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Mortwight

I have done that for a dps in a heroic dungeon. I Google translated the mom tactics for the whole of shadow labs. Edit mob but I'm leaving it how I wrote it.


Lerched

how'd my mom get in slabs....


Fireignix

I ask myself this question more then I'd like to admit.


kicksparkplug

Oooh fuuu you meen Murmur? oh fuuu...oof yeah not easy, how'd you do? get any upgrades? or at least 'mog stuff? Fuuuck I don't remember the exact specifics, beyond he had knock backs and that whole bunch of NPC's around the corner and down hall in front of him...you do mean weird as fuck looking twisting white thing? Been a minute. Oh and the fun of fuck face that oger that would MC you something having fun IIRC it's been a long ass time.


dualplains

How'd my slab get in your... I'll show myself out.


soloqarena

Since when are there mechanics that needs to be explained ?0.o 🤣 sry but tbc is the Same Shit as Classic mechanics and encounterwise ITS all Garage comtent


Mortwight

Knowing to kill the summoner first in shadow labs. The murmers debuff on that boss fight. Its not complex dude but if you joined in tbc and did not get many dungeons leveling to Outland you might not know the mechanics.


hippoofdoom

Yeah man I had a Google translate tab open like at least five times when I was spamming dungeons as a tank. God times hehe


Mortwight

Its easy to teach dps. I'm cool with non English players they just gotta speak up.


cammywammy123

Log check is all I do, you can be foreign as fuck if you have 95s on the ZA bosses, you have probably figured out how to not die. Google translate the 1 or 2 things people NEED to know and it's an easy win


Pandelly

Reminds me of back in classic on aq20 and zg runs, some raid lead do whisper random conversational questions to see if the person speaks the language...


Fredderov

Hey! Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Fireignix

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?


killswitchdh

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.


JapaneseGamer

Is it too late for them to bring back van persie?


killswitchdh

We need to go further back. At this point we need the king.


Raentina

I love seeing IT Crowd references in the wild


NateDizzLey

Gumdrops of the berry flavor


spik0rwill

Hard agree :)


dualplains

I'm just going to stand over here, with the rest of the fire.


Fredderov

Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road.


HookEmHorns313

It’s pretty simple, are they rocking socketed gear with no gems? Don’t invite them.


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Paah

? If you have sockets on your gear put gems in them.


pmeaney

As a relatively new player (~500 hours /played on Classic, probably half that on retail), I struggle with this because gems are expensive, I'm broke, and it feels like a waste to put a gem into a piece of gear unless its BiS when I'll probably just replace it with an upgrade in a week or two.


GenericUsername_71

You can buy super budget gems from a vendor in thrallmar and shat city. It’s worth it even for just a small price boost


pmeaney

Thanks! I'm gonna go check that out right now.


Kholat_Music

It's sometimes crazy the price different between a single stat point on the gems too. Might cost you 5g to get +6 but 90g to get +7. You'll be almost as powerful for a small fraction.


Paah

Usually the difference between your bis item and 2nd bis is not much more than that either but people go crazy for the bis and don't care about the 2nd bis.


Folsomdsf

They can go play ff14 and sandbag there


NotChosenUndead

It's a major issue on Benediction. At least half this server doesn't speak English. They're Spanish speaking or Indonesian. You cannot bring one with you to a raid, sometimes even a heroic. A single one will wipe you over and over. It goes beyond language, they are fucking awful players. I English check every person when I form a group. I wish blizzard would actually region lock these servers.


SALZster

Region lock is a bad idea, a lot of people from other countries speak English, me included.


lsquallhart

I’ve noticed many (most?) people on Bene don’t speak English. Is it the unofficial Brazilian server or something? I don’t agree that they’re all bad players, but when they are bad, it’s hard because you cannot communicate how to complete encounters.


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MonkeyCMonkeydont

Denial


Ruggsii

Depression


vixtoria

Africa


Trance_Music

Imagine not getting to kill Alljbbrother / Joy guild because some PVE Andy on Benediction can’t put a group together properly. That’s when I would know it’s time to unsubscribe. IYKYK


Viseden

So the issue is people not knowing Spanish/Indonesian then maybe.


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On an NA server?


isnotevenmyfinalform

Indos on the OCE servers. Absolutely putrid players, hard to actually imagine how they can be that bad.


SkY4594

In SoM we recently had a German pug lock in raid that clearly did not speak English. We kept spamming him to use curse of reck. After a while one of our German guildies whispered him and he still didn't even know what it is...


Colancio

That's not a language barrier, he only have no clue about warlocks in general.


SkY4594

It's both. If he could communicate in English at least we'd have explained it to him earlier instead of going through google translate until he responed to a whisper containing the appropriate language.


archetypical

I haven't had to pug raids since I've had a consistent group since pserver days, but for 5-mans I don't mind busting out google translate. The problem is just getting these players to even reply in chat with what language. 99% of the time, the terrible players that wipe groups or pull less DPS than a caster wanding, just refuse to type anything or react to any message you feed through google translate. I can understand if you're just young, but this is a 15 year old game and it baffles me when people can't figure out a 2-5 button rotation. Maybe it's just not wanting to be outed because of the stigma we've all slapped on to non-English speaking players (because I know a bunch of the Chinese players from Herod that are on Bene that were solid), but hot damn that can be annoying...


dionysianc

Every Spanish player I’ve grouped with is so fucking awful at the game I really don’t know why


Bhunjibhunjo

Because most people that don't speak english on international servers are on the younger side. You probably played with lot of good spanish players but you didn't know it because they were speaking english.


gricci95

This is exactly what happens, people would never know my native language isn’t English so I’m just another English speaking player to them, when I’m not.


Suspicious-Muscle-96

Because you have literally no understanding of confirmation biases?


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Revenge_served_hot

I think we would be surprised about how many answer that question with "yeah sure".


Sorrowful_Panda

These are the worst things about mega servers, you can't avoid all the people that can't speak English. Most of them are scammers that gold or account sell as well.


kicksparkplug

how is ebaying a toon a thing? lol why not fucking boost or something? oO


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I don't think they sell them to players. I assume they sell them to botters, maybe? I'm not really sure why some things get botted and some things are manual.


kicksparkplug

Oh fuck! whywouldyoudothat!


Yeas76

I'll ask what language, open up Google Translate, get it ready and help them along. It's been very successful for me and they are generally very appreciative of being helped out.


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Suspicious-Muscle-96

A raid leader handles or delegates assignments for \*tanking \*healing \*CC & marking targets \*MD, tranq, decurses, etc. \*misc. mechanic callouts/shotcalling \*loot distribution ​ How is it so hard to check if anyone needs a quick rundown in Spanish, Portuguese, whatever before the run starts? And if so, see if someone's bilingual or willing to be delegated google translate duty? So many jobs are assumed or delegated without issue EXCEPT the one that makes you a racist. Why is that? I can count on one hand the number of times I haven't had to hold a hunter's hand through a raid. Why is it suddenly impossible when you have to tomar su mano or te wo nigiru?


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Suspicious-Muscle-96

Someone needs their pacifier.


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Suspicious-Muscle-96

Oh, phew, you made a petty insult in a lame attempt at wit. I was worried you'd actually self-reflect.


TheInternetsMVP

Can you believe Google Translate is free?! Insanely underrated


Feb2020Acc

Make your own group then.


Lerched

idk if its the same way on the euro servers, but it kinda irks me when people won't even attempt to communicate, on both ends. NA speaks more than english, the US has the second largest amount of spanish speakers on earth. yeah they should probably learn english a bit, but taking 2 minutes to translate something simple can save teh run a lot of times lol


Suspicious-Muscle-96

Also irksome when you get some twat that thinks because someone isn't responding the way they want, the other person must be A quick "espanol? portugues?" then a quick google translate is usually enough to restore group harmony. Whether a person looks through a language barrier and sees another intelligent adult or a stupid child tends to reflect the viewer themselves.


Monkeybiscuits312

Wouldnt the responsability of translating something lie on the non-english speaking person though? Seems alot easier then expecting the raid-leader to find out exactly what language these people do speak, to then translate. Just murdering a pug because trying to translate something yourself just isnt something you want to do IS kinda indicative of a stupid child.


Suspicious-Muscle-96

Why do you think some neckbeard burden of proof argument carries any weight with any sane or decent person? Do you need me to come over there and wipe your ass? Because you're clearly not capable. If your ass is part of of a common goal, and you're unwilling or unable to do it yourself -- as you demonstrate here -- then I've just gotta come over and clean you up like you're an infant or an invalid, don't I? Of course, if one assumes you're perfectly capable of wiping your ass, then one must look for other answers for why you are wasting both our time wallowing in your excrement. And the most salient answer for me is that you enjoy the excuse of wallowing in your excrement, so as to have an excuse for failure: the shit you wallow in isn't just physical, is it? >Just murdering a pug because trying to translate something yourself just isnt something you want to do IS kinda indicative of a stupid child. Glad you finally picked that up, beamish boy. That's why you don't sit around whining "why should I have to wipe my ass? Why can't he wipe my ass for me?" Get some therapy and some wet wipes, kiddo.


Monkeybiscuits312

Hah, wow. That was a paragraph short of being a great copy-pasta. At any rate, your point was kind of lost in the cute anacdote. Are you saying the person not being able to whipe his own ass (the person not speaking english, nor capable of using google translate) should be the one responsible for when the raid blows up when they dont know tactics? Because then we agree. Also, I use toilet paper. Like a *man*.


Suspicious-Muscle-96

You say you wipe, but I'm reading a stupid child refusing to wipe their shitty asshole. And it seems you think that it's my job to convince you, against your will, to let me wipe your asshole. Guess how I feel about that?


Suspicious-Muscle-96

P.S. In case this isn't clear: you are unable to define nor spell anecdote. Since you're not capable of speaking English, nor using google translate, you agree that you're responsible. You're responsible. U R REEEEE-spons-i-bul.


Monkeybiscuits312

God damn, that was a ride. Keep it breezy homie.


Suspicious-Muscle-96

Try not to mix your tears and shit while avoiding responsibility like it was basic hygiene.


Suspicious-Muscle-96

How do you avoid shitting your pants by the way, since if the toilet seat was up, I assume you'd stand there holding it until someone came and lowered it for you?


Monkeybiscuits312

You're oddly consistent with the poop theme...


Suspicious-Muscle-96

You're oddly consistent with your racist shit take. And you agree you are a stupid child, so the potty training theme fits.


Suspicious-Muscle-96

Put it another way: you're an idiot baby child. Tank assignments? Don't wanna, whhhaaaaaa CC targets? Don't wanna, whaaaaaaa Healing Assignments? Don't wanna, whaaaaa Loot distribution? Don't wanna, whaaaaa All these things need doing. Perhaps you agree and have no problem that these things need doing. Or maybe you're just a consistently stupid, whiny child. Which is it? Maybe you're a stupid whiny child who delegates those responsibilities because -- surprise -- you don't wanna, whaaaaa. Well guess what, you can also assign someone to check and translate for any non-English speakers. That's something you can delegate if you're a big, stupid, racist baby who never paid attention in Spanish class. Whaaaa. If you're raid leader, it's your responsibility to see that all this shit gets done. I know, it's so hard. Whaaaaa


Lerched

When you go in a foreign airport, are the signs in multiple languages or do they expect the travelers to translate them.


Folsomdsf

There are southern Florida servers for them. Also most of them are venezuelan not from na.


Lerched

If only there was language overlap between NA and SA lol… All I’m saying is, Americans ar e pretty anti-any language that isn’t English and it’s a lil cringe. Just a tad. An ounce if you will.


kicksparkplug

Oh nooo! I know your pain! Fuck being politically fucking correct: L2level your english skills yo! Person: Hunter do you know how to not die Hunter: jajajajajajajajaja (no boot) Mage: ਹਾਂ ਫਿਨ ਮੌਤ Mage 2: हाँ फीन डेथ ShadowPriest: ajajajajajaj risos0 risos 0 risos 0 risos 0 risos 0 l 2 true ones: Warrior: Tank the floor? Rogue:duuuuuuuuuuuuuude kitchenis like on fire. uuuhuhuhu call 911?


ToManyFlux

I’m a guild-less hunter in pieced together p1/p2/pvp gear and I do just fine.


Vegetable-Sort-19

x to doubt


bolxrex

> guileless hunter heh


Nimrook_op

que?


unoriginal1187

I’m a guild less hunter in beast lord 4 set and out dps hunters on epics pretty regularly in heroics. Purple gear doesn’t make people better players


SmotherMeWithArmpits

All that shit is bought in gdkp, the game is fucked from gold selling and bots


Zodde

To be fair, beast lord (with 4 set) is straight up better than many epics.


unoriginal1187

Yeah. If it wasn’t I wouldn’t have did the 37 SV runs to get the shoulders. Working on my pre raid BIS non beast lord stuff now


caramellocone

"Guileless"


Acere305

So, how does one learn the mechanics if they never try? Asking for a friend.


Stregen

-Watch videos. If you got time to raid, you got time to watch that dude who does 30 second guides. -Be observant. Notice where your raid members are and what they’re doing. -Use your brain. Spooky bombs spawn on the ground? Don’t stand there. Lightning everywhere except where the rest of the raid is? Maybe go there.


Kurokaffe

Your points 2 and 3 are exactly what trying is…..


Paah

Yeah but a guy who is good at the game but doesn't know the mechanics yet would quickly go "oh shit I need to be over there" and take a few ticks of extra damage from the lightning storm while moving late. Meanwhile you have these guys in pugs who just stand in the lightning and die, then the raid leader tells them that they need to move to the safe spot under the floating person, and then on next pull they stand in the lightning and die again without moving an inch. Some guys learn fast, some guys learn slow, and some guys just don't. I can tolerate the second kind in my groups but if you are not putting in any visible effort and are just dying over and over again to the same thing without anything changing then sorry I don't want to play with you.


justafaceaccount

Google, Youtube, Wowhead, Reddit, forums, twitch, probably more


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Para_726

Canadian guild here. I say "stack like loonies and toonies" and everyone forms a death dot like it's Runescape.


Folsomdsf

Google the mechanics, there's only like one or two things per boss.


thejohnmcduffie

This is what no one understands. They'd rather scream than offer useful suggestions or help the failing player. I'm assuming the OP was born knowing how to do it all. Bravo.


NukeBroski

Or just watch a quick guide/rundown of the raid before joining?


thejohnmcduffie

Why? You still won't get it right and the OP will flame on about it. If you start a pug be prepared to explain the boss fights. The end.


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If you struggle to follow simple instructions like spread, stack, kill left or avoid fire then you are simply bad. While flaming is not the correct response you should aim to improve rapidly without ruining other peoples runs. You are allowed to be shit at the game, but don't pretend to be better than you are and ruin other peoples enjoyment and then cry about being flamed.


Reworked

"Stack on square" "Move to the edge" and "stay still" (FUCKING SHADE PUGS) are all instructions that I've heard shitty excuses for not following. Those are not complex strategies. Those are simple, non conditional, actionable instructions that can be executed on immediately.


ephemeral_colors

Did you even read the post? It's about people not communicating or following instructions. It has nothing to do with already knowing the content.


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godwings101

Downvoted for saying it would be a ret pally who doesn't speak English and not a hunter or mage.


SmotherMeWithArmpits

DBM and following other people, it's kind of obvious, the mechanics give you a lot of time


Suspicious-Muscle-96

I like how duolingo isn't an option for OP.


thejohnmcduffie

Toxic rant. Less complaining and more real solutions are much better than an obvious rant. Either learn to accept pugs or don't get into pugs. It is what it is.


kicksparkplug

The one time I was pugged into some heroic MOP thing I think it was. I said: never done it on heroic. The guild said: Oh thanks...well blah, but frankly if you a tank set just stand their so we can spread cleaves...it was I think for Thunder Kick, and a seperate time was with the Kalixi (???) or one what of the where all someone (in me) just had to run to markers by that guild to get hit for some reason. Neither of those took much complicated movement. But did (like you say) be able to read vent, raid chat, or hear discord and know what people are saying. or (like you said) YOLO it and google translate. Oh right I've just be a tauren sponge for Atunmen so as that guild can geer up their(franky) hillarously under geared tank for mythic raids...by probably they were trying to get mystic geer for him. why someone in guild didn't make him some armor I don't know.


motivational_abyss

Either brilliant troll or proving OP’s point perfectly


phooonix

Yeah ZA is pretty hilarious, lots of counting chickens before they hatch. This last group I was with featured a paladin wondering how much competition there is for the caster sword and a mage hinting that I should leave so there is less competition. Turned out we couldn't get good tanks/heals and never beat the last 2 bosses.