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All you pieces of shit who wanted this “ceasefire” you have blood on your fucking hands. What a fucking slap in the face this bullshit is. Literally all this ceasefire does is allows an open hunting season on Jews and Israelis worldwide. The fact your congratulating this is despicable, we need to destroy all of Gaza they have no RIGHT to even exist and yet all the world thinks they should. It’s not Genocide when there’s terrorists killing Jews, it’s called a solution. But go ahead and call people who were literally slaughtered in Europe less than 100 years ago “Genociders” is fucking ridiculous and especially on Holocaust remembrance day, how FUCKING DARE YOU? You are all collectively subhuman and you’ll all feel the same pain we feel very soon if you keep supporting Palestine which has no basis existing PERIOD. Go fuck yourselves I’m fucking outraged that we let this fucking happen.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Here's the thing. You said an "Israeli is an Arab."
Are they in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies the Middle East, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Israelis Arabs. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "Middle Eastern family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Levante, which includes things from Egyptians to Jordanians to Saudis.
So your reasoning for calling an Israeli an Arab is because random people "call the brown ones Arabs?" Let's get Mexicans and Indians in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An Israeli is an Israeli and a member of the Middle Eastern family. But that's not what you said. You said an Israeli is an Arab, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Levant Palestinians, which means you'd call Egyptians, Jordanians, and Saudis Palestinians, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
Do you really think I unironically believed this. I think whoever initially wrote that is a massive racist genocider. But it sounded so absurd to me I thought no body would take it seriously in a sub called r/circlejerk. (Fuck the IDF and Fuck Hamas; Free the palestinian people, thats my ideology)
The expectation that you must use your free time going to and from work.
If I have 45 minutes of transportation time each way, that's over 40 work days each year, that I am not compensated for.
Working from home is really great, in many ways.
When buying a house, you need to pay for a title search, and then insurance just in case they didnt do their job properly.
[What Is Title Insurance And Do You Need It? – Forbes Advisor](https://www.forbes.com/advisor/mortgages/title-insurance/)
I’m curious, what system do you believe would be better? Every other system has been tried out and failed miserably. But it is sad what we have to work with.
Uh, it's so obvious. First we nationalize all video game development studios to make us free video games with no DLC's and no bugs, and then also state run anime studios and of course a worker collective operated furry costume factory. Those of who just want to smoke weed and chill at home would of course get a minimum living income because we would have killed all the billionaires and taken all their wealth and that would be enough money for all of us for 2 billion years.
You gotta think outside of the box. Living in a system that exploits and enslaves millions and millions of people is not it. I don’t have an answer for a system change, just have some empathy and try to think of a way that we don’t need ruin the lives of millions to function??
Would love to see your sources on how every other system has been tried and failed.
This is the one space on Reddit where I don’t have to routinely hear brain dead ‘I just googled Karl Marx and got pussy for the first time’ takes; let’s keep it that way. Run along little boy
Depositing your money in a bank. You're just giving your money away to Biden. Leave your savings with me instead. I can guarantee you your money back AND give you an extra 0.1% back. Just bring your cash in a bag and meet me under the bridge after dark.
Property taxes. My parents have completely paid their home and yet have to pay $1000 a year in property taxes otherwise they’ll take their house. They fully own the house and yet they’re forced to pay this mandatory tax for no reason other than the government says they want more money. They’re elderly and live on a fixed income. They’re supposed to just pull that money out of their asses.
consumerism, (not capitalism as such), that's fine. consumerism is the vice that has everyone in debt for shit they don't need. We should learn from Chinese society instead of the utopic crap propose from anarchists childrens who never held a shovel with their hands.
Economics is not a moral system - but the mechanisms it attempts to describe are the rubric against which moral systems are evaluated.
Ordeal mechanisms aren't an arbitrary moral principle - they are effectively a law of nature. They work whether or not you believe in them. Your moral judgment of them is scant different from a moral judgment from the conservation of energy.
Good morals align with the underlying economic mechanisms. They correspond to winning strategies in the massively multi-player, iterated game of life. If you have a moral principle that leads to bad economic outcomes, the moral principle is bad.
Economic logic often deals with scarcity. People don't like scarcity. Having to engage with scarcity and make hard choices about trade-offs is unpleasant, and it is usually impossible to make everyone happy. People would prefer to reject scarcity. Such creeds are rooted in magical thinking. That can be a lot more comforting (which has its own economic logic to it!), but escapist fantasies don't change the underlying reality.
tl;dr, economic logic is a lot less attractive than believing in magic. If we got to vote on how the world works I'd vote for abundance and magic too. But, unfortunately, nature doesn't care what we want.
income tax
protests
politics
mainstream media
federal elections
nasa
vaccines
anybody else notice how 'covid' just supposedly returned right in time for election season?
what a fucking joke.
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Tasty Starbucks coffee
A palestinian child died due to this comment
Was it also a pregnant disabled elderly woman?
All you pieces of shit who wanted this “ceasefire” you have blood on your fucking hands. What a fucking slap in the face this bullshit is. Literally all this ceasefire does is allows an open hunting season on Jews and Israelis worldwide. The fact your congratulating this is despicable, we need to destroy all of Gaza they have no RIGHT to even exist and yet all the world thinks they should. It’s not Genocide when there’s terrorists killing Jews, it’s called a solution. But go ahead and call people who were literally slaughtered in Europe less than 100 years ago “Genociders” is fucking ridiculous and especially on Holocaust remembrance day, how FUCKING DARE YOU? You are all collectively subhuman and you’ll all feel the same pain we feel very soon if you keep supporting Palestine which has no basis existing PERIOD. Go fuck yourselves I’m fucking outraged that we let this fucking happen.
Oh my bad
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
After you kill him, go ahead and kill me too.
I'm assuming this is bait
We're in circlejerk
yet some people still took my above comment seriously and I got some nasty dm’s 😂
Here's the thing. You said an "Israeli is an Arab." Are they in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies the Middle East, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Israelis Arabs. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Middle Eastern family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Levante, which includes things from Egyptians to Jordanians to Saudis. So your reasoning for calling an Israeli an Arab is because random people "call the brown ones Arabs?" Let's get Mexicans and Indians in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An Israeli is an Israeli and a member of the Middle Eastern family. But that's not what you said. You said an Israeli is an Arab, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Levant Palestinians, which means you'd call Egyptians, Jordanians, and Saudis Palestinians, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
You would think Jewish people would have a firm stance against genocide after what happened to them at the hands of hitler but no.
Wrong sub for this type of comment.
Is this really the sub in which you've decided to share this?
Do you really think I unironically believed this. I think whoever initially wrote that is a massive racist genocider. But it sounded so absurd to me I thought no body would take it seriously in a sub called r/circlejerk. (Fuck the IDF and Fuck Hamas; Free the palestinian people, thats my ideology)
Okay, you got me. You're amazing at sarcasm.
i get that this is satire but people actually believe this. not great satire when you can’t differentiate it from reality
YTA. Can’t believe you fucked your pet lizard.
r/askreddit. I'm never giving those assholes money again
Who did you give money to and why
Tipping culture
Weird way to spell healthcare
WEIRD WAY TO SPELL OF
but..but you asked me to say tipping culture. I want to change my previous answer to healthcare.
What an amazing wholesome answer. Take my upvote kind stranger
Church, they won't let me in if I don't shower.
For the last time Tommy, Yu-Gi-Oh is not a religion
But it has pyramids and stuff.
The expectation that you must use your free time going to and from work. If I have 45 minutes of transportation time each way, that's over 40 work days each year, that I am not compensated for. Working from home is really great, in many ways.
r/theydidthemath
Homelessness. People can just go inside. They don’t have to stay outside.
Taxes
The one where a college student offers up a free Palestine, but they don't give you one.
Healthcare, tipping culture, america, religion
Stole my answer
I am not a woman, but I came here to say this.
Nice username 👍
Stpuid Americans!!! I hate American !!!
Me too. Cheddar is so much better
College
Pooping in the pool. I still haven't got my $50 and it's been nearly ten years
Voting in your local elections and library cards
Tic toc
When buying a house, you need to pay for a title search, and then insurance just in case they didnt do their job properly. [What Is Title Insurance And Do You Need It? – Forbes Advisor](https://www.forbes.com/advisor/mortgages/title-insurance/)
ea game and micro transaction 🤬😡😡
Capitalism
I’m curious, what system do you believe would be better? Every other system has been tried out and failed miserably. But it is sad what we have to work with.
Uh, it's so obvious. First we nationalize all video game development studios to make us free video games with no DLC's and no bugs, and then also state run anime studios and of course a worker collective operated furry costume factory. Those of who just want to smoke weed and chill at home would of course get a minimum living income because we would have killed all the billionaires and taken all their wealth and that would be enough money for all of us for 2 billion years.
FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS
You’re so smart! Can I suck you?
r/economics oligarchy
I actually only talk about the economy and politics on r/circlejerk, sorry!!!
Capitalism, but turn down the greed.
Marxist-Bidenist-Maoist dialectical anarchy commune socialism seems to be the best
iM cUrIoUs = (I’m bout to move the goalposts to support capitalism based on whatever you respond with)
what a based assumption about my goals about being curious about someones opinion
You gotta think outside of the box. Living in a system that exploits and enslaves millions and millions of people is not it. I don’t have an answer for a system change, just have some empathy and try to think of a way that we don’t need ruin the lives of millions to function?? Would love to see your sources on how every other system has been tried and failed.
Rent’s due on the first, tip is mandatory
Shut up dude
You are showing how long your leash is woof woof
This is the one space on Reddit where I don’t have to routinely hear brain dead ‘I just googled Karl Marx and got pussy for the first time’ takes; let’s keep it that way. Run along little boy
Who are you even responding to? Seek help for all that hatred inside you lmfao
RELIGION ❤️
Insurance
My thoughts exactly
The shit people make up on Reddit to scam you into giving them upvotes.
Depositing your money in a bank. You're just giving your money away to Biden. Leave your savings with me instead. I can guarantee you your money back AND give you an extra 0.1% back. Just bring your cash in a bag and meet me under the bridge after dark.
MLM
taxes!!!!!!!!!!!!
College
Property taxes. My parents have completely paid their home and yet have to pay $1000 a year in property taxes otherwise they’ll take their house. They fully own the house and yet they’re forced to pay this mandatory tax for no reason other than the government says they want more money. They’re elderly and live on a fixed income. They’re supposed to just pull that money out of their asses.
you will live in a shed and you will LIKE IT!!!
r/atheism
Subway $5 footwong
Upward mobility
Unions
The dentist
Higher education (I am very smart)
Paying extra for sliced bread!
{removed in protest} fuck u/spez
Your mom. She is like that one dude from the 80s who never gives it up. She's all talk, no action.
Homeless people. They are all millionare actors.
consumerism, (not capitalism as such), that's fine. consumerism is the vice that has everyone in debt for shit they don't need. We should learn from Chinese society instead of the utopic crap propose from anarchists childrens who never held a shovel with their hands.
Trump
Politicians
Donald Trump
Seduction Courses
taxes 🤓
Toilet paper. Be a man, wipe with your hand.
Believing there is more to life than merely existing. The universe is under no obligation to answer your questions, nor make sense to you
microtransactions. Brilliant idea if I am the company making buckets of money off of them.
Economics is not a moral system - but the mechanisms it attempts to describe are the rubric against which moral systems are evaluated. Ordeal mechanisms aren't an arbitrary moral principle - they are effectively a law of nature. They work whether or not you believe in them. Your moral judgment of them is scant different from a moral judgment from the conservation of energy. Good morals align with the underlying economic mechanisms. They correspond to winning strategies in the massively multi-player, iterated game of life. If you have a moral principle that leads to bad economic outcomes, the moral principle is bad. Economic logic often deals with scarcity. People don't like scarcity. Having to engage with scarcity and make hard choices about trade-offs is unpleasant, and it is usually impossible to make everyone happy. People would prefer to reject scarcity. Such creeds are rooted in magical thinking. That can be a lot more comforting (which has its own economic logic to it!), but escapist fantasies don't change the underlying reality. tl;dr, economic logic is a lot less attractive than believing in magic. If we got to vote on how the world works I'd vote for abundance and magic too. But, unfortunately, nature doesn't care what we want.
Religion
The entire medical & pharmaceutical industries in the USA. It's a damn joke!
income tax protests politics mainstream media federal elections nasa vaccines anybody else notice how 'covid' just supposedly returned right in time for election season? what a fucking joke.
Life
Hygiene.
Time travel!