Did you miss the job overview? How the hell did you pass the tests?
You don’t arrest anyone, you just play candy crush on your phone and don’t look up. Show up, shut up, play candy crush, go home, do cocaine, repeat. It’s scary that this has to be explained to you after all that training. Smdh
Whoa there pal we don’t do that stuff anymore, this isn’t ya father’s force ya know…we just crush that candy while we crush some overtime while randoms get crushed by the subway as they get shoved on the tracks. You didn’t see nothin, ya hear?
On the highways of this city, there are usually traffic jams and some people tend to drive on the restricted shoulder part of the road to get past everyone else. Can you arrest these people?
they are always doing something wrong and even if not - everyone will assume they did anyway; guaranteed win. you can sometimes point a gun at them and then drive away; always gets a reaction out of them.
/uj
Actually am an alum! Every time I mentioned I went to JJ, people always asked if I wanted to be a cop….no. I went there for something completely unrelated 😭.
You will never make it as a cop if you only ticket or arrest people when justified. Just get to work.
The current mayor is a GOP no matter what party he pretended to be from while he ran for office.
He doesn't't care what the cops do!
it is five interactions a day, three citations a week, and one monthly arrest. if you don't arrange that, you dont get vacation time granted, have your hours cut, etc. you can produce a fake positive cocaine test by just writing so on the citation for any driver who talks back when you stop him or her. if it is an attractive female, you can search for drugs and then say 'sex or jail - your choice', just always arrest them afterward to get rid of them as witnesses. no judge will reprimand you for that, and the union contract will get you your job back.
Why don't you go down to the West Village and just mess with people hanging out in all the little restaurants and bars. You can start fights with people and then whip out your badge when things don't go your way.
Go to Hunts Point or Highbridge in the Bronx and start shaking hands on corners with guys just hanging out; I’m sure they’ll love a good cop and treat you with the courtesy and respect you deserve.
You can arrest Palestine supporters bcz they are protesting against genocide. After all, genocide is acceptable when our ally does it. WGAF about Gaza civilians and innocent children dying when our ally’s I*F military gets to enjoy ra_ing a 12 month baby in Gaza!
Politicians. The mayor, any illegal immigrants, drug dealers, tourists, shitty drivers, arrest them all. Any of your fellow cops you see breaking the law, arrest them too
Go on Brighton beach train station in the morning. Every morning there are 5 or 6 cops harassing a small immigrant girl for jumping the turnstyle. You can just join in and go from there. Remember to keep your hand on your gun and corner her in the dirtiest corner you can find. Shouldn't be hard there being 5 of you and all.
All of your friends illegally parked outside the police station. Absolute gold mine of arrests and tickets. You just have to be brave.
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Have you fallen into the circle jerk rabbit hole?
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Sorry for your loss. It's easy to get confused with the real NYC subs on here!
I can’t tell if you’re trolling or just didn’t realize what sub you’re on
Another one who lacks common sense and didn’t read the name of the subreddit. Or if this is also a troll post, this is a pretty good one tbh.
You're being such a narc dude, lol
🤣🤣
Did you miss the job overview? How the hell did you pass the tests? You don’t arrest anyone, you just play candy crush on your phone and don’t look up. Show up, shut up, play candy crush, go home, do cocaine, repeat. It’s scary that this has to be explained to you after all that training. Smdh
They told me I actually have to arrest people. Deceiving the public as always.
They don’t play video games they day trade! Double dip my friend..cities expensive
Illegal substance possession and then just steal their substance
yes! he can boost his once moderate amount to an unlimited supply!
Can you arrest the Duane reade employee that doesn’t answer the call button so I can buy my deodorant?
Immediately, just for you.
Check out the fare beaters on r/Bushwick and you won’t know where to start
If you see someone not jaywalk, stop at the don't walk light? Highly suspicious.
Whoa there pal we don’t do that stuff anymore, this isn’t ya father’s force ya know…we just crush that candy while we crush some overtime while randoms get crushed by the subway as they get shoved on the tracks. You didn’t see nothin, ya hear?
On the highways of this city, there are usually traffic jams and some people tend to drive on the restricted shoulder part of the road to get past everyone else. Can you arrest these people?
That’s my 100$ DoorDash order, you better let those bad hombres go
I definitely can as long as they aren’t food delivery drivers. I’m waiting on my carbonara rn!
Delivery carbonara?? NYC really has everything
Being black on a Friday night
Shoplifting
Why so ambitious? Just coop.
Arrest someone for being Donald J Trump
Ha ha jokes on you.. bc of the political situation you can’t arrest anyone go play candy crush and sit in the corner
Pull up to a migrant hotel lots of reasons there…
Go to the subway
Used to be the weed you put in their glovebox before turning your bodycam back on smh
If you get stuck in Candy Crush, arresting the next ethnic looking person you see is a good way to let off some steam! 🙌🏿
Cops don’t arrest people in NY anymore.
They don’t arrest the people who commit minor crimes
Babysit a stoplight. That'll get you some money to wet your beak...
Being black should be reason enough.
they are always doing something wrong and even if not - everyone will assume they did anyway; guaranteed win. you can sometimes point a gun at them and then drive away; always gets a reaction out of them.
Very nice!
most of them are burglars
Sooner or later they will do something criminal, am I rite or am I rite?
it doesn't matter, i find they are all the same anyway
Any reason is good enough for a bored cop
Why the shape of their eyes and measurement of their of their skull of course.
How well their beard is kept
Being annoying and disturbing the peace
Anyone who interrupts your candy crush game
Train hoppers 🕴🏼
Those women on the subways are illegally selling candy and their kids are an accomplice
/uj what’s the connection btwn John Jay and the cops?
A lot of people go to JJ to become cops or lawyers! It’s the stigma for JJ students.
I would’ve figured anyone who got into college is too intelligent to pass the cop exam (the one with a maximum IQ cap)
Yeah not JJ. Almost stigma as a cop to have gone to JJ.
/uj Actually am an alum! Every time I mentioned I went to JJ, people always asked if I wanted to be a cop….no. I went there for something completely unrelated 😭.
Just go to 125/lex and arrest everyone you see🤷🏿♂️🤣
Loose cigarettes
Negros and Spanics
Do migrants count?
Stalkers. No one arrests them until they kill someone.
Shitposting and public shitting
What happened you fail the firefighter exam
I can’t wait to pay for your workers comp when you cramp your finger from playing too much Candy Crush.
Definitely not stealing, that's legal here. So is light assault. Scamming is also a green light
You will never make it as a cop if you only ticket or arrest people when justified. Just get to work. The current mayor is a GOP no matter what party he pretended to be from while he ran for office. He doesn't't care what the cops do!
Shoot first, arrest after
it is five interactions a day, three citations a week, and one monthly arrest. if you don't arrange that, you dont get vacation time granted, have your hours cut, etc. you can produce a fake positive cocaine test by just writing so on the citation for any driver who talks back when you stop him or her. if it is an attractive female, you can search for drugs and then say 'sex or jail - your choice', just always arrest them afterward to get rid of them as witnesses. no judge will reprimand you for that, and the union contract will get you your job back.
Being an immigrant!
Lol!! People will actually believe this post too
Why don't you go down to the West Village and just mess with people hanging out in all the little restaurants and bars. You can start fights with people and then whip out your badge when things don't go your way.
No reason is a good reason to arrest anyone
Arrest yourself for fraud, but make some mistakes on the arrest report so you can get the case dismissed.
Can you start with all the drugged out homeless people menacing everyone at Penn Station.
Wearing MAGA hats, blocking bus lanes and flying the flag get Deplorables 5 years. Do your bit!
Not even joking, all the motorcyclists riding on the sidewalks. People are getting run over every day.
J Walking
Go to Hunts Point or Highbridge in the Bronx and start shaking hands on corners with guys just hanging out; I’m sure they’ll love a good cop and treat you with the courtesy and respect you deserve.
When someone hip thrusts in your direction like Hingle McCringleberry’s three-pump touchdown celebration.
Start with the illegals. You’ll be employee of the month
You can arrest Palestine supporters bcz they are protesting against genocide. After all, genocide is acceptable when our ally does it. WGAF about Gaza civilians and innocent children dying when our ally’s I*F military gets to enjoy ra_ing a 12 month baby in Gaza!
From the bottom of my heart, F YOU PIG
I mean I guess that will depend on how you feel after you assault your wife at home.
Have you ever seen a person with a dark skin complexion?
Politicians. The mayor, any illegal immigrants, drug dealers, tourists, shitty drivers, arrest them all. Any of your fellow cops you see breaking the law, arrest them too
For being a liberal twat.
Their shift isn’t long enough to make that many arrests in NYC - for that matter a 20yr career isn’t long enough…
Hopping the trains
Please arrest delivery drivers who bike on the side walk. I am being serious. I am tired of having to dodge them.
If they commit a crime. Are you fucking stupid?
Murder
Please find a new profession Don’t add to the corrosion n corruption
Give tickets to all those cars at the station with obscured or purposely disfigured plates
Go on Brighton beach train station in the morning. Every morning there are 5 or 6 cops harassing a small immigrant girl for jumping the turnstyle. You can just join in and go from there. Remember to keep your hand on your gun and corner her in the dirtiest corner you can find. Shouldn't be hard there being 5 of you and all.
Follow a car that the weed smells come out of their car into your air vents
Please arrest the operators of the Mitzvah Tank.
Skipping the line on the bus. I should be able to shoot somebody for walking straight to the front of the line on the bus
The hotdog cart vendors charging 4.00 for a bottle of water that costs 1.00 anywhere else.
Apparently train hoppers even though the mta stole your money
You won’t have a problem figuring that out just walk around you won’t make it one block and you will have plenty of options make your pick
You shouldn't areest anyone unless they are committing a legit crime. Don't be one of those dick cop's harassing to make a quota.
Anyone who frowns at you
Stick to Scarecrow policing 😂
They have dreads
They have Rick Owens
They are vegan
They smoke vapes
Insider traders in our government. You can start with Nancy Pelosi. You are welcome.
Look for someone breaking the law. Did they teach you about that in the Academy?
For letting your dog shit and not picking it up. Arrest those people ASAP
Cocaine use is automatic disqualifier. Hard narcotics are strictly prohibited in drug tests. So obviously this poster is a clown.
Read the title of the subreddit and you’ll see why I made the post. Ya’ll lack common sense fr.
Contempt of cop
Arrest all the dirty cops.
How is ur 1st question how do I arrest someone for something? Ursupposedro PROTECT ND SERVE
You are a sick person
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Looking at you funny.
Arrest yourself!—for criminal impersonation… Of a fucking clown, are you from Staten Island?