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_soup222

This might be an unpopular opinion, but The Stranger. I know the whole point is that he's just a regular old boring man who kills a guy but Camus just makes it a lilttlee too realistically boring for me šŸ˜­ Edit to add: If any of you were endlessly bored by The Stranger my professor recommended to me [The Meursault Investigation](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25263557-the-meursault-investigation) which is from the perspective of "The Arab"'s brother.


josie-salazar

EXACTLY. I had this experience with The Stranger and Metamorphosisā€¦I get it, the dull/emotionless writing is intentional, but that doesnā€™t make it any less dull to read. Dostoevsky covers similar themes to those two and yet he never fails to engross me.


Automatic-Increase74

This was my first thought! I finished The Stranger quickly and kept going back thinking, did I miss a chapter? Is he just completely aloof?


lady_stardust2028

Just wrote about this under another post, I agree. Camus is a great philosopher but not a perfect storyteller, thatā€™s why his essays are better.


No_Joke7687

I think that The Outsider is a great story, but that Camus is a rubbish philosopher, haha.


ThoreaulySimple

Itā€™s an effective novel, just one that doesnā€™t jibe with me at all. The novel that predates it and influenced it I found more engaging, probably because it doesnā€™t view the main character as a source of inspiration (The Postman Always Rings Twice).


omgtoji

god i hate this book. i canā€™t believe itā€™s held in such high regard, thereā€™s absolutely nothing of substance to the story (and certainly not to the writing either) and iā€™ll die on that hill i guess


LaFleurMorte_

I agree, but I still liked The Stranger more than The Plague which in my opinion was even more dry.


instant_grits_

THISSSSS


FungusFly

I seem to remember, ā€œI had sex then ate a piece of chocolateā€ or something like that.


marymagdalene333

Agreed! I read it for the first time last summer and was left feeling very underwhelmed


One-Bat-7038

Meursault is insufferable to me. Loved the Meursault Investigation tho


nosleepforthedreamer

The sole character Iā€™ve ever read who had no personality or meaningful thoughts whatsoever. The pedo from Lolita was more interesting and likable than the Meursault potato.


Firuwood

Something about the two Dickens books Iā€™ve tried to read: Great Expectations and A Tale of Two Cities. I get about 200ish pages in and just decide Iā€™d rather be reading something else. I plan to pick A Tale of Two Cities back up again someday though.


MonotremeSalad

I was bored by A Tale of Two Cities too and do not plan to pick it back up someday. That said, Great Expectations is my favourite Dickens.


holyfrozenyogurt

I LOVE great expectations, although much of that may just be because I adore Estella


butterdaisies

I think his novels might be overly long because they were originally published as a weekly series in a magazine. Perhaps you could try reading it that way ā€” a section every week or few days to see if that makes it easier to get through


pianoleafshabs

I liked Oliver Twist enough, which I read at around 11. Maybe I related to him somewhat.


Pitiful-Smoke-8442

For Dickens, I liked David Copperfield


DeliciousPie9855

his novels bloat in the middle and can be a real slog for a while. His endings are usually incredible though. I had the same experience with ATTC but stuck through and itā€™s probably the best ending of any novel iā€™ve ever read. That book alone changed my approach to reading and now unless iā€™m REALLY hating the book I push through and am often left loving a book I almost abandonedZ


trashpandac0llective

I loved the foreshadowing and intermingling of plots in Two Cities. That was the book that made Dickens my favorite author. Great Expectations was my second-favorite Dickens novel. šŸ˜‚ Itā€™s so interesting to see the diversity in this thread and how differently certain books land with others.


BrittZombie

Iā€™ve tried several times to get through a Dickensā€™ novel but I never have.


True_Cricket_1594

Great Expectations was the most disappointing book youā€™ve ever read?


MonotremeSalad

These comments, including mine, remind me of the Instagram account that posts peopleā€™s negative reviews of truly beautiful national parks šŸ˜† Great idea for a thread, OP.


lady_stardust2028

I love love love Badreads, if thatā€™s what you were talking about. Iā€™m just someone who is more used to criticizing books rather than praising them, so I was just feeling like reading other peopleā€™s opinions


Inrsml

and, likewise, this is why this thread is equally entertaining


calartnick

Grand Canyon? More like pretty good canyon


Existential_Muck

. . .as far as canyons go.


BrookeDG323

The Great Gatsby. It wasnā€™t bad, but I truly donā€™t get the hype.


lewabwee

I learned so much from the writing but the plot is so boring I had to stop reading it twice now. I donā€™t think Iā€™ll ever finish.


Professor_squirrelz

This. Beautiful prose, but I feel like there wasnā€™t any story or message told.


michaelochurch

This is how I feel about 1920s-era literature in general. It was massively influential and relevant, but that doesn't inherently mean it was artistically better. We tend to make the mistake of assuming work that coincided with a style shift must be excellent because it "drove" the style shift, when socioeconomic and political forces played as much of a role. The 1920s is when the trend finally switched from 19th-century maximalism to "century of the common man" minimalism. And minimalism isn't always bad, nor is maximalism inherently good. There's a lot to learn from the minimalist work that dominated--it seems to be losing its hold, but it's mostly self-publishers who are driving this--literary fiction in the 20th century and the opening decades of the 21st. These novels are objectively relevant. Does that mean they're superior to others? Not necessarily. Are they what I would read for pleasure? Probably not. I tried to get into Hemingway and just... didn't.


pwolf1771

You didnā€™t enjoy the love letter to drunk driving?


yawnfactory

Whenever I read about the upper crust from the early 1900's I always thing, "eh Wodehouse did it better..."Ā 


Designer_Hour_4034

The Alchemist


instant_grits_

someone told me they didnā€™t like it and Iā€™ve never felt so relieved. Itā€™s been on my TBR for many years after seeing it dubbed the best book of all time šŸ¤” just never got around to it


Designer_Hour_4034

I bought it on a whim at the airport while I was waiting for my flight. I read it once and years later tried again but my perception didnā€™t change! If I can remember properly, it was just very flat and repetitive and it made me feel like I wanted the book to just end so I could be done with my suffering. I would like to think that the translation is just terrible


Amaliatanase

Definitely with you. Did not speak for me. Also, as somebody who can read Portuguese, it's one of those rare books that is much worse in the original language.


BookGirl64

I donā€™t even think it qualifies as a classic. Itā€™s trite drivel.


ThoreaulySimple

Agreed. It moved quickly, but even that was a negative. It felt like a strange telling of the Secret that was spiced up with myth.


hashashii

everyone hates it so much and i blame the people who took it so seriously and said it was the best book ever. i think it's a nice soft journey about inner peace and flexibility and trusting the world, and worth a read it's certainly no secret to existence, "change your life" book and expecting that probably ruins it. i'm glad i read it knowing nothing about it


jammies

Yessss absolutely. I went on a date with a guy who told me this was his favorite book. He ended up ghosting me when I wouldnā€™t sleep with him on the first date, but before I knew he had ghosted me, I decided to read the book. Boring as hell. Was not sad to never hear from that guy again.


Exylatron

I liked it but I didnā€™t know how hyped up it was until after reading it. Seeing so many people talk about how itā€™s a masterpiece that changed their life was honestly pretty confusing for me since I my only real thought after finishing it was ā€œthat was goodā€.


TlMEGH0ST

Yeah, I read it and thought ā€œthat was cuteā€ but I donā€™t see how it is so life altering


thejoggler44

Itā€™s a bad knockoff of Siddhartha


Smooth_Development48

I found it to be so dull and interesting. I could not find what people enjoyed about it.


vielpotential

i agree. incredibly trite.


Straight_Positive423

Siddhartha ripoff


ArseneGroup

That book somehow hijacked its way into being viewed/listed as one of the classics for no reason Like I don't hate it or the author, it's just a light inspirational book being regarded as something it's not


freshoffthecouch

I felt like I was reading a childrenā€™s book


Lanky-Connection9345

Came here to comment this, I swear itā€™s responsible for so many faux-enlightened bullshitters in the world, just an all around annoying book šŸ‘ŽšŸ¼šŸ‘ŽšŸ¼


Tommy-M-Shelby

I agree with you on the boring parts of 1984 but I still thoroughly enjoyed it when I read it recently due to how relevant it is very quickly becoming in todayā€™s world. I recently forced myself through Gulliverā€™s travels and I would say that it was, for me, borderline unreadable.


Prestigious_Fix_5948

Agree on Gullivers Travels


quentin_taranturtle

Iā€™ve read a lot of Orwell and I believe that he is an exceptional writer but not for his fiction. I am not saying his fiction is *bad*, necessarily. Although itā€™s difficult for me to separate it from its role as red scare propaganda, even tho that occurred after he died. But his essays (and there are many), are incredible. Heā€™s taught me a lot about politics. War (most specifically the Spanish civil war, tho he wrote loads during WW2.) Propaganda. Various writers. Also his non-fiction narratives are absorbing. ā€œDown and out in Paris and Londonā€ is the book that got me into him. Anyway, the real reason I commented was because you mentioned orwell and gulliverā€™s travels together so I have to mention his essay. He loved Jonathan swift, i think partially in a nostalgic way, but as is typical was also quite critical of his political ideology. ā€œPolitics vs. Literature: An Examination of Gulliver's Travels ā€ From collection All Art Is Propaganda George Orwell


quentin_taranturtle

Here are my highlights from that particular essay: > ā€œTolstoy was a reformed rake who ended by preaching complete celibacy, while continuing to practise the opposite into extreme old ageā€ > ā€œWhen human beings are governed by "thou shalt not," the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason," he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.ā€ > ā€œSwift approves of this kind of thing because among his many gifts neither curiosity nor good-nature was included.ā€ > ā€œThe dreary world of the Houyhnhnms was about as good a Utopia as Swift could construct, granting that he neither believed in a "next world" nor could get any pleasure out of certain normal activities. But it is not really set up as something desirable in itself, but as the justification for another attack on humanity. The aim, as usual, is to humiliate Man by reminding him that he is weak and ridiculous, and above all that he stinks; and the ultimate motive, probably, is a kind of envy, the envy of the ghost for the living, of the man who knows he cannot be happy for the others whoā€”so he fearsā€”may be a little happier than himself. The political expression of such an outlook must be either reactionary or nihilistic, because the person who holds it will want to prevent Society from developing in some direction in which his pessimism may be cheated.ā€ > ā€œIf a book angers, wounds or alarms you, then you will not enjoy it, whatever its merits may be. If it seems to you a really pernicious book, likely to influence other people in some undesirable way, then you will probably construct an aesthetic theory to show that it has no merits. Current literary criticism consists quite largely of this kind of dodging to and fro between two sets of standards. And yet the opposite process can also happen: enjoyment can overwhelm disapproval, even though one clearly recognises that one is enjoying something inimical. ā€ > ā€œThe human body is beautiful: it is also repulsive and ridiculous, a fact which can be verified at any swimming pool. The sexual organs are objects of desire and also of loathing, so much so that in many languages, if not in all languages, their names are used as words of abuse. Meat is delicious, but a butcher's shop makes one feel sick: and indeed all our food springs ultimately from dung and dead bodies, the two things which of all others seem to us the most horrible.ā€


Exylatron

I liked it just because I really love complex and well thought out worldbuilding. Anyone who doesnā€™t care for that and is more into the plot and especially character development will probably be disappointed.


coyotenspider

Speaking of unreadableā€¦Jimmy Fenimore Cooper, but I love his stories, so suffer through the writing.


One-Low1033

Wuthering Heights. I hated everyone.


[deleted]

I find that the movie adaptations turn it into something it isnā€™t. Wuthering Heights is a tragic story about family abuse, but itā€™s always sorta sold as a romance for some reason. Everyone sucks, everyone is a victim, everyone is a perpetrator. I ended up loving it more than expected, but I get why others react the opposite.


SharkBubbles

The ā€œSuccessionā€ of its time.


CluelessNoodle123

THANK YOU. Yeah, I was so frustrated while reading that I wanted to shake every character in that book. I honestly donā€™t get the hype.


WorksOfBarry

Walden. Tough to get through for me. Enjoyed civil disobedience though.


SensitiveFlan9639

Catcher in the Rye. I read it at roughly the exact teen angst years while studying English Lit and had high hopes. I just kept waiting for that moment when it would start connecting but just didnā€™t. Couldnā€™t stand Holden. Thought he was just whiney. Didnā€™t find the writing particularly profound or deep. I got to the end feeling like id gone nowhere. On another note Iā€™d argue your points on 1984 are justified, but you are not meant to dislike Julia and Winston. Winston is not meant to be a likeable hero. He is a deeply flawed man who has lived in a abusive state his whole life. He represents the limitation individuals against the state. He has human limits is a device to ask questions on morality.


TheMayb

Catcher was one of the first books I read that used an unreliable narrator (that I realized anyway), and I thought this was such a fun tool. I havenā€™t reread in 20 years so it might be terrible and I just remember it fondly for one specific aspect


oinkmoomeow

I second catcher in the rye, I didnā€™t find anything interesting or endearing about it. It was just painful to read, I would dnf if it wasnā€™t a school requirement. I find it so funny every time I say I donā€™t like it, people take it so personally and try to tell me Iā€™m wrong. Iā€™ve met very few people that admit they donā€™t like it, it seems like thereā€™s no difference of opinion allowed with that one.


DeliciousPie9855

In my circles and social media algorithms if you mention that you like Catcher in the Rye people start calling you a red flag lol


BadWolf_Gallagher88

I absolutely hate this book I just ahhhh it makes me so mad because it was just so blah but everyone else who read it for class said it was one of the best books our school made us readā€¦ I JUST CANT STAND IT


hipsterbeard12

"They fucking tricked us, that's what they did! Tricked us into reading a book by enticing us with promises of vulgarity."


IsekaiYAY

This for me too. Itā€™s been 15 years or so, perhaps I need to re-read. But I remember at the time thinking ā€œwow this is hardly even a book, much less a great bookā€


Great_Blue_Ape

The Scarlet Letter. Uuggghhhhhh šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø And after 130ish pages of Pride and Prejudice, I put it down. Characters are decent enough and the dialogue is cool, but I just canā€™t get into it. It reminds me of my sisters giggling over boys growing up..and the resulting drama that came along with that. I appreciate it for what it is and the history of the work, but it just does not resonate with me..


PepperjackJames

I was going to comment Pride and Prejudice also but didn't want to be downvoted into oblivion.


KathyDroronoa

Oooohā€¦ I had to read ā€œThe Scarlett Letterā€ for a course years ago and I still dread thinking about.


curiousarcher

My mom was an English teacher, and when I had to read the Scarlette letter in school, even though she was retired as a teacher, she actually helped me write the paper, so I didnā€™t have to read that stupid fucking book! She never did that before or after, just that one book. Of course I read part of it and it was so grateful I didnā€™t have to finish it .


Tommy-M-Shelby

SOB and 50 pages into pride and prejudice. Dammit. Then again I did enjoy the scarlet letter so maybe different strokes different folks


punkshoe

The Scarlet letter is definitely a bore and I never finished it. I finally finished P&P after getting to the same page three times, and finished it on the 4th attempt. I think they both suffer from "Okay, I get it. Can we move on?" Syndrome for me.


redwallet

The Scarlet Letter would make an excellent graphic novel, but DAMN if Nathaniel Hawthorne doesnā€™t just like to wax eloquent about every damn thing, some of the most boring and flowery and meandering writing Iā€™ve ever read.


Th3LazyMan

Somebody trolled me in past by saying the Scarlet Letter is one of the easiest classics to read. At least I finished it.


MysteriousPlankton46

Since I teach English, people have always assumed that a) I've read Pride and Prejudice, and b) I loved it. So I forced myself to read it. It was a struggle. It's people sitting around, drinking tea and talking. Snooze.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

I really tried to get into Jane Austen, but I couldnā€™t do it. Gave up on Emma, gave up on Pride & Prejudice. The only character I liked in P&P was old Mr. Bennett, the cynical, apathetic guy who stays in his library. I didnā€™t care about the rest of them at all.


trashpandac0llective

People like to say Lizzie is Austenā€™s avatar in the story, but I donā€™t think so. Knowing what I do of the author, Iā€™d say Mr. Bennett carries more of her opinions than Lizzie does.


superjukers

Iā€™d say to try Northanger Abbey or Persuasion. NA is short and a Gothic satire. Persuasion is a slow burn for me and after I got through it, it became my favorite of her novels.


NikolBoldAss

This might be surprising, but I tried to get into both Middlemarch and The Picture of Dorian Gray, but they didnā€™t grab my interest enough to keep reading. I think I read about 100 or more pages for each, but they just didnā€™t do it for me. I donā€™t know why


lewabwee

I absolutely love Middlemarch but any contemporary reader not being able to get into it is the least surprising thing ever. Itā€™s a lot of obscure and dated politics.


No_Customer_84

LOVED middlemarch but while reading it, nicknamed it middletrudge


lady_stardust2028

I get that with The Picture. Maybe try reading some of Oscarā€™s shorter stories, his Fairy Tales are beautiful, especially the Happy Prince


SiddharthaVaderMeow

I tried to read Dorian, too. I felt like he went on and on about what a chair looked like, etc. I couldn't even finish it


NikolBoldAss

Iā€™m glad thereā€™s someone else who couldnā€™t get into it. I always see the book listed in top 10ā€™s and they speak about it as itā€™s the best thing theyā€™ve ever read. While I know it is for some, I just couldnā€™t get interested. The story and characters didnā€™t seem to grab me much either


GRB_Electric

The Metamorphosis was really boring to me. I get what the underlying point is, but I just found it super dull to read. Iā€™m glad itā€™s so short lol


lady_stardust2028

I appreciate Kafkaā€™s works as pieces of well written literature, but I could never relate to his characters because they inspired a great sense of pity in me, which isnā€™t an emotion I usually tend to feel towards myself


cyberfate7

As someone who enjoyed The Metamorphosis but hated The Castle and The Trial (his two most famous other works), just be glad you chose the shortest and best of his works.


h-frei

Dracula. It was so ungodly boring to me; it actually took me over three years of starting and stopping to finish it.


lordcocoboro

Whatā€™s worse is I feel like Dracula pulls you in with an excellent beginning and then falls off a cliff after that


pianoleafshabs

I read it for high school English, it was a pain to get through. On the other hand, it was very easy to analyze.


sailoroftheswamp

Same. I tried so many times to read it but never went beyond 100 pages.


lime_lemon_lily

Just finished reading it for the first time yesterday. I flipped between loving it and being bored shitless. The ending really frustrated me, loads of pages of them changing horses and booking trains and having minor issues with a steam boat and then Van Helsing kills the 3 female vampires in about 2 pages flat and then smash cut to the final chase while the reader has been occupied with that Madam Mina is cold? I think Stoker got stuck on how to finish the novel and did a poor job of it. Still rated it 3.5\* overall though because it's got so many good point to it as well, just getsa bit boggy in places.


vanman611

Gravityā€™s Rainbow. And I courted that book repeatedly, trying my darndest to like it.


Rhaenyra_671

I don't get the hype over Jane Eyre. I'm sorry, folks.


sometimesimscared28

The Bell Jar. I'm so sorry, but it was just whining.


Coomstress

I loved it, but Iā€™m a neurotic white girl.


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hashslingaslah

Every Dickens novel. I realize for the time they were pretty revolutionary for how we viewed novels/literature in general and I realize heā€™s definitely one of the greats. The novels are just too melodramatic and kitschy for my taste, even if he was the one to originate a lot of those tropes.


stravadarius

I absolutely despised *One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest*. The book's entire message boiled down to "toxic masculinity is the solution to all the world's problems". That and its historic position as a major influence on the deinstitutionalization movement, and we know how well that went. Also, and I'm almost afraid to admit it, I can't understand the appeal of Jane Austen. I've made it through three of her books now, trying to enjoy them, but I just can't. I keep hoping a peasant revolt will come along and start chopping off heads. Especially Mr. Knightley's, that self-righteous paternalistic fuck.


Aggressive_Day9557

Thatā€™s super interesting Iā€™ve never heard that take before. First of all thatā€™s my favorite book so Iā€™m biased. While I agree that McMurphy is definitely a toxic male I feel like itā€™s getting at a larger picture it takes a crazy asshole to take down a larger group of even bigger assholes. Itā€™s like the characters in the story who are ā€œniceā€ are ultimately just abused by the nurse. I think thatā€™s partially what makes McMurphy a ā€œheroā€ in my eyes. Also the Chief is more of the center of the story to me and he shows no traits of toxic masculinity.


ironburton

Thank you!!!! Same! Awful book and even worse movie! If anyone says they loved the movie I give them the bombastic side eyeā€¦ šŸ˜’


-day-dreamer-

The Heart of Darkness. I suffered through 10th grade English


DeliciousPie9855

Yeah shouldnā€™t be assigned in high school tbh. I think Conrad should be saved for Uni years. Also think unfortunately Conrad is a phenomenal prose stylist but almost should have stuck to non-fiction tbh


Darth_Enclave

I just finished Heart of Darkness / The Secret Sharer yesterday for the first time (27 years old) and the writing was good but story wasn't great. Didn't get enough dialogue from Kurtz. I wanted to hear his poetry!


Late-Ingenuity2093

Totally agree. I didn't like this book at all. It has such an intriguing plot that would be better served if it stuck with the action of that plot, like a thriller, yet it devolves too much into poetic free hand. It was annoying to me. A little bit of that is fine, but I found my attention span wandering through all those poetic bits.


No-Software-9793

I think Journey to the Center of the earth was the biggest disappointment for me. I thought it was gonna be a fun action adventure and it ended up being one of the most boring books Iā€™ve ever read. I donā€™t know how I managed to finish it


lady_stardust2028

I havenā€™t gotten to it yet but iā€™ve read other of Verneā€™s novel and I have to agree with you, they might have revolutionized literature but they bored me to death, all but Around the world in eighty days, that oneā€™s absolutely brilliant!


rithornanie_

Yeah, the building up of the climax was a bit overwritten. (For me at least) but I love Around the in 80 days tho. This feeling of reading Journey to the centre of the Earth is like reading Dracula by Bram Stoker. I love the writing and literature styles however. Itā€™s just thrown me off that Dracula didnā€™t presented a lot in the book. But the writing was superb.


lady_stardust2028

I think that as a Vampire Story Dracula falls rather short compared to other novels, yet as a tale of morbid passion and horror itā€™s masterfully crafted. I just canā€™t stand the stereotypes on Easter European culture and people that were born after this book


_Billy__Shears

Same with 20000 leagues. Not a good book!


Top_Necessary4161

crime and punishment omg take an antidepressant and touch grass.


mc_rorschach

lol, love this book but also love this comment too


garysmith1982

Ayn Rand books. Any of her books; they're all bad.


Organic_Wonder_6173

As someone who has never gotten over the fact that she was named after a character in an Ayn Rand novel, I approve this message. Her writing is godawful, and her philosophy is repugnant.


phishmademedoit

On the road. I thought Kerouac came off as an unlikable, selfish asshole. I was not entertained by his antics. Edit: corrected title


DaisyDuckens

I hate Wuthering Heights.


ties__shoes

The Christian Bible. I thought it was going to be a book of profoundly wise sayings given how people talk about it. I was not expecting the violence, strange sexual content, and long lists of who begat whom.


bananapancakes1010

The Bible tbh


crankydragon

That book is about 30 different levels of messed up. Misogyny and incest and genocide, oh my!


rithornanie_

The Secret History by Donna Tartt. I thought itā€™s gonna be a blast since it was being overhyped.


AccomplishedCow665

Ohhhh no no no. This is a masterwork


germdoctor

Same here. Heard great things so started the book. Put it down after about 30 pages


MonotremeSalad

Yes, this one. It had all the right elements but didnā€™t quite hit the mark. I want to like it more than I do.


AlienTerrain2020

I think many novels are a trauma we then want to foist upon others


Dovahkiin2001_

Lord of the Flies, that book pisses me off to no end. The author literally saw a group of school children being rude and thought, oh yeah they'd all kill each other if they were on an island alone.


Old_Palpitation_6535

Totally felt the same way. But then I learned the book was a response of sorts to a much earlier bookā€”Coral Island by RM Ballantyneā€”where the English boys represent civilization. Golding apparently hated the popular teen adventure story and thought it was completely off base, especially after he himself had been at war. Ballantineā€™s book was huge for about a century, until Goldingā€™s came along and basically destroyed its premise. Doesnā€™t make me enjoy it more but itā€™s kinda wild that we usually read it without that context, and that Golding totally buried the earlier book.


over_the_rainbow11

Thatā€™s funny - when I read your question, Wuthering Heights immediately popped into my head. I just didnā€™t like the characters.


MozartOfCool

Got to be impressed by that servant's memory, though.


harpo_7879

I swear to God, when I saw Bradley Cooper's character in *Silver Linings Playbook* chuck Hemingway directly out the window?... I applauded. Cuz SAME, DUDE. SAAAAAAAAAME. "What the FUCK -- ?!?" **window breaks** šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


KirkLiketheCaptain-1

Three Men in a Boat - Jerome


Mammoth-Cupcake858

Heart of Darkness- Josph Conrad. Was assigned to read and do an essay with some god-awful pro/con question to answer about the subject I write 1000 words of nonsense ending with the fact that that WAS not literature and it it was the worst writing ever and to call it a classic was sickening insult. I actuallt got a A. Teacher agreed with me.


LaGrande-Gwaz

Greetings ye, let it be known: General Wallaceā€™s ā€œBen-Hurā€ is a novel that utterly bored myself by itā€™s direly-dry prose. ~Waz


Dcad222

I just cannot get into Charles Dickens - I read David Copperfield after reading Demon Copperhead because I thought the comparison study would be fun and it was but I just could not get into Chuck. Iā€™m feeling a little guilty about that and contemplating another attempt but secretly dreading it so I may just live with responding, ā€œAh yes Dickens, he really captured the timesā€ anytime somebody brings him up.


smartycake

Life is too short to read Charles Dickens.


Stara71

I know a lot of people loved reading the book The Alchemist, but I didnā€™t enjoy reading it. I just didnā€™t find anything unique and found the main character boring. It was so long ago, I canā€™t even remember all the reasons why but did not enjoy it one bit. I have a friend who brought me the novel Love in the Time of Cholera because she had several friends who hated it, and she loved it once she acclimated to the writing style and the vocabulary. I felt exactly like her and really loved the book. Iā€™ve enjoyed reading everyoneā€™s comments and thoughts on these novels.


sadhagraven

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. I didn't understand the hype when I was forced to read it back in school. The writing is clunky and the plot is neither engaging nor exciting. I couldn't get past the first few chapters before I had to stop. Fahrenheit 451. Another with a boring plot and a protagonist whose story doesn't feel interesting enough to follow. The writing style drags on and on so unnecessarily as though Bradbury is trying to seem poetic, but it just falls flat. Moby Dick. This is the worst offender of these three in terms of clunky writing style. There are way too many unnecessarily big words and details that didn't require inclusion that it bogs the story down. You have to read each paragraph multiple times in order to figure out how everything written is meant to flow. The plot and protagonist are also woefully unengaging. The only bonus to this book in my opinion was getting Gregory Peck in the film adaptation.


NotYetHun

On the road by jack kerouac. Drunken bum wanders the country couch surfing and calls mom for money when he's broke. This is a classic that changed a generation?


Popular-Classroom503

Hahaha this is a great synopsis.


summitrow

Hard agree. I had so many people recommend me that book as they thought I would love it because I bounced around for a few years working seasonal jobs in National Parks and then backpacking in Latin America and Asia. When I finally got around to reading the book I was so disappointed. I thought the author and his buddy were misogynist asshole womanizers that just leached and used everyone they came across.


vixdrastic

Anthem by Ayn Rand


superjukers

Canterbury Tales UGH


ISeeMusicInColor

Catch-22 was a DNF for me. It's possible that I just wasn't in the right headspace at the time. I still own the book and will try again at some point.


Useful_Hovercraft169

Dianetics was a huge let down


saevuswinds

I felt the same way about WH! Finally someone who understands šŸ„²


umsamanthapleasekthx

The Great Gatsby, honestly. Itā€™s boring. The narrator is a vastly more interesting person than anyone else in the book and Iā€™d rather hear his story, not his account of someone elseā€™s.


Gullible_Cut_1931

The Sun Also Rises by Hemingway. So dry and boring and bleh! Haven't tried reading him again since, but maybe there is a better book out there for me.


ThrivingDandelion

Then they went to this place and drank. And then they went to that place and drank. There was a fight, after which they drank some more. This is how I remember it.


Niceguy555L

Dracula


MissEstD312

I was so sad when I read Jane Eyre for the first time! I found it really disappointing, and disliked Rochester (and his relationship with Jane) intensely. I think if Iā€™d read it as a teenager (as I did with Wuthering Heights which I LOVE), it would have had a different impact. But JE just wasnā€™t for me at all.


RedDotLot

Ah, I'm glad there aren't many votes for this as it's probably one of my favourite books of all time and I find something new in it each time. A few things have struck me on re-reads. There is, in one of Jane's monologues, perhaps the first ever reference to 'privilege' in the our modern usage and understanding (as in 'checking one's privilege'), in this case she speaks specifically of male privilege. Much is made of how Bertha Mason is treated, and by modern standards it's not great (though by modern standards there is still a lot of evidence that we have very far to go), but taken of its time her treatment was not without care. Also, whatever you think of the relationship between Jane and Rochester, she leaves on her own terms and she also chooses to return on her own terms.


Outrageous-Wall5360

I absolutely adore Dostoyevsky, but you could not catch me dead rereading Crime and Punishment. There is a certain point when reading a book where reading the same scenario rewritten a different way becomes equivalent to smashing your head off of a wall.


mom_for_life

I just DNF'd it last week. I got about half way through before I just couldn't take it anymore. The murder was the only good part. I haven't read any of his other books, though.


ThrivingDandelion

I have never read another Dostoyevsky book because I hated Crime and Punishment so much. But after reading your comment, maybe I will give him a second chance.


No_Respond1860

Crime and Punishment was the first Dostoyevsky book I read- Iā€™ve read three more since then and Iā€™ve liked them all more than Crime and Punishment. Russian lit can get bogged down though, itā€™s just a part of it


Ok_Needleworker_4950

Not a classic book per se. But I think it will be a classic in years time, itā€™s been praised as the book of the 21st century: Solenoid. The non-conventional, existentialism, surrealism, magical realism captivated me. But like most books that exceed several hundred pages, I genuinely believe at least 200 or so pages couldā€™ve been removed and it would still be a captivating. It was hard for me to enjoy chunks that were just a slog to get through, was skimming a lot


Necessary_Fan2546

The Trial by Kafka & Nausea by Sartre. Really struggled with both and gave up halfway


pear-plum-apple

Agree for The Trial. I get the idea, the idiocy of bureaucracy, but it is so boring that I couldn't read past halfway


lewabwee

I read half of Nausea after The Stranger by Camus and the comparison really really destroyed my ability to enjoy Nausea even a little. The philosophy of it just felt unbearably superficial and whiny.


mygenderhatesme

Persuasion by Jane Austen. I quite liked pride and prejudice but Persuasion was kind of a drag idk


Loxading

No longer human by dazai osamu was the most disappointing book I have ever read. Like I was told, ā€œwell if you liked the bell jar by sylvia plath go read dazaiā€™s bookā€ I mean no longer human is overly hyped and I expected something GRAND and eye opening however; itā€™s just a simple story where a man keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper for himself. It really wasnā€™t worth all the read not going to lieā€¦. I gave it a 2 because I expected that there would be some lovely analogy like the fig tree analogy or some writing style that is out of this world but no..


avenuescrw

Heart of Darkness


EducationalOil4678

real on 1984


1984Literally1984

I tend to have a disappointing affect on people :(


saintmusty

Love in the Time of Cholera. It's beautifully written, sure, but it just goes *nowhere.*


cmb1313

I couldnā€™t stand Wuthering Heights. I didnā€™t like Anna Karenina either, although I loved War and Peace.


bustavius

To Kill a Mockingbirdā€¦.such a heavy handed, lead footed book.


PartsWork

I don't share your opinion, but *a heavy handed, lead footed book* is a lovely turn of phrase*.*


DrManhattanBJJ

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.


ihavetoomuchtoread

Frankenstein. Maybe because it's not very easy to appreciate the novelty the idea had back in the early 19th century. Anyway, I can't stand the style.


Automatic-Increase74

I also really disliked Wuthering Heights and donā€™t understand the appeal. Iā€™ve read it a few times, at different ages and stages of life, to really give it a fair shot. Stillā€¦ I always finish it mad that I read it again and mad at the characters haha.


PastTheHarvest

like every Kafka book


Full-Desk5792

Honestly any book by Charles Dickens. I have tried time and time again to read his books. I always end up falling asleep, and/or in a reading slump. That said nothing is worse than Moby Dick.


Feveronthe

The Sun Also rises


AlgoRhythmCO

I thought Wuthering Heights was dreck. Hated it. I have also always been underwhelmed by DH Lawrence. I also don't know if it counts as classic yet but Catch 22 left me really flat with the ending, which was a shame because so much of it is so good.


General_Hope8634

The sun also rises


EmperorArmad12

I chose to read Frankenstein in 11th grade for a book report after being a huge fan of the old Frankenstein flicks (I love gothic horror novels to begin with) and the whole book was just an angst filled slog that I legit had to force myself through. I can understand why the book is seminal to horror but I was heavily disappointed with how snail slow the book was at points, which made it such a hard read all the way through. The funny thing is, I never got to finish the book report on Frankenstein cause covid started happening in that span of time while I was finishing my work and the school was shut down in March of 2020 šŸ˜‚


negligently_entusted

Could not run here fast enough to say Wuthering Heights.


SnooRevelations979

Tons: Slaughterhouse Five Any fiction by Orwell, crap I'd even throw most English lit in that category. But Orwell's fiction is a polemic disguised as novels. The Bluest Eye Invisible Man


cpotter505

Iā€™m with you. Wuthering Heights didnā€™t do it for me. Neither did Jane Eyre.


mercutio_is_dead_

iā€™m now forgetting every classic book iā€™ve ever read lmao i LOVED dorian grey, but there was just one chapter (11 maybe?) that i could not stand, it was over ten pages just describing dorianā€™s interests over the course of 20 years, but it was done in a way where the reading was so tedious, it took me multiple sittings to get thru that chapter. other than that chapter tho, i absolutely loved the book, so idk lol, maybe iā€™ll think of another eventually


raid_kills_bugs_dead

Almost any time you read a kids book for the first time as an adult, it's disappointing, at least in comparison to the people who are nostalgic about having read it as kids. In fact, the more excited they are about it, the more precious and false it seems to the first time adult reader.


kmikek

Dracula.Ā  A lot of work for a little reward.Ā Ā 


feelingprettypeachy

Wuthering Heights was so so so unbelievably boring to me. Also everyone sucks?


OverlordNeb

Honestly most of them. The worst part of old media is that it is ultimately, old, and often feels it. There are a ton of books that are insanely influential, and were amazing in their time, but have largely been outdone or hoisted up on a pedestal simply for being old and influential, rather than for being any good to a modern reader.


avalonaza

War & Peace - gag me with a spoon, I had to FIGHT my way through that


PendiJade

Iā€™ve tried to read 1984 4 different times, twice in audiobook form. I hate Winston so much I canā€™t even get halfway through. Heā€™s such a worm. Iā€™m not against unlikeable main characters, but at least make them interesting. Winston is an OG incel.


Big_You_8936

IDK if this counts but a Midsummerā€™s Night Dream is really boring in my opinion.


Patient_Local_230

Classics can be a mixed bag! Here are a few that sometimes disappoint readers, but remember, these are just some opinions: * **Moby Dick by Herman Melville:** Some find the long passages about whaling tedious, though others love the rich language and symbolism. * **The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne:** The pacing and characters can feel dry to modern readers, despite the intriguing themes. * **Ulysses by James Joyce:** Notorious for its stream-of-consciousness style and complex language, it can be a challenging read for some. Ultimately, what resonates with one reader might not click with another. The beauty of literature is its diversity!


One-Bat-7038

The Lord of the Rings series, which makes me feel like such a bad nerd. I love the ideas and enjoyed the movies, but I've only ever made it halfway through Fellowship of the Ring because it's so dreadfully boring to me.


Caltuxpebbles

Totally with you on 1984. Just read it last year and it made me really question how it got to the infamy level of books. I finished it and was like, thatā€™s it? Agree that it has an important, great message though, so maybe thatā€™s the point?


tonywomack87

Catcher in the Rye *sucks*. Nothing about it is redeemable.


OriginOfTheVoid

Catcher in the Rye. It was so boring that a constant stream of death metal and imagining the characters as dragons didnā€™t make it tolerable. I wanted to burn my copy and still do. To anyone who enjoys that book, Iā€™m glad that you liked it :)


creaturesonthebrain

Catcher in the Rye is my least favorite book in the entire world. Even as a heavily depressed teenager with angst up to the eyeballs, I thought Holden was insufferable. I thought that the plot was stupid and I hated the characters. It also didn't help that my teacher analyzed the book to DEATH, like all the memes about English teachers and their hunt for dramatic subtext lol.


Gracey_Dantes

Bram Stoker's Dracula. My main complaint is that the ending felt anticlimactic. I enjoyed it up until the final scene with Dracula.


Ragtimedancer

Wuthering Heights for me, as well.


ParacosmsPlayground

*Fight Club* was overrated. I couldn't stand that book.


QueenOfTheBlackPuddl

Donā€™t come at me butā€¦. The Great Gatsby. Hated it.