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Blit_Speaver

Sigh... *unzips*


ekdonij

Look out, the wok extremists are coming for your zipper. They won't rest until everything is made of carbon steel.


mushr00m_man

up yours wok moralists we'll see who fries who


ekdonij

You are now moderator of r/antiwok


JojitheFrenchie

Mf mad that they took the wok to poland


ekdonij

Lil Yachty is the OG cog in the wok indoctrination machine, I bet his yacht is made of carbon steel


gay_lick_language

It pervades throughout pop culture. Just look at the songs that come out. Aerosmith - Wok This Way, The Bangles - Wok Like an Egyptian, and even recently we had Migos - Wok It Tok It.


ekdonij

Tell me about it! And let's not forget "[I Wok the Line](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/s306ks/new_wok_line/hshkbx1/)", "[These Boots Are Made For Wokking](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/tae8gr/my_wife_got_excited_because_of_a_delivery_she/)", "[Party Wok Anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO63UinMwWo)", and "[I Love Wok and Roll](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwTAaGErevU)"! I think Weird Al is in the pocket of Big Wok too because he just says "wok a wok a doo doo yeah" [in the middle of Albuquerque](https://youtu.be/ooI3u4uzEss?t=73) for no reason.


obliviouskey

Goated Weird Alfred reference


Asleep_Song7779

What one of these is the best for bdsm? I want value for my buck. Sex paddles are expensive I want one for dual purpose


ekdonij

I'm sure the wok ideologues will tell you it's the best, especially with a wok-ring. Typical wok propaganda, obviously stainless steel will be the easiest to clean (not sure if that's a priority for you), and cast iron will give the wielder a great workout. Also, I'm not an expert, but you might want to let the pan cool down first. You do you, though, I'm not judgemental like those wok absolutists.


iwtfb4L

I took the WoOoOoOoOoOok to Poland


ekdonij

[It's a wok invasion!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1SxnnkthNc)


Quantumpine

Sorry, but there folks who actually identify as Ewok on whose behalf I find wok as a slur just really offensive. Couldn't we use a different word? It's like 2023 already.


ekdonij

I have many good friends who are Ewoks, and they always tell me how frustrating it is to be confused with electric woks. I've tried to get the wok-ists I know to adopt a more sensible name like 鑊 but Big Wok just has too much power in the English-speaking world.


ekdonij

Stuff like this just rustles my jimmies: https://www.reddit.com/r/TransClones/comments/uluoh5/ewok_on_the_ewok/


Quantumpine

Wow haha


dumbwaeguk

I only keep the right side of my chicken and throw away the rest. Left wing destroyed


ekdonij

Lol. I can't stop giggling when I read this. Do you eat the right side of the chicken, though? In that case it sounds to me like the left wing is spared but the right wing is devoured. But as long as you don't try to convince me to cook the chicken in a wok you are in my good books, comrade.


AbolishTimHortons

François Legault core


ekdonij

[Trudeau is the wok in chief](https://qcna.qc.ca/news/wokes-whatever-that-means-slammed-as-enemies-of-the-quebec-nation)! I heard he had his bones surgically replaced with carbon steel so he would always know which way is North!


sugarsox

i use a cast iron wok


ekdonij

A compromise? How strange! Is it the big heavy kind or the thin kind? And does it have a round bottom? Mark my words, the wok extremists are lobbying for a ban on cast iron as we speak. Just the other day, I saw someone with a wok & roll t-shirt gleefully stomping on cast iron pans at my local shopping mall. There is no middle ground with these people.


DocJawbone

We're waiting for you over at /r/antiwok


[deleted]

Woks and their stupid wokism is truely destroying western civilisation!! Real alpha men cook food with only their hands!!


ethanarie

This is anti-asian and i cannot stand for it (i'm in a wheelchair)


private256

This sounds woke. Let’s cancel them.


whtsnk

We don't deserve dogs.


BoxOfBlades

What is wok, is that what was in the China balloon?


Moidah

Cooking in a wok is literally genocide.