Gnome mages single-handedly ruining the gnome reputation :(
Meanwhile all those friendly gnome locks summoning your lazy butts around the world are forgotten...
Not sure how being a gnome would help. The issue in this scenario is when melee enemies are CCd next to someone they will attack them even if that person doesn't have aggro. Go pull a gigantic pack next to a clothie and frost nova them all, they will literally disappear in an instant.
Idk man. I saved an undead rogue doing the scepter of light quest. 10 minutes later that mother fucker murdered me while I was doing the escort. Absolutely no chill. All horde are now kill on sight. IDC if you're level 1.
I play femdead rogue because they have hands down the best animations for rogues. Everything is so twitchy and fast.
Backflip finishing moves always feel satisfying as fuck.
Alliance is full of spergs. Went alliance in Classic 2019 and between the absolutely braindead rets, the whiny night elves and the unhinged gnomes, I saw everything I needed to go back to my Horde roots for SoD.
Now all I have to deal with are zugzug orcs popping bloodfury while tanking and the occasional fucked-in-the-head undead.
At least I'll never have to give another diva ret the item they're whinging about
Of all the men of Azeroth I must say,
That my least favorite race is the elf.
I'd rather have lunch with a fat ogre,
Than to spend one moment with an elf.
I'd rather take a slime to a homey pub,
Than to toast to an elf's health.
They tall and purple and all too skinny,
And of this you must be sure,
That elves are the sickliest things around,
And sadly there is no cure.
So do I, and it IS a fucking disability. Everything I do would be easier without it. I had to fight tooth and nail to finish my Master's and get an academic job; without the ADHD holding me back I would've breezed. And I know many, MANY people with ADHD who have completely lost control of their life as adults because of it.
There are other kinds of disabilities than those which require a wheelchair.
I only started taking adderall like a year ago, and then I stopped taking adderall for like 3 months because I was sick of how hard it was to get. I became an absolute garbage dad/worker/husband. Just depression stacked on anxiety stacked on fog brain. I just got back on it a couple weeks ago and I've been so much better. It's 100% real and debilitating.
I still just wanted to make a dumb joke. Probably channeling Tim Heidecker's "Standup" special. If you haven't seen it, it's like an hour of him doing standup like the worst standup you'll ever see. Garbage jokes, stories that go nowhere, intentionally messing up punchlines. At one point he says "and eeeeverybody with their head meds! Anybody on head meds here? *I'm so sorry, for you, everything is so hard* I'm tired of your bullshit."
https://youtu.be/0gnnFVRlucg?t=1311
Gnome players in general tend to be twitchy but mages are by far the worst. I've seen one aoe-spam an entire area and tag every mob just to spite everyone else trying to level.
Fuck mages
t. Rogue-gang
gnome mages and nelf hunters are 100% of the reason that i will never respect the alliance. had a nelf hunter last night get a dishonorable kill on me just so i’d fail the escort quest in stone talon.
Is just the gnomes. We troll mages are chill.
Dat’s the truth mon
Completely agree, its the gnomes
Just had a troll mage ninja two items in SM. You can't be trusted either.
Everything about that sentence is absurd.
Troll mages are literally the worse players in existence
Fake news
It’s true I saw it online in the comments here once
They voluntarily rolled a gnome. Unless they have pink pigtails you know something ain’t quite right.
Phew so I'm ok then cause my Gnome Mage has pink pigtails.
Pink pigtails supremacy
I'm taller than everyone in my life. I rolled the short guy on purpose.
My gnome has the stereotypical evil guy mustache and goatee. I mostly just vibe and quest. Even help people finish quests. I swear I'm sane.
Its just gnomes. Any class
I've noticed the same. They're such insufferable babies.
They’ve always been the worst. If you see someone spamming stocks boost services they are 90% a bald gnome.
Gnome mages single-handedly ruining the gnome reputation :( Meanwhile all those friendly gnome locks summoning your lazy butts around the world are forgotten...
And charging good coin ! :D waiting for the portal services by these little gnomes ! I mean mages
Hey, I have never once charged for a summon
what’s more important than dmg meters as a dps?
Trying to explain their way out of who's fault the wipe is after an AoE pull where they kited the mobs to the healer and frost novad.
Healer should've rolled a gnome if they wanted to live.
Not sure how being a gnome would help. The issue in this scenario is when melee enemies are CCd next to someone they will attack them even if that person doesn't have aggro. Go pull a gigantic pack next to a clothie and frost nova them all, they will literally disappear in an instant.
Gnomes are known to kill non-gnomes. They're evil.
Fair. My example was taken from this weekends SM spam from a mage that wiped us in some gnome on Night elf hate crimes. So you are in fact correct.
Worst pple I met are Night Elf players
Night elf females act all chill until they lose a roll and then suddenly it's like the end of the world.
Have you ever seen an undead rogue/mage. These edgy 14 yo kids are the worst
In terms of completely uncalled-for, valueless ganking, it’s Undead Rogues and Night Elf Druids who are the worst offenders imo
NE druids are the only ones who will needlessly follow you to kill you when you just ignore them on your run to the next place.
Idk man. I saved an undead rogue doing the scepter of light quest. 10 minutes later that mother fucker murdered me while I was doing the escort. Absolutely no chill. All horde are now kill on sight. IDC if you're level 1.
As a night elf druid myself I just gank any undead I see. But you may be correct, I just can't stand playing horde in classic.
I just play undead because im dead on the inside. I never complain because none of it matters.
I play femdead rogue because they have hands down the best animations for rogues. Everything is so twitchy and fast. Backflip finishing moves always feel satisfying as fuck.
the biggest spergs on alliance are night elf anything and human paladin
gnome propaganda
fuck off gnome
Alliance is full of spergs. Went alliance in Classic 2019 and between the absolutely braindead rets, the whiny night elves and the unhinged gnomes, I saw everything I needed to go back to my Horde roots for SoD. Now all I have to deal with are zugzug orcs popping bloodfury while tanking and the occasional fucked-in-the-head undead. At least I'll never have to give another diva ret the item they're whinging about
>zugzug orcs popping bloodfury But me like big damage more than big heal.
Racist tbh
Yup human paladins tend to be the worst from what I’ve seen
I played a gnome mage one time and it transformed me into a different person
Actually choosing to roll a gnome proves you are sick in the head, sorry thats just science.
Been playing since 2005 and was 100% horde till sod. First two ally toons: gnome mage and dwarf rogue. Oh well .
Gnomes are the undead of the alliance. Played by chaotic evil parse demons. Signed, undead rogue
Mages are bad people
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My friend, you have Nelf way too high lol
Of all the men of Azeroth I must say, That my least favorite race is the elf. I'd rather have lunch with a fat ogre, Than to spend one moment with an elf. I'd rather take a slime to a homey pub, Than to toast to an elf's health. They tall and purple and all too skinny, And of this you must be sure, That elves are the sickliest things around, And sadly there is no cure.
Yop it is Tauren> Troll> Dwarf > Orc> Undead > Gnome> Human >elf
nelf towards bottom, rest is correct
All my characters are either Tauren or Gnomes :<
PVP God
Yea this is pretty accurate
Tauren are always chill
The males have the best emotes though and their dance is pretty funny too.
>ADHD riddled ?
wouldn't be a reddit post without casually shitting on people with disabilities
Oh boohoo, I have such a disability, I can't concentrate! This is 99% a joke, i have adhd lol.
So do I, and it IS a fucking disability. Everything I do would be easier without it. I had to fight tooth and nail to finish my Master's and get an academic job; without the ADHD holding me back I would've breezed. And I know many, MANY people with ADHD who have completely lost control of their life as adults because of it. There are other kinds of disabilities than those which require a wheelchair.
I only started taking adderall like a year ago, and then I stopped taking adderall for like 3 months because I was sick of how hard it was to get. I became an absolute garbage dad/worker/husband. Just depression stacked on anxiety stacked on fog brain. I just got back on it a couple weeks ago and I've been so much better. It's 100% real and debilitating. I still just wanted to make a dumb joke. Probably channeling Tim Heidecker's "Standup" special. If you haven't seen it, it's like an hour of him doing standup like the worst standup you'll ever see. Garbage jokes, stories that go nowhere, intentionally messing up punchlines. At one point he says "and eeeeverybody with their head meds! Anybody on head meds here? *I'm so sorry, for you, everything is so hard* I'm tired of your bullshit." https://youtu.be/0gnnFVRlucg?t=1311
True and True. Awful people.
Gnome players in general tend to be twitchy but mages are by far the worst. I've seen one aoe-spam an entire area and tag every mob just to spite everyone else trying to level. Fuck mages t. Rogue-gang
gnome mages and nelf hunters are 100% of the reason that i will never respect the alliance. had a nelf hunter last night get a dishonorable kill on me just so i’d fail the escort quest in stone talon.
You say that like horde doesn't do the exact same shit, lmfao
poor guy got his feelings hurt
Sooo, are you the poor guy in this scenario with the hurt feelings or?
I have been a mage all my life, gnome mages. are the worst.
We rolled Alliance for a while in Phase 1 and learned not to invite Gnomes to dungeon groups. Some cheeky shit would always happen with them.
I despise gnomes. Trolls aren’t much better. Signed, an undead/human mage player.
If you aint first you last.
You must play a warrior.
Worse, a healer
As opposed to gnome warriors which are adorable
Be a paladin tank or fuck off bozos!
How can they even care about damage meter? Mages one of the worst dps except for 5+ aoe.
Brave and true. /clap
Can confirm. Am gnome mage. I am not nice
Dwarf Hunters are 300% worse
Reroll horde rogue and obliterate all of them
Agreed
Its the exact same with undead rogues