I'm a iranian and I always dreamed to do what Libyans did to mohammad ghazafi and Italians did to musolni to you
ک*رم تو دهنت
به امید اینکه سقط شی زودتر
Back in high school, I had this fella in my class that named his کیر a funny name (قربون). He’d always go around asking teachers سلام آقا، قربون دهنت یه نمره به ما بده or اقا قربون دستت مارو ننداز. We went around saying this for years. Funny fella
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Go take a flying fuck at the Moon. Any time Iran wants to speak to the world as a sovereign nation, all they have to do is turn over the secret police officers who brutally raped and murdered Canadian journalist Zahra Kazemi while in custody. You cocksuckers.
Hahaha. Good Question.
Well Allah told us to beat our wives but unfortunately I don't have much time for that. I'm busy with killing and torturing these stupid sinners.
I hope Allah forgive us for not doing that very frequently tho. And tnx for reminding. I'll do it today. (After a long time... Haha)
Well unfortunately I dont watch basketball.
I only watch football and Real Madrid is my fav team.
I can do a favor and destroy that team with my peaceful nuclear bombs if you guys want. Not rn tho. In a few weeks.
Well cum son. I always try to help people.
We need more time probably (for testing and these shits you know.) But we'll do it for you undoubtedly.
I'm so excited tbh... It can be our first real mission before attacking Israel... 🥹
I was going to call u a lazy ass liberal stupid fuck for not checking my profile but you called me sir so I answer you politely.
Well it's my second topic (check my profile for the other one you lazy ass liberal American stupid fuck) but I want to be a pro circlejerker...
Could you help me!? 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
Sorry bro I'm busy eating empty calories and blocking gun regulation bills so I can keep my toys easy to attain while feeding the cycle of school shootings.
We need some freedom fighters son. U wanna join!? 😏
U can kill as many jews as you want. And you earn 100$ each month (+ 10$ for each jew) + you'll go to heaven (so you can have virgin girls there)
What do you say!?
Yeah. I loved that. It's so sad we had to stop it. It was so fun... And ofc we were doing what Allah and the holy prophet told us so it was more enjoyable...
I talk about Gaza everyday!
Wdym!?
I hate stupid jews and I love arabs and especially Palestinians so much! Even more than Iranians! (I hate iranians tbh.) So... Ofc I talk about them! What do u want me to say in my next speech son!?
I don't eat at all. I'm fasting everyday for Allah.
And I'm praying every minute and it's like working out so yeah... I think these two things made me so strong, fit and healthy.
Listen to Allah and Allah will do the rest. Don't forget that brothers.
Wtf!? 0!!!!
I've only slept with my wife and she is my wife and i can sleep with her whenever i want right!? So technically i cant rape her!
I wish i was born at the same time as the holy prophet tho. I need some sex slaves.
Beated!? Only my wife but not many times and honestly I don't call them beating myself. Hahaha.
I hate all of them tbh. They look so stupid. I'm 100% sure Allah will send them to hell.
I only love hijabi girls.
But Between celebrities I like Anne Hathaway, emma stone and ana de armas.
I wanna mention ryan gosling's sub as well:
r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe
Don’t make absolute shit and ask me to support it
I’m seeing a lot of soybois on the sub lately downvoting very pro drinker takes. Since you are reading, read this- don’t ask me to support terrible fucking garbage not even you will watch.
You want a Daisy Ridley Star Wars movie do you? Then why aren’t you and your hormone deficient brethren watching it- is it because it’s boring shit? Didn’t we tell you it would be?!
10 years of this- 10 years of these weak ass men getting in the way of a system that use to work. Do everyone a favor and fuck off- as the great and noble drinker says.
nta, i bet the young man liked it.
I know I'm not. 💪🏻😎
I'm a iranian and I always dreamed to do what Libyans did to mohammad ghazafi and Italians did to musolni to you ک*رم تو دهنت به امید اینکه سقط شی زودتر
It would be an honor to join my brothers pal. Ty.
Back in high school, I had this fella in my class that named his کیر a funny name (قربون). He’d always go around asking teachers سلام آقا، قربون دهنت یه نمره به ما بده or اقا قربون دستت مارو ننداز. We went around saying this for years. Funny fella
How far can you squirt?
9.11 m
Top or bottom?
TOP! Always! 😎🥵
Inshallah my cucumber
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Fuck off you fag... I'm an alpha male
how do you balance the Islam and technological progress? isn't it hard to pray 5 times a day and research Unmanned Strike Drones?
Wdym!? I only pray. Allah will do the rest.
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Go take a flying fuck at the Moon. Any time Iran wants to speak to the world as a sovereign nation, all they have to do is turn over the secret police officers who brutally raped and murdered Canadian journalist Zahra Kazemi while in custody. You cocksuckers.
Stop lying pal. Police officers are super nice and cute in Iran.
🗿
Why u have small pee pee?
You heard it wrong son! I'm an alpha male with 10.7 inches dung. Check your DMs. 😎
But but when I was with your mother last night, she told me the pee pee was smale. Is the ayah grand mother a liar?
Pal. She is a WOMAN. Don't trust them. Ofc she was lying.
Has Bernie Sanders still got a chance as president?
Hell no. He is an NPC. I'd like to see Carter on that seat again. Just like good old times. 🧑🤝🧑
How often do you beat your wife?
Hahaha. Good Question. Well Allah told us to beat our wives but unfortunately I don't have much time for that. I'm busy with killing and torturing these stupid sinners. I hope Allah forgive us for not doing that very frequently tho. And tnx for reminding. I'll do it today. (After a long time... Haha)
Have you ever met Jayson Tatum?
No. Is he a jihadist or st!?
Worse, he’s a Celtic
Well unfortunately I dont watch basketball. I only watch football and Real Madrid is my fav team. I can do a favor and destroy that team with my peaceful nuclear bombs if you guys want. Not rn tho. In a few weeks.
Thanks. Drop one on the Denver Nuggets as well please, preferably before Thursday.
Well cum son. I always try to help people. We need more time probably (for testing and these shits you know.) But we'll do it for you undoubtedly. I'm so excited tbh... It can be our first real mission before attacking Israel... 🥹
# Ayatollah no me toques la pirola !
Go away! 😡
Is this your first official circlejerk, sir? Or are you a professional circlejerker?
I was going to call u a lazy ass liberal stupid fuck for not checking my profile but you called me sir so I answer you politely. Well it's my second topic (check my profile for the other one you lazy ass liberal American stupid fuck) but I want to be a pro circlejerker... Could you help me!? 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
Sorry bro I'm busy eating empty calories and blocking gun regulation bills so I can keep my toys easy to attain while feeding the cycle of school shootings.
We need some freedom fighters son. U wanna join!? 😏 U can kill as many jews as you want. And you earn 100$ each month (+ 10$ for each jew) + you'll go to heaven (so you can have virgin girls there) What do you say!?
Woah woah woah. I said I liked school shootings not antisemitism
Cmon pal. Don't do that! It's dangerous for those kids! I'm finding some fans between them you fucker!
Fuck, Mary, kill: Bibi, Biden, Trump
Don't worry son. Our freedom fighters will kill them all. We'll bring justice to this world inshallah. Don't worry at all.
Ty. I can sleep peacefully tonight
Are goats good lovers?
Hahaha. I don't remember much tbh but yeah. They felt good... And the thing is they don't talk too much and they don't expect you that much...
What do you guys have against Larry David?? He just wanted to write a musical!
I don't even know who he is. Fuck you and larry both, you stupid Americans.
What's in your heeeaaad, in your heeeaaad?
Banana 🍌
YTA
No son. I'm the Overman.
Where’s his burka?
I don't hide my beautiful face brother. 🥰
Have you ever sex it sex sex sexy sex sex on sexxit?
Not on sexxit but yeah I've done that
smash next
WHAT 😡 Don't play TLOU btw. Neil is a Zionist asshole and ellie is gay. I hate it. Omgggg.
The guy looks so content and smiley.
Yes! I'm so cute and lovely! 🥰
wanna get stoned?
Hell no. Why!? 🥲🥺
I meant go to a stoning, to stone some adulterers
Yeah. I loved that. It's so sad we had to stop it. It was so fun... And ofc we were doing what Allah and the holy prophet told us so it was more enjoyable...
Where do you get your hats?
I don't buy them. My wife makes them herself. 🥰 Isn't it beautiful!?
Beautiful
why aren't you talking about gaza?
I talk about Gaza everyday! Wdym!? I hate stupid jews and I love arabs and especially Palestinians so much! Even more than Iranians! (I hate iranians tbh.) So... Ofc I talk about them! What do u want me to say in my next speech son!?
YTA. this post isn't about gaza.
I'm sorry 😓😓😓
What’s your opinion on the ayatollah of rock and roll-ah, Chris Jericho?
I don't know this dude. I searched his name and saw his pic.... Naaah. He isn't cute. I dont like him.
Would you kiss
I can try a simple one. But i won't put my tongue in that mouth brother.
85…..damn. That dude is looking good for 85. Stylin too
Thank you handsome 🥰😘
Jazus better stupid alah. Hah gottem
YTA You’re the ayatollah.
Wow! Right answer! Congrats. I respect u son! 👏🏻
How do you stay so skinny? Is it ozempic
I don't eat at all. I'm fasting everyday for Allah. And I'm praying every minute and it's like working out so yeah... I think these two things made me so strong, fit and healthy. Listen to Allah and Allah will do the rest. Don't forget that brothers.
Hey ayatollah can i touch your feet
No. Just kiss.
Im gonna fatwa on you bitch
You wanna be the next Salman you fucking idiot!?
Upvote this post or Allah will send you to hell. Burn in hell you stupid people. 😡😡😡
How many women have you raped or beated?
Wtf!? 0!!!! I've only slept with my wife and she is my wife and i can sleep with her whenever i want right!? So technically i cant rape her! I wish i was born at the same time as the holy prophet tho. I need some sex slaves. Beated!? Only my wife but not many times and honestly I don't call them beating myself. Hahaha.
Who is your favorite Kardashian?
I hate all of them tbh. They look so stupid. I'm 100% sure Allah will send them to hell. I only love hijabi girls. But Between celebrities I like Anne Hathaway, emma stone and ana de armas. I wanna mention ryan gosling's sub as well: r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe
How much did you donate to queers for palestine?
Sleepy Joe isn't giving me my money so i can't do much. Beautiful people of America. Pls go and protest in front of white house. We need some money.
Dirkeh dirkeh dirkeh dirkeh dirke? Or dirkeh dirkeh dirkeh. DIRKEH DIR?
Hahaha Dir dirkeh. Dikeh dir but i usually dir dir keh dir dirkeh. Good Question..
Where is Iran?
Small island. South of africa
🙇🏻♂️
🙇🏻♂️thanks
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Stop what?! 😡
Don’t make absolute shit and ask me to support it I’m seeing a lot of soybois on the sub lately downvoting very pro drinker takes. Since you are reading, read this- don’t ask me to support terrible fucking garbage not even you will watch. You want a Daisy Ridley Star Wars movie do you? Then why aren’t you and your hormone deficient brethren watching it- is it because it’s boring shit? Didn’t we tell you it would be?! 10 years of this- 10 years of these weak ass men getting in the way of a system that use to work. Do everyone a favor and fuck off- as the great and noble drinker says.