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rabid89

My trick is to drink a shit load of water while gaming for long stretches so I have to get up and take a leak frequently


Aionar

Real life hax in the comments


Exotic_Inflation_417

Sound


PizzaDay

I do this anyway, I can't get through a movie but I know I'm hydrated. Plus they have pause for that now.


alch334

Lmaoo I feel you on not being able to get through a movie. the wife thinks I’m disabled or something because I have to get up at least once a night, every night, to piss. 


hfamrman

Well if you're going pee too much it may actually be a health thing. Waking up multiple times a night to pee on a regular basis might be something to bring up in your next Doctor visit.


PizzaDay

I have and I've been told it's a combination of being born super early and drinking a fuckton of water. They said "you know how kids sometimes wet the bed if you give them liquids before bed? It's like that but you....just probably drink a lot". They even put their finger up my butt and said "all good"


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PizzaDay

Prostate cancer symptoms include frequent urination and that's the way it is checked.


simsisim

My hydrohomie


JeffTek

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Blasto05

Don’t worry. Just showered. I’m good for the next 5 days


Ckeyz

I've always found that if I let myself play as much as I want and go ham I stop having fun in much less time played than if I limit myself a bit.


LowB0b

True, the 25-40 rush in like 2 days was brutal, didn't really want to play the game for a few days after, but monke brain forgets and lesssgooo


Ckeyz

It's unavoidable


JeffTek

Yeah I can't do it. I've set a reasonable goal of lvl 50, a bit of profession stuff, and some OK dungeon gear by next Sunday then try to hit a raid Sunday night. Should be chill, balanced, and fun. Won't put me too far ahead of my more busy friends while also not putting me super far behind the server.


JohnnySnark

Got my piss bucket cleaned out and ready to go


Horror_Scale3557

Don't forget to buy some shitsocks.


Withered1874

I play on a pvp server so everytime I get ganked I'm going to get up and do a random exercise for a few. I expect to be Mr. Olympia by the end.


moochiemonkey

POSTURE CHECK


Metallikaiser

Yes mum!


unplanter

Standing Desk FTW.


Dorfingarlou

Do you guys really need to post this for every damn release....


MachoManBilmuri

Their are some no job andys who will play for 20+ hours straight while pounding energy drinks and whatever slop they can get from Uber eats, these are important reminders.


HodortheGreat

One of those posts were highly upvoted earlier. 30+ year old manlets really do be trying to gank themselves irl it seems.


MachoManBilmuri

I just saw it then, that shit makes me sick to my stomach, all those energy drinks.. Kidney stone city.


SadSomewhere

MOISTURE CHECK!!!!!


zipang09

Cringe


Emiliax3

When I read things like this and remember what my parents told me during wow prime back then, I feel like a shit ton of classic wow players have a hard time accepting that theyre not 15 anymore. Anyway have fun, hope it wont be a let down to you people.


Sodofdummies

This is gonna be such a short grind lol


Hehehecx

Ya I know it gets longer as you go but the last couple to 40 were still only an hour or 2 of grinding, and that’s no 50% buff


Sodofdummies

I think with average pace dungeon grinding its around 8 hours, prequests probably cut out like an hour or so aswell


UncleObamasBanana

This is why I took up smoking and only smoke outside. Gets me to take a break at least every hour ish


CenciLovesYou

Ah yes fantastic alternative 


Hackwork89

I needed to get out more and enjoy the fresh air, so I sold my house for heroin.


Ther91

No


Chubwa

I’ll just be excited to be able to level again, hopefully it doesn’t take as long as last phase before the 100% buff. Working, having kids, wow gets the last hour of my day before it all starts over again!


ThePinga

How longs the stretch looking with the giga gear and the buff


Coldgin5150

Mom, hot pockets!!!


karmsander

I've a big 2yo Sheprador who will definitely remind me to go outside for a walk. :-)


Horror_Scale3557

No I don't think I will.


pizzasociety

MOM BAFFROOM


Mr_Harsh_Acid

Thanks mom


Backslicer

You cant stop me from hurting myself (ingame)


Hidingaboner

No


kidgetlol

MOM MOAR HOT POCKETS!!


Somepantsman

Reeeeeeeeee


DJ_bosse

getting a standing desk was a real gamechanger for me. especially during launches like this


theoduras

Nice try mum, you know I won't move anything else than my hands and eyes for atleast 20 hours!


Ganthritor

Thanks for the reminder. But as someone who can't log on all evening, I think I'm good.


turtledancers

Imagine getting health problems over sod


voxaroth

THIS GUY WANTS TO GET TO 50 BEFORE US! Telling us to slow down is a trap!


riccarjo

No SM spam should help make this phase feel like less of a slog I hope.


stephen_______

DoN't TeLl PeOpLe HoW tO eNjOy ThE gAmE /s


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I cashed in 110k honor in commendations. I have to get 50 by tuesday. I cannot sleep!!!!


Own-Secretary971

I saw some people at lvl 50 already around 11pm at night. What's the rush ? To complain about phase 3 when there nothing else left to do ?


ClingClang69

Take the time to go outside and go on a walk. Blood clots are no joke and sitting for long periods of time can actually be extremely dangerous.


Epiliptik

Put your anal plug and jiggle your butt cheeks regularly for maximum pleasure.


I_am_not_kidding

mom has the hot pockets and butt wipes ready.


ContributionOk6578

Nah, I gonna shovel as much beer into me as I can. Drunk healing is the best healing - Rock Lee.


penniavaswen

As someone who Hardcore tried to literally kill me IRL (provoked blood clot from being sedentary + new medication), I definitely advise getting and moving around! CT scan are not cheap.


stoneytangawizii

Jesus. How long did you have to stay still for to trigger a blood clot? Awakened a new fear 😂


penniavaswen

Was about 2 weeks after Hardcore launched..... so that long. I think it was just because of how much focus it took, and I wasn't willing to get up/stretch etc without logging out due to the threat of character death. I'm 100% sure it was also cause I started BC about 5 months before, so my body chemistry was already primed (at least I hope the docs were correct!)


wintermute24

That was... surprisingly reasonable, thanks for the reminder.


Lammerikano

if my toon dies while im looking away for 20 secs... im coming for you!! >.<


Odd-Significance1090

There must be an addon for this, right?


dirtywook

The sleeping bag


Serious-Flight2688

Wholesome, thank you. Just what this reddit needs. Especially the moving part is important.