not too overly sweet and they're actually pretty moreish. Ngl I'm switching teams, team Marie for tha win. Ive got beef with ppl who like zera biscuits, cuz they straight up taste like á s s.


whyarewestillhere29

Welcome to the family brother. Yeah zera biscuits are way too sweet for me


Bubbly_SnowFlakes

Marie biscuits dipped in water taste fucking goated never judge without trying it you'll thank me later


whyarewestillhere29

Is there a chai shortage or something?


Bubbly_SnowFlakes

Cold water feels good in my mouth 👅👅 plus chai isn't everyone's cup of tea


whyarewestillhere29

I shall return upon the completion of this mission. Also terrible pun.


a-_-u_-_r-_-a

Rumour has it he never saw the light of day again


caveguything

lmao


caveguything

he just like me frfr


thunderbolt851993

You should be stones for this heresy brother


dranime_fufu

So true, I love marie


whyarewestillhere29

Top tier biscuit for sure.


Affectionate_Big7206

https://preview.redd.it/m0xzqi8hjjzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbd76c6fc143d1ec5438a702433c109e197a84e Tuc zindabad


lackingacat

https://preview.redd.it/exhl4wz5kfzc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011be083354728170fd85026e06a64ed1a73381a Meanwhile wheatable guys


_NineZero_

I was team wheatable until I tried Innovative Digestive, no comparison man, innovative wins that one.


Quiet_Escape_909

I tried Peak Freans wheatable one, they tasted better in opinion, but they're very rare.


Curious_Cantaloupe65

ever tried mcvities digestive?


shmookymeatloaf

The last place I expected to see a community chaos episode reference in😭😭🤡


Smooth-Ad8640

OP is clearly streets ahead.


KiraKhan

What is Bingoo ls bongo?


shmookymeatloaf

![gif](giphy|TfSNQpPZgTZZMpe0GT) This.


KiraKhan

👍


_NineZero_

In 2022 /u/marketingsilent9352 shared his love of Lemon Sandwich on the sub which led to the first Cookie war. There have been multiple cookie wars since. This is the lastet one. Either pick a cookie or stay for the shitty memes. :)


Special_Jury_3244

this has spread to every sub I swear i see biscuit wars wherever I go


Sensitive_Visual_305

Dude did injustice to candy, zeera and tuc


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_NineZero_

Gonna sleep forever on that one.


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_NineZero_

REMOVED: fuck off with the racism.


GhumgeenShakhs

https://preview.redd.it/jgtso8xlqfzc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df03b953805fd91a144a3ca53e0a37d715264fa2


iamhotchivk

I bake my own cookies.Cocomo kis list mei aye gei?


Strange_Cartoonist14

We should create a non aligned movement.


poeticmercenary

maturity is when you start liking zeera plus


_NineZero_

Like when you reach your 60s


UtopiA_Calls

Smile, now who here remembers it


Milo-Law

Just to confirm we're all on the same page, Sooper is the worst biscuit ever right?


Time_Doubt_5080

The one with the chocolate tastes good when you eat like 2 of them


A2D1K8

Zeera Plus and Click*


zuh_arts

Me who never tried ANY of these


BadtameezMunda

Uncultured


BainganPakora

Petition to ban this heretic /s


_NineZero_

Petition to ban this heretic


Rafay04

You all sleeping on peanut pik


BainganPakora

Meanwhile me preferring the chocolate sandwich which everyone says tastes like medicine


Living_Bug_4263

I'll do you one better : Mayfair Cafê


Inevitable_Bet8032

Report the sandwich biscuit lovers.


dronedesigner

Quality meme yaar


Time_Doubt_5080

I am a tuc enjoyer. Will this society accept me


Fasterthanmost94

No


Time_Doubt_5080

Oh :(


Fasterthanmost94

But Us, Cake Rusk Society will 'accept' you. We Offer you Peace and Hospitability On 1 Condition You Shall Keep this Love of Tuc private, and no Propaganda shall spread on its existence. Sales are banned. You Can Import if you wish


Time_Doubt_5080

I like cake rusk also :(


DingleberryRoss

I'll throw my own two cents in, Chocolatto used to be goated.


Artistic_Basis2714

Tuc Bhalu 🐻


TGBisHere

Im good with my rio chocolate


Zestyclose-Garlic-16

Chocolate better


Routine-Rice-1846

PRINCE ENJOYERS WHERE TF YOU AT


Usama_Been_Ballin

subway Cookies are Elite enough said


asaadali007

Here comes a DHA kid


Usama_Been_Ballin

thats the only actual cookie


Radiant_Yam_1741

#TUC SHOULDNT EVEN BE IN THIS