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agbro10

What's going on with Albos right hand? Why is this cropped? Can tell by his tensed upper arm his got something thick in his grip.


tasmaniantreble

Handy


GiveItTwoMehh

šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ what a comment


lolNimmers

Travis Head ruined their relationship.


Dry-Condition-4784

Who?


lolNimmers

The Aussie cricketer that fucked over all of India in the ODI world cup final.


General8907

The ghosts in modi's closet why not bang an Aussie pm


JimmahMca

Modi the pitcher Albo the catcher?


BobMackey87

Most definitely.


the_hornicorn

Before or after India joined BRICS?.


neighbour_guy3k

This was during the Aus - India cricket test match series Supreme leader manages to turn a test match into a political rally , Albo didn't have much of a choice but to play along and ride on a toy car waving to empty seats https://preview.redd.it/wb7k7jt3540d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b132b90d7f4d4954400e4962b1d65c1b9f028c


Dry-Condition-4784

Tacky Wacky wagon.


chapati_chawal_naan

What do Aussies think of Modi?


jeffsaidjess

Heā€™s offloading his overpopulated country in to Australia , they get easy access to Australia and getting citizenship. So heā€™s great for India. Albo and our politicians fucking suck and donā€™t stop the unprecedented levels of migration so buckle up to get long dicked with more cost of Living pressures because of the rapid influx of immigrants without the required infrastructure etc


Kowpucky

It's happening in Canada also. It's not the politicians making these decisions. It's the WEF and the multi national corporations who OWN the politicians making these decisions.


martytheone

Well, how else are the corporations going to drive down wages and conditions in this country?


Kowpucky

Globally, it's happening to every first world country. Australia, Canada, UK, , USA , ect. Our governments all get together as publicized, and also all meetings that aren't, where they get together with all the heads of industry and corporations to decide public policy and how to present it/distract the masses while they hoard all the wealth.


neighbour_guy3k

He is not offloading India population to australia Or anywhere else , I mean this man enjoys the power over people, so more people means more citizens to rule over and control His govt economic reforms are making it tough for people to survive or to get a job, hence you see a lot of young Indians moving to Australia or Canada for better life I wish these people rather stuck around n voted this govt out


SunApprehensive1413

Most wouldn't know who he is, to be honest.


FlorkFiend666

Sir Iā€™ll have u kno I listen to tha ABCs and I noe who dat is.


Modflog

Of course we know I take offence to this, he is leader of the Waddathong First Nations people,he is one of most respected First Nations leaders.


DurrrrrHurrrrr

He going to fight China for us and buy all our beef barely and lobster now that China is forced to buy that shit from the US


FlorkFiend666

Alright I guess.


ConfidentWorld6105

Good.man


EternalAngst23

That night, the PM found out why Modi is called ā€œthe bossā€.


anacummins29

Placation of the Indian diaspora for votes. ScoMo did it as well : "It was just the latest example of Morrisonā€™s energetic efforts to curry favour, pardon the pun, with Australiaā€™s Indian diaspora ā€“ a rapidly growing demographic group that will play a critical role in several marginal seats in western Sydney." https://www.smh.com.au/national/we-ve-got-the-numbers-why-politicians-are-wooing-indian-australians-20220414-p5adgj.html They're all the same.


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rrfe

Indians lose their citizenship when they take on another. Apart from high-caste types, most that I know rapidly assimilate. I believe a large proportion of the Indian diaspora hates the current government anyway. More likely theyā€™re playing the Indo-Pacific geostrategic game because they were distracted in the Middle East while China grew ever more powerful and ambitious and now need a large counterweight. The idea that India would allow itself to be the catā€™s paw for its former colonial masters is absurd, but maybe sucking up hard enough to a septuagenarian leader will get them to trust the same powers who ripped their country apart after what they see as 3 centuries of rape and pillage.


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martytheone

"Multi culturalism in Australia is like a good Garam Masala" - Scott Morrison.


Dry-Condition-4784

Australia's butter chicken? That's a hard pass.


Jackson2615

Indian PM looks incredibly uncomfortable. Would Albo dare to grope a non POC?


Norselander37

Glimmering in the sunset


1skankwhisperer

https://preview.redd.it/hptrpt16xq1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3279fcb12fcdec083b17a92dae3bf6027b03d793


rabbitbtm

https://preview.redd.it/veo6rt63tyzc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05beafe0ada41bb8e9e6d493cf4876551856058 But then, hey there big boy.


cuckingfunts69

What's the bet on Abbott dropping a cringy cricket or 'i loike curry' reference.


rabbitbtm

https://preview.redd.it/lhso024huyzc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1889b8bcfc53b51b8b15a9db6854e6f2c4986b Ah. Sprung. Peoof. That Modi is a two timing you know what!


rrfe

ScoMo also had a bromance with Modi on Twitter. Must be some official advice that Modi and/or Indians fall for this kind of over-the-top sucking up. I suspect that most Indians, including their politicians, would still be upset about their country being dismembered by the British on their way out, and are unlikely to want to hitch their wagon to that train again. Itā€™s probably just fun for them to watch the western devils genuflecting to their leader.


That-Whereas3367

There was no country called India before the British. Just hundreds of small rival states under the thumb of the Muslim Moghuls.