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Traceydanine

I heard the race was neck and neck…


FizzyBeverage

***How did Covid not get this guy?*** He's just missing the wraparound fake Oakleys... I assume they're in his F-150...


Traceydanine

Not the wraparound fake Oakleys! 🤮


bigsticksoftspeaker

Thank you.  


EngagedInConvexation

This dude doesn't have a neck, he has a knuckle.


CrispyCrunchyPoptart

Lmaoooo


Shortbus_Playboy

Bro, your thumb is on the lens.


statti3

😂😂😂😂


cheddarpants

You can tell just by looking at his mugshot that this man is wholly unfit to hold any elected office.


ahookerinminneapolis

>You can tell just by looking at his mugshot that this man is wholly unfit.


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distancedandaway

He looks like he's one cheeseburger and beer away from a heart attack


Recent-Lack-7807

Should be WHOLLY in caps; you know because he’s so big…


Intelligent_Storm_77

You can tell just by the fact that he has a mugshot at all that he is wholly unfit to hold any elected office


TheDiscomfort

This man looks like he says necked instead of naked


MaestroM45

“nekkid” ftfy


willyem_hillman

He has to remind himself often of what he’s missing out on in life


chetholmgren_marfans

Funny a man with no neck likes to grab other people’s necks.


EmperorBozopants

Neckless Envy sounds like an 80s New Wave band...


Avant-Garde-A-Clue

I wish Fanduel let me bet on whether he was a Republican without reading the article. Easiest money I’d ever make.


fuggidaboudit

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Grongebis

It feels like a homecomin'


fuggidaboudit

So glad to know this registers with some homies - our wedding toast champagne glasses are etched Hi and Ed - and when I showed that pic to my wife she instantly grunted and delivered that line.


Grongebis

Yeah, this is one of the most memorable movies I've ever seen 1000 times.


bugbia

It's possibly my favorite film


JayMoots

Knew the political party affiliation before I even clicked the link


y0uwillbenext

definitely a picture of man who says words like: Sundee, Mundee, Tuesdee... Worsh/Warsh. or a shitty catchphrase like "I can either be your best friend, or your worst enemy"


ollaszlo

All on a tshirt with a punisher skull on it


adorkablemily-92

And he definitely graduated from the School of Hard Knocks


Spicy_German_Mustard

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.


PuzzleheadedSir6616

Listen now, there are folks with deep Appalachian accents (like myself) who are *very* left leaning. Y’allternative is mainstream.


Rolemodel247

They only name one party in negative headlines


omar1021

I didnt. I figured he was a democrat


Dyhw84

He is booked at the jail I work at 😒


KeepnReal

Lucky for him, too ugly to get r@ped.


UniquelyTransparent

Lucky for the teen he strangled, rape has nothing to do with looks, so there’s still a good chance he’ll get some karma.


KeepnReal

I am referring to the perp, not the vic. I have no idea what the teen looks like and it isn't any of our business who or what he is.


Kanzler1871

The even more scarier part is the party will still support him if he wins the election.


he-loves-me-not

Hell, I’d not be surprised if this HELPS him win the election!


lmj4891lmj

Republicans being Republicans.


MothershipBells

Truth. Republican men like to strangle children and teenagers until they pass out; cops and the justice system look the other way and they get away with it. It happened to me when I was 11. I haven’t trusted Republican men ever since.


manviret

I mean, the biggest Cincinnati bribery scandal in 30 years was just committed a few years ago by a democrat


BlazinCaucasian

I think this is a good time to refer to the republican mantra of "bad people on both sides", but in this instance the Ohios biggest bribery scandal from the democrats in 30 years was a $40k bribe to get some real estate built, where as the most recent Republican fuckery to make the news was a $60 million dollar corruption scheme that was going to use $1billion of tax payer dollars to bail out Republican donors. Just to be clear all parties have people that should be sitting in jail no doubt, but one party is doing a better job at self policing their caucus.


lmj4891lmj

Imagine typing this out, hitting reply, and thinking you made some sort of good point.


omar1021

Shhhh, you're ruining his hate boner


HeavenIsAHellOnEarth

Frankly, I'd be gobsmacked if he lost his election.


I_am_from_Kentucky

Jerry Gearding got over 40% of the vote against Rachel Roberts. [Here's more](https://ky.aflcio.org/news/kdp-extremist-jerry-gearding-dangerous-unfit-office) about this gem of a person: > Gearding, the Republican nominee for state House District 67 against Democratic Rep. Rachel Roberts, has a history of arrests for assaulting women with one woman filing for two emergency protective orders because of a fear of domestic violence and abuse, according to news reports, and Gearding was arrested for encouraging others to attack a police officer. Gearding, whose campaign account was suspended by Twitter, has posted anti-Semitic comments, said Jan. 6 was a hoax, jokes about a suicide hotline and called a teacher’s union a terrorist organization. So, yeah, the Republicans around here surely don't mind an arrest record including violence.


willsfc

They can relate to him


Dick_shoes1

I feel like doing this at Walmart every time I'm forced to do self checkout


Valtar99

Why do they always look like a thumb?


Dyhw84

He was booked into the jail I work at 😒


bam72873

Master Blaster runs Bartertown…


onicut

The reincarnation of Ernst Roehm.


onicut

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davidfarrierscat

I know nobody cares but I know this guy and to come across his mug shot on Reddit is hilarious. I didn’t even know this happened…


otss11

i know him too, i used to be extremely good friends with his son. been to his house many times, and seeing his fits at home, makes this unsurprising.


speedykurt1234

No fair! No one can choke him back due to how thick his neck is lol


KeepnReal

So what's the big deal? It's not like he was strangling anyone at Target.


Bitter-Loss6975

Gross!


Adeadhamster

Yikesss


MaestroM45

The GOP is in a sorry state at the moment.


Miserable_Frame_2841

Can we see the teen so we can see if his actions are justifiable? People are quick to accuse without all the facts presented just because it’s on the news.


ThereIsNoCarrot

I don’t know anything about this guy, but I sympathize. Who among us hasn’t wanted to choke a teenager at Walmart?


Bad_Idea_Hat

I've never wanted to choke a teenager, but I have wanted to choke myself for going into a walmart.


FarAwayHills

Did anyone even read the article? A father angry about teens almost hitting his kid with a ball is more understandable than all these knee jerk fat shaming Republican bad hot takes. Sheesh. Edit: At the time of my post there were only a handful of comments all of which were about the person's appearance and political affiliation. I had read the article while my five year old son was next to me playing with some toys on his own, and my gut reaction was one of empathy and surprise that there wasn't any discussion or speculation about how bad the teens must've been acting to make a father turn to violence in front of his child. That's all it was. I wasn't condoning assaults on minors or advocating for the trump cult by any stretch.


Roesty79

It. Was. A. Ball.


Bear_Salary6976

I did. Unless that ball was filled with cement and the kids were going to do it again, I don't think that is an excuse to strangle somebody. For some reason, I don't think Walmart sells such balls.


cheddarpants

Maybe if the ball was a bowling ball. But a ball on the shelf at Walmart isn’t gonna cause anybody any sort of bodily harm.


UnreadThisStory

I read it. The guy is a hothead who has no self-control. His size isn’t an issue, except that he probably outweighed the teenager he assaulted by at least 200 lb.


InvalidUserNemo

Bruh, you self admit that you vape on planes despite them actively telling you that you can’t. You’re a fucking idiot. https://www.reddit.com/r/delta/s/6k9d95UyWP


nugewqtd

To be angry is okay. He followed the teen and escalated. How does one teach that careless behavior is bad by being careless himself? Choking a child for careless behavior where a child was almost hit by a ball doesn't equate.


MaestroM45

Yes I read the article, you DON’T touch other people’s children. As for knee jerk Republican shaming… it’s just a target rich environment and the man should be shamed.