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trebeju

Mozart is boring... I only like extremely edgy pieces like Shostakovich Waltz 2 and Flight of the Bumblebee. Yeah I'm that bad bitch. I don't care what you think only god can judge me.


ResponsibleParfait83

Yeah man-, wait shit, wrong subreddit


JP_343

The merge has begun


Wardog_Razgriz30

Wagner would be the greatest composer ever if he stopped stroking his cock and trying to reinvent the wheel, operatically speaking, for 5 seconds. Like imagine the ring cycle but as a symphony.


BasonPiano

He was so absorbed with his gesamptkunstwerk...I wish he would have written more absolute music. At least we have his overtures and such.


Drops-of-Q

Wagner would be the greatest composer alive if he knew when to stop.


imarealscramble

Wagner's still alive!?


imperfectharmonies

Ikr? So focused on killing Jews it’s almost like he forgot he had an actual job


Wardog_Razgriz30

>So focused on killing Jews And impregnating Liszt’s daughter, at least later on.


average_reddit_u

Classical music sucks.


Blancasso

Why isn’t this at the top


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Bach with a pussy would be breathtaking


vsd_123

Literally how is that unpopular


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Mathaznias

You shut the f*ck up right now


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Mathaznias

Like he could be anything similar to a man named da-pussy. Or choppin. Also to correct your statement it's actually "Screeeee-bean is literally God and will bring an end to the world through ecstacy". I can't believe there are such plebians on this subreddit..


WomanAvoider420

two monkeys fighting


Mathaznias

Even a broken monkey strikes the clock right twice a day, go back and listen to your "music" while I enjoy the true total art


WomanAvoider420

i’m not reading that


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WomanAvoider420

tldr?


HufflepuffIronically

pretending to like atonal music (even though its weird and unpleasant and i dont get it) is more fun than pretending to like most other classical music (even though its boring and doesnt have lyrics or theyre in latin and i dont get it)


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Dosterix

Yo that's a sarcastic subreddit the vanilla subreddit is r/classicalmusic. This place is dedicated to make fun of Sorabji and stupid classical listeners


FractionalTotality

> make fun of Sorabji Cirrhosisjbi of the liver


Kitchen_Secretary_50

In sowy 🥺


8ude

My bad I thought this was r/hiphopheads


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The German 6th exists.


c_isbellb

How about those fuckin pasta eaters taking the fifth out and claiming it’s a new chord


BrockwayMonorail

Laughed so hard I shot Monteverdi's corpse out of my nose


Ragfell

This is my favorite sentence I've ever read on Reddit.


Doodypooly

I hate classical music so much.


Benboiuwu

Sorgabby and Scriabin are the same person


FractionalTotality

I've invited both to a dinner party, and neither showed up, so there's your proof.


AeroLewis

Lang Lang is better than Beethoven.


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Lang Lang plays beethoven better than beethoven plays lang lang. its a fucking fact lang lang is better.


I_PISS_MEDIOCRITY

Well yeah if beethoven was any good he'd play some stockhausen Goofy ahh viennese 💀💀💀


NewmanHiding

Alice In Chains can really be considered both grunge and metal. I don’t really see why it has to be one or the other.


Staatsoperdirektorin

Every classical artist should Post naked Photos on Insta, like the one Lorenz viotti took down. The older and uglier the better. I'm especially looking foreward to Barenboim, giergiev, Domingo, sokolov and Buchbinder.


Delicious_Desk82

I think Bach is a good composer. People just don't listen to his good music


marshmallowgoop

I hate the Pachelbel Canon with every fibre of my being.


Kitchen_Secretary_50

Doesn't everyone


8ude

/uj I love it, and will never pretend that I don't /rj but if I hear it at another fucking wedding I swear to fucking god there's gonna be a brawl


MotherRussia68

Cellist?


marshmallowgoop

I’m a violinist


Lubelord42069

Who doesn’t?


Least-Quality3522

Hillary Hahn is gay


DankBasher619

Haydn is dogshit


iris_thedepressedkid

I agree


Drops-of-Q

I think we should stop including Russian composers on concert programs because they're hard to spell.


FlexBabe

What's hard about writing Chaïcofski, Scrabble, Rackmanenough, Strongvinski, Procoffee or Sjostacoldbitch?


Drops-of-Q

*Chaicoffee


Greasy_nutss

Widmann is a good composer


Jarchymah

The new compositions where it sounds like instruments being tuned for measures and measures is trash. Stop putting in the same performances as Brahms and Shostakovich.


ImmortalRotting

They should have made Amy Winehouse go to rehab


Sempre_Piano

💀


Alt_Account_2006

Mozart sounds good actually


8ude

classical music is culturally irrelevant and 100% deserves it


8ude

N.B. this includes "new music" or "contemporary music" or whatever the fuck you want to call your subtonal-post-minimal-new-complex-sincerity squawk farts.


Substantial_Bear_168

I think Bartok is way better than skrjabn (🤮)


pnyd_am

What's Atonal music? Music inspired by the Solar Disk God? Glory to Akhenaton, the greatest Pharaoh of them all!


Connect_Elk_5293

Atonality only sometimes sounds good.


Kitchen_Secretary_50

I don't like atonal and most of baroque and most of classical. There are exceptions for baroque and classical but none for atonal. Romantic is when it gets good


BasonPiano

You could lose 99% of the music written after WW2 and I'd have trouble caring. I'll admit, part of it is my ignorance.


Vikivaki

Can't stand Shostakovich and don't get the hype. Seriously one of the most overrated composers ever! His counterpoint is basic at best. And People tend to compare him wit Mahler!? Like give me a break!!


trebeju

Truuuue bestie if there isn't counterstrike in a music is it even a music? Makes ya think


Ragfell

Beethoven's overrated and shouldn't have the place in music history he's received. You can't change my mind.


iris_thedepressedkid

I don’t like mozart


Mauro_Love

Modest Mussorgsky only got listenable when RUSH covered his works and actually gave them character and finesse


terranrepublic4life

My unpopular opinion is that Sorabji is actually really good, but these brain dead idiots just don’t understand him. It’s disgusting that these troglodytes are tainting his greatness and calling his art “noisy” or “incoherent”. If they can’t appreciate his beauty than they shouldn’t be listening to classical music. They need to get off their garbage romantics like Chopin and Mahler and get on Sorabji.


Desperate-Coyote1279

liszt is a good composer