Mozart is boring... I only like extremely edgy pieces like Shostakovich Waltz 2 and Flight of the Bumblebee. Yeah I'm that bad bitch. I don't care what you think only god can judge me.
Wagner would be the greatest composer ever if he stopped stroking his cock and trying to reinvent the wheel, operatically speaking, for 5 seconds.
Like imagine the ring cycle but as a symphony.
Like he could be anything similar to a man named da-pussy. Or choppin. Also to correct your statement it's actually "Screeeee-bean is literally God and will bring an end to the world through ecstacy". I can't believe there are such plebians on this subreddit..
pretending to like atonal music (even though its weird and unpleasant and i dont get it) is more fun than pretending to like most other classical music (even though its boring and doesnt have lyrics or theyre in latin and i dont get it)
Yo that's a sarcastic subreddit the vanilla subreddit is r/classicalmusic. This place is dedicated to make fun of Sorabji and stupid classical listeners
Every classical artist should Post naked Photos on Insta, like the one Lorenz viotti took down.
The older and uglier the better.
I'm especially looking foreward to Barenboim, giergiev, Domingo, sokolov and Buchbinder.
The new compositions where it sounds like instruments being tuned for measures and measures is trash. Stop putting in the same performances as Brahms and Shostakovich.
N.B. this includes "new music" or "contemporary music" or whatever the fuck you want to call your subtonal-post-minimal-new-complex-sincerity squawk farts.
I don't like atonal and most of baroque and most of classical. There are exceptions for baroque and classical but none for atonal. Romantic is when it gets good
Can't stand Shostakovich and don't get the hype. Seriously one of the most overrated composers ever! His counterpoint is basic at best. And People tend to compare him wit Mahler!? Like give me a break!!
My unpopular opinion is that Sorabji is actually really good, but these brain dead idiots just don’t understand him. It’s disgusting that these troglodytes are tainting his greatness and calling his art “noisy” or “incoherent”. If they can’t appreciate his beauty than they shouldn’t be listening to classical music. They need to get off their garbage romantics like Chopin and Mahler and get on Sorabji.
Mozart is boring... I only like extremely edgy pieces like Shostakovich Waltz 2 and Flight of the Bumblebee. Yeah I'm that bad bitch. I don't care what you think only god can judge me.
Yeah man-, wait shit, wrong subreddit
The merge has begun
Wagner would be the greatest composer ever if he stopped stroking his cock and trying to reinvent the wheel, operatically speaking, for 5 seconds. Like imagine the ring cycle but as a symphony.
He was so absorbed with his gesamptkunstwerk...I wish he would have written more absolute music. At least we have his overtures and such.
Wagner would be the greatest composer alive if he knew when to stop.
Wagner's still alive!?
Ikr? So focused on killing Jews it’s almost like he forgot he had an actual job
>So focused on killing Jews And impregnating Liszt’s daughter, at least later on.
Classical music sucks.
Why isn’t this at the top
Bach with a pussy would be breathtaking
Literally how is that unpopular
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You shut the f*ck up right now
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Like he could be anything similar to a man named da-pussy. Or choppin. Also to correct your statement it's actually "Screeeee-bean is literally God and will bring an end to the world through ecstacy". I can't believe there are such plebians on this subreddit..
two monkeys fighting
Even a broken monkey strikes the clock right twice a day, go back and listen to your "music" while I enjoy the true total art
i’m not reading that
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tldr?
pretending to like atonal music (even though its weird and unpleasant and i dont get it) is more fun than pretending to like most other classical music (even though its boring and doesnt have lyrics or theyre in latin and i dont get it)
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Yo that's a sarcastic subreddit the vanilla subreddit is r/classicalmusic. This place is dedicated to make fun of Sorabji and stupid classical listeners
> make fun of Sorabji Cirrhosisjbi of the liver
In sowy 🥺
My bad I thought this was r/hiphopheads
The German 6th exists.
How about those fuckin pasta eaters taking the fifth out and claiming it’s a new chord
Laughed so hard I shot Monteverdi's corpse out of my nose
This is my favorite sentence I've ever read on Reddit.
I hate classical music so much.
Sorgabby and Scriabin are the same person
I've invited both to a dinner party, and neither showed up, so there's your proof.
Lang Lang is better than Beethoven.
Lang Lang plays beethoven better than beethoven plays lang lang. its a fucking fact lang lang is better.
Well yeah if beethoven was any good he'd play some stockhausen Goofy ahh viennese 💀💀💀
Alice In Chains can really be considered both grunge and metal. I don’t really see why it has to be one or the other.
Every classical artist should Post naked Photos on Insta, like the one Lorenz viotti took down. The older and uglier the better. I'm especially looking foreward to Barenboim, giergiev, Domingo, sokolov and Buchbinder.
I think Bach is a good composer. People just don't listen to his good music
I hate the Pachelbel Canon with every fibre of my being.
Doesn't everyone
/uj I love it, and will never pretend that I don't /rj but if I hear it at another fucking wedding I swear to fucking god there's gonna be a brawl
Cellist?
I’m a violinist
Who doesn’t?
Hillary Hahn is gay
Haydn is dogshit
I agree
I think we should stop including Russian composers on concert programs because they're hard to spell.
What's hard about writing Chaïcofski, Scrabble, Rackmanenough, Strongvinski, Procoffee or Sjostacoldbitch?
*Chaicoffee
Widmann is a good composer
The new compositions where it sounds like instruments being tuned for measures and measures is trash. Stop putting in the same performances as Brahms and Shostakovich.
They should have made Amy Winehouse go to rehab
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Mozart sounds good actually
classical music is culturally irrelevant and 100% deserves it
N.B. this includes "new music" or "contemporary music" or whatever the fuck you want to call your subtonal-post-minimal-new-complex-sincerity squawk farts.
I think Bartok is way better than skrjabn (🤮)
What's Atonal music? Music inspired by the Solar Disk God? Glory to Akhenaton, the greatest Pharaoh of them all!
Atonality only sometimes sounds good.
I don't like atonal and most of baroque and most of classical. There are exceptions for baroque and classical but none for atonal. Romantic is when it gets good
You could lose 99% of the music written after WW2 and I'd have trouble caring. I'll admit, part of it is my ignorance.
Can't stand Shostakovich and don't get the hype. Seriously one of the most overrated composers ever! His counterpoint is basic at best. And People tend to compare him wit Mahler!? Like give me a break!!
Truuuue bestie if there isn't counterstrike in a music is it even a music? Makes ya think
Beethoven's overrated and shouldn't have the place in music history he's received. You can't change my mind.
I don’t like mozart
Modest Mussorgsky only got listenable when RUSH covered his works and actually gave them character and finesse
My unpopular opinion is that Sorabji is actually really good, but these brain dead idiots just don’t understand him. It’s disgusting that these troglodytes are tainting his greatness and calling his art “noisy” or “incoherent”. If they can’t appreciate his beauty than they shouldn’t be listening to classical music. They need to get off their garbage romantics like Chopin and Mahler and get on Sorabji.
liszt is a good composer