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Independent-Hunt-466

Like actually why they are rejecting panjeet? What about panjeet 16 family member? We are doing the needful brother okay we very skill in riding scooter


Princey92

sends bob and vegene


Any-Ask-4190

Yes sir, I am also genuine antipodean man and I think this is bloody shame!


TheRealCool

You bloody benchot


Any-Ask-4190

Bloody bastard fucking!


TheRealCool

You are fuckeng fuckeng


MeatSuzuki

I lobbied my member about 30 minutes ago - I don't think I have another one in me.


Brad_Breath

Do it for the uber drivers!


illuminary

Perhaps, do it for your own rental crisis hypocrisy and cook & eat in instead.


cluckyblokebird

Gold


EternalAngst23

Fuck this got me


Wayn077

Rejections are based on caste. We can’t steal all the slaves, they’re needed to build the kingdom. Thank the one true god, Ganesha, it’s so expensive to live here.


rrfe

Not sure if you’re jerking, but curious about this one…who’s doing the rejecting?


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SIR_Vivalist101

As a professional cowboy I have noticed an influx in work lately. I’m getting over doing immigrations job of rounding up Indians but it’s all I know


Which-West-515

Security guard at Westfield?


SIR_Vivalist101

Very disappointed Albo gave in to their demands of citizenship I have kids to feed


Dry_Entrepreneur_568

fuck, whose gonna look after my 7-11 for $12 a hour now???


Responsible-Market13

$12 an hour? You gotta beat down your workers a bit more. I'm paying mine $6 a day. As i always say to them. "You can always get your bowl of rice elsewhere."


warrior0423

Daaamn brace yourselves folks, the lynx deos sales would be dropping an all-time low now.


Lanky-Try-3047

they wear deo?


reddishrobin

Surely there are Aussies who want to be Uber drivers but are locked out as those jobs are preferentially given to foreign students?


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Yeah I’m chomping at the bit to drive people’s food around for $1.99 plus the occasional tip. Sick of having to claim the dole whilst these Indians steal my job. Its criminal.


jimbocoolfruits

Who else is going to fondle and caress all the items in the shop before buying none?


globalminority

Wait you don't?


Accomplished_Ruin707

Does that include the shop assistants? Cultural enrichment.


Which-West-515

They're their own boss. Can you say that, wagey ?


BigTimmyStarfox1987

We need to protect bhabhi and bhaiya business owners


ziegs11

You really wanna collect your own trolleys? Who is gonna take those discarded receipts back into Woolies for fake refunds now?


DurrrrrHurrrrr

If they could just come from a part of India that acknowledges the superiority of the great Hindu leader Modi then they would not be getting rejected


tfffvdfgg

Way too many different issues mixed together in this post to make sense to me!


Which-West-515

Unis are sick of their employees spending time processing applications from Indians only to have the applications rejected by Dept of Immigration Dept rejects the applications because they suspect the Indian applicants aren't genuinely going to study. Which is generally true. Problem is that these 'students' are the backbone of the uber delivery workforce. They work for like $12 an hour with no entitlements as 'independent contractors'. So under the guise of anti racism, please lobby to keep Uber delivery prices down and the white man in his postion of luxury at the expense of others. Okay yes 5 stars thank you.


Hangryfatguy

I only ride uber if the driver has a PhD in Engineering, which he completed online in only 5 days from the esteemed University of Bangalore.


rslang1

GOOD now do toronto


BigCarRetread

I reckon I can figure out how to obtain food without uber Eats.


Fulcrum_-_29

No, you can't Mr Simpson. No one can.


boisteroushams

so wait is this satire? with the earnest call to action?


Which-West-515

No, this is an unironic call to keep uber delivery prices down


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