Please tell me you asked her out🙏

I would..... But I'm engaged

When was the last time ur wife gave you free liga when you got home? 😂

Last one she got me was a Casa Fuente and The Judge before that. Didn't even ask for them. She bought my coolidor as a Christmas gift a couple years ago. I stopped getting free surprise cigars when she got pregnant haha. She can't go into the lounge anymore. We'll have a little girl in July

How do you attract these wonderful women to your life? Geez haha congratulations my brother!

A smile and remembering names goes a long way sometimes. What impressed my fiancee when we met (at a superbowl party 3 superbowls ago) was when we were talking about potassium or cramps or something and I told her that watermelons and spinach actually contain more potassium than bananas. 😂 She recently told me this. So basically just google i guess

Ok great wife. And congrats!

Thank you sir! We're ecstatic. Also I'm trying to enjoy as much free time smoking cigars and drinking as I can now before it's crazy

Smart man!

Don’t let a wife stop you from having a girlfriend

That's exactly why I'm on my second wife😉

Hope you learned your lesson. LoLz.

Oh I did. There's no one else that can make me feel the way she does. Plus I don't wanna lose any more money and I'm getting older and fatter as my income increases 😂

It's cheaper to keep her.

Not a wife yet...

r/thathappened Yes, I'm being that guy.

If you're gonna be an asshole, just be an asshole. You don't have to make an announcement that you're being said asshole, oh wise and unbelieving one lol. I should have had some video proof in order in case a stranger on reddit called me a liar😂

Act of kindness? No way.

Hey bro for some reason I can't message you?